Red vs. Blue

Jun 28, 2026

Church narrates the events of the first Halo game, and explains that in between the first and second covenant invasions there was a civil war of Red vs. Blue, until the person typing his captions takes it in another direction.

Nov 01, 2003

Another early trailer released on drunkgamers.com, episode 0 only has a partial list of season 1 characters and features extensive combat and violence. Set to Limp Bizkit's "Break Stuff", this episode could not be included on the season 1 DVD for copyright reasons. However it is now included in the Bonus Features DVD, but again, for copyright reasons, it's not the Limp Bizkit song, but instead, it is set to Hollywood Undead's "Undead".

Nov 01, 2003

Extra from Season 1 DVD of Geoff and Gus reading Lines

Nov 01, 2003

Nov 01, 2003

The first season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A gruff sergeant. An unlucky ghost. A psychotic mercenary. A sarcastic slacker. An unrepentant kiss-up. Two morons. A tank with impeccable manners. And a robot stuck on the Spanish setting... War is hell.

Jan 01, 2004

Recap of Season 1 by Caboose

May 30, 2005

Church and Grif explain that, before Red vs. Blue was created, Computer Gaming World included a previous Rooster Teeth video on a DVD and people began visiting their website. Wishing to take advantage of the visitors, they went through multiple ideas for a series, mostly clichéd film genres, before settling on Red vs. Blue.

Aug 06, 2008

Donut now tries to convince Doc and Tucker that he is allowed to pinch them for not having a flag on Flag Day. He then suggests such festive games, such as "raise the flagpole".

Mar 18, 2004

Donut attempts to convince Doc and Tucker that they must pinch him for not wearing green armor on St. Patrick's Day. Available on the season 2 DVD.

Jan 01, 2004

Episode 19.3: Tucker's Date, Episode 27: Doc Contacts Command, Episode 28.5: The Last Episode Ever, Episode 31: Sarge and Grif Talk, Episode 32: Simmons Gets Prepared, and Episode 34: Church Escapes

Jan 01, 2004

From the Season 2 DVD: Line Readings, Sarge's Uncle, Getting Sheila on Base, & Simmons and Grif Audition Tape.

Jan 01, 2004

The second season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. When a mild-mannered medical officer finds himself deployed to the most worthless stretch of land in the entire galaxy, the last thing he expects to find are his first patients dead, a poltergeist haunting a robot, a 200-ton tank in the center of a love triangle, and an evil strain of artificial intelligence attempting to enslave all of humanity.

Jan 01, 2005

Intro Replay: An egg of the Sarge discussing the new stuff about Halo 2 to everyone; Grif's List of Prison Cheats: An egg of Grif's list of prison cheats; Yellow Church: A yellow Church will talk about what he did when he went back to try to fix everything; Dick Simmons' School of Management: An egg of Simmons taking about steps for kissing up on a commanding officer; and The Church of the Red Zealot.

Jan 01, 2005

In a parody of the 2004 U.S. Presidential Election, two campaign ads for Church and one for Sarge have the characters promising improvements to the canyon, or attacking one another. Available on the season 3 DVD.

Jan 10, 2005

The cast of Reds and Blues display stories of Red and Blue battles from throughout history.

Jan 01, 2005

Episode 38.2: Mystery Guest, Episode 41.1: Lt. Max Gain, Episode 42.4: Space Weather, Episode 45.9: The Greatest Episode Ever, Episode 53.3: Red Zealot Returns, and Episode 57.1337: Finding Shisno

Jan 01, 2005

Directing Church, Gruntitude, Line Readings, and Sword Play

Jan 01, 2005

The third season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. The universe is in chaos, and the final hope for humanity is two-thousand years in the past with a fast-talking computer that loves knock-knock jokes. What could possibly go wrong?

Aug 01, 2006

Fast forward recap of Seasons 1-3

Aug 01, 2006

Episode 59.7: Alien Hunt, Episode 60.6: Rebel Without a Hole, Episode 62.3: Co-Simmonses, Episode 68.1: Distressing News, Episode 69.4: Swamp Things, and Episode 71.0: Vehicular Envy

Aug 01, 2006

Alien Line Readings, Line Readings, Sargeisms, and The New Guy

Aug 01, 2006

The fourth season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and part of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. A bomb with a bad attitude, an alien with an epic score to settle, and the usual gang of hapless soldiers are on a quest to save the universe from an ancient prophecy of destruction. The situation doesn't look too good...

Jun 16, 2006

Tex begins her hunt for Wyoming.

Aug 01, 2006

Tex reminisces her events of her implantation of Omega back at Project Freelancer

Aug 02, 2006

Tex gets the aid of her old friend, York, and his A.I., Delta, in order to track down Omega.

Aug 22, 2006

Tex and York locate Omega's base and break in.

Sep 02, 2006

A intense battle issues and Tex corners Wyoming, who tells her about Omega's plans.

Jul 27, 2010

Compilation of swearing from seasons 1-4

Jun 28, 2007

Alternate Ending 1 - Fight! Fight! Sarge taunts a sad Church, provoking the Blues to shoot and kill him. Grif declares 'Every man for himself', which results in all the characters being killed, with the phrase "Son of a bitch!" uttered after every death. The last two are Donut and Caboose. Donut charges toward Caboose with his Ghost. Caboose destroys it with a rocket launcher killing Donut. Caboose then proclaims he is the winner, only to be crushed by the falling Ghost debris.

Jun 28, 2007

Alternate Ending 2 - Insert Quarter The Blues head back to their base. Sarge calls Vic, who refuses to help due to their ruining O'Malley's plan. Sarge becomes infuriated, and decides to go destroy the surveillance system; the Reds follow. As the system is damaged, Blood Gulch rumbles, and a stalactite falls on and severely injures Grif. An Engrish message appears on the system's screen, stating that they have "won" Red vs. Blue and should play the next game. Fake Red vs. Blue credits roll, with Japanese music, cast names and video of Japanese actors reading Red vs. Blue lines. A postgame lobby for a Halo 2 match is seen with the main characters of the series, who decide to start a new game with the same teams on a "new map."

Jun 28, 2007

Alternate Ending 3 - Invasion Sarge begins to taunt the Blue Team, but is killed by Aliens, who have brought an army of vehicles to invade and the two teams run away. A period of time passes and the Aliens now occupy Blood Gulch. Two Aliens begin to have a conversation on top of red base, using their language. They are unaware they are being spied upon by other Aliens on a cliff using the sniper rifle. These events mimic episode 1, and even the Aliens armor color mirrors the Spartan counter-parts.

Jun 28, 2007

Alternate Ending 4 - Ruby Slippers Church watches the ship explode and cries out "Tex!". A water effect happens and Church wakes up at the end of episode 8 from being shot by Caboose. Church is surrounded by Blue Team (who also includes a green armored soldier named Jacobs who he forgot to include in his dream). When Simmons and Grif appear with guns drawn, Church comments that it's alright, that they are friends and they joined to fight a common enemy, but the two Reds, confused by Church's assurances, kill all four Blues and Simmons promptly radios in to tell Sarge that the sector is clear.

Jun 28, 2007

Alternate Ending 5 - Tex Wins Andy begins to count down, but he doesn't explode. The ship turns around and faces the two teams on the ground. Grif inquires about "it" (the ship) having weapons. A missile is launched, and Sarge states "Oh, Snap". Everyone is presumed to be killed.

Jun 28, 2007

Alternate Ending 6 - Where are they now? The video used is the same as the Fight! Fight! ending underlined with the Grunt music from Season 3. When each character dies there is a subtitled "where are they now" information about each character after Blood Gulch.

Jun 01, 2007

Caboose Dies, How Babies Are Made, Let There Be Light, and Outside Looking In

Jun 01, 2007

Jun 01, 2007

Episode 83.2: Naming Junior, Episode 85.4: Pilot, Episode 85.7: Sister Escapes, Episode 92.0: Babysitting, Episode 97.1: Negotiations, and Episode 100.5: Tucker Leaves

Jun 01, 2007

The fifth season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and marks the end of The Blood Gulch Chronicles. Three new arrivals keep the Red and Blue armies on their toes as they fight, bicker and argue for control of the universe's most worthless piece of real estate -- a box canyon in the middle of nowhere. In the riotous conclusion of the series that took the Internet by storm, The Blood Gulch Chronicles return with the usual gang of luckless troops -- joined by a mysterious stranger, a half-alien child, and a crashed ship. Together they discover a hidden world that could finally answer the question, "Why are we here?"

Oct 28, 2007

Agent Washington, aka Recovery One, recovers the Delta A.I. from the now deceased York.

Nov 05, 2007

Washington talks with agent South Dakota about her brother's untimely death.

Nov 20, 2007

Washington, Delta, and South discuss a soldier's recent attackings of Freelancers, taking their A.I. and armor enhancements.

Dec 06, 2007

Washington and South confront the powerful enemy soldier.

Apr 05, 2008

Two agents investigate an incident at military Outpost 17-B Valhalla. Over the course of the video a memo is read that addresses the concerns of the Chairman of the Oversight Sub-Committee about Project Freelancer and the incident at the outpost.

Jul 27, 2010

Two videos cut from the Reconstruction DVD.

Jul 27, 2010

Burnie discusses what The Bump is and how the guys work around it.

Jul 27, 2010

Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction is the sixth season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and the beginning of the Recollection trilogy. The season follows Agent Washington as he investigates an attack on an outpost by a mysterious entity known only as the "Meta", which has also been killing members of Project Freelancer and stealing their partner AIs and their armor upgrades. While pursuing the Meta and soon joined by the Reds and Blues, Washington will uncover a conspiracy and dark secrets about the true purpose of Project Freelancer. Each episode begins with a memo from a series of increasingly tense responses between the Director of Project Freelancer and the Chairman of the Oversight Sub-Committee of the UNSC.

Feb 09, 2009

The first episode of the mini-series RvB: Relocated.

Feb 16, 2009

The Reds try some unconventional tactics to get their power systems back online.

Mar 02, 2009

Sarge calls in a specialist to take his latest secret project to the next level.

Mar 10, 2009

Sarge uses his new tools to build newer tools and hurt an old tool.

Jun 09, 2009

Simmons spies on Caboose's mysterious antics and reports it back to his team, who are all bickering. Meanwhile, as Caboose lights himself on fire, a dead Church and Tex watch both teams from afar.

Aug 24, 2010

The Imposer, Tempesta de Cabeza, No More House calls, Fact Checking, and Church Goes Viral

Aug 24, 2010

Aug 24, 2010

Red vs. Blue: Recreation is the seventh season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and is part of the Recollection trilogy. Buried beneath the sand is the answer to a mystery more dangerous than anyone could possibly understand. It's the perfect mission for a bunch of ragtag soldiers who don't know what they're doing anyway.

Sep 21, 2010

Red vs. Blue: Revelation is the eighth season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue and marks the end of the Recollection trilogy. As former alliances are betrayed and friends become enemies, the Reds and Blues find themselves in an impossible predicament; in order to save the universe this time, they can't be totally incompetent. While on the run, the two teams must find a way to put aside their past differences and figure out the mystery behind Project Freelancer once and for all.

Mar 28, 2011

The continuing adventures of the boys from Blood Gulch and the mysterious agents of Project Freelancer return this Summer!

Jun 28, 2026

A preview for the upcoming season 9 of Red vs Blue.

Jun 28, 2026

Episode for the RvB sponsors from the Bare Naked Ladies. Argument between back row seats and front row seats.

Jun 28, 2026

Episode for the RvB sponsors from the Bare Naked Ladies. Provides advice and tips to improve your concert going experience.

Jan 01, 2005

Episode for the RvB sponsors from the Bare Naked Ladies. Church and Simmons attempt to greet the audience, but are interrupted by obvious attempts at subliminal messaging.

Nov 28, 2004

The crew runs into obstacles while trying to film an introduction to the convention.

Jun 03, 2005

Grif and Simmons talk to A-Kon attendees about the rules to follow while at the convention.

Jun 28, 2026

Damien Fahey visits the Blue Team and tries to talk Church into letting him drive Sheila, when the Reds show up to berate Church for not following the MTV formula. Created to introduce a music video on the show, as part of a special segment done on Rooster Teeth Productions.

Dec 14, 2006

Sarge and Grif begin a video for Forbes when Sarge attempts to pitch "Sarge's Unique Money Making System" and cuts to fake testimonials from Church and Doc.

Mar 05, 2007

Sarge was expecting Scott to attack the Blue Team but since Sarge considers General Managers as pencil-necked weaklings he decided to paint Donut blue. Scott briefly explains the features of Silverlight before being shown around Blood Gulch. On encountering Donut they let Scott shoot Donut thinking that he would miss. They were surprised to find out that being a General Manager had a lot in common to shooting Donut: being accurate (shooting Donut in the visor), knowledgeable (knowing it was Donut), having fun (shooting Donut in the first place) and being thorough (shooting Donut again then using a grenade on him).

Jun 28, 2026

Church, Grif, and Caboose all prepare to head to Scotland for the EIEF festival. Church asks Grif and Caboose to research Scotland so that they do not seem like tourists. When they are unable to find any satisfactory information, Church gets Headquarters to send them an expert.

Oct 23, 2007

Church and Tucker introduce a series of RvB videos designed for different countries in Europe (and Japan) and comment on them.

Apr 28, 2010

Simmons finds Grif and Sarge standing on the edge of a cliff. Grif explains that Sarge is practicing flying, inspired by the movie Iron Man 2. Grif reasons that like Iron Man, Sarge is wearing red power armor, and has painted the highlights golden to further match Iron Man's suit, so he should be able to fly. Simmons points out that Sarge is missing a critical component: jet boots. Regardless, Sarge runs off the cliff. Grif insists that Sarge will momentarily fly back up, but Simmons goes to fill out a "new sergeant requisition form", as the scene fades to black. A few seconds later, Sarge flies up on jet boots, tells the audience to turn off their cell phones, then flies away.

May 15, 2003

The two teams gather in the Red Base to watch the Halo 2 E3 2003 trailer, and comment on it.

Jul 28, 2003

Tucker and Church explain to the Reds about the 2003 New York Video Festival.

May 18, 2004

Sarge tells Grif, Simmons, Church, and Tucker about how great the upcoming Halo 2 campaign will be.

Jul 14, 2004

Church and Grif present a series of comparisons between real life and the Internet.

Jun 28, 2026

In another Point/Counterpoint debate, Church argues against celebrating Christmas, while Grif argues for it.

Jan 30, 2005

The teams prepare for the 2005 Sundance Film Festival.

Mar 17, 2015

The teams try to come up with resolutions for the first annual "Blood Gulch Resolution-off."

Apr 03, 2008

Ever wanted to know how to play Grifball but were too afraid to ask?

Sep 02, 2008

The Red and Blue teams exercise their multiplayer rights.

Sep 02, 2008

Red and Blue both have a little trouble figuring out how to support their own team.

May 22, 2008

The reds and blues pick their new teams and explore the new bases and equipment (Valhalla).

Jul 11, 2011

Caboose explains how he kept busy in the Red vs. Blue off-season.

Jun 28, 2026

Depicts the Halo2 testing of Episode 35 What's Mine Is Yours.

Jun 28, 2026

Once when Sarge was a young boy....

Jun 28, 2026

The Red Team tries to dress up for Halloween.

Jun 02, 2011

A song written by Church, for Church and about Church.

Jun 28, 2026

Sarge and Church attend the Spike TV Video Game Awards.

Jun 28, 2026

The famous interview on the famous show.

Aug 06, 2010

Sarge and Grif give some pointers for anyone moving to Reach.

Aug 09, 2010

Sarge tries to get a leg up on the blues before their move to Halo: Reach.

Aug 23, 2010

Sarge sets off for Reach, but runs into some problems along the way.

Sep 08, 2010

Sarge meets up with the troops on Reach.

Aug 31, 2009

Members of RoosterTeeth.Com submit their best impressions of various RvB characters to win a box set of Blood Gulch Chronicles and the Reconstruction DVD!

Jun 28, 2026

Jun 28, 2026

Jan 14, 2010

The first batch of entries for the Kinetic Type Contest.

Jan 14, 2010

The second batch of entries for the Kinetic Type Contest.

Jan 14, 2010

The third round of entries for the Kinetic Type Contest.

Jun 28, 2026

In anticipation of the release of Halo 2, this video was released on Bungie’s website. In it, Sarge shows a video of supposed improvements to vehicles, weapons, and bases in reference to their actual updates in the new game, though they are either ineffective or make things worse from the viewpoint of a soldier defending himself.

Apr 21, 2005

Members of the gulch compete in Halo 2 against Bungie Studios, and are defeated.

Apr 26, 2005

The Blue Team traipse through the new maps of Halo 2 in order to find their parked car.

Mar 17, 2015

Grif attempts to leave with Simmons to see the launch of the Xbox 360, only to be sidetracked by Sarge.

Jun 28, 2026

After the launch of the Xbox 360, the Red and Blue Teams have to deal with various strangers walking through battles looking to use the console's special online features.

May 15, 2007

Released in high-definition on the Xbox Live Marketplace and on the general site, Simmons and Sarge, in an attempt to calm down avid fans waiting for the public Beta test of Halo 3, play them a video introduction in which the cast of Red vs. Blue welcome them to the Beta, and point out many of its features as well as possible problems.

Jun 28, 2026

The cast go over the various functions of the Zune, though they lament how the local radio stations (in particular three ran by Sarge, Tucker and Doc) they can receive have poor content, and the pictures they can share are only of Sarge injuring Church over and over again.

Jul 31, 2007

On July 31, 2007, an unnamed, five-episode series premiered on five retail websites, including those of Best Buy, Circuit City, and Gamestop. These episodes detail the Red Team's transition from Halo 2 to Halo 3;[3] Sarge introduces his men to the new graphics, weapons, and vehicles. Segments are intermixed with comments made by Church and Tucker, who are spying on their activities.

Jun 28, 2026

Sarge calls Church, Tucker, Grif, and Simmons together to explain Master Chief's image needs protection and that a new understudy will be chosen. After explaining the various criteria each candidate was judged on, Sarge eventually reveals the new understudy to be Tex. As compensation, he offers the others roles as stunt doubles with screen tests consisting of them being shot or blown up.

Jun 28, 2026

The Legendary Edition of Halo 3 contains a bonus disc with vast amount of extra content, including a special re-release of Episode 1 using the same audio, but re-filmed on the Valhalla map in the Halo 3 multiplayer. As the disc containing the video was available to all ages, every curse word was subsequently bleeped.

Dec 03, 2007

The group journeys through the newest Halo 3 maps. They get a grand tour with Guilty Spark's stunt double, Ralph, exploring the Foundry, Rat's Nest, and Standoff maps, and describing the capabilities of Forge. In Foundry, Simmons creates a mancannon for firing objects at Grif. Ralph explains the layout of Rat's Nest while discouraging Church from touching a twenty megaton warhead. The Reds are impressed by the base in Standoff, which Caboose claims to have created. Ralph concludes by announcing the release date for the maps.

Sep 01, 2009

The RvB guys get an early look at a new type of mission featuring “regular” soldiers like them... or so they think.

Sep 04, 2009

Sarge reminisces about his former mentor, and the guys worry about who or what they'll have to face in their ODST scrimmage match.

Sep 11, 2009

The RvB guys try out some new uniforms, and Church passes on some important information he heard about a certain legendary sergeant.

Jul 07, 2009

How About a Nice Game of Tag? is a special episode of Red vs. Blue and was originally created for Microsoft Puzzlehunt 11, but was then used by Roger Wolfson for Bungie.net users to obtain the Recon armor for Halo 3.

Jul 07, 2010

The guys visit an old friend.

Jun 23, 2011

The guys from Red vs. Blue explain almost everything you need to know about Bungie’s anniversary… kinda.

Apr 07, 2003

Guns don't kill people, W.M.D's do.

Jun 28, 2026

Shortest PSA ever? You bet!

Aug 24, 2003

Should you get a tattoo?

Sep 13, 2003

Hey, time out!

Sep 21, 2003

The creative geniuses behind RvB take matters into their own hands.

Jan 30, 2004

NASA has made another new discovery on Mars. Here's what you need to know about it... and other ridiculous information and dumb jokes.

Apr 16, 2004

Why, it’s only the greatest day of the year!

May 08, 2004

The Blood Gulch Crew spread the love to their Moms.

Jul 02, 2004

Learn how to celebrate your July 4th with complete peace of mind.

Nov 25, 2004

I can feel my stomach rumbling already. Thanksgiving Day PSA.

Dec 25, 2004

Christmas 2004 PSA.

Feb 19, 2005

Cold and Flu Season PSA.

Jun 28, 2026

RvB has some advice for the Olympics

Jun 28, 2026

Tips to survive those rising gas prices.

Oct 20, 2006

The gang talks about their zombie plans.

Dec 30, 2006

Holiday 2006 PSA.

Dec 16, 2006

If you go before 4pm the tickets are only $75 for seniors.

Feb 12, 2007

Don’t ask us how anything works.

Jun 23, 2008

Looking for a great conversation starter online? Try posting one of these ten things we’ve never heard on an Internet forum.

Jul 28, 2008

The guys from Blood Gulch discuss the latest development in addiction technology.

Oct 06, 2008

The Reds and Blues help us all figure out how to tighten the belt during tough economic times.

Oct 16, 2008

Caboose explains everyone’s holiday while the rest of the guys are busy setting up for the final episodes of Reconstruction.

Nov 27, 2008

The men pause to celebrate the holidays while settling into their new bases.

Feb 13, 2009

Caboose struggles with some tender emotional memories.

Apr 01, 2009

Go behind-the-scenes as the guys from RvB prepare to film a PSA to celebrate their sixth anniversary.

Jul 20, 2009

Sarge and Simmons give their best advice on how to deal with flammable situations.

Jan 04, 2010

Sarge is forced to go on vacation because of his piling up vacation days. Simmons' vacation days are used up by Grif because they are pooled together. Reds relocated.

Jan 05, 2010

Part Two of the RvB/Waypoint holiday special.

Jan 06, 2010

The stunning conclusion to auspicious beginnings.

May 03, 2010

Sarge and Simmons break down some key demographic information about the RvB audience.

Jun 10, 2010

Grif and Simmons break down the video game industry.

Aug 09, 2010

Church and Sarge give some tips on how to make a successful internet video.

Oct 25, 2010

Sarge and Church walk you through the upgrading process.

Jul 13, 2011

Caboose visits the Halo Reach campaign.

Aug 22, 2011

Sarge and Church walk you through proper behavior in a gaming environment.

Nov 15, 2011

The ninth season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue. This season follows two different but connected storylines. The present storyline follows Epsilon Church as he relives memories from Blood Gulch in the AI Capture Unit from Season 8, but tries to fix them when the Reds and Blues aren't acting like themselves. The past storyline is set before the start of The Blood Gulch Chronicles, following the agents of Project Freelancer in their peak against a rogue UNSC faction.

Nov 13, 2011

Simmons discovers that Grif is missing, ruining Sarge's good mood. Meanwhile, at Blue Base, Church and Tucker criticize Caboose's organizational skills.

Nov 19, 2011

While Simmons and Sarge ponder the crudely written ransom note, the Blues begin to think that it's getting too quiet at the other end of the canyon.

Nov 26, 2011

Sarge interprets the ransom note's instructions of "make no attempt to contact the authorities" as "call Command immediately." And the radio in Caboose's helmet reveals a surprising turn of events.

Dec 03, 2011

After the surprise attack by the Reds, Tucker proposes a plan that unites the opposing teams in search of Grif.

Dec 10, 2011

In their joint search for Grif, the Reds and Blues encounter the Blue Grunts, which makes Sarge very nervous. Will Tucker placate the single-minded zealots enough to ask for directions?

Dec 17, 2011

With the surprising help of the Grunts, the Reds and Blues finally make it to the city to see the guy. But will they actually find Grif?

Apr 14, 2012

Sarge discovers a mysterious wall while the Blues receive a new shipment.

Apr 21, 2012

Church and Tucker fight over who will fly the helicopter while Sarge tries to think of ways to conquer the wall.

Apr 28, 2012

Simmons and Lopez try to infiltrate the Blue Base while Sarge continues trying to figure what's behind the wall.

Nov 06, 2012

The tenth season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue. Season 10 concludes the dual storylines that started from Season 9. The past storyline will show the conclusion of Project Freelancers' quest to defeat a rogue Insurrection group and the loss of complete trust between the Freelancer agents and AIs. The present storyline picks up right where Season 9 left off, as Epsilon Church joins the Reds and Blues on Agent Carolina's quest for vengeance against the Director of Project Freelancer.

Nov 12, 2013

The eleventh season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue. For more than a decade, the hapless, helpless and occasionally hopeless anti-heroes of the Halo universe -- the Reds and Blues -- have fumbled their way from one adventure to another. They have survived aliens, Freelancers, evil artificial intelligence programs, and secret government conspiracies. But now that they have been shipwrecked in a mysterious canyon, they will have to work together to survive the greatest foe of all...themselves.

Dec 30, 2014

The twelfth season of the action-comedy series Red vs. Blue. Shipwrecked, separated and still sort of... dumb. The Red and Blue soldiers of Project Freelancer are continuing their misadventures on Chorus. With their leaders captured, Tucker, Grif, Simmons, and Caboose now find themselves caught in the middle of a planet-wide civil war, and if they want to save their friends, they'll have to lead a hopeless army of rebels to victory. Between alien artifacts, subpar subordinates and mysterious mercenaries, the heroes of Blood Gulch have got their work cut out for them, and they really hate work.

Oct 13, 2015

The sim-troopers of Blood Gulch have seen their fair share of insanity over the years, but they ve never faced anything quite like this. Stranded on the planet Chorus, the Reds and Blues must convince two enemy armies to join forces or suffer complete annihilation at the hands of a bloodthirsty war lord. As the final installment in the critically acclaimed Chorus Trilogy, Red vs. Blue: Season 13 is as hilarious as it is thrilling. Between deadly mercenaries, alien artifacts and old rivalries, our hapless heroes are in for the fight of their lives in the longest running sci-fi/comedy series in American history, Red vs. Blue.

Nov 15, 2016

Rather than focusing on one story, RED VS. BLUE SEASON 14 is a collection of numerous short stories, focused on characters both old and new, produced in a variety of styles, and presented by everyone’s favorite computer program: VIC. Rooster Teeth has teamed up with writers and directors from around the country to give each piece a unique voice, and the results range from hilarious to action-packed, and everything in between! 2D animation, 3D animation, stop-motion, live-action, and machinima in just about every Halo engine to date are all packed into this movie! The Red vs. Blueniverse is ready to bust open, so what are you waiting for?!

Feb 13, 2018

The award-winning, longest-running web series Red vs Blue returns with a vengeance with Red vs Blue Season 15 . A series of violent attacks across human space has people demanding answers. Who are these Reds and Blues? And why are they so bloody ruthless? One reporter sets out to uncover the truth, determined to find out why the once beloved Reds and Blues have turned so malicious, taking her on a galaxy-spanning adventure filled with many twists and turns.

Jan 01, 2019

The award-winning, longest-running web series Red vs. Blue returns with season 16. Picking up in the moments after the conclusion of season 15, Red vs. Blue returns with a new saga, pitting the characters against powerful new foes and launching them back into an epic adventure unlike any other in the show’s history

Aug 03, 2020

It took two seasons for the Reds and Blues to break the universe, but they’re about to discover that things can always get worse. The flow of time is in disarray now that Chrovos has been freed from their old prison, and the Reds and Blues are unwittingly trapped, reliving their past memories. Fortunately, there’s still one person in the universe who can do something about it: Donut. Thanks to his quick thinking, Donut manages to trap Chrovos in a temporary cell, but it won’t hold for long. Chrovos’ lackey, Genkins, travels through time with the Reds and Blues and changes the events of their history, creating cracks in an increasingly fragile timeline. If Donut can’t find a way to snap his friends out of it, Chrovos will truly be free and life as we know it will be rewritten.

Nov 02, 2021

In Red vs. Blue: Zero, a mysterious syndicate leader known only as Zero seeks an Ultimate Power, and a ragtag team of heroes and misfits called SHATTER SQUAD must work together to save the galaxy.

Apr 02, 2022

Spun off from the main Red vs. Blue series, "Out of Mind" picks up in the middle of Season 4, and continues on into the events of Season 5, chronicling the adventures of the character Tex and her pursuit after the bounty hunter Wyoming.

Apr 15, 2022

Taking place directly after Season 6, The Reds make themselves at home at their new base while Caboose works on a secret project.

Apr 29, 2022

Spun off from the main Red vs. Blue series, Recovery One occurs after the events of the Out of Mind Mini-Series and during Season 5 of the Blood Gulch Chronicles. Recovery One chronicles the adventures of the character Agent Washington.

May 06, 2022

Spun off from the main Red vs. Blue series, the MIA Mini-Series occurs somewhere in between the beginning and end of Season 9. It follows the misadventures of the Red and Blue team as they search for Grif while inside the Epsilon Unit.

May 27, 2022

Spun off from the main Red vs. Blue series, Where There's a Will, There's a Wall Mini-Series follows the misadventures of the Red team as they try to discover what is behind a huge wall and the Blue team fights over who will fly the helicopter.

Jun 10, 2022

Red vs. Blue: ODST is a group of special episodes, non-canon to the main series, that was created by Rooster Teeth Productions as a promotion for Halo 3: ODST. These bonus episodes where aired during Red vs. Blue's seventh season, Red vs. Blue: Recreation.

Jun 17, 2022

Introducing Team Slipspace, the worst team in the Grifball League!

Jun 24, 2022

Scandal rocks the IGLE when a member of Team Slipspace is accused of using a controlled substance. With the League's strict Zero Tolerance policy, does Slipspace stand a chance at this season?

Jul 07, 2023

RvB is back for its ​final​ season. Written by Burnie Burns and directed by Matt Hullum, Red vs. Blue​:​ Restoration completes a story told over 20 years. Watch the Prologue now and come back this fall when “Red vs​.​ Blue: Restoration” premieres.

Jul 14, 2022

After being separated from their friends, Tucker, Caboose, Simmons, and Grif record audio journals reflecting on their current predicaments with the New Republic. Meanwhile, Locus delivers an entry of his own.

Jul 22, 2022

The Commissioner forces Team Slipspace to accept a new (and expensive) player onto their team.

Jul 29, 2022

Rookie decides it's time to get an agent.

Dec 15, 2022

Sarge is forced to go on vacation because of his piling up vacation days. To make it up to Grif and Simmons, in the spirit of the holidays, Command has them relocated to a more festive location!

Aug 24, 2022

Simmons, Grif and Sarge are here to tell you all about Microplastics. Or was it Macroplastics?

Sep 07, 2022

Doc and Simmons want to shine a light on a holiday that really should be talked about more.

Sep 08, 2022

Grif and Sarge are here to provide some "helpful" driving tips! Here's one: Don't get your driving tips from Grif and Sarge.

Oct 05, 2022

Agent Washington and Sarge want to help make YOU better at first person shooters! We'll let you decide whose technique is better...

Oct 26, 2022

Kids these days, am I right? It's hard to keep up with all the hip new lingo on the internet. Don't worry, Simmons and Grif have the solution!

Nov 09, 2022

In the Season Finale of our 2022 PSAs, Simmons and Doc are here to talk to you about finances. Just... maybe don't take their word for it.

Feb 08, 2020

Grif and Simmons instruct you on how to keep your Reds and Blues vibrant and clean!

Feb 15, 2020

Be the change you want to see! Sarge and Simmons demonstrate how to have your voice heard through internet petitions!

Feb 22, 2020

After 17 long seasons, the Reds and Blues think up new and interesting ways to keep things fresh!

Feb 29, 2020

Join us for the high-flying, daring, adventurous hit new gameshow on this side of the galaxy! Your host Caboose pits Red Team against trial after trial in: The Price Wheel of Cash!

Mar 07, 2020

After years of fighting, the Reds and Blues go to check in on their personal healthcare at the doctor!

Mar 14, 2020

Join Grif and Simmons as they discuss an important step to adulthood: moving out!

Mar 21, 2020

The times have changed, and technology has shifted the way the world works! Join Simmons and Grif as they demonstrate the wonders of new tech!

Mar 27, 2020

The internet can be a dangerous and volatile place! Simmons guides you on how to prepare yourself for the harsh cyber-land of the web, in Cyber Insecurities!

Apr 04, 2020

Harsh weather is upon us! Join Doc as he shows you how to prepare for being snowed in! Just be careful to look out for the dreaded cabin fever!

Apr 11, 2020

Prepare yourself for the end times! Join the Reds as they instruct you on how to work through numerous doomsday scenarios in End Preppers!

Apr 18, 2020

Want to know how to wrangle the fresh voice talent for your show? Sarge and Simmons have the perfect guide to working with Amateur Voice Actors!

Apr 25, 2020

The very best takes from the professionals on Red vs. Blue!

Sep 15, 2018

Simmons and Lopez have some very important information about the TRUE holidays we should all be celebrating.

Mar 06, 2019

Join the Reds and Blues as they discover the finer details of art, and learn proper museum etiquette!

Feb 04, 2018

What does it mean to empathize? Join Red Team's resident robot in learning about the inner workings of the mind, feelings, and social interactions! Some assembly required.

Mar 08, 2018

Finding a new home can be a long and difficult process, but Sister and Grif have you covered! Simmons, however, has something to say about the change of scenery.

Mar 15, 2018

Going on a trip abroad can be scary; luckily Grif and Simmons have some advice that will surely come in handy.

Mar 22, 2018

Tough love is the only love you losers can hope for, am I right?

Jul 18, 2018

August 3rd, 4th and 5th at the Austin Convention Center -- Be there, or be Blue!

Aug 12, 2018

Sarge and Grif are here to show you how to Reduce, Refuse, and Reload your Reliable shotgun! Also something about Recycling.

Aug 26, 2018

Grif and Simmons attempt to discuss the importance of Diversity while simultaneously trying not to offend everyone.

Apr 17, 2012

Sarge gets a hold of some very important information about Halo 4, and he wants to keep it from the Blues at all costs.

Apr 17, 2012

Grif wants to make sure his schedule is absolutely clear for the launch of Halo 4. But first he has to convince Sarge to give him the day off.

Jun 25, 2012

The cast of Red vs. Blue lays down essential survival tips for navigating the internet.

Jul 30, 2012

The RvB Science Team discusses the Higgs Boson. Watch and learn absolutely nothing about the thing that created absolutely everything.

Oct 23, 2012

What do you get when you combine Halo 4, the Election, a musical number and Red vs. Blue? This very special PSA. Do your duty as an American and watch it now! Then go vote and play Halo 4!

Nov 05, 2012

A crewman awakes the gang from cryo-sleep.

Dec 19, 2020

The OG crew meets the Zero crew to tackle a new project in celebration of Master Chief coming to Fortnite.

Jul 03, 2013

Prepare for the Halo Global Championship, kicking off this summer at RTX 2013!

Sep 16, 2013

The Commissioner shows the Rookie the basics of Ricochet, a new gametype featured in Halo 4.

Dec 17, 2013

After realizing that the NSA have the ability to spy on gamers within first-person shooter video games, Simmons takes action to fight against them.

May 26, 2014

Grif and Simmons give you the down-low on how to survive in today's job market.

Jun 30, 2014

Going to RTX 2014? Wash and Sarge have got you covered.

Aug 04, 2014

Hey fellas, need some help with the ladies? Tucker and Simmons can be your wingmen! Just know that with their help... you'll probably be single forever.

Sep 08, 2014

The reds and blues are long overdue for a vacation, but "vacation" doesn't always mean relaxation.

Mar 04, 2015

Red vs. Blue has an "exciting" announcement about the "brand new" and "innovative" way we are delivering the show to the audience.

Apr 26, 2015

Sarge and Simmons are ready to take PSAs to the next level! Rebooted with better EVERYTHING for modern audiences!

May 31, 2015

Tucker and Grif would like to talk to you about ASMR in this week's episode. Do not adjust your monitor!

Jul 05, 2015

WARNING!

Aug 09, 2015

In a world where movie trailers are the pinnacle of cinematic achievement, one trailer stands above the rest...

Sep 11, 2015

Have you ever wanted MORE Rooster Teeth? Do you want to try it all FREE for 30 days? Then Simmons and Grif have some important info for you.

Dec 10, 2020

Grif and Sarge prepare for the arrival of Master Chief. That is until a "sneaky blue" gets there first.

Apr 08, 2022

Join Sarge, Grif and Simmons while they recap Episodes 1-3 of the new live action Halo tv series now streaming on Paramount+.

Apr 22, 2022

Join Sarge, Grif and Simmons while they recap Episodes 4-5 of the new live action Halo tv series now streaming on Paramount+.

May 13, 2022

Join Sarge, Grif and Simmons while they recap Episodes 6-8 of the new live action Halo tv series now streaming on Paramount+.

May 20, 2022

Join Sarge, Grif and Simmons while they recap the Season Finale of the new live action Halo tv series now streaming on Paramount+.

Jul 25, 2020

Red vs. Blue is coming back this year!

Jun 03, 2018

Sometimes life is hard. Other times, it's as easy as 1-2-3... 4 and 5.

Oct 20, 2021

One and Raymond try to convince shatter squad to get a dog.

Oct 27, 2021

Shatter Squad tries to get Axel to stop telling Dad Jokes but it becomes way harder than they think.

Nov 03, 2021

Remember when this show was about a bunch of ragtag misfits walking and talking about life’s greatest mysteries?

Nov 10, 2021

Raymond cooks up a budget-conscious outing for the entire family.

Nov 17, 2021

The ever-bickering Phase and East are forced to spend some time in each other’s shoes, literally. Spoiler alert: they hate it.

Nov 24, 2021

It's exactly what we said it is.

Dec 01, 2021

Please don't start rumors.

Dec 08, 2021

How does a power-hungry megalomaniac start his day? Shatter Squad has a plan to take down Viper, the only question is when to strike!

Dec 15, 2021

Close the door! You're lettin' in bugs!

Dec 22, 2021

We wish you a special guestmas!

Dec 29, 2021

Murder! Suspense! Intrigue! Breakfast for dinner...'

Jul 20, 2022

QvsA is a biweekly series launching August 4th on YouTube!

Aug 04, 2022

First up we have a question we've seen from all over, "Should I watch Seasons 14 through 18?"

Aug 18, 2022

This one's from all over: Say you've got an idea for a season and want to know if we can read it.... But first, we have a special guest to talk about Halo Infinite!

Sep 01, 2022

Today we have two special guests, Captain Michael J. Caboose and Carolina to answer the question: who would win in a fight? Wait, isn't there another show for that...?

Sep 15, 2022

Do you ever wonder... if we're still making Red vs. Blue?

Sep 29, 2022

This week: Who is the best RvB Villain?

Oct 13, 2022

This week: How good are Grif and Simmons at video games? Wait, are we sure this is a real question...?

Nov 03, 2022

This week we're joined by a live studio audience to answer a question from... all of YouTube?

Nov 18, 2022

This week we're answering a few questions, but most important of all: who is Simmons' favorite member of Blue Team?

Dec 01, 2022

We wrap up our inagural season with an important question: do these two ever go outside anymore?

Nov 15, 2020

A 17 year long rivalry comes to an end! Every wonder why we're here?

Dec 12, 2017

A successor to "Caboose's Guide to Making Friends", this episode describes how Caboose has coped with relocating so many times throughout the series, including through Blood Gulch, Valhalla, and Chorus.

Nov 01, 2003

Fake FBI DVD Warning & 4 Different Idle Messages!

Jan 01, 2004

From the Season 2 DVD: Fake DVD startup, Audio/ Video setup, Idle messages, Cyborg parts, Grif's cheap easter egg, Pink armor, Disco dance party, BloodGultchUniversity.com

Aug 01, 2006

From the DVD: Tucker sells a baby, character easter eggs, an intermission.

Dec 23, 2015

Join Sarge as he celebrates the holidays with tunes you (sort of) know and love. Suck it Blues!

Sep 24, 2009

Sarge and Grif reveal that they don't have a PSA available because Caboose burned and then ate the script. They then proceed to explain that GameStop is holding a contest to make a replacement PSA.

Sep 21, 2011

Sarge and Church demonstrate the safety features of w00tstock.

Apr 16, 2012

Grif is hit by a kangaroo and Sarge and Simmons give him false advice on how to remove the "venom".

Aug 11, 2022

Heading back to work after a long time can be rough. Agents Washington and Carolina have some tips for how to manage.

Sep 26, 2011

Drafted is a special episode of Red vs. Blue where the Reds and Blues are sent into Halo: Reach: Firefight.

Mar 24, 2017

On April 1, 2003, five friends unleashed a sci-fi comedy epic known as Red vs. Blue. It took the internet by storm. Fast-forward fourteen seasons and countless "Bow Chicka Bow Wows", the longest running web series presents its biggest season yet. Catch up on all fourteen seasons with this recap of the entirety of Red vs. Blue up to Season 13 narrated by "Morgan Freeman."

Sep 25, 2007

Sarge explains to the Reds about the basis weapon changes in Halo 3. He shows the change in the Needler as an example.

Sep 25, 2007

Sarge explains to the Reds about the new vehicles in Halo 3, like the Mongoose.

Sep 25, 2007

Sarge explains to the Reds about a new feature in Halo 3: Equipment.

Sep 25, 2007

Sarge explains to the Reds about the new locations in Halo 3. Church shows them a few maps they can choose from.

Sep 25, 2007

The Reds begin unpacking their base for their move into Halo 3. What they don't know is that they must also unpack and move the Blues' things as well.

May 07, 2024

When the universe's greatest villain returns in a terrifying new form, old adversaries, the Reds and Blues of Blood Gulch, will have to set aside their differences to save the galaxy one last time.

May 19, 2013

Two Space Marines talk about the Reds and Blues, waiting for them to arrive. It transpires that their ship has crash landed.

Apr 01, 2014

Kimball records a journal entry explaining what has happened with the Reds and Blues since the end of season 11

Mar 16, 2015

Epsilon sends a message to the current Chairman of the Oversight Sub-Committee

May 25, 2012

Red vs. Blue Season 10 - Preview Trailer Red Band 2012

May 30, 2016

The original Blood Gulch Gang came together to get hammered and record a classic episode of RvB. It went so poorly that the episode was cut from Season 14, but thanks to one loud-mouthed millennial and the support of fans around the world, it can finally see the light of day.

Aug 03, 2013

Sarge shows the Blues a trailer he made for a Red vs. Blue movie.

Aug 01, 2006

In response to the frequent requests by fans for custom videos made for specific events, the cast of Red vs. Blue prepare generic videos for different situations. Available on the season 4 DVD.

Apr 01, 2003

The first episode of Red vs. Blue introduces the main characters, and poses the all-important question, why are we here?

Apr 20, 2003

The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name.

Apr 27, 2003

The Red and Blue armies get new recruits.

Apr 27, 2003

Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag". Donut goes to the store.

Apr 27, 2003

Donut returns from the store with a surprise.

Apr 27, 2003

The Blues go through the teleporter. The Reds get the upper hand.

Apr 27, 2003

While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank.

Apr 27, 2003

Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences.

Apr 27, 2003

The cavalry arrives, and Caboose gets stuck.

Apr 27, 2003

Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than he bargained for.

Apr 27, 2003

Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons.

Apr 27, 2003

Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend and the Red Team airlifts a severely injured Donut back to headquarters.

Apr 27, 2003

Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains to the Blues about Tex's AI.

Apr 27, 2003

The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex and inadvertently get Sarge shot in the head.

Apr 27, 2003

Sarge and Church meet up in the spirit world and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif.

Apr 27, 2003

Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks.

Apr 27, 2003

The origin points here.

Apr 27, 2003

Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack.

Sep 28, 2003

The final episode of Red vs. Blue season one.

Jan 03, 2004

Episode 20 introduces the character Doc to the Blood Gulch, and to the Blues.

Apr 01, 2004

The Blues fend off an attack from the Reds, the Reds fend off themselves.

Apr 01, 2004

The Blues surrender and sacrifice Doc, the Reds sacrifice Grif’s self-esteem.

Apr 01, 2004

Doc distances himself from Grif, the Blues make a discovery.

Apr 01, 2004

The Blues almost accidentally toggle Sarge to death.

Apr 01, 2004

Doc makes an impression on Sarge while the Blues try to fix Church's switch.

Apr 01, 2004

When the Reds try to make a deal with the Blues, one soldier gets stuck in the middle.

Apr 01, 2004

Donut gets to know the other members of Red Team better, while Church makes a strategic error - listening to Caboose.

Apr 01, 2004

The Blues try to control Lopez, while the Reds set out looking for a little payback.

Apr 01, 2004

In the series finale of Red vs. Blue, Grif and Donut mourn their loss.

Apr 01, 2004

Sparks fly when Lopez and Sheila meet, but the unexpected return of a former ally changes everything.

Apr 01, 2004

Tex tries to explain her mysterious return, while Sarge looks for a volunteer for a special project.

Apr 01, 2004

Church and Tex venture into Caboose's mind to search for O'Malley.

Apr 01, 2004

Church and Tex continue their search while Tucker, Sheila and Lopez approach Red Base.

Apr 01, 2004

Lopez serenades the Red Team to get them to shut off their radios and O'Malley infects Doc.

Apr 01, 2004

Doc discovers a strange vehicle and Grif has an operation.

Apr 01, 2004

Simmons and Grif bicker over surgery while Sarge discloses that Lopez is hiding secret plans.

Apr 01, 2004

Grif and Donut undertake a secret spy mission and Donut overhears Doc/O'Malley making plans.

Apr 01, 2004

Blue Team interrogates Donut then Church possesses him in an attempt to trick Sarge.

Jul 11, 2004

In the final episode of season two, the battle for Blood Gulch moves beyond just Red versus Blue.

Oct 12, 2004

In the first episode of season 3, the Reds and Blues find themselves scattered across the universe as they attempt to hunt down evil mastermind O'Malley.

Oct 24, 2004

Sarge and Caboose try to escape from a bizarre battle between two groups of unknown Red and Blue soldiers.

Nov 08, 2004

O'Malley sets his evil plans in motion, while the Reds and Blues debate their next move.

Nov 09, 2004

Church and Grif get used to life on the inside, while Simmons and Donut attempt to reprogram the teleporters.

Nov 10, 2004

The Reds and Blues must work together to stop O'Malley and disable the ten megaton bomb inside Church's body.

Nov 21, 2004

Grif and Simmons try to make sense of their new futuristic surroundings, while Caboose helps Donut with an important discovery.

Dec 06, 2004

Sarge and Donut attempt to fix the Warthog while O'Malley and Lopez inspect their new home.

Dec 16, 2004

(Episode 45.9) Available only to sponsors or on the Season 3 DVD and produced solely by Gustavo Sorola while the rest of the production crew had been out of town. This episode continues or replaces the events of episode 45, though is non-canon, and features paper cutouts as characters while portraying Simmons as a hero.

Dec 17, 2004

O'Malley and Lopez receive an unexpected visitor, and the Reds intercept a transmission from an old adversary.

Jan 17, 2005

The Reds and Blues meet up with Tex and plot ways to infiltrate O'Malley's compound.

Jan 23, 2005

Sarge and Tex lead an offensive against O’Malley, with Caboose doing some heavy lifting.

Feb 14, 2005

Church seeks help from an ancient computer, while the Reds search for the missing head of Lopez.

Mar 01, 2005

The computer completes the teleporter and reveals its name to be Gary. Church teleports back to Blood Gulch shortly before the series begins. Another Church runs in and tells Gary to teleport him to Sidewinder instead, because he "screwed everything up." On Blood Gulch Church finds that he either has no effect, or causes the previous events by his presence.

Mar 15, 2005

Church discovers the event of the past are hard to change, and even harder to believe.

Mar 22, 2005

Church’s travels through time lead him into an unexpected temporal loop of confusion.

Mar 28, 2005

Tucker shows off his new bling while the Reds monkey about.

Apr 11, 2005

The Reds debate the source of an incoming distress signal while Caboose introduces everyone to his new friend.

May 02, 2005

Church tries to placate Andy, and Grif gets the wrong idea.

May 09, 2005

O’Malley and Lopez begin their attack… their very, very slow attack.

May 18, 2005

Church tries to figure out the prophecy of the “Great Destroyer” as O’Malley’s Robot Army inches closer.

Aug 29, 2005

Grif has a hard time coming to terms with the Red team's unexpected return to Blood Gulch; meanwhile back on Zanzibar, Church gets scared out of his own body.

Sep 05, 2005

Tex, Tucker, and Church search for the big thing while Sarge tries a new strategy to get Grif down from the ledge.

Sep 12, 2005

Simmons is frustrated that Sarge won't believe he saw a tank while the Blues send in bait to lure the alien into a trap.

Sep 19, 2005

Donut finds competition in his attempt to become the Reds new second in command while Caboose introduces the blues to the Alien.

Sep 28, 2005

The Blues continue to try translating what the alien is saying, while the Reds continue Sarge's right-hand-man contest.

Oct 05, 2005

Tucker tries to teach the Alien how to speak English while Donut keeps Simmons away from the Red Base.

Oct 17, 2005

The Blues find someone to translate the Alien language while Simmons mounts an assault on the Red Base.

Oct 24, 2005

Tucker, Caboose, Andy and the Alien prepare for a dangerous quest while Grif tries to talk Simmons out of killing all the Reds.

Nov 07, 2005

Simmons takes Grif hostage while Church has a heart to heart with Tucker about his dangerous quest.

Nov 22, 2005

Donut and Sarge investigate Grif’s kidnapping, while the Quest team arrives at the burning planes to face a demon.

Dec 05, 2005

Sarge’s rescue attempt goes awry while the Quest team uses Tucker as bait.

Dec 13, 2005

The Quest team arrives at the freezing planes while Church negotiates a surrender with Donut.

Dec 20, 2005

Tex storms the Freezing Planes base while Donut explains to Sarge and Grif how he led the greatest military operation ever to free them.

Jan 13, 2006

Sheila gets mad over Church’s new fleet while a new Spartan creates an obstacle for the Quest.

Jan 23, 2006

Simmons comes back to the Red Base while the Quest team return from a disastrous encounter.

Feb 10, 2006

At the Blue Base, Tucker becomes ill and while at the Red Base, Simmons meets resistance from Donut and Grif.

Mar 02, 2006

Simmons attempts to report the Blue's plans, while O'Malley, Doc, and Lopez return to the gulch.

Mar 16, 2006

Sarge, Simmons, and Grif race towards the Blue Base, while Donut attempts to communicate in Spanish.

Mar 20, 2006

Doc examines Tucker and the Reds discuss the appropriateness of hand to hand combat, sniping, and nuclear warfare.

Apr 01, 2006

Doc and Church discuss Tucker's pregnancy, while Andy plays Command's message for the Reds.

Sep 30, 2006

It’s the happy day for the Blood Gulch crew as new arrivals upset everything.

Oct 06, 2006

As Church argues with Simmons and Grif, a tapping noise begins to sound from the ship. Sheila abruptly leaves, forcing Church to retreat to the base.

Oct 13, 2006

Church attempts to call Vic for reinforcements, but is stalled by an elaborate answering machine system. Meanwhile, the back door of the ship opens, and an unseen entity emerges.

Oct 27, 2006

Grif's newly arrived sister gets acquainted with her new friends.

Nov 03, 2006

As Caboose attempts to see the new Red soldier using the sniper rifle, Tucker wakes from his coma. Sister explains to the Reds that Command has promoted a soldier and sent her to fill in.

Nov 17, 2006

A very depressing funeral takes place at Blood Gulch Outpost #1, with everyone sharing eulogies.

Nov 25, 2006

Church and Tucker admire the new abomination, while Grif reveals to Simmons that Sister is colorblind.

Dec 08, 2006

In order to keep her safe, Grif confronts the Blues and convinces them to take Sister.

Dec 22, 2006

Now on the Blue Team, Sister gets a tour of Blue Base and meets its members.

Jan 05, 2007

The Blues are attacked by an angry Tex, while Grif and Simmons decide to enter the cave to look for Sarge.

Jan 12, 2007

Sarge and Donut go adventuring in the caves, while Tex and Sister have a little chat.

Feb 03, 2007

While the Blues decide to reboot Sheila, Grif and Simmons look out for bats and snakes.

Feb 17, 2007

While Sarge and Donut find an unconscious Simmons underground, Church and Tex help Caboose with his womanizing skills.

Mar 02, 2007

As the Reds find Grif, who claims that he was questioned by his captors, the Blues execute their plan.

Mar 16, 2007

The Blues decide to transfer Sheila's intelligence program to the ship's on-board computer. Meanwhile, Grif recounts his interrogation.

Mar 31, 2007

While Tex tells the Blues about her adventures with York, the Red team discover a surveillance system in the cavern.

Apr 07, 2007

After giving his son, Junior, some life lessons, Tucker, along with Church and Tex, go investigate the Red base.

Apr 21, 2007

The Reds decide to take control of the deserted Blue base. Meanwhile, Sheila, now uploaded into the ship, tells Caboose about Omega's whereabouts.

Apr 27, 2007

While Simmons hears an echo in the cavern and leaves to investigate, Tex interrogates Church.

May 12, 2007

While the Blues are ambushed by Wyoming and Gamma, the Reds find Andy, who tells them that Omega has infected a revived Captain Flowers.

May 26, 2007

While Caboose leaves Sheila to go rescue his teammates, Tucker finds out that Wyoming has the ability to time loop.

Jun 09, 2007

As Omega begins his master plan, the Wyoming clones wreak havoc in Blood Gulch.

Jun 28, 2007

In the finale of The Blood Gulch Chronicles, the Reds and Blues attempt to stop Omega at all costs, before he is able to execute his plan of enslaving an entire alien race. It's the end of many things, but it ain't over 'till it's over.

May 26, 2008

Project Freelancer sends a Recovery Force to Outpost 17-B in hopes of finding out what happened there.

Jun 02, 2008

Agent Washington arrives at Blood Gulch and is greeted by some familiar faces.

Jun 09, 2008

Wash searches out Caboose hoping for his help in finding the Meta

Jun 16, 2008

Caboose helps Wash in pursuit of the elusive Meta.

Jun 30, 2008

Caboose and Church help Wash when he encounters resistance from others in his investigation.

Jul 08, 2008

Wash attempts to recover the Delta AI contained in agent South Dakota

Jul 15, 2008

The one where everybody enjoys the exposition.

Jul 22, 2008

Wash continues his search for the Meta.

Aug 04, 2008

Sarge sets out on an important mission.

Aug 11, 2008

Washington is forced to confront the Reds.

Aug 18, 2008

Meta unleashes a vicious attack.

Aug 25, 2008

Church tries to explain his unusual condition to Wash.

Sep 08, 2008

The team tries to secure a vehicle for their upcoming assault on Command.

Sep 15, 2008

When the vehicle acquisition goes awry, Wash is forced to take matters into his own hands.

Sep 22, 2008

The team is forced to split up in order to infiltrate command.

Sep 29, 2008

Wash explains the origins of Project Freelancer while Church struggles with the images he's receiving from the Epsilon AI. Meanwhile, the Reds hatch a diabolical plan.

Oct 13, 2008

The Reds continue their industrial espionage while Church copes with recent revelations.

Oct 20, 2008

Under attack from Recovery agents, the Reds and Blues regroup and begin to hatch their final plan.

Oct 31, 2008

Agent Washington confronts the Meta and the Director of Project Freelancer.

Jun 16, 2009

Sarge tries to make contact with someone from Blue Base.

Jun 23, 2009

Simmons uses the holo-room to continue his design work while Caboose continues his own mysterious project at Blue Base.

Jun 30, 2009

Caboose gets a visitor while the Reds look for their missing teammate.

Jul 06, 2009

Donut fills Caboose in with loads of rock-hard info about Tucker's distress signal. Caboose then decides to make a call to a special friend.

Jul 13, 2009

Caboose looks for alternative solutions to his construction problems.

Jul 27, 2009

As Caboose's project moves to the next level, the Reds decide to go with Caboose on his adventure.

Aug 03, 2009

As Sarge, Grif, and Caboose try not to get in over their heads as they set out on their latest mission, Simmons, Donut and Lopez stay behind at Valhalla.

Aug 10, 2009

The Reds and Caboose try to navigate out of a delicate situation with the help of a mysterious stranger.

Aug 17, 2009

Sarge, Grif and Caboose finally meet the face behind the mysterious voice. Meanwhile, Simmons tries to apologize to Lopez.

Aug 24, 2009

The team discover more about their sandy new home.

Aug 31, 2009

Caboose causes trouble for the Reds while Lopez creates motorcycles for Simmons.

Sep 07, 2009

While Donut says hello to the new Blue soldier, Caboose's sneaky antics have aroused suspicion among the Desert dig team.

Sep 14, 2009

As Tucker brings the Reds up to speed and the Reds bring Tucker down to Earth, Washington makes a deal with the Oversite Subcommittee Chairman.

Sep 21, 2009

Simmons and Lopez try to hold their ground against the Meta, while the desert team members find themselves in shifting sands.

Sep 28, 2009

Epsilon is having a little trouble with the "out of the box" experience.

Oct 05, 2009

As the Valhalla team conjure up an escape plan, Epsilon tries to learn more about his new body functions.

Oct 12, 2009

Things start to shake up on Sandtrap, while the Reds at Valhalla spring into action.

Oct 19, 2009

Epsilon learns that with great power, comes great responsibility... also a wicked left hook.

Oct 26, 2009

As the Valhalla squad come face to face with the enemy, at Sandtrap, the Reds, Aliens, and Caboose all chase after CT in a three-way race to get control of Epsilon.

Apr 01, 2010

Medical Officer DuFresne (Doc) arrives at Valhalla after Simmons had requested a medic from Command. Doc is initially happy to meet Simmons again, but Simmons says that Donut needs his help. Doc notes that Donut is dead, and that nothing can be done for him. Simmons says he is sorry, and admits that he sent the request because "they" forced him to, needing someone with medical training. Doc turns around to see Washington and The Meta, who knocks him unconscious. In the desert, Epsilon Church is enjoying his new status, making up speeches while being worshiped as a deity by the aliens. While delivering a eulogy for C.T. and the human members of his team, Epsilon Church trails off when he sees a dark figure in the distance. He follows the figure; as it walks into a building, he finds himself at the Valhalla installation. When Tucker gets his attention, Epsilon Church again finds himself back in the desert. Realizing that Epsilon Church has just had another flash of memory, Tucker tells the Reds that this has been happening with increasing frequency. When Epsilon Church recalls seeing a waterfall, Grif and Caboose say that it sounds like the Valhalla bases.

Apr 13, 2010

As Sarge makes preparations to call Simmons to get his take on Epsilon Church's visions, Doc recovers and wakes up at the base with Simmons, who explains the details of Washington and the Meta to him. After hearing that Doc had experience with Omega previously, Washington tells him to examine the Meta, who is suffering from armor problems. Back in the desert, Sarge uses Epsilon Church to boost the Warthog's radio and contacts Simmons, but receives a forced message from him under Washington's supervision. Fortunately, using nothing more than his knowledge of his teammates and Simmons' communication, Sarge instantly deduces the situation at Valhalla. As he and Grif set off to rescue them, an intrigued Epsilon Church follows.

Apr 19, 2010

Doc informs Washington that the Meta is physically healthy, although having serious problems with his armor. In the desert, Tucker searches for the Reds and Epsilon Church, and guesses they must have taken off. Caboose warns Tucker not to say anything about Epsilon Church missing, as the aliens would become hostile if they knew he was gone. Meanwhile, Sarge arrives in Valhalla to help out Simmons and Doc, and attempts to lure Washington to the center of the canyon. Washington moves to out to intercept him after telling The Meta to kill the prisoners if Sarge caused him any problems. With Washington gone and the Meta distracted, Simmons and Doc plan to short circuit the Meta's suit using an overpowered charge on Doc's medical scanner. Washington confronts and disarms Sarge and demands to know where Epsilon is, but at Sarge's signal, Grif bursts through the canyon wall in the Warthog, landing on Washington and pinning him under the car. With the Warthog still moving at a high speed, Wash climbs from under the Warthog and onto the front, and attempts to shoot Grif. Grif slams on the brakes and Wash is thrown into the opposite cliff alongside explosive barrels as Sarge reclaims his shotgun. He fires at the barrels to ignite them, attempting (but failing) a one-liner, and Washington is engulfed in the resulting explosion. As the episode ends, the Meta sees the explosion and readies to execute Doc just as Doc charges his "scanner."

Apr 26, 2010

Epsilon-Church finds the gap in the Valhalla wall caused by the warthog, and continues to follow the reds. At the base, Doc fires his medical scanner at the last second, blasting the Meta against the wall. The blast overloads the Meta's temporal distortion unit, causing him to be slowed down rather than him slowing down time. However, he is still able to land a single punch that caused Doc to fly back and get trapped in the wall. As Sarge and Grif arrive, Simmons declines to help Doc as the Meta begins to resume normal speed, and rejoins his team. Returning to normal temporal relativity, the Meta pursues the fleeing red team, destroying their warthog. As the reds prepare to make a last stand against the Meta, Epsilon-Church arrives, serving as a decoy to lead the Meta back towards blue base while the reds escape. Red team runs back through the hole made by the warthog, arriving in Isolation. As they catch up, Epsilon-Church appears and reveals that he lost the Meta, but is still being followed. He is about to reveal who he came here to look for, the reds begin insulting him, so that he may activate his laser and seal the gap, preventing the Meta from pursuing. It doesn't work at first, but when the Meta and the now-recovered Agent Washington appear beyond the hole, the sight of Wash enrages Epsilon-Church, who inadvertently fires his energy weapon and seals the gap, trapping Wash and the Meta on the other side. This frustrates Epsilon-Church, but before he says why, he loses power and falls. Back in Valhalla, the Meta is angry that they got away, but Washington mentions that they still have a source of information: Doc, who is still trapped in the wall at blue base.

May 10, 2010

The Reds return to the desert to find Caboose being threatened by the aliens as a result of Epsilon-Church going missing. Tucker informs the aliens that the Reds took Epsilon in order to draw them off of his own back. Meanwhile, as Simmons and Grif try to wake up Epsilon-Church, Sarge is leading the aliens, and thanks to a series of warnings, Grif is able to punt Epsilon away just after he comes to. The aliens arrive with Sarge to see no signs of Epsilon-Church. The Reds flee in the midst of the distraction, and Caboose abandons Tucker, leaving him to face the aliens alone. The Reds and Caboose locate Epsilon, who landed in the mine field after he was punted away. Grif tells Simmons, who is unaware of the mine field, to go get him and Simmons hastily retreats when he accidentally activates a mine.

May 17, 2010

Washington and The Meta plan to interrogate Doc after they pull him out of the wall with an anchor but it does not go as they had planned, meanwhile The Reds and Caboose get visited by a memory of Delta who tells them that Epsilon is not in control but searching for memories as, Epsilons encounter with Washington has jogged many of its memories, and that Epsilon has not "Coped" with the memories well and fears Epsilon will pursue "certain" memories in particular and states that Delta himself and the other memories of the Alpha fragments will not be able to hide much longer as he states Epsilon will be aware of their presence eventually.The Delta fragment warns Caboose that "Memory may be the key, but everything that is locked is not meant to be unlocked" and leaves before he is discovered. Epsilon-Church awakens again and says he remembered something important and that it may be able to help him and asks Caboose to accompany him to a facility before night fall.

May 24, 2010

Having set the piece of wall containing Doc back up vertically, Washington again attempts to interrogate him. After being repeatedly hit by the Meta and threatened to be shot, Doc reveals that Simmons said something about a distress call, and mentioned "sand". At the desert, the Reds spy on Epsilon-Church and Caboose. Sarge believes that the Reds may be able to restore the Blues to command's database at the facility mentioned by Epsilon Church. As the Reds leave in pursuit, Tucker takes the opportunity to escape from the aliens and follows the Reds. Epsilon Church and Caboose arrive at the entrance to the facility, hidden within a derelict factory, and find a monitor embedded in a tree. The monitor activates and a voice identical to that of Sheila is heard, explaining that they have 30 seconds to leave or be killed. When Caboose asks if it is Sheila, the program identifies itself as F.I.L.S.S. (Phyllis); Sheila's name before Church mistakenly renamed her during Episode 50. Upon hearing Epsilon Church's voice, Phyllis disables the countdown, believing him to the the Director of Project Freelancer. At his request, Phyllis opens the door to the facility, which was hidden in a wall. As the episode ends, Epsilon Church asks Phyllis to answer to the name Sheila, as it will be easier than getting Caboose to adapt to the new name.

May 31, 2010

The episode starts with Church and Caboose entering the Freelancer base and having F.I.L.S.S activate the tutorial tour of the base upon Caboose's request. It turns out to be a Freelancer storage facility and on part of the tour F.I.L.S.S reveals she has no knowledge of the Blue Team. They then head to a door that only the Director can get access to. However, much to Shelia..erm F.I.L.S.S's surprise, Church has her let him take Caboose in. Meanwhile outside the Reds are discussing on how to enter the base. Simmons suggests that they pose as Freelancers to F.I.L.S.S, and since Freelancers use US states as their names, Grif gets Alaska and Sarge picks "Double-O-hio." Simmons goes with the "State of Denial" but the joke is lost on the other two. Meanwhile at the desert Washington and Meta have arrived with Doc (still stuck in the wall) dragged along. Wash then instructs a disgruntled Meta to dig in the sand which is burying Doc slightly. Meta then stops to reveal the helmet of C.T. Wash then take a look and is shocked to see it and wonders why she is there. They then turn to see the group of Aliens found them. Back at the Freelancer base Church and Caboose come have found that the restricted room is full of duplicates of Church's old body (to a happy Caboose as he can bring back Church). However that is not why Church is here, he then opens a storage chamber it appears he is disappointed at what he saw.

Jun 07, 2010

Agent Washington and Meta are still trying to get Doc out of the piece of wall. They throw a couple grenades and it finally breaks and releases Doc. Meanwhile, the Reds have made it past F.I.L.S.S., thanks to Sarge's "contingency plan" which not surprisingly, involves the business end of his shotgun. They hear a sound deeper inside the facility and go investigate. Back in Sandtrap, Wash, Meta and Doc come up to the aliens, who Doc says is drawing them a map in the sand to where Church went. The map is nothing but an insult that says "humens suk." Wash and Meta open fire on them. The Reds find that the sound is Caboose standing outside the door he and Church went into, and Caboose is telling F.I.L.S.S. to keep it shut. Inside the room can be heard Church yelling at something and several explosions. Something starts pounding on the door and Caboose leaves. The Reds stand there confused thinking of a plan while the door is busted down. When the door is destroyed, out steps none other than Tex, who pounds her fists together and asks "who's first?!"

Jun 21, 2010

F.I.L.S.S. starts to sound the alarms stating there is a security breach on level 'Alpha.' Tex soon chases the Reds out of the base and soon starts to beat up the reds and Simmons is separated from the group. Simmons runs to Caboose, who is in a control room, and tell him he needs a bigger weapon; Caboose presses random buttons until a rocket launcher falls down to Simmons. Simmons runs into Tucker who recruits Tucker to help distract Tex. Sarge and Grif are still getting beaten up by Tex, until Tucker pulls out his sword and draws Tex's attention away from the Reds. However Caboose accidentally 'saves' Tucker, and yells at Caboose for fucking up the distraction. Tex realizes that Simmons fires a rocket at her, and throws a teleporter door at the rocket, redirecting it at Simmons blowing up the area he was standing on. Soon Tucker, Simmons, Grif and Sarge are rejoined to attempt to fight Tex as Caboose still tries to find ways to 'help' them out while in the safety of the control room. After some major ass-kickery, Tex ends up throwing everyone, but Tucker, to the other side of the room where. Caboose then attempts to drop a crate, which Tucker and Tex are under, in order to help Tucker. After Tucker dives out of the way, Tex catches the Crate and throws it at Tucker and the reds. Tucker is able to slice the crate in half missing himself as Grif and Simmons are hit by the split ends of the crate and Sarge is covered in Med Packs. After Tucker attempts to fight Tex, he his sword stripped from him and repeatedly gets thrown into teleporters, slowly getting black stuff all over his armor. Realizing that the rocket launcher is an older model, Simmons attempts to fire it at Tex, but can't tell Tucker and Tex apart. After Simmons fires a rocket at Tex, she preforms some acrobatics in order to avoid being hit by the missile that is chasing her, running through teleporters to avoid and redirect the missile. After coming out of the teleporter unscratched, Tucker and the Reds get caught in the explosion propelling them across the room. Soon after they are down for the count, Tex gets hit in the head by the monitor and Church tells her to pick on someone her own size, as the camera turns to see Church in robotic armor.

Jun 28, 2010

Tex is bashing Church's original blue body with the Monitor body he had been using until recently. Caboose talks to F.I.L.S.S. who says he should use the "armor lock" function to get Tex to stop, which was developed when the Freelancers broke into the facility. He does and it locks Tex down and makes her stop, but it then also locks the Reds and Church down as well. Meanwhile, in Sandtrap Agent Washington and Meta have killed all the aliens. Wash tells Meta to search the camp for where Church went. Doc and Wash discuss the paid benefits they get for working; Wash is surprised to hear that Doc gets paid overtime when he doesn't. Meta finds something in a cave and Wash tells Doc to go inside and check it out.

Jul 12, 2010

Church is in Recovery Mode since Caboose activated armor lock and disabled their movement (except him because his Mark V armor is out of date). Church and Tucker then get out of Armor Lock. While in Sandtrap, Washington, Doc, and the Meta found Epsilons body. The Reds are also stuck in Armor Lock, but they think they're dead. They talk to Church and agree to not attack the Blues, and F.I.L.S.S. gets them out of Recovery Mode.

Jul 19, 2010

Washington, the Meta and Doc gather near the Epsilon unit, which Washington realizes is empty due to the AI being moved to the eye-like body they saw in Valhalla. Doc, having not seen it, thinks Washington is going crazy from heat-stroke and tries to psycho-analyze him while the Meta begins converting the storage unit into a capture unit to retake Epsilon. At the facility, the Reds and Blues debate reactivating Tex until Church takes AI form and inserts himself into her body. Once there, the two bicker for a bit until Church agrees to let her out and hit Tucker for making an ex-wife joke earlier. Back in his body, Church has F.I.L.S.S disable the recovery mode on Tex, who gets up and smacks Tucker.

Jul 26, 2010

The Meta finishes configuring the old Epsilon unit into a capture unit. Out of curiosity, Doc asks Washington if they could track the Reds' trail, like heat signatures, footprints etc. But Washington tells him otherwise, however, after doc is out of earshot, Washington asks the Meta if they could track the Reds like Doc suggested. Back at the facility, Tex fully recovers and discusses Epsilon/Church's motives on freeing her. In an awkward attempt, Church claims that he needed to get Tex out of his head and even refers to her as his girlfriend. Meanwhile, the Reds decide to use the absence of the Blues to put them back into the database. Simmons and Grif decide to go together, after Simmons threatened to change Grif's job description and change his gender to a woman. Back at the desert, Doc finds out that Washington has taken his suggestion an had Meta find the Reds successfully. Doc simply demands that the two give him credit for the idea.

Aug 02, 2010

Tex and Simmons are trying to obtain information from F.I.L.S.S. when Epsilon-Church walks in. When Church explains that Sheila keeps calling him the Director, Tex explains that there are no profiles on the Director, Church, or herself but everyone else has one. After this Simmons leaves to tell the Reds that he found out that Washington used to wet the bed. She then points out a Freelancer base somewhere in an icy area. As Tex leaves, Sheila asks Church (still thinking he is the Director) to make a journal entry. Church asks her to play one as an example. Realizing that these entries might contain answers, Church asks Sheila to transfer them to his armor and then delete the rest. Meanwhile, Grif tells Sarge that Simmons is "doing inventory stuff". Sarge asks him why he isn't helping and Grif responds saying he is on break. Sarge explains to him that "you're always on break." After back and forth arguing Grif finally goes to Simmons. Tex comes back with new armor as she prepares to leave for the icy Freelancer base. Though the other soldiers want to come, Tex only agrees to bring Church instead. Grif finds that Simmons found the devices that enable the Freelancer agents' special abilities (invisibility, time distortion, etc). Grif asks Simmons to suit him up so he can take an invisible nap.

Aug 16, 2010

After dispatching the guards by her lonesome, Tex and Epsilon-Church arrive at the Freelancer base. Church has another flash of Valhalla, and realizes he mixed the two locations up in his memories. Tex reveals that this was where Alpha was sent after the very first break in, and it was here more and more "tests" were run on him. Other AI were used in the torturing process of Alpha, with Omega and Gamma being used to create tests that Alpha would purposefully fail, driving him mad, and breaking him to the point he could not recognize anybody, not even Tex. When Church asks if she and the other Freelancers succeeded, Tex says no, and that she failed herself and Alpha. At Sandtrap, Wash asks Doc if he can comment on the Meta's current condition. Doc only reiterates that the Meta has too many power-ups that he can't operate anymore. At the first Freelancer facility, Simmons finally installs Grif with one of the armor enhancements. This winds up being a super-speed ability, which sends Grif into a wall. However the timer runs out as the episode ends and Grif, exhausted, takes a nap.

Aug 23, 2010

Informed by F.I.L.S.S. that the storage facility contains backups of Project Freelancer data, Simmons has her restore the Blue Army data. Grif peruses the records, which show that all the Red and Blue bases are merely training grounds for Freelancer agents, and are staffed with the army's worst soldiers. Furthermore, all the strange events they had encountered, including being seemingly blown into the future, meeting the Alien, and Tucker's pregnancy were part of just one of several scenarios that may be run at simulation bases. These revelations shocks Sarge, who walks off and constructs a base from junk. He insists that Simmons and Grif stop calling him "Sir", and then announces that he quits. At the Freelancer base, Tex reveals that she is looking for the Director. She suggests that Washington and the Meta may know who the Director is. In the event they do not know his identity, Tex states that she will simply kill them, and that if she cannot find the Director, she will settle for destroying everything he built. When Epsilon-Church asks how Tex will get in contact with Washington and the Meta, she shoots him, triggering his recovery beacon. She explains that the beacon would not have activated until they left the storage facility. Church insists that he would have helped her. She states that he cannot even help himself, which is why he made her. Church asks her why she is doing all this, and she says that she intends to find out. In the desert, Washington and the Meta pick up Epsilon's recovery beacon. Washington has the Meta grab the storage unit and Doc acquire a vehicle, stating that they are "going to the only place that's left."

Aug 30, 2010

Washington, Doc and the Meta arrive at the freelancer base where they discover Epsilon unconscious and fall into a trap set by Tex. Caboose learns of the recovery beacon and tries to get help, prompting Sarge to rally the Reds and Blues together to save Church and Tex from Washington.

Sep 06, 2010

Wash start waking up after he was unconscious by Tex's attack. On seeing her approach, Wash crawling toward his weapon, but Tex stopping him. She asks him where's the Director, to which Wash says he doesn't know. Receiving no response he wanted, Tex decides to kill Wash, but The Meta hits her, starting a fight between three of them, revealing that Tex had hidden weapons all over the battlefield. Doc comes close to Epsilon to ask if he’s OK, what says no. Following the fight, Tex pops placed bombs at the site, causing an avalanche. Despite the efforts of Wash and Meta, Tex advantage continues to blow up a second pair of bombs placed at the edge of the cliff. Wash and Meta begin to fall, but Wash is saved by retrieving his weapon, while Doc saved Wash by the Warthog’s towing mechanism. The Meta continues attack Tex, but she stabs him with a knife. Meta achieved escape firing his weapon, leaving Tex unconscious, this leaves that the Meta capture Tex in the capture unit. Wash tries to convince Epsilon to surrender, but Epsilon decided to fight against his ex-partner. Wash asks Meta that give him the captured unit, but Meta, blinded by the power and vision to finally have an AI after he had lost, betray him and install the capturing unit on his back, turning on his cloaking unit. Wash tells Doc that protects Epsilon while he is in charge of the Meta, but Meta overthrow him. Meanwhile, the Reds and the Blues come in a Pelican, shattering it on the battlefield, getting away the Meta to instead. Epsilon and others find the drive where Tex and want release her, but Washington says he cannot release her if it has the necessary tools, so he tells Tucker and Caboose retrieve tools inside the base, while the Reds find objects that have the power to liberate Tex. As teams will search, Epsilon tells Wash that he’ll become immersed in the unit, but Washington says it does not because it is their only ticket out of jail. Epsilon says he will do it for him, for Alpha and for the Director. Epsilon reveals that it has begun to remember his past after reading the Director’s diary, which refers to the person whom the Director loved. Wash reveals that person's name is Allison, Epsilon responds "she returned when Alpha was created”, which Tex is really a bio-product of the Alpha's creation. When Wash call her a "shadow" of the real Allison, Epsilon is angry with him. While still speaking, it reveals that there have never been alone... the Meta had been camouflaged behind in the snow, making others believe that had separated from the capture unit.

Sep 13, 2010

Finale to Revelation.

Jun 14, 2011

The episode begins with Church giving another monologue which is repeatedly interrupted by Tucker's callings. Church goes to the cliff where Caboose and Tucker are already waiting to spy on the Reds who are making modifications to their warthog. As the Blues argue about what the modifications are, the Reds fire a rocket from "Chupathingy" at them. Church then hears Donut giving orders to Simmons, as if he was Sarge! Mad about how everything is so different he begins to go down to Red Base to set things straight saying "If we're gonna do this, it has to be done the right way or there's no point in doing it at all." The scene goes to many years earlier with the Director and the Counselor arguing.

Jun 20, 2011

The episode begins where the last one left off, with the Director and the Counselor discussing the system. The view then goes to two UNSC soldiers patrolling. One of the soldiers is killed causing the other to look for him and panic. When he finds him Agent South kills him. North and South start talking which turns to arguing about turning South's motion sensors on. South then sneaks into the main part of the base and sneaks past a dozen guards. She begins to download data but as that happens a soldier bringing coffee walks in on her. He goes for the alarm only to be shot but his body lands on the alarm. South takes the data and runs out of the facility. North does the same and they meet up in front of the helipad. As they go into the helipad they are surrounded by guards.

Jun 27, 2011

North and South are saved by "Number One," and North gets wounded. In the meantime, Church gets shot by the Reds in order to say what he needs to say.

Jul 04, 2011

Church tries to explain how things are supposed to be in Blood Gulch, but the Reds don't believe him. His sincerity even gets Grif to say something from inside the base, showing how he's changed since Church was last there. Carolina, helps get the extraction ship home, but not without a few technical difficulties.

Jul 18, 2011

The episode begins at the top of Blue Base. We see Church limping back to Blue Base. Caboose is standing at the door and greets Church. Church just gets mad about Caboose and Tucker not helping him while the Reds just shot him in the foot. Caboose says he was just following Church's orders of staying on the cliff so Church asks why he isn't there now. Caboose says the helping is over and Church limps over to get to the top of Blue Base. He is stopped by Tucker who says "Your back already". They start a small fight about that with Church asking what he means by early as it apparently took him half an hour to limp across the canyon. Tucker says he expected Church dead so in his mind Church was early. Caboose buts in and Church yells at him causing Caboose to retreat into the base. Church continues to say ow causing Tucker to ask if hes alright and eventually asking if he needs a medic Church knowing who the medic would be says no. Caboose comes out of the base and tells everyone he already called command. He is yelled at by Tucker for using the radio. Caboose says he can use it for command and infomercials. He then starts talking about how he ordered a food dehydrator and that someone from command is coming to help. Church gets excited believing it to be Tex gets upset because they aren't supposed to be sending anybody until he dies to which Tucker says they thought he was dead. Church asks if they said who they were sending and Caboose says yes. After a pause Church asks if he remembers who and Caboose says no. The scene goes to Red Base where Simmons goes looking for Grif who stops him because he just mopped the floor. Simmons says its important and Grif tells him to just wait 5 more minutes. He suggest counting to 3 one-hundred times. Simmons asks why not just count to 300 and Grif says doing things in 3 is fun. Simmons says Grif has issues and Grif says he also has a clean floor. Simmons tells Grif Sarge wanted him to relax and Grif seems to not know what the word means or how to relax. Simmons asks where Donut is and Grif says reading that book he reads with drawings and hearts on the cover. Donut comes out saying he isn't crying and Simmons tells him Sarge needs his help building that robot that command sent. Donut says hes not feeling up to it and Simmons surprised Donut has emotions tells him to come out when hes ready. Donut runs back into his room tracking mud on the floor. Simmons looks at Grif expecting him to freak out but Grif simply says "Meh why should I give a fuck. I'm on break." Simmons says he hates when things change. The scene goes to the Mother of Invention flying away from Earth. The scene goes to the control room where The Director is telling South, North, and Carolina about the data chip. He reveals it contained coordinates to a major target for Project Freelancer. He changes the board putting North in 4th and South in 5th place. South angrily takes off her helmet and tells The Director she thought the mission was a success. He says part of it was. But part of it was stealth which South ruined. He dismisses them while saying their next mission will be harder because of South. South walks away angrily and punches a door control breaking it but opening the door. Carolina asks if she should go talk to her to which North says maybe they should give her a minute.

Jul 25, 2011

At Blue Base, Church tries to get information from Caboose about the special forces soldier. However, because of Caboose's stupidity, he gives up and leaves. Meanwhile at Red Base, Sarge and Simmons are seen working on a robot. Donut comes over and asks if Sarge can speak with him in private, leaving Simmons alone and a little embarrassed. Back at Blue base, Church tries to get the tank online, but fails at every attempt. Tucker asks why he is yelling at it, with Church saying that he needs to get the tank online before Tex comes. Tucker, thinking he is trying to impress his girlfriend, says he won't be able to pick up chicks in a tank anyway. Tucker tells Church to listen to him if he wants to impress Tex and to call him "Professor Fuck ". Back at Red Base, Donut and Sarge finish talking. Simmons walks up to Sarge asking how the their talk went, Sarge saying they talked about feelings. Simmons asks Sarge if he could also talk about feelings with him, but Sarge quickly stops him and tells him to get back to work.

Aug 01, 2011

While Wash tries to console Connie (Agent CT) after a failed mission, Tucker tries to teach Caboose and Church how the deal with women.

Aug 08, 2011

Sarge creates another Spanish-speaking robot (presumably Lopez) as the Reds discuss what duties the robot will have. During the conversation, a couple earthquakes happen. At the Blue base, Church, Tucker and Caboose are talking about the earthquakes when Church reveals that this "world" is taking place inside a memory unit in a snowbank.

Aug 15, 2011

Simmons becomes jealous by all the attention Lopez is getting. However, Lopez questions the pattern of the recent earthquakes and decides to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Epsilon still tries to explain the world around them to his teammates, until a grenade appears in front of them and explodes. Cut to the Freelancer backstory, where North Dakota has a chat with Washington. However, their conversation is cut short when a group of soldiers tell them about a 3 to 1 battle, involving a new agent. During the battle, agents York, Maine, and Wyoming get pushed around by the new, black armored agent.

Aug 29, 2011

The new Freelancer, Agent Texas, battles Agents Maine, Wyoming, and York in a 3 on 1 training match, while the other fellow Freelancers watch and discuss the action.

Sep 05, 2011

After an intense battle in the training arena, the 4 agents involved become injured, especially York. When the other Freelancers come to York's aid, a very furious Director walks in. Wash tries to explain to him that Maine and Wyoming were the cause of the resulting madness, but The Director, instead, angrily scolds him, calling it inginuity and adaptability. He leaves and the injured Freelancers are escorted to medical attention. At Blood Gulch, the Blues scurry around their base, trying to figure out who threw the grenade. Unbeknowest to the Blues, Epsilon-Tex appears behind them. Meanwhile, at Red base, Simmons lures Lopez into a cave, where he plans to electrocute him. Lopez, however, overhears Simmons' plan and doesn't fall for his it. Instead, Lopez tricks Simmons into his own trap, causing Simmons to get electrocuted instead.

Sep 12, 2011

After being electrocuted, Simmons awakens inside the cave, only to see his ankle chained up and Lopez standing in front of him. In order to obtain more information on the earthquakes, Lopez tells Simmons that he must impersonate him. Lopez leaves the cave leaving Simmons chained up inside. He manages to fool the other Reds and begins investigating. At Blue Base, the Blues complain to Tex about the greande she threw, with Tex telling them to quit complaining. She then asks where their dead teammate is, with the Blues making up a story about the death of "Andersmith". Meanwhile, Simmons manages to escape from his shackles, and runs to Red Base, realizing he does talk out loud when thinking. Back at Blue Base, Tex calls command, with the others watching her nearby. Tex walks back to tell them that they need to even the teams and asks them which soldier on the Red team they would like to kill.

Sep 19, 2011

The Freelancers plan their mission to infiltrate the 100 story building.

Oct 03, 2011

The Blue Team discuss which Red soldier they will kill, in order to even the teams. After much pointless discussion, Tex shoots a disguised Lopez, resulting in Lopez's body to be a mere head. Donut, thinking Simmons was the one killed, cries in sorrow after seeing his death. The Blues then decide not to kill any more soldiers. In the Freelancer backstory, Teams A and B begin their missions. Team A enters the 110 story building and York unlocks a door for them. He accidentally, however, activates an alarm, causing two Insurrection soldiers to go look for them. Back at Blood Gulch, The Reds try to make a eulogy for the death of their teammate. Unfortunately, nobody can figure out the right words to say. Simmons, however, walks up to them and is overjoyed that they are talking about him. He tells Sarge to finish his eulogy. However, Sarge says that Simmons was always there for work and talked a lot, much to Simmons' dismay.

Oct 10, 2011

Team A secure the Sarcophagus and make their great escape.

Oct 17, 2011

As Epsilon attempts to get some one-on-one time with Tex, Sarge comes up with a plan to deal with the seismic activity. Meanwhile, Team A moves on to the next phase of their plan.

Oct 24, 2011

After fixing the tank, Tex talks to Church about her origins. Meanwhile, Team A fight their way out of the city streets in hold of the briefcase.

Oct 31, 2011

In order to obtain a bomb, Grif harshly insults the Blues. As a result, Tex reveals her bomb to the other Blues. She uses the foul-mouthed bomb to get back at the Reds. Meanwhile, the Director and the Counselor speak with their new creation.

Nov 07, 2011

As the seismic activity of the earthquakes begin to rise at an alarming rate in Blood Gulch, the Reds and Blues prepare for their imminent doom. Meanwhile, York and North Dakota discuss the recent changes at Project Freelancer; questioning if they are really "the good guys".

Nov 14, 2011

As Blood Gulch begins to tear apart, Epsilon says his final goodbyes to Tex, now understanding her true purpose. He is suddenly, and unexpectedly, rescued by some familiar faces. Meanwhile, the Director gives Carolina a very important task.

May 28, 2012

As York and his A.I., Delta, attempt to pick a lock, Caboose and Sarge bring Epsilon up to date on recent events that led up to his escape.

Jun 04, 2012

Due to York's failure to open the "Ieader's hangar", Carolina and her team, consisting of: Washington, North Dakota, South Dakota, and C.T., infilitrate the main hangar of an Insurrectionist spacecraft full force.

Jun 11, 2012

As Carolina regroups the Reds and Blues, C.T. negotiates with the enemy. Meanwhile, the Freelancers travel to a new location, in order to locate the leader.

Jun 18, 2012

While the Reds and Blues make a pit stop at Zanzibar, the Mother of Invention battles it out with the Insurrectionist flagship the Staff of Charon.

Jul 02, 2012

After their return from their mission at the UNSC Space Recycling Station, North Dakota introduces his new A.I., Theta, to the other Freelancers. The Director soon after establishes a simulation test for North and Theta, in order to study the A.I.'s unique abilities.Meanwhile, at the Wind Power Facility, the Red Team specualte on the future actions of Carolina and Washington.

Jul 09, 2012

At the Wind Power Facility, Carolina and Washington continue their investigation on the Director's whereabouts and discuss his intentions on the use of the Freelancer A.I.s., while being watched by Tucker and Epsilon. Meanwhile, during a Freelancer lecture class, Maine's A.I., Sigma, takes interest on the subject of the fourth stage of A.I. rampancy: "Metastability".

Jul 16, 2012

After discovering C.T.'s location, the Director sends Carolina on a mission to retrieve C.T.'s armor. Meanwhile, York, North Dakota, and Washington discuss the topic of the Alpha A.I.. At the Wind Power Facility, Tucker and Caboose question Epsilon about his Freelancer origins.

Jul 23, 2012

The Reds and Blues are on the road again, and Project Freelancer prepares for a little payback.

Aug 06, 2012

Fighting fire with fire.

Aug 13, 2012

Project Freelancer sends in the big guns for some repo work.

Aug 20, 2012

The Reds and Blues make some interesting discoveries.

Aug 27, 2012

Carolina faces past demons while Church rides shotgun...ish.

Sep 03, 2012

The Reds and Blues return home. Meanwhile, Carolina attempts to obtain some additional A.I.

Sep 11, 2012

Carolina goes under the knife and prepares for her A.I. implantation.

Sep 17, 2012

Carolina and Tex face off. Meanwhile, Sarge and Simmons come across some old friends.

Sep 24, 2012

Tex checks up on Carolina. Meanwhile, the Director performs some experiments on the Alpha, in order to create his latest A.I. program.

Oct 01, 2012

Epsilon attempts to get some answers from Carolina. Meanwhile, Tex discovers some interesting information.

Oct 08, 2012

The Reds and Blues quarrel with Carolina and Epsilon about their plans to kill the Director.

Oct 15, 2012

Agent Texas initiates her attack on Project Freelancer.

Oct 22, 2012

Epsilon and Carolina arrive at the Director's secret location. Meanwhile, the Reds and Blues get a pep talk from Doc.

Oct 30, 2012

The Reds, Blues and Carolina have their ultimate battle against the army of Tex robots.

Nov 05, 2012

Carolina and Epsilon confront the Director and come in terms with their past.

Jun 15, 2013

In an unknown location, Washington is heard creating a journal entry. Admitting that it has been a while since doing one, Wash decides to get up to speed: he recalls the corruption of Project Freelancer, its demise, his job as a Recovery agent, and Project Freelancer's misuse of the Reds and Blues as cannon fodder for their Freelancer agents. The only people Wash could trust was the Reds and Blues and together, they succeeded in bringing down Project Freelancer and the Director once and for all. Wash then mentions the fact that they became shipwrecked while on their way home, and fears that if help doesn't come soon, someone else may find them. Wash talks to the group - Comm tower S11 Finishing his entry, Wash hears the tank fire and sees that Sarge and Simmons are using it on their own base, with Grif still inside. Wash asks why Sarge has the tank, but quickly realizes Caboose gave it to the Reds.

Jun 24, 2013

Wash and Caboose leave for Blue base to confront Tucker. Meanwhile, the Reds discuss a dilemma about their base.

Jul 01, 2013

Sarge lays down a few ground rules regarding his personal space, while Wash comforts a sad Caboose.

Jul 08, 2013

While depressed over the departure of his best friend, Caboose comes across something mysterious.

Jul 15, 2013

As Washington and Tucker begin work on the communications tower, Sarge activates Red Team's newest addition.

Jul 22, 2013

The Reds and Blues work together to repair the communications tower. Afterwards, Caboose introduces his new friend.

Jul 29, 2013

The Blues get acquainted with Caboose's robotic pet Mantis, Freckles. Meanwhile, Sarge orders Grif and Simmons to recon on Blue Team.

Aug 12, 2013

Grif and Simmons execute their reconnaissance on Blue team.

Aug 19, 2013

Sarge overreacts over Simmons' departure and prepares a counterattack. Meanwhile, Washington and Tucker butt heads.

Aug 26, 2013

Tensions arise between the Red and Blue teams.

Sep 02, 2013

While Caboose gets accustomed with his new position, the Reds divulge a plan to eliminate Freckles.

Sep 09, 2013

Sarge, Grif, and Doc discover some interesting things inside the ship.

Sep 23, 2013

Simmons brings a source of social media to the canyon, while Lopez and Lopez 2.0 are given important information.

Sep 30, 2013

Donut cleans the Red base, while Wash and Tucker have a discussion over leadership.

Oct 07, 2013

Wash gives Caboose a present, while the Reds complete their construction on their Mantis.

Oct 14, 2013

Felix, the orange soldier, tells the Reds and Blues about where they landed and why it was so important for him to find them.

Oct 28, 2013

The Reds and Blues begin fortifying their defenses for an imminent attack. Meanwhile, Lopez 2.0 gets a dastardly plan.

Nov 04, 2013

The Reds and Blues engage in a fierce battle against Locus and the Federal Army.

Nov 11, 2013

Tucker, Caboose, Grif, and Simmons join the New Republic army in order to rescue their friends.

Apr 28, 2014

The infiltration of a mining facility goes haywire for the New Republic.

May 05, 2014

Felix and Tucker take a group of Republic soldiers to blow up a Federal Army outpost.

May 12, 2014

Kimball makes a deal with the Reds and Blues to assemble a small team in five days to go rescue their friends before they are moved to the capital.

May 19, 2014

The Reds and Blues run into problems while forming their elite rescue team.

Jun 02, 2014

The Reds and Blues begin their training with their chosen recruits.

Jun 09, 2014

Kimball talks to Tucker about Felix's past and his connection to Locus.

Jun 16, 2014

The Reds and Blues begin their rescue mission ahead of schedule without the recruits.

Jun 23, 2014

The Red and Blue captains arrive at the compound and attempt to break in.

Jul 07, 2014

Weeks before their encounter with their friends, Wash, Sarge, Donut, and Lopez discover the Federal Army of Chorus' true intentions.

Jul 14, 2014

Together once again, the Reds and Blues learn the truth about Chorus' conflicting factions and come up with a solution to end the war. However, they are unexpectedly attacked.

Jul 21, 2014

Weeks before rescuing their friends, Carolina and Epsilon infiltrate an F.A.C. Munitions Plant in order to obtain data from a team of mercenaries.

Jul 28, 2014

Now reunited, Carolina and Epsilon inform the Blood Gulch Crew on the Mercenary team and the group plan out their next move.

Aug 11, 2014

The Blood Gulch Crew further analyze the manufactured alien tech.

Aug 18, 2014

The Blood Gulch Crew search the two halves of the UNSC ship at crash sites Bravo and Alpha.

Aug 25, 2014

After nearly being ambushed by a space pirate, the Blood Gulch Crew interrogate the enemy.

Sep 01, 2014

The Federal Army of Chorus and the New Republic prepare for their upcoming battle.

Sep 15, 2014

The Reds and Blues ponder on whether to accept Felix and Locus' deal. Meanwhile, the New Republic infiltrate Armonia.

Sep 22, 2014

The Blood Gulch Crew take on the Space Pirates, while the Federal Army and the New Republic battle it out.

Sep 29, 2014

After having the Feds and Rebels come to a truce, the Blood Gulch Crew uncover the secret behind the identity of Control.

Apr 01, 2015

The space pirates raid the UNSC Tartarus for prisoners to recruit into their ranks

Apr 06, 2015

Grif searches for Kimball in the crowded city of Armonia, showing off just how much life has changed on Chorus since the civil war ended.

Apr 13, 2015

The Blood Gulch Crew seek help from Dr. Grey in order to gain more information on the alien temple.

Apr 20, 2015

Tucker, Sarge, Caboose, and Doctor Grey investigate the alien artifact left by the Space Pirates.

May 04, 2015

The Reds and Blues plan their next move after the activation of the alien temple.

May 11, 2015

The Blood Gulch Crew, Rebels and Feds head out on their missions, while the Chairman has a talk with Locus and Felix.

May 18, 2015

The space pirates take a deeper look into the jungle temple, while Sharkface creates a new look for himself.

May 25, 2015

Carolina, Dr. Grey, and the Blues discover secrets at the energy portal.

Jun 08, 2015

The Away Team has questions, Santa has answers… and a ridiculous name.

Jun 15, 2015

Both squads attempt to find a way out of their current situations.

Jun 22, 2015

Carolina battles Sharkface while the assault team execute their getaway.

Jun 29, 2015

Felix pursues a fleeing Doyle in order to obtain the key.

Jul 13, 2015

The Reds and Blues attempt to unite the Feds and Rebels while Carolina has a word with Epsilon.

Jul 20, 2015

The Reds and Blues have Doc hold a counseling session to try and improve Doyle and Kimball's relationship while Locus asks Counselor about the Meta.

Jul 27, 2015

The Space Pirates attack Armonia, forcing the Reds and Blues to make a swift getaway plan.

Aug 03, 2015

The Reds and Blues must make a sacrificial choice in order to escape the Capital.

Aug 17, 2015

The people of Chorus have lost so much. If they don't act soon, they'll lose everything.

Aug 24, 2015

It's the rematch of the century. Place your bets.

Aug 31, 2015

The Freelancers have done their part. Now it's up to the Reds and Blues to finish it.

Sep 07, 2015

One final push.

May 08, 2016

A team navigates a perilous, kilometer-long tunnel. Their mission: rescue Sarge and Tex from captivity, but Room Zero presents unexpected challenges.

May 15, 2016

Basic training gets chaotic as three recruits face unexpected challenges. Their insubordination leads to a dangerous recon mission. Will they learn to cooperate and complete their objective?

May 22, 2016

Several Red soldiers compete for Sarge's position. A series of intense tryouts tests their communication and leadership under pressure, including a bomb defusal exercise.

May 29, 2016

Captain Flowers orchestrates a complex operation, securing a crucial element for a remote simulation.

Jun 05, 2016

The Reds and Blues' latest adventure involves a surprisingly philosophical discussion about existence, interwoven with a birthday surprise gone wrong. Their search for a gift leads them on a frantic quest across both bases.

Jun 12, 2016

The Reds of Blood Gulch Outpost #1 aren't the only soldiers in the galaxy hunting down dirty Blues.

Jun 19, 2016

Red Army Unit FH57 has stumbled upon Blood Gulch. Their primary directive? Destroy all the Blues. Their game plan? Terrible.

Jun 26, 2016

The stunning conclusion to the epic trilogy nobody ever asked for.

Jul 03, 2016

Paint the town red.

Jul 10, 2016

Complications may arise.

Jul 17, 2016

There are no rewards or punishments.

Jul 24, 2016

Attention soldiers! The [ENEMY COLOR] Army is upon us! Only YOU can stop them! Join the [FRIENDLY COLOR] Army today!

Jul 31, 2016

The top of the Freelancer leader board is taking on the scariest mute in the galaxy. All bets are off! It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!

Aug 07, 2016

Tensions run high between mortal enemies! Locked in a room with each other, they will have to put aside their differences to escape. Little do they know, they might have more in common than they think.

Aug 14, 2016

Friendship is a deep and multi-layered concept... that Caboose will happily teach you everything about.

Aug 21, 2016

Towards the end of the Blood Gulch Chronicles, Omega made his way into the minds of several of the Reds and Blues... and what he saw cannot be unseen.

Aug 28, 2016

While trapped inside the Epsilon Storage Unit, Church relived multiple iterations of his memories in an attempt to reunite his ex-girlfriend, Tex. Every iteration was different... but those differences weren't always intentional.

Sep 04, 2016

New weaponry sparks an unexpected song-and-dance number as the Reds and Blues debate names.

Sep 11, 2016

Everyone talks about the great adventures of the Reds and Blues, but have you ever stopped to think about what they did in their down time? It's really... really stupid.

Sep 18, 2016

The battle between the Reds and Blues won't be fought with traditional weaponry... it will be fought with the sickest of beats and the most wicked of rhymes.

Sep 25, 2016

The agents of Project Freelancer were the best of the best, but even the best have their worst.

Oct 02, 2016

Agents Ohio, Idaho, and Iowa have been sent on a top secret mission. It's a mission so secret... even they don't know what they're doing.

Oct 09, 2016

Since the beginning of Blood Gulch, the iconic UNSC Warthog could be flipped with the push of a button... But surely it's not that easy.

Oct 16, 2016

After years travelling the galaxy and going on all sorts of adventures, it's finally time for the Reds and Blues... to meet their makers.

Apr 02, 2017

In the wake of a violent assault on a UNSC supply depot, one reporter is determined to find out the true motivations of its colorful attackers: a villainous gang known as the Reds and Blues.

Apr 09, 2017

IDA Reporter Dylan Andrews begins her search for the Reds and Blues in Blood Gulch Canyon with the help of a new cameraman.

Apr 16, 2017

The search for the Reds and Blues takes Dylan and Jax to the crashed remains of Project Freelancer. While Dylan struggles to justify her continuing search against a lack of progress, a break in the story finally comes in unexpected visitors.

Apr 23, 2017

Dylan's search concludes on the Planet Chorus, the last known hang out of the Reds and Blues before they vanished and embarked on a galactic crime spree. Stonewalled by an administration that doesn't trust the press, Dylan finds herself going to extreme measures to gain access to Chorus’ important figures.

Apr 30, 2017

Investigative Journalist Dylan Andrews sits down with the notorious Reds and Blues to finally hear the full story of their actions since Chorus.

May 07, 2017

The message sent by Kimball spurs the Reds and Blues into immediate action. Tucker and Caboose leap to the rescue, while Carolina and Washington urge caution and patience. Meanwhile, Red Team gets weird.

May 14, 2017

On the search for Church, the Reds and Blues face their deepest fears in a haunted city.

May 21, 2017

It's all been leading to this. On a desert planet in the middle of nowhere, the Reds and Blues find themselves face to face with the truth of their colorful imposters. The truth is revealed, and it's something they never saw coming.

May 28, 2017

The Reds and Blues get to know the Blues and Reds better and discover a familiar face among their ranks.

Jun 04, 2017

Agents Carolina and Washington have successfully followed the trail of missing Freelancers to the beach house of a former associate, Agent Illinois. While digging through their past hasn't yielded any revelations, it has managed to reopen old wounds for Carolina.

Jun 11, 2017

Blocked by the Reds and Blues, Dylan decides to try and seek answers on her own. Sarge finally gets a shot at stardom.

Jun 18, 2017

In a box canyon in the middle of nowhere, two teams are locked in a stalemate over a game of capture the flag. This is Blue vs Red, the Desert Gulch Chronicles.

Jun 25, 2017

A pair of Freelancers break the stalemate in the action-packed finale of the Desert Gulch Chronicles.

Jul 02, 2017

The Reds and Blues begin to suspect their colorful counterparts of sinister designs.

Jul 09, 2017

With the fate of the Reds and Blues hanging in the balance, one robot boldly goes where no one has gone before.

Jul 16, 2017

Sarge finally gets his wish as the Blues and Reds deal with an unexpected intruder. The gang learns the hard truth about a lost teammate.

Jul 23, 2017

Free from their confinement; Carolina, Washington, and Locus make plans for the gang's escape. Sarge struggles with difficult orders.

Jul 30, 2017

The Reds and Blues are shaken in the aftermath of their daring escape. Dylan phones a friend for answers about Loco's crazy machine.

Aug 06, 2017

It's all out war between the Reds and Blues and their evil counterparts. The gang must overcome terrible odds to stop Temple before it's too late.

Aug 13, 2017

It's Red vs. Red and Blue vs. Blue in the action-packed penultimate episode of Season 15. Temple is on the verge of accomplishing his sinister goals and there is only one group of primary-colored soldiers who can stop him.

Aug 20, 2017

Season 15 concludes with a mysterious visit from an old friend. Dylan finds her ending.

Apr 15, 2018

The beginning of a new adventure for the Reds and Blues picks up right where the last one left off - a conversation about where to get lunch. Unbeknownst to our heroes, powerful forces have taken an interest in their debate.

Apr 22, 2018

The gang goes out for pizza. Grif attempts to stop the plot from moving forward. The return of a deceased teammate throws all their plans in peril.

Apr 29, 2018

Adrift in time and space, the Reds and Blues attempt to make sense of Donut's cryptic message. Sarge reopens old wounds. Caboose has a time machine.

May 06, 2018

Tucker and Sister go on a side quest to settle a romantic argument. Grif yells at children.

May 13, 2018

Sarge and Simmons take their new Red Team recruits on a mission to settle an old score. Powerful forces meet on Starseeds to discuss the Reds and Blues.

May 20, 2018

Grif and Doc struggle to invent pizza. Tucker and Sister get wasted.

May 27, 2018

Two of the Reds and Blues engage in mortal combat against King Atlus' champion. Huggins says hi.

Jun 03, 2018

On the planet of Chorus, Agent Carolina helps Washington with the final stages of his recovery. Meanwhile in the distant past, Grif attempts to put down roots.

Jun 10, 2018

Agents Carolina and Washington visit with Dylan's time travel expert. Grif gets his steps in.

Jun 17, 2018

Caboose shares his vacation photos. In the distant past, the King of England receives an unexpected guest.

Jun 24, 2018

Huggins makes her plea to the Cosmic Powers. Grif's wish comes true.

Jul 01, 2018

The Reds and Blues reunite behind the scenes of Jax's movie production. Grif attempts to wrangle cats.

Jul 08, 2018

The Cosmic Powers reveal the mythic origins of their war against Chrovos. The Reds and Blues learn their part in the battle to come.

Jul 15, 2018

Tucker struggles to cope with the truth about Washington. A sleeping giant wakes.

Jul 22, 2018

In the season finale of the Shisno Paradox, Carolina leads the Reds and Blues in a time travel rescue mission to save Agent Washington.

Mar 09, 2019

After the paradox destroys time, The Reds and Blues are forced to relive their pasts on loop while Genkins tries to create more paradoxes to help Chrovos escape her new confinement by Donut.

Mar 16, 2019

Donut travels through time to try and save his friends from being trapped in the Singularity.

Mar 23, 2019

After tracking down Washington's location, Donut tries to recruit him into helping him save the other Reds and Blues.

Mar 30, 2019

Donut and Washington attempt once again to save the other Reds and Blues, while Genkins does everything in his power to stop them.

Apr 06, 2019

Washington attempts to track down Carolina in the past and convince her to come with him to Blood Gulch to reunite with the other Reds and Blues.

Apr 13, 2019

Donut and Washington succeed in restoring the Reds and Blues and blow Genkins cover.

Apr 20, 2019

Donut brings the other Reds and Blues up to speed, while they question his reliability.

Apr 27, 2019

The Reds and Blues begin to undo Genkins meddling while he is severely outnumbered and hopeless to stop them.

May 04, 2019

Washington braces himself for a sacrifice he has to make while Genkins resorts to drastic measures to stop the Reds and Blues.

May 11, 2019

The Reds and Blues try to find a way to stop Genkins before he can break time, while Genkins falls down further into Insanity.

May 18, 2019

The Reds and Blues are forced to live through their worst fears while Donut tries to find a way into the labyrinth to save his friends.

May 25, 2019

Donut and Doc liberate the Reds and Blues from the labyrinth and prepare for the final confrontation with Genkins, however they may soon discover the truth about Chrovos past along the way.

Nov 09, 2020

Before Washington can secure a strange alien artifact, a mysterious syndicate known as Viper attacks his base. Meanwhile, Shatter Squad races to pick up a new recruit.

Nov 16, 2020

Carolina acquires a new team in Shatter Squad; do they have what it takes? Zero and Phase track the coordinates to an ancient temple. What lies inside? There's only one way to find out.

Nov 23, 2020

While investigating the incident at Falcon Base, West and Raymond encounter a formidable foe. Shatter Squad prepares to go head to head with Viper.

Nov 30, 2020

Failing on all fronts, Shatter Squad is at odds with themselves as they reflect on their battle with Viper.

Dec 07, 2020

Shatter Squad races to a secluded Fort Operating Base. The Mission: Protect Lavernius Tucker and prevent his sword from falling into the clutches of Viper.

Dec 14, 2020

West reveals more about his past while Shatter Squad licks their wounds. Zero gives the team one final taunt.

Dec 21, 2020

Zero is moments away from achieving the ultimate power! Can Shatter Squad stop him in time? The clocks ticking...

Dec 28, 2020

Locked in the deadliest fight of their lives, does Shatter Squad have what it takes to save the fate of the World?

Oct 20, 2021

Agents Raymond and One call the team together for a very important meeting to discuss bringing in Shatter Squad’s newest member: a pet.

Oct 27, 2021

The Squad stages an intervention with spooky results.

Nov 03, 2021

Remember when this show was about a bunch of ragtag misfits walking and talking about life's greatest mysteries?

Nov 10, 2021

Raymond cooks up a budget-conscious outing for the entire family.

Nov 17, 2021

The ever-bickering Phase and East are forced to spend some time in each other’s shoes, literally. Spoiler alert: they hate it.

Nov 24, 2021

It's exactly what we said it is.

Dec 01, 2021

Please don't start rumors.

Dec 08, 2021

How does a power-hungry megalomaniac start his day? Shatter Squad has a plan to take down Viper, the only question is when to strike!

Dec 15, 2021

Close the door! You're lettin' in bugs!

Dec 22, 2021

We wish you a special guestmas!

Dec 29, 2021

Murder! Suspense! Intrigue! Breakfast for dinner...