Beavis and Butt-Head

Mar 8, 1993

The boys go to door-to-door to collect money for the poor as part of a class project; they meet up with a dominatrix.

Mar 8, 1993

Mr. Van Driessen sends the boys on a petition drive to stop a furrier from coming to town.

Mar 18, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head buy helium balloons in order to kill dolphins at a dolphin show.

May 17, 1993

Daria is assigned to help the boys with their science project.

May 17, 1993

The boys have Mr. Anderson's credit card, and buy $6,275 worth of animals at the pet store...which puts a damper on Anderson's Odd Fellows convention.

May 18, 1993

Beavis deep fries a mouse and bugs, and Butt-head serves it to Mr. Anderson as a mouse-burger and French flies.

May 18, 1993

Buzzcut divides the class into boy/girl pairs, and assigns each a ""sugar baby"" which they must care for and nurture for one week. Beavis and Butt-head are paired together (as each girl in the class has refused to be assigned to them), and promptly give their "baby" a bath -- in a stream.

May 19, 1993

The boys incur the wrath of woman at the drive-in theatre, after taking a picture of her butt.

May 19, 1993

The boys go to a carnival sideshow to watch Tiffany The Rubber Band Lady perform. Somehow, they wind up in their own show, as the "Chicken-Head-Biting, Siamese twin Geeks."

May 20, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head deal with annoying customers (and deep fry stuff) during a shift at Burger World.

May 20, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head go to the doctor to get prescription medicine, so they can "feel good."

May 24, 1993

Butthole and Joe paint Mr. Anderson's house. Bored with that, they sniff paint thinner, destroy quite a few things, paint his cat's butt, and decide to go for a nice ride on his lawnmower.

May 26, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head head to Mexico with their friend, Dave, in an effort to obtain illegal fireworks, but instead make a run for the bathroom after a taco stand owner gets revenge on the duo who fed his dog hot sauce.

May 26, 1993

During the ride back to the U.S., Dave forces Beavis and Butthead to smuggle pills by swallowing condoms full of them – but the duo forget to tie them up and the three of them end up getting pulled over by border patrol.

May 31, 1993

The boys go to the drive-in theatre, causing trouble in the bathroom, the concession stand and with the security guard.

Jun 2, 1993

Principal McVicker attempts a radical solution to Beavis and Butt-head's stupidity and continuous laughing in class: they can't laugh at anything they hear for a week.

Jun 2, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head struggle to avoid laughing during sexual education class. Problem is, Buzzcut's teaching sex education, and he's not going to make this task easy for them...

Jun 7, 1993

During a shift at Burger World, Butt-head goes to sleep (standing up), and dreams that he and Beavis are rock stars.

Jun 9, 1993

The boys prune Mr. Anderson's trees...and destroy his house.

Jun 14, 1993

The boys go over to Stewart's house to watch "Death Truck" on pay-per-view, but, bored with that, they give him a flying wedgy, vacuum the cat, sniff gas from the stove, and blow up his kitchen.

Jun 17, 1993

The boys must each compose a haiku for their English class.

Jun 21, 1993

While doing community service work at the hospital, the boys steal heart patient Billy Bob's golf cart and wreak further havoc.

Jun 23, 1993

Inspired by an American Gladiators episode, Beavis and Butt-head water down the front lawn, don bikini tops, and fight each other with boxing glove-topped baseball bats; they go to "Babes R Us" and try to get tickets to see female mud wrestling. Being underage, they are beaten senseless by Thor, the bouncer. Features the classic song, "Diarrhea, Cha Cha Cha."

Jun 28, 1993

The boys buy frozen yogurt after seeing a seductive ad for it on TV.

Jun 30, 1993

The boys go skeet shooting and Butt-head downs a jumbo jet.

Jul 6, 1993

Mr. Van Driessen sends the boys on a petition drive to stop a furrier from coming to town.

Jul 8, 1993

The boys do a favor for Mr. Anderson (who they hope will die soon, and leave his money to them) by washing his dog Collette at the laundromat. Of course, they wind up in one of the dryers, too.

Jul 14, 1993

The boys head to Maxi-Mart for some Friday night action; they meet a hot biker chick with larceny on her mind.

Jul 15, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head are almost recruited into the Army by Sergeant Dick Leaky, a.k.a. "The Rooster."

Sep 6, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.

Sep 6, 1993

Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.

Sep 7, 1993

The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.

Sep 8, 1993

After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.

Sep 8, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.

Sep 13, 1993

Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.

Sep 14, 1993

The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.

Sep 20, 1993

Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.

Sep 21, 1993

The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.

Sep 27, 1993

Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.

Sep 30, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.

Oct 4, 1993

Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.

Oct 7, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.

Oct 14, 1993

Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.

Oct 18, 1993

Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.

Oct 21, 1993

The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.

Oct 25, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.

Oct 28, 1993

After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.

Nov 1, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.

Nov 4, 1993

For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense.

Nov 8, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.

Nov 11, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.

Nov 15, 1993

The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.

Nov 25, 1993

The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.

Dec 9, 1993

Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi "Hiro" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.

Dec 17, 1993

Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.

Dec 23, 1993

Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special ""curly fries,"" find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector.

Mar 5, 1994

The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.

Mar 14, 1994

"Beavis and Butter" contribute art to an exhibit of local talent at the mall, and make friends with a sock-puppet. videos: Bell Biv DeVoe - "Gangsta" Death - "The Philosopher" Vixen - "Edge Of A Broken Heart"

Mar 15, 1994

Beavis and Butthead see a milk add on tv which reminds them that cow tipping is cool, so they set out to try it.Videos: Men Without Hats "Safety Dance" Fu Schnickens "What's Up Doc" Violent Femmes "Nightmares"

Mar 17, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head somehow forget how to urinate. videos: Michael Bolton - "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" The Reverend Horton Heat - "Wiggle Stick" Rolling Stones - "Emotional Rescue" Slayer - "Seasons In The Abyss"

Mar 18, 1994

Beavis is bitten by a dog; Butt-head takes him to the hospital, where a psychotic doctor gives him unnecessary shots for treatment. videos: Missing Persons - "Words" Faith No More - "Easy" Public Image LTD - "The Body" Biohazard with Onyx - "Judgment Night"

Mar 21, 1994

Highland High's new school psychiatrist performs a battery of tests on the boys -- including the Rorschach test (in which they can only see one "thing"). videos: Smashing Pumpkins - "Today" Salt 'N Pepa - "Shoop" Gwar - "Jack The World"

Mar 24, 1994

While Beavis and Butt-head are at the bank trying to get money, a crooked bank officer is arrested for embezzlement and flees to the roof. videos: Ozzy Osbourne - "Shot In The Dark" Lou Reed - "No Money Down" Crowbar - "All I Had (I Gave)"

Mar 28, 1994

Beavis & Butt-head get a free trial membership at a health club, spot people, and have fun with a treadmill. videos: Midi, Maxi, & Efti - "Bad, Bad Boys" Overkill - "Hello From the Gutter" My Life With Thrill Kill Kult - "Blue Buddha" Lenny Kravitz - "Is There Any Love In Your Heart "

Mar 31, 1994

Mr. Buzzcut sends Beavis & Butt-head to the school nurse because they stink. They dance with her and get a massage. videos: Frank Sinatra with Bono - "I've Got You Under My Skin" Doug E. Fresh - "I-ight (Alright)" Melvins - "Hootch"

Apr 4, 1994

After calling a phone sex number, Beavis & Butt-head decide to get their own 900 number. videos: Eve's Plumb - "Blue" Barry White - "Put Me In Your Mix" Low Pop Suicide - "Kiss Your Lips"

Apr 7, 1994

During Buzzcut's swimming class, Beavis must save a drowning Butt-head, but is unable and Buzzcut intervenes. The boys then have to serve as CPR dummies. Curve - "Missing Link" Carnival Art - "Mr. Blue Veins" R.E.M. - "Nightswimming"

Apr 11, 1994

A blackout forces Beavis and Butt-head out of the house to find a place to watch TV. videos: Radiohead - "Creep" Morrissey - "November Spawned a Monster"

Apr 14, 1994

After watching "that Letter-dude" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head do a similar show for their class project. videos: Grim Reaper - "See You In Hell" Donny Osmond - "Sacred Emotion" Greta - "Fathom"

Apr 18, 1994

After playing "Iron Justice," Beavis has a near death experience, and dreams of meeting St. Peter, and Butt-head trying to bury him. videos: Gary Numan - "Cars" Frank Black - "Los Angeles" Tom Waits - "I Don't Want To Grow Up"

Apr 21, 1994

"Buff-coat and Beaver" help Mr. Anderson build a swimming pool. videos: Sagat - "Why Is It? (Funk Dat)" Ebn/Ozn - "AEIOU Sometimes Y" Anthrax - "Hy Pro Glow"

Apr 25, 1994

Beavis & Butt-head visit a phony fortune teller who cons Beavis into thinking he has the gift of second sight. videos: Metallica - "For Whom the Bell Tolls" Nina Hagen - "Herman Was His Name" Donald Fagen - "Snowbound"

Apr 28, 1994

While taking change from a fountain at the mall the boys must run to a fake island in the center when the water is turned on,they remain and think of ways to get out without going into the water...which is only about a foot deep. videos: Whale - "Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe" The Cure - "Caterpillar" Beck - "Pay No Mind"

May 2, 1994

The boys visit a drawing class (in hopes of getting free nachos) and see nude models. videos: Nine Inch Nails - "March Of The Pigs" Dick Dale - "Nitro" Superchunk - "Package Thief"

May 5, 1994

Beavis & Butt-head go to the movies where Lolita & Tanqueray trick them into waiting by the exit door to sneak them in for their date. videos: Bryan Adams, Sting & Rod Stewart - "All For Love" Primus - "DMV" Morbid Angel - "God of Emptiness" Green Apple Quick Step - "Dirty Water Ocean"

May 9, 1994

The boys' class takes a field trip to an art museum. videos: Nirvana - "Heart Shaped Box" Candyland - "Bitter Moon" Matthew Sweet - "Superdeformed"

May 12, 1994

Conservative talk show host Gus Baker (an animated Rush Limbaugh clone) loses his show when he makes the mistake of inviting two "fine upstanding young men as Beavis and Butt-head" to discuss music videos. videos: Jawbox - "Savory" The Clash - "Should I Stay Or Should I Go? (Live)" Herb Alpert - "North On South St."

May 21, 1994

A manners expert visits the class, and after attempting to teach Beavis & Butt-head manners, loses it and gets in a fight with Mr. Van Driessen. videos: Green Day - "Longview" Prong - "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck" Styx - "Too Much Time On My Hands"

May 21, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head visit a construction site; Butt-head gets stuck in a pipe and his rescue becomes a media event. Then, of course, Beavis gets stuck in it. videos: Salt 'N Pepa featuring En Vogue - "What A Man" Mark O'Connor - "The Devil Comes Back To Georgia" Pantera - "I'm Broken"

Jul 11, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head go to Driver's Ed. class and watch a gory 1950's State Highway Patrol movie about reckless drivers...featuring some very familiar greasers. videos: Shonen Knife - "Tomato Head" Alice Cooper - "Lost In America" Johnny Cash - "Delia's Gone"

Jul 11, 1994

While searching for a missing kid, Beavis & Butt-head stumble upon a golf game with Mr. Anderson, then follow him around the golf course to steal his golf balls and sell them to other golfers. videos: Primal Scream - "Rocks" Sonic Youth - "Bull In The Heather" KMFDM - "A Drug Against War"

Jul 12, 1994

Beavis & Butt-head go to the Medical Center. Butt-head gets nitrous at the dentist, Beavis gets an eye exam and a sucker. videos: DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - "I Wanna Rock" Kate Bush - "Love & Anger"

Jul 12, 1994

Our heroes are forced to go on Captain Dick Jackman's talk show and get frustrated when they don't score with some girls named Lolita & Tanqueray. "Woke Up With A Monster" (Cheap Trick) "If That's Your Boyfriend" (Me'Shell Ndege'Ocello) "Bad To The Bone" (George Thorogood)

Jul 13, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head man a crisis line for Mr. Van Driessen and try to "get some" from a caller by being polite. videos: Danzig - "Mother '93" James - "Say Something" Mutha's Day Out - "Locked"

Jul 13, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head try various means to get their bag of snacks unstuck and out of the vending machine before they starve. videos: Sweaty Nipples - "Demon Juice" Elton John & RuPaul - "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart" Seaweed - "Kid Candy" Motley Crue - "Houligan's Holiday"

Jul 14, 1994

An amateur filmmaker documents America's youth culture in a film featuring Beavis and Butt-head. videos: The Ramones - "Substitute" Blur - "Chemical World" Morphine - "Thursday"

Jul 14, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head win a radio contest and become disc jockeys for a day at KT&A radio. videos: Sonic Youth - "Dirty Boots" Soundgarden - "Spoonman" Greta - "Is It What You Wanted"

Jul 15, 1994

Stewart has diarrhea; too much sugar turns Beavis into "The Great Cornholio."

Jul 15, 1994

The boys are accused of stealing some money from Burger World and try to pass a lie detector test by holding their breath.

Oct 31, 1994

After failing math in Mr. Buzzcut's class, the boys get sent back to 7th grade, but they don't do so well there either, and keep getting sent back -- all the way to kindergarten.

Oct 31, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV.

Nov 1, 1994

The boys decide they need beards to score, so they cut their hair and glue it to their faces.

Nov 2, 1994

While eating some chicken nuggets, Butt-head starts to choke. Beavis, remembering the ""Him-lick Manure"" poster at Burger World, heads there but gets distracted along the way.

Nov 3, 1994

Todd needs a place to stay while being pursued by a rival gang, so he chooses Butt-head's house and directs the boys to 'act dumb' and keep him safe.

Nov 4, 1994

The boys get jobs as telemarketers; Beavis becomes the top salesman, and Butt-head can't figure out what to do.

Dec 10, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head pledge money to Daria for a walkathon, then have to walk off the money when they can't pay.

Dec 10, 1994

The boys ditch school and work as temps at a real estate agency (and break stuff).

Dec 10, 1994

When Beavis finds a camera, the boys photograph their butts and their ""captains,"" and return the camera for a reward.

Dec 13, 1994

The boys go to the zoo to check out the animals' weiners (and grab snakes).

Dec 16, 1994

The boys become security guards at the mall for Mr. Van Driesen's career day.

Dec 19, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head go to a plastic surgeon to get wiener implants.

Dec 22, 1994

Beavis and Butt-head go to the ""Creatures of Rock"" concert and spend the whole time waiting in line for the toilet.

Dec 26, 1994

After watching ""The Beverly Hillbillies"" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head decide to dig for oil but break a sewage line instead.

Dec 29, 1994

Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers.

Jan 5, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head learn how to be movers and break stuff from two guys who rob the Stevensons.

Jan 25, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut.

Jan 29, 1995

When the boys decide to throw a party so they can 'cop a feel,' it is almost ruined when Stewart and his friends show up, but then Todd arrives and trashes the house.

Jan 29, 1995

Buzzcut orders the boys to take a shower after gym class, when suddenly the fire alarm goes off and they are forced to exit the building clad in only their skivvies.

Feb 9, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head go to the animal shelter to get a dog, and find one that really likes Beavis.

Feb 16, 1995

Imitating a PBS documentary about Ben Franklin, Beavis and Butt-head get struck by lightning, and attract the interest of ""Betsy Wiener"" from ""Decency In Media.""

Feb 23, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland.

Apr 8, 1995

The boys are supposed to sell candy for school, but end up only selling it to each other -- with the same two dollars.

Apr 8, 1995

Mr. Van Driessen teaches the class about animation; Beavis and Butt-head draw hundreds of ""dead people"" for their project, but can't understand why the finished film shows only two.

Jun 5, 1995

Beavis & Butt-head sit in on Mr. Anderson's poker game and try to collect all the cards.

Jun 5, 1995

The school librarian helps Beavis & Butt-head do research for a report on the woman they admire most... they admire her butt.

Jun 6, 1995

The boys are featured on a ""Rescue 911"" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane.

Jun 7, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head try wishing on a bottle hoping their is a genie inside... but the bottle they wish upon only has a dead mouse in it.

Jun 8, 1995

Hilarity ensues as some major intestinal cramps convince Beavis that he might be pregnant.

Jun 9, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head go to a wedding in hopes that they can make out with the bride.

Jul 10, 1995

After watching a horror movie, Beavis and Butt-head run around the neighborhood trying to scare people by screaming at them.

Jul 10, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head get lessons from a panhandler on how to get cash on the streets.

Jul 11, 1995

Beavis & Butt-head find a dead squirrel and try to sell its fur.

Jul 12, 1995

Beavis & Butt-head have to change the oil in the fryer; luckily, there's a gas station next door with plenty of oil...

Jul 13, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head visit a coffee house; Beavis downs gallons of cappuccino and takes the stage as Cornholio.

Aug 7, 1995

Lost in the woods, the boys hear a drumbeat and happen upon Van Driessen and his men's group -- having a monthly drum-banging session to let off steam as they ""wrestle with their manhood."" Beavis tries, and gets...a little carried away.

Aug 7, 1995

Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police.

Aug 8, 1995

The two boys cause huge chaos around Highland playing with a big tire they find at a garage.

Aug 9, 1995

McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients.

Aug 10, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head go to a women's rights meeting and try to hit on some militant feminists.

Sep 11, 1995

Highland High evacuates after receiving a bomb threat. Beavis & Butt-head stay, try to find the bomb, and cause some destruction of their own.

Sep 11, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head plan to fake getting injured so they can get insurance money; real injuries follow.

Sep 12, 1995

Two babes want the boys to change their flat tire, Butt-head learns what not to do with a tire-iron.

Sep 13, 1995

The ""Positive Acting Teens"" group, led by Mr. Graham, seeks to rehabilitate some kids in detention with community service. Fat chance, since those kids happen to be Beavis and Butt-head.

Sep 14, 1995

The boys go investigate a crime scene, Beavis gets arrested after nearly killing Butt-head.

Oct 9, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head put some spanish fly in a milk carton at school. Instead of the chick they were hoping for, the spiked milk is drunk by a jock Beavis later has to wrestle in gym class.

Oct 5, 1995

The boys want to sue a chick in class for sexual harassment because she's constantly giving them ""wood.""

Oct 10, 1995

A bus trip to the mountains ends in disaster for Mr. Van Driessen.

Oct 11, 1995

The boys photocopy a dollar bill and try to use the copies to buy stuff.

Oct 12, 1995

The boys steal Mr. Anderson's steamroller, with predictable results.

Oct 31, 1995

Beavis + Halloween candy = Cornholio, and his quest for more candy and -- of course -- T.P. for his bunghole.

Nov 20, 1995

As a class assignment for the weekend, the boys attempt to solve the mystery, but fall asleep before the arrival of the "Morning Wood Fairy".

Nov 20, 1995

The boys must give oral reports on U.S. history, or face flunking ninth grade; Beavis tells about last week's dinner at Burger World; Butt-head reports on the time he kicked Beavis in the 'nads.

Nov 21, 1995

Beavis and Butt-head try to score with a vice cop who is working undercover as a prostitute.

Nov 22, 1995

The guys follow VanDriessen and his date home, hoping to see them "doing it".

Nov 23, 1995

Beavis gets his arm trapped in a blood pressure testing machine in the supermarket, while Butt-head procrastinates rescuing him.

Dec 19, 1995

In this parody of "A Christmas Carol", Beavis annoys his manager at Burger World by cooking a mouse. Beavis has a dream in which he is the Scrooge-like manager there and Principal McVicker is one of his employees. Beavis is visited by Butt-head, the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future while trying to watch a porno on VHS.

Dec 19, 1995

In this parody of "It's A Wonderful Life", the duo are visited by his guardian angel, who shows Butt-Head that everyone in Highland would have had a better life if he had not been born. In the version of Highland in which Butt-Head had not been born, Anderson's yard is in a much better condition, Burger World has more customers and McVicker still has his hair. Beavis and Stewart are volunteers at a homeless shelter.

Jan 14, 1996

Beavis and Butt-head stumble upon a babysitting job, and, as usual, screw it up.

Jan 14, 1996

Beavis and Butt-head (a.k.a. Gerondo & 'The Pleasure Machine') make videos for a dating service to get chicks.

Jan 15, 1996

Beavis and Butt-head are recruited by Stewart's mom to find her missing little man.

Jan 16, 1996

Fed up with their attempts to get into Todd's gang, Beavis and Butt-head try to form their own.

Jan 17, 1996

Beavis and Butt-head try to grow their own nachos as part of a school project.

Jan 28, 1996

After the new phone book is delivered, the boys decide to call someone, and start repeatedly terrorizing a guy named Harry Sachz with prank calls from the bathroom. Harry gets caller ID and traces the call to Butt-head...who gives him Stewart's address.

Jan 28, 1996

Beavis and Butthead get called into work on a busy day. Butt-head gets out of it and sends Beavis in by himself, then goes in to harass him, and other customers as the restaurant comes to a standstill.

Mar 4, 1996

Mr. Anderson leaves his yard sale to run the local bar for a friend, so Beavis and Butt-head take over and sell, sell, sell...everything.

Mar 4, 1996

Beavis and Butt-head attend a Parent-Teacher Association meeting and make a few suggestions on how to improve their education.

Mar 5, 1996

After Van Driessen falls off his desk and lands in the hospital, the class gets a substitute teacher -- until he falls off the desk, too.

Mar 6, 1996

Mr. Anderson asks Beavis and Butt-head to go shopping for him at the drug store; they buy everything except what was on his list.

Mar 7, 1996

Beavis and Butt-head finally manage to get their hands on some (non-alcoholic) beer and get "fit-shaced".

Jan 26, 1997

The boys get invited to play in a football game; Butt-head gets the crap kicked out of him, while Beavis gets the ball and runs and runs and runs...

Jan 26, 1997

After chugging Burger World's new, high-caffeine ""Volt Cola,"" Beavis transforms into Cornholio and is picked up by the Immigration Department and deported to Mexico as an illegal alien.

Jan 31, 1997

Beavis and Butt-head learn about evolution and dream of scoring as cavemen.

Jan 31, 1997

Over the course of a few hours, the boys attempt to master the subtle techniques of the game...in broad daylight.

Jan 31, 1997

Beavis and Butt-head get to see the film the rest of us guys never got to see in school--for educational reasons only, of course.

Feb 7, 1997

The boys find a wounded baby bird and try to ""take care"" of it.

Feb 7, 1997

Beavis and Butt-head sit in with a group for alcoholics to try to get some beer.

Feb 14, 1997

Beavis and Butt-head go to a lingerie store and feel up the merchandise.

Feb 14, 1997

The boys try to find their own treatment for a nasty case of head lice.

Feb 21, 1997

The boys force Stewart to access porn sites on the internet from school.

Feb 21, 1997

Beavis gets a nose bleed and tries just about everything to get it to stop.

Feb 28, 1997

After being congratulated for thwarting an attempted robbery at Burger World, Beavis and Butt-head start ""arresting"" everyone in sight.

Feb 28, 1997

The boys decide to get skull earrings -- piercing their own ears is the hard part.

Mar 7, 1997

After school closes for a holiday, just about everything goes well for the boys in their "perfect day."

Mar 7, 1997

The boys decide to take a stand and go on strike -- to get out of work.

Mar 14, 1997

Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-head says and does. Beavis starts repeating everything Butt-head says and does.

Mar 14, 1997

After the TV goes out, the boys sleep through four disasters that ravage their town.

Mar 28, 1997

After watching infomercials, the boys go for a jog and mix a super muscle drink at Stewart's place -- destroying the house in the process.

Mar 28, 1997

Beavis and Butt-head miss the schoolbus and decide to take a shortcut home.

Jul 18, 1997

Butt-head orders a mail-order bride from Russia to ""get some;"" Beavis wants to watch.

Jul 18, 1997

Burger World starts a new delivery service; the boys make the first -- and last -- run.

Jul 25, 1997

During wood shop class the boys saw everything they can get their hands on, Beavis then must be rushed to the hospital after an accident happens involving tons of blood, the table saw, and Beavis's finger.

Jul 25, 1997

Stewart's family gets a satellite dish; the boys try to enjoy 200 channels of violence despite Stew's mom.

Aug 1, 1997

Beavis and Butt-head find a can of root beer and really, really... really shake it up before they open it.

Aug 1, 1997

The guys decide to start a band, get a gig, pick a cool name, break up and reminisce about it...all in one day.

Aug 8, 1997

The boys visit an impotence specialist to find out why they're not scoring.

Aug 8, 1997

Beavis follows the advice of a motivational speaker and "Seizes the Power."

Aug 15, 1997

The guys have fun with a shopping cart; hilarity ensues.

Aug 15, 1997

After watching infomercials, Beavis and Butt-head invent the ""Butt Scratcher 2000""and try to sell it.

Aug 22, 1997

Beavis and Butt-head try to kill a fly, and almost kill each other.

Aug 22, 1997

The boys hang out with a drunken Todd and learn all his secrets on being cool.

Nov 4, 1997

Beavis and Butt-head try to earn workman's compensation...the hard way.

Nov 4, 1997

The boys drive Principal McVicker insane, sending him to a mental home.

Nov 18, 1997

Mr. Van Driessen holds a mock graduation to build the class's self-esteem. Beavis and Butt-head think it's the real thing and rejoice that they can get on with their lives.

Nov 18, 1997

The school's guidance counselor tries to help the boys figure out what their futures hold.

Nov 18, 1997

The boys sit in on a speech therapy class and improve their vocabulary.

Nov 25, 1997

Recall a time when life was simpler as Beavis, Butt-head and other Highland residents fill in for the Cleaver family.

Nov 25, 1997

Butt-head rushes Beavis to the emergency room after an accident involving smoke, fire...and Beavis' butt.

Nov 25, 1997

Mr. Buzzcut demands a report about our country's forefathers from the boys; they imagine themselves as various figures in American history.

Nov 28, 1997

After a three week absence from school, the principal's office calls 'the house' to learn the whereabouts of the boys...only to learn that they are dead.

Oct 27, 2011

Beavis and Butt-head watch Twilight, which gives them the idea to become vampires or werewolves to look attractive in order to pick up girls.

Oct 27, 2011

While eating a chili dog, Beavis sniffs a piece of onion and begins to tear up, but Butt-Head mistakes it for crying and mocks Beavis relentlessly.

Nov 3, 2011

After watching an old movie, Beavis and Butt-Head ask a man for his daughter's "hand".

Nov 3, 2011

Beavis and Butt-Head get jobs working at a computer tech support center, a position for which they are woefully under-qualified.

Nov 10, 2011

Beavis screws an action figure into his hand and has to go the hospital. At the hospital, a cult sees him as the second coming of the Messiah after he transforms into his alter ego, The Great Cornholio.

Nov 10, 2011

The boys go on a field trip to a military base and wind up in the virtual pilot seats of drone planes on an Afghan mission, thinking that it is Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas with planes.

Nov 17, 2011

In a parody of Super Size Me, the duo makes a documentary about teenage obesity, eating fast food for 30 days straight.

Nov 17, 2011

At Burger World, Butt-head realizes that he gets paid when he goes to the bathroom.

Dec 1, 2011

Beavis and Butt-head discover that they have a rat in the house and try to catch it.

Dec 1, 2011

An oil spill draws hot hippies to the shoreline.

Dec 1, 2011

Beavis and Butt-head hope the apocalypse helps them score.

Dec 1, 2011

The boys consider religion when it gets them out of class.

Dec 8, 2011

Beavis struggles to refrain from copying his butt.

Dec 8, 2011

The boys are mistaken for drug dealers when they visit an adult-film set.

Dec 15, 2011

No license, no money, no problem! Beavis and Butt-Head shanghai a used car salesman on a joyride that leaves the car in pieces. Will they walk away from this one, or is everything wrecked for good?

Dec 15, 2011

Beavis and Butt-Head become ace bounty hunters after a chance meeting with a reality TV star in a hardware store. Will these vigilantes land a real fugitive? They soon find out catching criminals takes more than mullets and sleeveless shirts!

Dec 15, 2011

On a field trip, Beavis and Butt-Head fall asleep in a school bus and wake up -- in 1832? A colonial village sends the boys through a time loop. Will they keep Van Driessen from being born in the past, or just ruin his life in the present?

Dec 15, 2011

After seeing some hot chicks get massages in the food court, things get all touchy-feely when Beavis and Butt-Head open up a massage stand of their own. But the situation gets tense when these idiots take on some rival masseuses.

Dec 22, 2011

Concerned with the boys' impact on the school's public funding, Principal McVicker organizes intensive tutoring in order to help Beavis and Butt-Head prepare for the state standardized test.

Dec 22, 2011

Beavis and Butt-Head can't handle the truth! After witnessing a brutal beating that leaves one man out cold, will the boys lie under oath to protect their idol Todd? If they screw up, there's a serious butt-kicking on the docket, Todd-style.

Dec 29, 2011

The duo mistake an abortion clinic for a whorehouse, and try to score with the many women there.

Dec 29, 2011

Beavis and Butt-Head get trapped in an elevator with an attractive woman and do all they can to escape.