

Anything But Love
Anything But Love is an American television sitcom, which aired on ABC from March 7, 1989 to June 3, 1992, spanning four seasons and 56 episodes. The show starred Richard Lewis as Marty Gold and Jamie Lee Curtis as Hannah Miller, coworkers at a Chicago magazine with a mutual romantic attraction to each other, who struggled to keep their relationship strictly professional. The series, from creator Wendy Kout and developers Dennis Koenig and Peter Noah, was produced by Adam Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Television.
Cast

Jamie Lee Curtis
Hannah Miller

Richard Lewis
Marty Gold

Richard Frank
Jules Kramer

Holly Fulger
Robin Dulitski

Ann Magnuson
Catherine Hughes

Bruce Weitz
Mike Urbanek

Joseph Maher
Brian Allquist

Billy Van Zandt
Harold

Jane Milmore
Kelly

Sandy Faison
Pamela Payton-Finch

Louis Giambalvo
Norman Keil

Bruce Kirby
Leo
Seasons
E1Fear of Flying
Mar 7, 1989
Hannah decides to quit teaching and leave her boyfriend, Jack, and return home to Chicago to become a writer. On the flight home to Chicago, Hannah meets and helps Marty deal with his fear of flying and he tells her about a research job open at Chicago Monthly, the magazine where he is a writer. Hannah goes down the magazine to apply for the job, meets the editor and is challenged to write a 2,000 word article on ""the tortilla wars, does Chicago prefer corn or flour?"" for 9 o'clock the following morning.
E2Deadline
Mar 14, 1989
Hannah's first deadline prompts her first fight with Marty when she loses his article in the computer and he doesn't have a backup, much to Pamela's delight.
E3Burning the Toad (a.k.a. The Jack Story)
Mar 21, 1989
Hannah's old boyfriend and Marty's ex-college roommate are one in the same person, and Jack tries to convince her that he has changed. Meanwhile, Hannah and Marty are working on a story that will expose a charity scam.
E4Love and Death
Mar 28, 1989
Marty doesn't want anyone to know he is living in fear when he receives his first death threat.
E5Dorothy Dearest
Apr 4, 1989
Marty is in turmoil when his mother stops by for a visit and Hannah gets him face his relationship with her, so he can get rid of all the angst it generates.
E6This is Not a Date
Apr 11, 1989
Hannah is down in the dumps and Marty gets dumped, so the two of them go out together, for her birthday and the end of his relationship with Alice- but it's ""not a date"".
E1Ch-Ch-Changes
Sep 27, 1989
Hannah returns from a vacation to find that the magazine has been bought by a corporation and the hip new editor comes in and begins to stir things up, especially Marty who considers resigning. Hannah becomes a writer, the magazine is changed to a weekly format and is renamed The Chicago Weekly and an English book and theater critic is brought into review television.
E2Those Lips, Those Thais
Mar 7, 1989
If he doesn't already feel guilty enough about everything, Marty really feels guilty when his Thailanese foster daughter comes to attend college in Chicago and he is really attracted to her.
E3It's My Party and I'll Schvitz If I Want To
Oct 11, 1989
An unexpected heat wave puts a damper on a party Hannah tries throwing because she wants to warm up her relationship with Catherine.
E4Scared Straight
Oct 18, 1989
Marty and Hannah trade bylines to prove that Catherine is using favoritism in choosing articles for publication, and Marty winds up jail protecting ""his"" source.
E5Mr. Mom
Oct 25, 1990
Hannah finds out that her mother had her heart donated. She finds the new owner is a depressed man, who is not living his prolonged life to its fullest, the way Hannah envisioned the recipient would.
E6Just the Facts, Ma'am
Nov 1, 1989
Hannah sweet-talks Bradley, a fact checker, into letting a libelous quotation into her article, this all leads to a 10 million dollar libel suit and Hannah having to fire him.

E7Bang You're Dead
Nov 8, 1989
Hannah loves Marty's psychiatrist to death and Marty finds it difficult to cope with being shrinkless. Marty has a final session with his shrink casket-side.
E8Truth or Consequences
Nov 15, 1989
Catherine makes everyone take a lie detector test when she suspects someone on the staff is leaking gossip about her to an underground rag.
E9It's Better to Have Loved and Flossed
Nov 22, 1989
A trip to the dentist for Marty also includes making a date with Robin and she is more than ready for a relationship and proves it by overreacting to a little kiss.
E10Hearts and Bones
Nov 29, 1989
Hannah insists she's not jealous of Marty's new girlfriend and invites them to dinner to prove it. When his date appears to be choking, Hannah delivers the Heimleich maneuver and breaks a rib, but she's not jealous.
E11Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
Dec 6, 1989
Catherine's decides to become ""ordinary,"" after being snubbed of a mention in pop-culture legend's recently published diaries, and leaves Marty in charge of the magazine. The ""Squaddies"" protest Brian's review of the latest Star Squad movie and storm the newsroom to make Brian come to their convention.
E12Breast of Friends
Dec 13, 1989
Marty nurses a bruised ego when he sings show tunes on a news talk show and Hannah makes a celebrity out of a woman who was thrown out of a restaurant for nursing her baby.
E13Hotel of the Damned
Jan 10, 1990
When the magazine needs a new cover story in less than 20 hours, Hannah & Marty must go to a hotel to write the story. While searching for an angle on the story, Hannah decides the mood may be just right to check out the bed with Marty.
E14All About Allison
Jan 17, 1990
Marty is the unwitting weapon used by an aspiring young journalist against Hannah, after Hannah helped her get a chance to work for the magazine.
E15Proof It All Night
Jan 24, 1990
When the staff is gearing up for an all-niter to get out their election issue, Hannah gets excited; however Marty is less than enthusiastic, especially when the election is close, the night is long and the candidate he thought was a lock, loses and he has no material.
E16Three Men on a Match
Feb 7, 1990
Hannah and Marty go out to dinner with Robin to help her celebrate her un-anniversary. After seeing Robin's ex-husband there, each has a different perspective on how the restaurant caught fire. Everyone turned their heads when they walked across the room.
E17Partying is Such Sweet Sorrow
Feb 14, 1990
Marty's girlfriend plans a surprise birthday party for him, but he surprises her and everyone else by breaking up with her, before everybody yells surprise.
E18The Icewoman Cometh
Feb 28, 1990
Marty may become editor after a corporate trouble-shooter comes in, evaluates the magazine and decides Catherine is out and he is in, never mind that Marty slept with her. A little corporate blackmail may work wonders to save Catherine's job, using Marty as the tool.
E19Hooray for Hollywood
Mar 7, 1990
A friend of Marty's, a Hollywood producer, decides to ""do lunch"" with Hannah when he wants to make a movie about one of her stories, something Marty has rejected for a long time.
E20Robin Q. Public
Mar 14, 1990
When Catherine gets the impression that the magazine may have become too high brow, she searches out the everyman's opinion. When she hears Robin's thoughts, she is impressed and takes her on as a consultant and the entire staff becomes on edge.
E21The Days of Whine and...
Mar 21, 1990
A woman arrives and threatens to make Brian's life a living hell, by threatening to get back at him for the bad review he gave that caused her husband to die. Hannah meets Marty's ex-fiancee at his family's Seder and sees that the old flame may still be lit.
E22Thirty... Something
Mar 28, 1990
Hannah's 30th birthday is no party for her when she takes time to reflect on her life and love. Hannah's little voice inside her head tells her that what's missing is Marty.
E1Say it Again, Han (1)
Feb 6, 1991
The development of their romance is put on hold when Patrick Serreau, a world class photographer, comes to Chicago to take pictures for the magazine. Patrick's interest in taking pictures isn't as great as his interest in Hannah.
E2Martus Interruptus (2)
Feb 13, 1991
Patrick thinks that he has a great working chemistry with Hannah when they put together a their story on toxic-waste, so he offers he a chance to work with him in West Africa.
E3Hello... Mali (3)
Feb 27, 1991
As Hannah prepares to accompany Patrick to the jungle, he and Marty contend with the urban jungle; there Patrick shows his true colors.
E4Long Day's Journey into... What
Mar 13, 1991
After Hannah & Marty complete their relationship they begin to fantasize how everyone at the office will react.
E5The Day After
Mar 20, 1991
Marty and Hannah have their first relationship-related fight the next day at work when Marty must edit her article and Hannah resents the changes.
E6The Torrid Zone
Mar 27, 1991
Much to Hannah's dismay, Marty must accompany a swimsuit model to the Caribbean for an interview during her latest photo shoot.
E7My New Best Friend
Apr 1, 1991
Hannah befriends the mistress of a billionaire just to get her exclusive story, but regrets it later when she finds out what she is really like.
E8Adventures in Baby-sitting
Apr 10, 1991
Hannah gets called away and Marty is left totally alone to entertain Hannah's 5-year-old niece, Marty's appendix has other ideas.
E9Isn't It Romantic?
Apr 17, 1991
On Valentine's Day, Marty must find a way to rekindle their relationship when Hannah decides the fire has gone out.
E10Scream a Little Scream
May 8, 1991
Catherine tries scream therapy as a way to reduce tension. Robin becomes a fifth wheel in her relationship with Hannah and Marty.
E11Pot of Gold
May 15, 1991
A new magazine puts feelers out for Hannah, so Catherine plans to give her a raise to keep her. Consequently, Marty's self-esteem drops because she'll make more than he does.
E1Enormous Changes at the Last Minute
Sep 25, 1991
A home pregnancy test turns up positive. Hannah and Marty make plans to get married in a hurry; however, the doctor's results are a bit different.
E2I Feel a Cult Coming On
Oct 2, 1991
Marty exposes a cult and they retaliate by exposing facts about the staff. Marty becomes worried because he has one thing about him and Catherine that he hasn't yet mentioned to Hannah.
E3A Tale of Two Kiddies
Oct 9, 1991
A young girl gets to be editor for the day, which sets the tone for Marty and Hannah imagining what love would have been like if they had met at a younger age. They do this while celebrating their 1st anniversary of knowing each other.

E4M is For the Many Things She Forgot She Gave Me
Oct 16, 1991
Marty must place his mother in a home when her failing memory begins to force the issue.
E5Gimme an O
Oct 23, 1991
Hannah makes a joke about the best sex she ever had, Marty sets out to find out the details after he finds out it wasn't him.
E6Training Film
Oct 30, 1991
Marty's bad day is made worse when Hannah takes him on a train trip but the only thing on his mind is ""Murder on the Wisconsin Express"".
E7First Lady Sings the Blues
Nov 20, 1991
Marty becomes obsessed when he finds out his cholesterol is too high, meanwhile Hannah provides shelter interviews the widow of a deposed monarch and is she a royal pain.
E8Stop Me Before I... Again (1)
Dec 4, 1991
Patrick Serreau returns for the opening of a gallery show featuring his erotic pictures, but he shows no sign of his old lecherous self to a disbelieving Hannah.
E9Stop Me Before I... Again (2)
Dec 11, 1991
Patrick tries to set Marty up with the triplets, who love Jewish men, featured in his exhibition so he can discredit him in the eyes of Hannah and strengthen his own position.
E10Salmonella is Coming to Town
Dec 18, 1991
Jules cost cuts on a holiday dinner for the homeless, with sickening results. When Hannah convinces Marty to go all out for Christmas, she gets the idea that he has, by getting a new apartment for them.
E11The Call of the Mild
Jan 8, 1992
Marty, Jules & Mike go to a wild man weekend in which Marty refuses to take part, Jules decides to right Catherine's wrongs and Mike writes a poem.
E12I'd Kill for a Mink
Jan 15, 1992
Robin and the Animal Rescue Front (ARF), a group of animal rights activists, are after Marty when he writes an article they don't agree with. Marty is after them when their pet mink bites him. This is all further complicated by the fact Catherine needs to keep fur ads in the magazine to keep their budget intact.
E13Catherine Honey, I'm Home
Jan 22, 1992
Catherine seeks cooking advice from Hannah when the husband from her open marriage suddenly shows up, wanting a divorce because he has found a new mate.
E14Angst for the Memories
Feb 5, 1992
The visit of Hannah's friend, Rachel, disturbs Marty who thinks Hannah will unlike the fact that she and Marty once had a one-night stand.
E15Tryst and Shout
Feb 14, 1992
Mike's wife is out of town for a while, so Hannah invites him over for dinner and then he hits it off with Robin and Hannah becomes worried, what if he hits on her?
E16The Waiting
May 27, 1992
As Hannah sits in a specialist's office awaiting the results of her biopsy, she reflects on the past week of living with this secret from Marty.
E17Marty Walks
Jun 3, 1992
When Catherine won't print one of his stories, Marty quits the magazine and Hannah is left holding Marty's big article on airline safety. Hannah becomes the arbitrator in their dispute.
Storyline
Anything But Love is an American television sitcom, which aired on ABC from March 7, 1989 to June 3, 1992, spanning four seasons and 56 episodes. The show starred Richard Lewis as Marty Gold and Jamie Lee Curtis as Hannah Miller, coworkers at a Chicago magazine with a mutual romantic attraction to each other, who struggled to keep their relationship strictly professional. The series, from creator Wendy Kout and developers Dennis Koenig and Peter Noah, was produced by Adam Productions in association with 20th Century Fox Television.
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