HarmonQuest

Nov 01, 2016

The group gets mixed up over whether Jeff/Boneweevil can confirm the information Erin/Beur gave when she entered the scene. Dan inquires whether someone can enter a scene and make something up without it being established.

Nov 01, 2016

The Village Chief challenges the group to a celebratory wrestling match. Boneweevil and Teflonto tag team against the Chief. Fondue wrestles his inner demons in the main event. Jeff takes a walk in the void.

Nov 01, 2016

Paul explains his experience with fantasy role playing. Spencer gives him a test game, where Paul finds himself in a small room, and has to find his way out.

Nov 01, 2016

Dan is amused by Spencer's method by which he told Dan of his character's backstory. He says he'd like Spencer to deliver all his bad news. The group jokes about what examples of bad news Spencer would give.

Nov 01, 2016

The group searches for a way to get through the cave into the mine. Deepok Chopra's feud with the Dwarf ghosts comes into play. Fondue finds out that women have the best perception, Beur and Deepok explain how they scan, Fondue gets impatient.

Nov 01, 2016

Boneweevil taunts at the Dwarf Ghosts, who in turn try to attack him with pick axes. Boneweevil has evasion, and is one-step ahead of their attack.

Nov 01, 2016

Entering the cave, Deepk Chopra explains her backstory and how she became a monk. She reveals that she was not talking to anyone else in time at the time of the attack; the "Kevin McCallister" of Dwarven Monks.

Nov 01, 2016

Beur crawls through the tunnel, warning Boneweevil not to fart on her. Boneweevil farts into the tunnel, thinking that it's Fondue. Beur is reminded of her father. Jeff gets his Harmon universes mixed up.

Nov 01, 2016

Spencer gives Steve Agee a tutorial in which he finds himself in a large cardboard box, filled with a mysteriously salty fluid. Steve finds a way to exit the box, and reveals he killed JFK.

Nov 01, 2016

Fondue distracts the guard, Knave, creating a diversion for Boneweevil to enter the Union House. Boneweevil tries to get information out of the bartender, who gives Boneweevil a hard time.

Nov 01, 2016

Fondue wants to draw a penis on the guard's forehead. Beur asks questions about what an Orc penis looks like. Fondue goes into great detail, in order to hit on Beur.

Nov 01, 2016

As they group asks Rib Sanchez about his backstory, Boneweevil gets a little too close. Fondue tries to figure out whether the sailors are for the crown or against the crown. Beur wonders whether they are poop and pee smugglers. Rib Sanchez is pro-environment, but also makes drugs out of the excrement.

Nov 01, 2016

Rib reveals that he grew up in a place where everything was hard, so he smuggles soft things back to his land and get rich. Fondue tries to relate, but Rib reveals he is slightly racist against Orcs. Beur is amused by Rib's racist jokes against Orcs. Fondue tries to keep calm.

Nov 01, 2016

In attempting to fish, Fondue stumbles his words, causing Beur to go off on another racist joke against Orcs. Rib joins in on the fun. Fondue fails to keep his cool.

Nov 01, 2016

The group finds themselves in a prison cell, where a voice reveals another prisoner; a gnome named Hawaiian Coffee. Fondue finds a toilet, but Hawaiian Coffee warns him to stay away. She explains how she got arrested and her clothing, before revealing she is magic and can transfigure anything.

Nov 01, 2016

The group argue over their next move. Fondue wants to hide the guards' bodies to hide the evidence, but Beur, Boneweevil and Hawaiian Coffee question his judgement. Beur punches Fondue in the face to calm him down, which does not work. Hawaiian Coffee ignores Fondue's rant. Boneweevil tries to keep the peace. Fondue moves the guards' bodies out of stubbornness.

Nov 01, 2016

In attempt to cause a distraction for an escape, Hawaiian Coffee assumes the shape of one of the Guard's mother. She insists the guard needs to leave and help his brother.

Nov 01, 2016

Jeff mistakenly eats a cheeto, John warns him not to touch his eyes for five days.

Nov 01, 2016

Fondue wants to rename the "Sandman Desert." He has a brief conversation with the Sun.

Nov 01, 2016

John Hodgman gives his backstory with role-playing games. Dan relates and jokes about his career being based on bullying his nerdier, younger self.

Nov 01, 2016

In a test game, John finds himself in a public restroom with an overflowing toilet. John goes through a "large man sized door," which is the size of a large man, in order to escape.

Nov 01, 2016

Fondue tries to swing through the trees. Beur chides him as a copycat, Dan wonders whether she thinks she owns the trees, singing a song as an copyright-free parody of the Pocahontas song.

Nov 01, 2016

Spencer walks Thomas through a test scenario, where he finds himself in a hallway filled with statues. Thomas uses his tote bag to swap the weight of the golden statue, gaining access to the exit. Thomas, being an avid role-player, rolls dice to simulate whether he would have passed the test; he does not.

Nov 01, 2016

Boneweevil deduces from their tests that they are all heroes in their own way. As Dildo is about to corroborate Boneweevil's revelation, he has a brief stroke. Coming to, and brushing it off as something that happens all the time, Beur comforts him like a small baby.

Nov 01, 2016

Dan establishes how much Erin loves the movie Labyrinth, and can easily answer the riddle in which they are asked. Jeff and Spencer both heard the riddle from other sources. Boneweevil successfully explains how to solve the riddle. Fondue and Beur warn Boneweevil of the perils of choosing "down," as it happened in Labyrinth. Thomas and Jeff mimick the talking hands from the movie.

Nov 01, 2016

Dildo welcomes the group to his campfire, and explains his backstory. Boneweevil questions Dildo's intentions, Dildo tries to pull Boneweevil's leg. Dildo explains his outfit to the group.

Nov 01, 2016

Boneweevil gives Eddie a hand job, Eddie praises it as better than Fondue's. Boneweevil attempts to make a pun about Goblins, Beur masturbates and cries in the corner. Praising Bonweevil's hand job again, Eddie insults Fondue's ability and his absent father.

Nov 01, 2016

After finding Master Sage in a box, Boneweevil opens a series of boxes - one is full of rocks, one has another box, which is full of socks. Eddie warns Boneweevil not to touch the socks, as he's had a lot of alone time over the years.

Nov 01, 2016

Fondue sings a public-domain song about looking for a key.

Nov 01, 2016

Eddie is forced at knife-point to expand on his life story. He explains that his friends are all dead, because previous adventurers had killed them in attempt to gain entrance to the temple. Because of this, Eddie has a suicidal outlook on life, but is bound by his contract not to kill himself. Fondue explains the wonders of the outside world; parades, parties, juice, etc. Boneweevil asks Eddie if he's ever had sex before, Fondue gets the hint and asks the team to leave the room.

Nov 01, 2016

Fondue announces he wants to do something cool during his next turn. James Dean attacks one of the cultists - a thin, grey old man. The group feels bad about hurting the old man. When it's finally Fondue's turn, he proclaims: "SYNAX! NOW YOU DIE!" Erin is disappointed. Fondue tries some cool one-liners to yell at Synax before he attacks the cultist.

Nov 01, 2016

Beur says she doesn't need "your gaze," which sounded homophobic, Fondue apologizes to James Dean. Spencer explains it was a "homophonic" joke. Dan invites the audience to stay tuned for a spirited wordplay discussion.

Nov 01, 2016

Beur uses her orange potion, not knowing what it does. The potion makes Vortheon fly into the air. He counter attacks by magically ripping out Beur's blood into a large spike, which hits Boneweevil. James Dean saves the day by using her much-awaited Holy Blast, to the excitement of her compatriots.

Nov 01, 2016

After Beur takes some damage in a battle, Synax fires a bolt of energy at Jeff Davis, who is randomly in the room. Jeff makes some small talk with the heroes, then leaves. Fondue and Beur note the french novel Jeff was holding, and both agree he's not a poser.

Nov 01, 2016

Chadge is eager to rebuild his relationship with Fondue. He asks about Fondue's mother, Fondue tells him the grim tale of her eventually slapping herself to death because she was alone.

Nov 01, 2016

Boneweevil and Fondue inspire Tedder Spice to rally the people into defending the village. Various villagers speak up in support of the Chief and his hair. A little boy tells a sad story

Nov 01, 2016

While building the cage around the village, Fondue hangs from the monkey bars as Chadge works. Fondue recalls a similar childhood memory in which he was swinging from monkey bars, but his father was nowhere to be seen. Chadge disappears into the void. Back in the present, Chadge gives Fondue words of support, while Fondue hopes the Manticore can't get through twigs.

Nov 01, 2016

The group tries to barter with the old Chief to pay off Chadge's debt. Chadge insists he can't allow this to happen. Fondue tries to get their priorities straight before worrying about "invoices." Fondue gets emotional and insists his father owes him. Chadge tries to make it up to him by offering him a painting.

Mar 13, 2017

Nov 17, 2017

Hosted by Travis McElroy

Nov 28, 2017

Dec 01, 2017

Spencer doesn’t trust the Audio Guys and teaches Gillian how to play Pathfinder.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang reminisces about things that didn’t happen.

Dec 01, 2017

Boneweevil and Charles Fight some Verches.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang finds that their reputation precedes them.

Dec 01, 2017

Beur recalls her spotted past as a rage-a-holic.

Dec 01, 2017

Spencer teaches Rory how to play Pathfinder.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang tries to get to the bottom of saying let’s quest to kick off the episode.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang tries to remember what happened last episode, and Rory tries to show up early.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang finds the flower they were questing for, but realizes they left their cauldron in the swamp.

Dec 01, 2017

Krandrelarius tries to get the gang to stay and hang out.

Dec 01, 2017

Boneweevil and Fondue have a heart to heart about their time apart.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang chats with Beauflecks, who sings a Draconic Shower Song.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang argues and a season-long completely cut runner is born.

Dec 01, 2017

Boneweevil tries to strangle a demon with the friendship bracelet, and it breaks, obviously.

Dec 01, 2017

Spencer can’t come up with a cliffhanger.

Dec 01, 2017

Spencer teaches Paul how to play Pathfinder and looks so fat in that shirt jeez.

Dec 05, 2017

The gang discovers that they kinda killed all of the people in Bonebreak Village.

Dec 01, 2017

The Tooth Beast teaches the gang a new handshake.

Dec 01, 2017

Beur wants to know the secret to the Tooth Beast’s happiness.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang knows the secret to defeating the Caretaker of the Abyss, but doesn’t understand the ramifications of that knowledge.

Dec 01, 2017

Patton already knows how to play Pathfinder but these make good extra content.

Dec 01, 2017

Boneweevil is suspicious of Sandpole’s tea, made by his grandma Adam Sandler.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang is still suspicious of the tea and investigates Sandpole’s house.

Dec 01, 2017

Boneweevil makes a noble and time-consuming show of drinking the tea to demonstrate trust while a demon sword slaughters civilians.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang fights the sword demon. Hilarity ensues.

Dec 01, 2017

Dan and friends talk break down the play by play of the show that just happened.

Dec 01, 2017

Spencer teaches Janet how to play Pathfinder; Janet eats her leg.

Dec 01, 2017

Beur talks to Sedona about Fondue and Boneweevil’s strained friendship.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang chats with The Manifest and puts on pants.

Dec 01, 2017

Fondue creates a Gremlin.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang rounds out the fight with that weird doppelgänger thing.

Dec 01, 2017

Spencer teaches Jason how to play Pathfinder but kinda peters out at the end.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang is confounded by and attempts to murder the City Guards.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang meets Gribble Grabble, the plucky young beggar boy.

Dec 01, 2017

Dan and friends become the first webseries to get letters.

Dec 01, 2017

Fondue tries to put a knife up Grabble Gribble’s butt.

Dec 01, 2017

Spencer teaches Elizabeth how to play Pathfinder.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang tries to find cool treasure.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang tries to comprehend the true nature of the Keystone Obelisk.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang tries to destroy the magical core of the Keystone Obelisk.

Dec 01, 2017

Fondue commits to a musical episode as the gang escapes from a crumbling ruin.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang gets trapped under the dome and tries in vain to get out.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang encounters a highly mystical and non-euclidean room full of mirrors and magic that was meant to be animated but got cut for time.

Dec 01, 2017

Beur wrestles with an alternate reality version of herself.

Dec 01, 2017

Boneweevil realizes he’s bi.

Dec 01, 2017

Kumail already knows how to play Pathfinder but it’s classic bonus content.

Dec 01, 2017

Eddie Lizzard discusses his ascent to fame and fortune and shows off his robot.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang makes a few attacks and some quips.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang tries to do cool attacks for the animators, Beur attempts to land a final blow.

Dec 01, 2017

The gang tries to end the show with an ultimate attack, but luck is not on their side.

Jul 14, 2016

Fondue and friends partake in the Festival of Restoration, but are interrupted by a barbarian chased by an evil cult. After unleashing evil upon the world, Fondue takes up a quest to save the world from the Heralds of the Manticore.

Jul 14, 2016

On a journey to warn the nearby town of the evil that threatens the world, our heroes take a shortcut through the Stone Saw Mines, where they encounter the damage and devastation wrought by the evils of the cult.

Jul 14, 2016

Leaving the Stone Saw Mines, the gang enters Freshport, where they enlist the help of a dock-working bard to warn the city of the evils unleashed by the Heralds of the Manticore. They infiltrate a party to chat up a union boss.

Jul 14, 2016

After escaping Freshport, our heroes find them selves on a merchant ship. After chatting up the captain, they hitch a ride together, but are attacked by shark people, before being boarded by the vessel of a familiar foe.

Jul 14, 2016

After being captures by Vortheon on the high seaws, our heroes are thrown into prison, where they meet an odd who hatches a plan to slip their bonds and escape from prison, to resume their quest.

Jul 14, 2016

After escaping form prison, our heroes fled to the desert. They meet with a strange and magical sandwich merchant harried by ghostly assailants, but all is not as it seems, and that many sandwiches turns out to be too good to be true.

Jul 14, 2016

Entering the mystical magical Doorest of Fores, our heroes encounter a strange forest dwelling Halfling. Together they face the strange and hacky humor of the Forest Guardian, as well as his strange and hacky trials to earn a blessing.

Jul 14, 2016

Entering the Final Dungeon, our heroes meet the Janitor of the crumbling temple, who snarkily guides them through, charging high prices for his dubious assistance. They face a powerful foe and prepare to stop the Heralds of the Manticore.

Jul 14, 2016

After coming this whole way, the gang discovers the Heralds of the Manticore preparing a ritual to unleash the Great Manticore. Our heroes face off with the cult in a final assault in the hopes of preventing the summoning ritual.

Jul 14, 2016

After failing to foil the Heralds' evil plot, our heroes must fina a way to stop the Great Manticore. Returning to the damaged and changed Earthscar, they seek to prevent the creature from opening a gateway into the...

Sep 15, 2017

Fondue, Beur, and their new friend Chip meet with a powerful Sorcerer who brings them to the hellish Demon Realm on their quest to find Boneweevil, but our heroes are soon overwhelmed by the armies of Hell.

Sep 15, 2017

Trapped in the Demon Realm after the death of Celty, a lake of mystery juice transmutes Fondue and friends into various beasts. In order to reverse their curse, the gang seeks the help of a powerful and strange swamp witch.

Sep 22, 2017

On Boneweevil’s suggestion the gang heads to Bonebreak Village, the last refuge of Hell’s survivors. There, they discover their way home might just be a mysterious spirit locked away in one of the Demon Realm’s many Nether-Jails.

Sep 29, 2017

With nowhere to go, our heroes are saved by an old friend of Boneweevil. The bizarre and awkward tooth beast whisks the gang into the Abyss for some high stakes bar trivia with a grim reaper.

Oct 06, 2017

After defeating the caretaker of the abyss, our heroes return to Earth, where much has changed. Finding some sand nomads and saving them from marauding beasts, the gang is treated to tea, and discover an evil presence has followed them back from the Demon Realm.

Oct 13, 2017

After learning of Celty’s re-appearance, our heroes follow the clues towards the city of Forlona, but a newly formed river of lava prevents their passage. Luckily, a mysterious merchant tent and its magical shopkeeper are here to help, but she seems to keep strange wares and stranger secrets.

Oct 20, 2017

In an effort to stop Celty’s evil ritual, our heroes travel to the center of it all, the Capital City of Forlona! A lost little boy informs the gang of recent catastrophe in the city, and a quest for his parents leads them into the royal Castle to beg for the King’s aid.

Oct 27, 2017

Feldspa the Royal Vizier beseeches Fondue and friends for their help in destroying the Keystone Obelisk, the lynchpin of Celty’s Obelisk Ritual. The gang joins forces with a deadly arsonist to assault the Obelisk as they attempt to enter the Obelisk to destroy its core.

Nov 03, 2017

Charles returns from the Demon Realm with an old flame of Beur’s. Our heroes assault Celty’s floating castle with the help of the dragon, but after getting split up, Boneweevil and Fondue are at each other’s throats, and their bickering threatens the future of their heroes’ journey.

Nov 17, 2017

A lethal encounter sets our party back, but after being rejoined by a familiar face from their past, our heroes face Celty and take on the deadly enchantress in her flying fortress. Can the gang finally put a stop to Celty’s evil schemes, and what even were those evil schemes anyway?

Aug 18, 2019

After a trying time in the material plane, after the demonic convergence, our heroes have been trying to find their way, saving who they can and smiting all the evil they encounter. With the help of Chadge Zoobag, they venture to defeat the Puppet King, a powerful fiend, and encounter a mysterious new ally along the way.

Aug 25, 2019

With Limerick in tow our heroes venture towards their Barbarian home, but pass through a magical catastrophe on pause, where they meet a strange Druid and discover the secrets of this land, as well as a possible solution to undoing the havoc they’ve inadvertently wrought, the demonic convergence.

Sep 01, 2019

Our heroes arrive at the Barbarian Village, but all is not right, as an old friend reveals. The gang finds the village under the thrall of demons, sorcery, and strange gemstones, and as they search for the Beast of Beginning, they are waylaid by an inscrutable, otherworldly specter of vengeance.

Sep 08, 2019

After using the Beast of Beginning, our heroes find themselves in the past, in a world untouched by the demonic convergence. But all is not right, as they learn they’ve arrived right at the point in time when the Puppet King is laying siege to Goblopolis, intending to enslave the city’s goblins on the road to world domination.

Sep 15, 2019

Forced underground by the Puppet King’s assault, our heroes are trapped with an army of hungry goblins. With the help of a sassy new ally, the gang adventures through flooded subterranean caverns choked by fungus as they try to find a way out of their cavernous captivity.

Sep 22, 2019

On their journey back to Ivory to seek the beast of Beginning, our heroes rest in Shatternine Village, where another adventuring party has been set to work helping the town uncover the source of a mysterious rage virus infecting the town with violent madness.

Sep 29, 2019

Our heroes return to Ivory Quay, but the bone tree barbarian’s ancestral home has been warped, corrupted beyond recognition. The gang fights their way to the Beast of Beginning, disgusted and confused at the horrors their temporal tampering has unleashed.

Oct 06, 2019

After being captured by the Gray Wraith, our heroes find themselves in an otherworldly plane of Imperium Judgments! There they face trial at the hands of a stern prosecutor, an impenetrable judge, and the help of a plucky and charming defense attorney.

Oct 13, 2019

After escaping Ad Quod Damnum, the plane of Imperium Judgements, our heroes are lost in the astral plane, unable to find the Beast of Beginning, but find a helping hand in the form of an Astral Privateer, who offers them a ride through dimensions, as well as a new type of pizza.

Oct 20, 2019

Our heroes crash land in the virtuous harmony, where an angelic guardian helps them find the Beast of the beginning, and the gang fights an old foe over the fate of the multiverse.