What It's Like Being Alone

Jun 26, 2006

Lucy discovers that not only is she an orphan but she is also not a princess.

Jul 3, 2006

After Brian Brain is rejected by like-minded Adopters, he creates robotic parents to fill the void.

Jul 10, 2006

Princess Lucy accidentally clones herself in an effort to find the perfect BFF.

Jul 17, 2006

The Orphans put on a play to prospective Adopters, with disastrous results.

Jul 24, 2006

Aldous has a chance to avoid a deadly curse by being adopted by Corporate Executives.

Jul 31, 2006

Reverend Gamble mistakes Charlie for the Devil, until the real Satan shows up looking for his son.

Aug 7, 2006

After a shiny, new orphanage appears overnight, Brian Brain realizes he wouldn't give up being a free-thinker for all the power and possessions in the world.

Aug 14, 2006

Sammy is convinced he's being watched by a TV audience, and is consequently diagnosed by Brian Brain as being a megalomaniac.

Aug 21, 2006

After a bad day, the Orphans try to find true happiness in the hapless forest.

Aug 28, 2006

Princess Lucy obsesses over the high she gets from gambling, resulting in dire consequences.

Sep 4, 2006

Armie takes up smoking after idolizing Cool Carl, the only Orphan ever to be adopted from the Gurney.

Sep 11, 2006

After all the Orphans come down with the flu, a reformed wicked witch, Karen, is hired to get them under control.

Sep 18, 2006

Famed A-list Director, Steven Franchise, has the Orphans compete by making films to impress him into adopting them.