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The nightly exploits of our boys and girls in blue, and their shady criminal counterparts, through an unfolding kidnapping investigation. Truth is, being a cop or a crook is nowhere near as exciting as Hollywood would have us believe. Long nights with nothing to do but watch and wait, and spin a yarn or two... or, in the case of these over-caffeinated, sleep-deprived souls, share way too much information about themselves, opine on matters far beyond their qualifications, and discuss topics that most would agree are strictly NSFW.
Cast

Patrick Brammall
Detective Hendy

Darren Gilshenan
Detective Stokes

Harriet Dyer
April

Genevieve Morris
Carol
Seasons

E1The Dolphin
Oct 22, 2015
A large concrete dolphin makes waves on the stakeout, bringing into question Stokes’ professionalism. The cops debate the erotic advantages of Siamese twins. April has her first day in dispatch. Jimmy updates Bruce on the search for his dad.

E2Two Vomits
Oct 22, 2015
An overly eager security guard (guest star Tim Minchin) disrupts a dockside stakeout. April tells Carol the grim tale of why she was taken off the beat. Hendy prepares to make an important call to dispatch.

E3The Date
Oct 22, 2015
Hendy and April have an awkward radio exchange. The crims (including guest star Sam Simmons) lament the lack of imagination in the Aussie crime industry. Carol’s son Lachy is suspended from school in unusual circumstances.

E4The Witness
Oct 22, 2015
What would a high quality TV show of Hendy and Stokes be like? Tanya (guest star Kat Stewart) a witness with the cops, finds out. The crims have a reunion. Carol brings Lachy to work, with awkward consequences for April.

E5The American
Oct 22, 2015
Hendy’s is starstruck by U.S. detective Cutler (guest star Jake Johnson) but airline food has them off on a wrong foot. Stokes is in therapy and it all starts with a handsome pilot. A chance meeting over takeaway results in an earnest chat about family.

E6The Coffee Raid
Oct 22, 2015
The cops are bullet proofed and raid ready, staying alert with good coffee.

E1Missing Persons
Oct 26, 2016
Stokes and Hendy receive an emergency call. It's just a drill. Pew Pew. Wealthy couple Bernie and Elizabeth Doolan have been reported missing from their mansion. Newly single Stokes asks Hendy to help him with a non-hipster profile pic for Tinder.

E2Death of an Eel
Oct 26, 2016
Stokes gets surprised by Hendy and dispatch for his 50th birthday until they realise he’s only 48. The celebrations are cut short. Stokes and Hendy watch a video of Burrows’ lewd sex act with an eel.

E3Silent Night
Oct 26, 2016
Stokes has manicured his pubes. Reveal Lachy has been in the car with them all along. April gets a haircut that's very similar to Carol's. Steve and Neddy take a bunch of Adderall to get some clarity.

E4The Butterfly Tattoo
Oct 26, 2016
Stokes wakes up from a big catnap. Carol meets her new dispatch partner, Anousha, who’s Muslim. Carol tells her she’s glad Waleed Aly’s Logie win ended racism in Australia. Jimmy and Bruce discuss losing their art cafe during honesty hour.

E5Noughts & Crosses
Oct 26, 2016
Stokes and Hendy have been separated for Code 4 Misconduct. Stokes has a new partner, Rainer. He calls Hendy, who also has a new partner... April. Stokes tries to break the ice with Rainer to ice cold reception.

E6La Traviata
Oct 26, 2016
Hendy and Stokes are outside the house where Stokes thinks the Doolan’s are being held captive. Hendy is jealous when Stokes reveals what he wants to say at Rainer's funeral.
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The nightly exploits of our boys and girls in blue, and their shady criminal counterparts, through an unfolding kidnapping investigation. Truth is, being a cop or a crook is nowhere near as exciting as Hollywood would have us believe. Long nights with nothing to do but watch and wait, and spin a yarn or two... or, in the case of these over-caffeinated, sleep-deprived souls, share way too much information about themselves, opine on matters far beyond their qualifications, and discuss topics that most would agree are strictly NSFW.
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