CollegeHumor Shorts

Nov 26, 2007

Dane Cook is back with his all new special. Don’t worry, it’s not the end of the world.

A battle for the ages.

Oct 16, 2008

They don’t mean to be the bad guy here.

Jan 5, 2009

Navigation systems just got personal.

Jan 13, 2009

Internet stardom is man’s real best friend.

Jan 14, 2009

Introducing Virkshauzer Lite: the world’s first sports beer.

Feb 23, 2009

Next on ER… you get your f*cking life destroyed.

May 5, 2009

Now with 60% more ka-pows.

Aug 27, 2009

There’s no way they can survive on their own.

Sep 24, 2009

Sick of boring tweets? Say his name three times.

Oct 22, 2009

The worst part of a glowing orb that contains all the knowledge of human history? Tech support.

Nov 17, 2009

He who smelled it, spelled it.

Dec 1, 2009

This summer, fear controls you.

Dec 7, 2009

Live with drawings on your face or die. Make your choice.

Jan 14, 2010

Googly eyes are staring directly into your soul.

Feb 12, 2010

Sometimes Mario and Luigi have to earn their coins.

Mar 2, 2010

They’re not playing games.

Sometimes the truth is hard to swallow.

Mar 24, 2010

This week, CERN found the God Particle. Apparently they’ve also found the Devil Particle.

Mar 27, 2010

Let’s get this DeLorean up to 69 MPH.

Apr 14, 2010

Even hotter than the “I’m feeling lucky” button.

Jun 3, 2010

Once a Nazi, always a Nazi.

Jun 9, 2010

Robert Downey Jr. demanded all of these options.

Jun 15, 2010

Nazis really have very little tolerance for just about anything.

Jul 20, 2010

I need 20 CC’s of gibberish.

Jul 14, 2010

Get inside the mind of Robert Green during his life’s lowest moment.

Aug 2, 2010

Hey, Hollywood, get down on one knee and chug.

Jul 6, 2010

Fixing the country, one burger at a time.

Jul 14, 2010

Forget the World Cup, bring on the Oscars.

Aug 31, 2010

The thrills! The chills! The inconvenience!

Sep 9, 2010

Oh bother, I’ve run out of human meat.

Nov 16, 2010

This next one’s definitely going to ruin his career.

Nov 1, 2010

They’re here to punch up your jokes.

Dec 2, 2010

He’s never thrown a Hail Mary.

Jan 5, 2011

Leave no package behind.

Jan 11, 2011

Would you rather be trapped in a castle or a relationship?

Jan 19, 2011

Parenting isn’t easy, but it’s worth it. Or not.

Jan 24, 2011

Some cliques are harder to get into than Gryffindor.

A son fights for his right to deafen.

Feb 1, 2011

Leighton Meester has an important message for you.

Feb 8, 2011

Nudity is not a style.

Feb 6, 2011

A whimsical tale of mediocrity.

Feb 21, 2011

He’s never done this before.

Feb 28, 2011

Stay spacey, my friends.

Mar 16, 2011

Why GTL when you can just go Super Saiyan?

Apr 8, 2011

Party like it’s 1399.

Apr 12, 2011

Underwear would be an improvement.

Apr 25, 2011

Girls on girls watching porn.

May 3, 2011

Think before you snap.

Jun 13, 2011

If you want to be her lover, you gotta LARP with her friends.

Jun 23, 2011

Planking is not a crime.

Jun 28, 2011

It’s the naked truth.

Jul 5, 2011

He’s got a lot on his plate.

Aug 24, 2011

Nudity is not a crime. These clothes are.

Jul 15, 2011

Diners, Drive-ins and Dementors.

Aug 8, 2011

Honor. Adventure. Pizza.

Aug 10, 2011

John reunites with Bob Saget for a manly look at tenderness.

Aug 22, 2011

An age-old rivalry finally gets settled.

Aug 24, 2011

Just as well-written as your 8th grade history notes.

Sep 1, 2011

It’s not what you say, it’s how you say it.

Sep 12, 2011

Go ahead. Try this at home.

Sep 21, 2011

It’s Mr. Cook, but you can call him Tim.

Sep 27, 2011

Retouching what you couldn’t touch.

Oct 24, 2011

Minorities have it rough in this country.

Dec 15, 2011

Also playing in zero-D.

Nov 10, 2011

They’re prepared for anything. Way, way too prepared.

Apr 5, 2011

You meme the world to me.

Dec 19, 2011

The beard makes the man.

Dec 21, 2011

Sing a song of sadness.

Oct 17, 2011

For all of you Steve Slobs out there.

Feb 22, 2012

The only real losers are the audience.

Feb 20, 2012

Can Twilight save America?

Mar 5, 2012

Patrick sits down with real clowns for real talk about the 2012 election. And also about balloon animals.

Mar 14, 2012

Showtime’s new drama presents a world of lies, deceit, and homecoming.

Mar 20, 2012

The new board game where girls face their biggest fears: dating and death.

Mar 28, 2012

The only thing more dangerous than dragons is yourself.

Apr 1, 2012

Butler stays abreast of Maggie Smith’s love life.

Apr 2, 2012

The news every father dreads hearing… without his friends around to also hear it.

Oct 31, 2011

Did you ever wonder what the people in your yoga class were thinking?

Apr 4, 2012

Jesus has trouble stealing attention away from the Bloomin’ Onion.

Dec 1, 2011

Nobody likes talking about the birds and bees.

Apr 5, 2012

There’s only one thing more important than the fate of the world.

Dec 20, 2011

Starbucks is reversing its bathroom policy.

Apr 11, 2012

Sexy models caught in their natural environment: unnatural environments.

Jan 24, 2012

The biggest financial scam in history is revealed.

Sep 20, 2011

Hopefully they’ll make a Portal 3 so this song can be in the ending credits.

Feb 9, 2012

More money, more privacy problems.

Mar 1, 2012

When it comes to scoring with the ladies, no one does it like Ryan Gosling.

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Dog Wins!

It’s cats vs. dogs in a video game battle for pet supremacy. Cat Wins!

Mar 14, 2012

Only a viral video can make Congress understand what’s it’s like to go through sex wearing a condom.

May 7, 2012

For Bruce Banner, there’s no such thing as safe sex.

May 23, 2012

Your local zoo presents a live glimpse of nature at its most dysfunctional.

May 24, 2012

When Maggie Smith’s teacup goes handle-less, everyone’s a suspect.

Apr 3, 2012

Because it’s easier than going to jail. Sort of.

Feb 6, 2012

From the makers of Bud Platinum comes Budweiser Good. It’s fine.

May 4, 2012

Join us as we celebrate the world’s coolest religion – after Jedi, of course.

Jun 13, 2012

In a thumb war, Kevin and Murph face-off to see who keeps their clothes on.

Jun 14, 2012

More Pulitzers than any other pile of scrap paper.

Jun 18, 2012

It’s Star Wars meets Xbox 360 meets Back to the Future meets your worst nightmare.

Jun 19, 2012

America can’t just neuralyze away the regret from wasting Memorial Day weekend on a threequel.

Jun 21, 2012

You don’t only YOLO once.

Jun 22, 2012

LeBron James developed his talent, and his bad habits, at an early age.

Jun 28, 2012

The Modern Family star breaks skulls and language barriers.

Jul 6, 2012

Barack Obama can’t be the only President who inhaled, right?

Jul 10, 2012

The finest vintage money can buy. Your money, anyway.

Jul 17, 2012

The wedding industry’s leading dresser of dudes has this ad spot for their ingenious business model you can’t escape.

Jul 31, 2012

As seen on FOX Seuss.

Aug 14, 2012

The pop singer’s derriere strikes out on its own independent carriere.

Sep 26, 2012

Kevin or Murph must become a one-man army and play paintball against the US Army’s Delta Destroyers.

Aug 27, 2012

If you thought the erotic trilogy couldn’t get any sexier then you were correct.

Aug 22, 2012

An army of one too many.

Sep 19, 2012

The world is divided into two halves: the bacon and the bacon eaters.

Sep 24, 2012

Adam and Jamie question organized religion – the fun way.

Oct 5, 2012

Gun laws in the United States are incredibly controversial, so let’s sort them out with the ultimate test case for how difficult it is to get yourself a dangerous firearm.

Oct 16, 2012

The truth is out there – or maybe that’s just your finger over the lens.

Nov 8, 2012

A Minecraft player meets his worst nightmare: pixelated hippies.

Oct 12, 2012

Negotiations drag on.

Oct 22, 2012

The Good Book has some bad writing.

Oct 29, 2012

She loves the little hell-raisers.

Nov 12, 2012

Support marriage equality – or else.

Nov 21, 2012

Parting is such sugary sweet sorrow.

Nov 27, 2012

Think before you post, America.

Dec 17, 2012

You can’t change your destiny. It just feels too damn good.

Dec 24, 2012

There’s no place like home for the holidays, no matter how much you wish there were.

As many missteps as the prequels.

Who ordered the chicken skins?

Jan 28, 2013

Clear eyes, full barks, can’t lose.

Feb 21, 2013

Welcome to the site where bromances are born.

Apr 1, 2013

What did she ever do to them?

May 1, 2013

We explore the similarities between these two fragile relationships.

May 7, 2013

The classic TMNT theme gets the Michael Bay treatment.

Jun 12, 2013

It’s the summer event that’ll have you spending $100 a day to stand in a field.

Jun 18, 2013

You’re going to break your neck anyway, why not have fun doing it?

Jul 3, 2013

The most cringe-inducing words in the English language, together at last!

Just call it a spin on red beans and rice.

When pizza’s in an ice cream, you can eat pizza anytime.

You can practically taste the tucked-in Tommy Bahama.

Jun 5, 2013

Angry passengers create turbulence for the airlines.

Aug 12, 2013

HBO’s female viewers argue for a little more genital equality.

Aug 28, 2013

Technology commercials need an upgrade.

Sep 23, 2013

For ages 8 and up, and up, and up…

Dec 13, 2013

Is “Ocean Charge” a drink or a shampoo? What about “Ice Storm”?

Jan 6, 2014

Your partner may be gone, but your dignity doesn’t have to be.

Feb 20, 2014

Taking a huge shit is like giving birth: difficult, physically demanding, but in the end, kind of beautiful.

Mar 11, 2014

Flummoxed by neckties? Just watch this simple how-to video, you manchild.

Mar 13, 2014

Move over, strippers – there’s a new game in town.

Apr 13, 2014

Just dinner, fun, drinking, dancing, dying, fucking, murder.

May 19, 2014

A game of Truth or Dare makes these girls reveal more than they thought they would.

May 13, 2014

It’s like my body knows – it just knows.

May 4, 2014

For girls with big boobs, wearing a sports bra is like trying to contain an earthquake in a cup.

May 14, 2014

The CH cast plays Russian Roulette with water balloons filled with water and cologne!

May 28, 2014

Discover the secret to my amazing body.

Mar 22, 2013

The folks at BuzzFeed challenged us to a game of Fruitball. This is our response. (Spoiler: We’re way better.)

Jun 19, 2014

Can you make it through the whole thing?

Jul 14, 2014

Have a shitty friend? Set them up with another shitty friend!

Jul 24, 2014

Helluva way to start a hunting trip.

Aug 8, 2014

Don’t do it!

Oct 9, 2014

‘Tis the season of hiber-dating.

Oct 13, 2014

Other than doggy style.

Oct 24, 2014

Advice from a girl who was recently dumped and totally doesn’t mind at all, you guys.

Oct 27, 2014

It’s cold as a witch’s teat. Or a regular girl’s teat.

Nov 7, 2014

A guide to making your furry friend even more purr-fect.

Nov 3, 2014

Because “it’s all like, bullshit dude”.

Nov 25, 2014

The climax is gonna be out of this world.

Dec 4, 2014

Every November he swears he’ll change.

Dec 5, 2014

Douchebags are an occupational hazard.

Dec 9, 2014

Who can tell?

Dec 18, 2014

Adam is here to tell you why everything you know is wrong.

Dec 19, 2014

Who’s a good voyeur? You are!

Jan 5, 2015

If the best thing about your childhood was a TV show, maybe it was already ruined.

Feb 2, 2015

He likes football, cold beer, and not having a shred of originality.

Feb 18, 2015

If you feel like a failure, it’s probably because you relatively are.

Feb 23, 2016

Organized religion freaks me out, but this is kind of cool.

Mar 4, 2014

Sorry, but your Grandpa was a creep.

Mar 10, 2015

A truly revolutionary product.

Mar 18, 2015

We can’t all be Jon Snow.

Apr 1, 2015

He’s got an ego the size of Donkey Kong.

Apr 22, 2015

You can’t afford to buy the Apple Watch. She can’t afford to feed her kids.

May 5, 2015

The world’s most adorable/perverted game show.

May 6, 2015

Because the most luxurious treatment is the silent treatment.

May 12, 2015

In order to move out of your parents’ basement, you must first move into your parents’ basement.

May 20, 2015

In this poignant mini-documentary, find out which gets flushed away: the cake or Emily’s dreams.

May 27, 2015

Maybe some “traditions” need to no longer exist.

May 30, 2015

Where alcoholics can pose as shitty athletes.

Jul 6, 2015

This is why the fuck you can’t get to sleep.

Jul 8, 2015

Just give up. You’re an adult now.

Jul 15, 2015

Still less depressing than the Olive Garden.

Aug 4, 2015

Yeah, these are real.

Aug 4, 2015

If only it were that easy.

Aug 5, 2015

The laws of time simply do not apply to Ronda Rousey.

Aug 11, 2015

Because we needed to know how a sith takes a shit.

Aug 12, 2015

Manipulating your parents into loving you forever.

Aug 18, 2015

I’m just your average dork who loves makeup!

Aug 25, 2015

It’s a sad day when the guys you’re dating are scarier than serial killers.

Aug 26, 2015

Finally, a product to stop guys from asking if you’re tired.

Sep 1, 2015

This isn’t the YMCA.

Sep 4, 2015

Ain’t no party like the after party, because you never have to leave.

Sep 12, 2015

A nice, thick plot. And can we talk about that climax?

Sep 19, 2015

It’s like your throat is thirsty for air.

Nov 9, 2015

The sad truth about the Candy Crush Saga.

Nov 24, 2015

Because scamming your friends out of money isn’t just fun, it’s also sadly necessary at times.

Dec 4, 2015

Mind. Blown.

Dec 17, 2015

Great movies, super stupid names.

Jan 4, 2016

Here are all the really true, unexaggerated facts about periods!

Jan 6, 2016

Just what you might have imagined, but more Trump-y.

Feb 1, 2016

Only 1% of the contents are useful.

Feb 5, 2016

How’s that for gun control?

Feb 18, 2016

It’s so important to buy local, unless you don’t feel like it.

Mar 5, 2016

Pics or GTFO. Actually, just get the fuck out.

Mar 11, 2016

Just your standard older lady pocket book, with millions from J.P. Morgan.

Mar 15, 2016

Don’t forget the olive.

Mar 19, 2016

You don’t have to have money to manage it.

Apr 6, 2016

It’s true, fad diets have been around since the dawn of time.

Apr 13, 2016

The internet can be an awful place sometimes.

Jun 2, 2016

Pose next to a tiger or GTFO.

Jun 30, 2016

Why don’t you let us do the grilling so we can avoid conversation for the rest of the party?

Jul 9, 2016

Simple solutions to fixing up your garbage pile of an apartment.

Jul 14, 2016

If there’s one thing both parties can agree on, it’s that they love Paul Revere cosplay.

Jul 15, 2016

A/K/A: Grant Tries to Plan His Friday Night

Jul 16, 2016

Preaching to the high choir.

Jul 22, 2016

Sad! Saaaad! Very sad.

Aug 11, 2016

America needs you! What if we have to do a mail merge? Or build out macros in Excel?

Aug 20, 2016

Nothing spices up a stale relationship like meddling in the affairs of your single friends!

Aug 25, 2016

Watch him come.

Sep 1, 2016

You can never get the back pimples by yourself.

Sep 2, 2016

The boys explore the feminine mysteries of bicycles.

Sep 17, 2016

Now you too can enjoy your beautiful, creamy ranch without being treated like a trash possum.

Sep 23, 2016

We are duty bound to try to hump those probably-models.

Sep 29, 2016

Bragging about your temperament is like telling someone how cool you are.

Oct 8, 2016

Hint: a lot.

Oct 14, 2016

Tonight: your Republican dad, your uninformed mom, and your sister, a liberal arts sophomore.

Oct 15, 2016

We’ve got hot dogs without buns, an un-openable can of refried beans AND stuff to make s’mores.

Oct 20, 2016

Car maintenance is all about knowing when to call your dad.

Oct 22, 2016

Zillow helps you find the perfect home that you could absolutely never afford.

Nov 12, 2016

Why use 12 good apps when you can use one shitty app?

Nov 17, 2016

Definitely not three dudes who dressed up like grandmas to score free weed.

Nov 17, 2016

They haven’t had this much fun since the jazz.

Nov 19, 2016

Half-empty Splenda packets all over your kitchen counter? You might have Sad Girl House.

Dec 9, 2016

Seriously, nobody wants whiskey stones.

Dec 13, 2016

Just because you haven’t talked since high school doesn’t mean you can’t share a holiday stuffing.

Dec 27, 2016

First, you’re gonna need about 500 potatoes, 300 carrots, and 5 to 6 fresh humans.

Dec 29, 2016

It’s almost as if New Year’s Eve consistently fails to live up to our collective expectations.

Jan 4, 2017

He literally had a diary titled “My Struggle”.

Jan 5, 2017

If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.

Jan 10, 2017

Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.

Jan 12, 2017

The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.

Jan 13, 2017

Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.

Jan 17, 2017

Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.

Jan 19, 2017

Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.

Jan 28, 2017

Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.

Feb 7, 2017

The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.

Feb 17, 2017

A party guest most foul.

Feb 17, 2017

Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!

Mar 3, 2017

When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.

Mar 8, 2017

Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?

Mar 9, 2017

Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.

Mar 23, 2017

Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.

Apr 1, 2017

I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!

Apr 14, 2017

You can’t handle the merch booth.

May 13, 2017

It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?

Apr 20, 2017

I’ll have the “corking fee”.

Apr 29, 2017

Take that, student loans!

May 4, 2017

Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.

Jun 20, 2017

Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.

Jun 27, 2017

He eats lighters.

May 27, 2017

What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?

May 25, 2017

Boy meets grill.

Jun 18, 2017

Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?

Jun 22, 2017

Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.

Aug 3, 2017

Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?

Aug 12, 2017

Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.

Aug 19, 2017

New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!

Aug 22, 2017

Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!

Sep 7, 2017

It’s not every day you meet all 6 of your soulmates at once.

Sep 14, 2017

Wait a minute, all this crap I’ll never use is free? Sign me up. Sign-ups are free, right?

Sep 23, 2017

Good god, making a man watch a whole baseball game? In one sitting? The Geneva Convention exists for a reason, you savages!

Sep 28, 2017

You may have never actually worked out on this exercise machine, but at least you broke a sweat moving it in and then throwing it out?

Oct 5, 2017

Your crappy hometown is the #1 tourist destination for every traveler that needs to go there so their parents aren’t sad!

Oct 6, 2017

Every Thursday, I’ve got a thing at 7:30 after work, and it takes me 37 minutes to get there? That’s why I go to the Awkward Amount of Time Station!

Oct 12, 2017

I am woman, hear me roar! Whoa, that was a really loud roar, so sorry about that.

Oct 14, 2017

The world is really going to shit, and now’s the time to do something. Or maybe we’ll wait until it gets even shittier?

Nov 16, 2017

Much of the food was provided thanks to Squanto (my roommate’s work friend’s DJ name).

Sep 18, 2017

People have been buying bowls in a store since the beginning of stores and bowls. Isn’t it time for a change?

Nov 18, 2017

Some people call them a crime against God, other people call them just plain delicious.

Nov 20, 2017

Watch out. This Thanksgiving dinner is covered in live opinions.

Dec 2, 2017

Someday you’ll paint those other 3 walls!

Dec 9, 2017

Who could forget perhaps Ansel Adams’ greatest work, “Dog I Saw Near Trader Joe’s”?

Dec 14, 2017

He’s a true loose cannon, by which we mean, not actually affiliated with the police force in any way.

Dec 28, 2017

One year later, and we still don’t know how tall Grant is.

Dec 30, 2017

It’s the best worst night of the year.

Jan 13, 2018

When you have a child, your bones automatically turn into sidewalk chalk.

Jan 27, 2018

Maybe wizards should figure out a way to conjure up Google Maps.

Jan 30, 2018

GET THESE THINGS OUTTA ME.

Feb 3, 2018

Everyone should have guns. That’s right. EVERYONE.

Feb 8, 2018

My phone? Couldn’t it just be a distant relative or something?

Feb 17, 2018

Watch The Big Boy Theory, every third Sunday at noon on NBS!

Feb 24, 2018

You go (to jail) girl!

Feb 27, 2018

I have a dream… ugh, wait, no one wants to hear about my dreams, do they?

Mar 1, 2018

The sport where both teams lose!

Mar 3, 2018

We haven’t seen it, but we sure have a lot of opinions about it.

Mar 17, 2018

God also clogged the toilet in the break room.

Mar 24, 2018

Tinder, Bumble, Hinge: all different dating apps, all crush your soul into dust.

Apr 2, 2018

It’s not sad, but Rekha makes sure everyone else knows that.

Apr 5, 2018

What? Kids love chocolate.

Apr 9, 2018

Is life even worth living without the precious, precious trash in your backpack?

Apr 19, 2018

Rekha, Siobhan, Ally and Jessica try to figure out when the right time is to start licking the plate. There’s SUCH A STIGMA about licking the plate too early in a relationship!

Apr 21, 2018

Raph and Jess say Rekha is too good to date their friends, because for some reason they are best friends with terrible, terrible people.

Apr 26, 2018

It’s time to gather everybody – absolutely everybody – to fight Thanos.

Apr 28, 2018

You’re welcome, ladies.

May 10, 2018

Dope, dope, dope.

May 12, 2018

Nothing’s “cool” about war. Except for that one laser gun. That thing kicks ass. Hell yeah.

May 19, 2018

Because it’s the least they could do. Literally. It’s pretty much the actual, mathematical, least.

May 22, 2018

Grant is here to give you five helpful tips on making the most of your extremely solitary meals.

May 26, 2018

As someone in a happy relationship who has no clue what you’re talking about, here’s my advice.

May 31, 2018

I don’t pay taxes because I’m a revolutionary, not because I’m too lazy to figure out how to do it.

Jun 2, 2018

Chompsky’s invents new reasons for women to be embarrassed—and the products to fix them.

Jun 5, 2018

Slide into the DMs: the only game show where we cannot legally show you the prize.

Jun 12, 2018

Their apartments are basically the same, except for one of them being “condemned by the city”.

Jun 16, 2018

Daddy like? No, seriously, what does he like?

Jun 16, 2018

Daddy like—a little too much.

Jun 21, 2018

Can you throw our ball back, Katie? Well? Can you?

Jun 23, 2018

America has spoken, and it wants TV that’s more divisive than ever.

Jul 3, 2018

Jess is the mother of four beautiful, bouncing, adult comedy writers.

Jul 10, 2018

I’ve never been funny before, but I’ll try it right now, on the most important day of your life.

Jul 14, 2018

Relationships come and go, but a franchise is forever.

Jul 31, 2018

We even added subtitles, cuz we know what you’re doing.

Aug 4, 2018

Thank god that Rekha noticed Trapp had no case on his phone. If she hadn’t, who knows how long this negligence would have gone on.

Aug 14, 2018

Honestly, even calling it beer is a bit of a stretch.

Aug 16, 2018

Black Panther really started a hip new trend!

Aug 18, 2018

Just think about what your sister and mom have to deal with. They don’t deserve that. Other people might. I don’t know them. Whatever. That’s their deal. Have you seen Ballers?

Aug 25, 2018

It’s like a hipper, sexier version of the Bank of America app. That’s what kids want, right?

Aug 28, 2018

If you want to be a real MAN’S MAN, you better shut down all your feelings! Live your life terrified of showing any weakness! Clench your jaw literally your entire life!

Sep 1, 2018

Stage Six: Hats. So many hats.

Sep 11, 2018

Head back to school in style with these fashions that scream “I am a student”.

Sep 13, 2018

All businesses have a growing period! We’re just growing downwards! Impressively fast!

Sep 24, 2018

Why do an investigation when @Disturbdfan420 already knows everything you could possible need?

Oct 5, 2018

Forget the NES Classic, SNES Classic, Playstation Classic, the School Computer Classic has everything from Bugdom to, uh, Bugdom!

Oct 15, 2018

Rekha is in the market… the market of secrets. And she’s looking to sell, for a very reasonable price… that she won’t say out loud.

Oct 22, 2018

Waking up with Twitter is like waking up to flock of singing birds outside your window except they’re not singing they’re screaming and a surprising amount of the birds are Nazis.

Oct 31, 2018

Why would you not want to be terrified?! What else are you going to watch, videos of people hugging?

Oct 26, 2018

This halloween, all the good apps, bad apps, and apps that are kind of both are here to trick-or-treat at Trapp’s house!

Nov 16, 2018

“The hardest job in the world is being Kanye’s social media manager, easy.” – single mothers

Nov 19, 2018

Katie’s lavish Thanksgiving feast is just as good whether it’s served on plates or in coffee filters and an empty Chapstick tube.

Nov 21, 2018

Grant and Ally are here to evaluate Raph’s Thanksgiving performance.

Nov 23, 2018

Football is good, old-fashioned fun. However, this fun does cause degenerative brain disease.

Dec 10, 2018

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time! The time being two weeks paid vacation, with early pension and luxury accommodations.

Dec 12, 2018

With a little bit of math, and a little bit of teaching, Raph can tell you how to STOP. TEXTING. AT 5 IN THE MORNING.

Dec 18, 2018

Some elves make Red Rider BB guns, some elves forge artillery for the gods.

Dec 17, 2018

Finally, Tumblr’s returning to its family-friendly roots, like BDSM (Buddies Doing Social Media)!

See more from everyone’s favorite family values spokesman who doesn’t know what breastfeeding is.

Dec 24, 2018

Nothing like a confusing cocktail of love, nostalgia, and stress.

Dec 31, 2018

This is a sketch about getting fingered at the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve. Enjoy!

Jan 2, 2019

THIS WHOLE THING IS BUILT ON LIES.

Jan 21, 2019

Hey, at least hell’s got an open bar.

Jan 28, 2019

For too long, workout apps have been too obsessed with actually working out, and not with the fact that you actually have a lot going on right now.

Jan 31, 2019

Who are these buff men running about during my celebration of capitalism? They’re not even doing anything funny!

Feb 6, 2019

Raph stars in another top-notch sketch about the difficulties of spelling over the phone, from the folks here at Charlie Hotel.

Feb 15, 2019

All the good guys are taken or died in the Civil War, amirite?!

Mar 1, 2019

He likes to choose his words very carefully, but not exactly.

Mar 4, 2019

Do you even know what a “schmekel” is??

Mar 11, 2019

Ever since Brennan moved to the West Coast, he can’t handle sub zero temperatures. SOFT!

Mar 17, 2019

Can you write me a prescription for that one thing that bothers me every day but I do nothing about?

Mar 15, 2019

The sport where spooning matters.

Mar 18, 2019

The rest is history.

Apr 1, 2019

Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?

Apr 9, 2019

Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?

Great enough to satisfy even the biggest fans.

Apr 12, 2019

Everything I’ve ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.

Apr 14, 2019

Tax season is upon us, and it’s time to reconsider your politics… unless you don’t make six figures.

Apr 19, 2019

On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.

Apr 23, 2019

As a woman of color, it’s your job to talk only about that & nothing else you’ve ever accomplished.

May 3, 2019

Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!

May 4, 2019

You’ve been drinking literal beetle juice.

May 7, 2019

The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it’s a tube).

May 10, 2019

If you didn’t want to see a show, why did you come to the theater?

May 14, 2019

Nobody needs to hear a 30-year-old reminisce on their experiences in a high school play.

May 15, 2019

Here you’ll find all the potions, poisons, & chai you could never want.

May 11, 2019

It’s time to move on from your dependency, until you find the next TV show you can’t trust.

May 23, 2019

She wants you to eat ALL OF IT.

May 22, 2019

He’s a war profiteer who pays less in taxes than his secretary.

May 25, 2019

Do you dare call your feminine content nerdy? The Council of Nerdy Things is here to decide.

May 29, 2019

How can white people be expected to remember things that aren’t other white people?

Jun 4, 2019

Know exactly where someone’s plagiarized personality and bad takes came from, with Shazam for BS!

Jun 7, 2019

George R.R. Martin better start looking for a new gig, because Bran can do beautiful flip kicks now.

Jun 11, 2019

A heartwarming tale of… terrible people?

Jun 12, 2019

Technology has always been scary and evil.

Jun 25, 2019

You control this narrative, and you’re still the villain of it.

Jun 26, 2019

Freezing inside, boiling outside: you never get to be comfortable!

Jul 12, 2019

College is about exploring, from sex to sewing a man’s head to a dog.

Jul 13, 2019

Garbage is what it is, and that’s where it belongs.

Jul 19, 2019

If you can scrounge for it in the trash like a little raccoon, it’s not worth buying in a store.

Jul 20, 2019

Some light spanking would really get this hostage situation going.

Jul 24, 2019

She loves to hate it and hates to love it.

Jul 25, 2019

You can’t send cast members to their torture dungeon with something cliche like “Infinite Jest”.

Jul 26, 2019

From school shootings to poor healthcare, Alabama offers many post-natal ways to abort children.

Aug 1, 2019

How else will people know if an animated character is a girl?

Aug 2, 2019

We’ve got to understand the sick freaks live-streaming their lives, in order to stop them.

Aug 4, 2019

We could finally get something done about climate change!

Aug 7, 2019

It was a different time!

Aug 11, 2019

Your friend hates your guts but is too much of a coward to tell you.

Aug 14, 2019

Meet the inspirational queen slaying the glass ceiling and terrorizing her employees.

Aug 20, 2019

Raph is back with helpful hints to know when you’re entirely unqualified to tell anyone what to do.

Aug 21, 2019

No one is going near those belongings on your watch!

Aug 16, 2019

It’s important to tell stories about diverse groups, and that they be played by… Scarlett Johansson?

Aug 23, 2019

Everyone has to sit and wait while the baby piggy eats its sugar bombs.

Sep 4, 2019

Nothing is more stressful than the wine list.

Sep 10, 2019

What are you going to do? Switch to Android?

Sep 17, 2019

Giving directions is what dads do - even for places you don’t want to go!

Oct 15, 2019

If you apply yourself and focus, you CAN turn caps lock off.

Oct 12, 2019

You don’t have to be a tech detective to do a quick internet search.

Oct 29, 2019

You’re ruining this party by committing too hard to your costume!

Oct 19, 2019

Don’t bring Tik Tok into this!

Nov 1, 2019

Nothing is scarier than Halloween on a weeknight.

Nov 8, 2019

Ordering fries really isn’t as evil as poison gas.

Nov 13, 2019

Why donate those clothes when they could sit in the back of your car forever?

Nov 15, 2019

Rules are meant to be broken! Even if that means some planes crash.

Nov 20, 2019

Wow all my friends have done so much this year, and I… paid rent?

Nov 22, 2019

Save up your allowance! Juul is introducing new ways to experience your favorite vape brand.

Nov 27, 2019

We can’t ALL be thankful for family!

Nov 28, 2019

Brennan is taking seven flights, two cruises, and a Mars expedition to make the holidays perfect.

Dec 6, 2019

You can’t just throw around the term “gundam” about any mech you see! Also, Jess is cancelled.

Dec 13, 2019

The Jellicles have a hard time finding furever homes, who knows why? Maybe a song will help!

Dec 23, 2019

What do you want? What reaction are you trying to get? What made you this way?

Jan 1, 2019

Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy”.

Jan 8, 2020

Pain is pain, unless your friends are trying to “relate” to you. They don’t know what pain is.

Jan 17, 2020

Medical records are so easy to find, it’s like they want us to look!

Jan 24, 2020

Have some sympathy for the singles in your friend group.

Feb 7, 2020

When someone goes missing, you just want to know they’re safe…and normal. Like, no weird pepperoni stuff.

Feb 12, 2020

Can’t wait to see Monorail: Endgame next year!

Feb 19, 2020

Sommeliers vs. some terriers.

Feb 26, 2020

This “Bernie” guy keeps emailing me saying he “needs my help”! What a nutjob!

Mar 4, 2020

You stuff a FEW thousand kids into cages and suddenly everyone hates you???

Mar 11, 2020

Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo…

Mar 25, 2020

The oncoming ecological apocalypse is the best way to make sure you don’t have kids!

Apr 23, 2020

You survived a deadly shooting on school grounds - can you also survive applying for college?

May 14, 2020

Spotify isn’t ready for a playlist THIS extreme.

May 28, 2020

To hunt a killer, you first must understand their watering routine.

Jun 25, 2020

We can all have a little break, as a treat.

Jun 29, 2020

Everyone (except me) has a big sacrifice to make.

Jul 20, 2020

The hottest show in town for ugly shoes and too many straps.

Jul 21, 2020

Only Apple knows how to think outside the box…by exclusively thinking within rounded ones.

Aug 3, 2020

The gang gets back together to go through Lost & Found items, and also Kyle’s here (but just to watch).

Aug 10, 2020

We love that the streaming industry has become a Who’s On First? riff.

Aug 17, 2020

Can you solve this videoconference mystery?

Sep 29, 2020

A country anthem for our doomed country.

Oct 7, 2020

Should you not dine indoors while sometimes wearing masks? Prossibly.

Oct 14, 2020

Worried about the Opposite Man? Don’t worry - feel the opposite of that!

Oct 21, 2020

Choose the pro. Be pro choice.

Oct 28, 2020

Well, not including everything he’s done since this video was uploaded, I guess.

Dec 9, 2020

A song about putting Jeff Bezos’ $200 billion fortune into context.

Dec 31, 2020

Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni are back for another quarantine-inspired “Google Is a Guy”.

Apr 28, 2021

Your upvote counts.

May 26, 2021

A picture is worth a thousand swipes.