Time Gentlemen Please

Sep 11, 2000

The guv bars all women from his pub until a sexy Australian arrives looking for a job.

Sep 18, 2000

Ms. Jackson proposes a gay night for the pub.

Sep 25, 2000

The pub celebrates Terry's birthday. Janet tries to make Steve jealous.

Oct 2, 2000

The guv tries to stand up to Greg Thompson after Leslie beats up Greg's nephew.

Oct 9, 2000

Guv is nominated for the Grand Order of Barstewards.

Oct 16, 2000

A heatwave inside the pub makes Janet crazy. The guv prepares for his first date in a year.

Oct 23, 2000

The beer garden is changed into a car park, but work is halted when human remains are found.

Oct 30, 2000

The remains reveal that the pub is sitting on the site of the oldest pub in Britain.

Nov 6, 2000

The Guv is missing his son on his birthday.

Nov 13, 2000

The guv's free-drinks-for-pensioners special backfires.

Nov 20, 2000

Ms. Jackson makes a surprise inspection. Terry gets engaged ... again.

Nov 27, 2000

The pub squares off against the Queen of Hearts on Fact Hunt.

Dec 4, 2000

A slimy salesman convinces the guv to sell Irish stout.

Dec 11, 2000

The Guv visits Tony Harris in hospital.

Dec 18, 2000

The Guv tries to cheer up Janet while a drug dealer takes up residence in Pops' chair.

Dec 25, 2000

The Guv prepares Christmas dinner at the pub.

Jan 1, 2001

Greg Thompson lures the regular to the Queen of Hearts to meet ""Cheeky"" Alan Supple.

Jan 8, 2001

The guv's favorite classmate at the academy returns.

Jan 15, 2001

Ms. Jackson reveals that she's pregnant.

Jan 22, 2001

Terry mourns for his late mother.

Jan 29, 2001

Janets boyfriend visits from Australia. Terry romances Lesley.

Feb 5, 2001

Terry prepares for his wedding until a secret is revealed. Greg proposes to Janet.

Dec 25, 2001

The pub's regulars try to get the guv out of bed after ten months of seclusion.

Jan 30, 2002

Al can't pour a pint without Steve and Janet, making his regulars face sobriety.

Feb 6, 2002

Ms. Jackson wants to repaint the pub's signs, but no one can remember the name of the pub.

Feb 13, 2002

Irishmen and an evil leprechaun threaten to take over the pub.

Feb 20, 2002

Al and Terry struggle to keep Tony Harris from spending his birthday passed out in the gutter.

Feb 27, 2002

Leslie leaves Lesley for Connie. The prof tries to invent the neverending pint.

Mar 6, 2002

Ms. Jackson's father forces Connie to pose nude for a pub calendar.

Mar 13, 2002

The brewery orders the rustification of the pub.

Mar 20, 2002

Terry decides to eat only ploughmans lunches. Connie prepares for her philosophy exam.

Mar 27, 2002

The guv crashes the Secret Barstewards' Annual Invitation Only Ball.

Apr 3, 2002

Ms. Jackson hires a celebrity cook for The Cowshed.

Apr 10, 2002

Al's ""barman's hands"" becomes public meaning he must go to therapy.

Apr 17, 2002

Al enters therapy with Ms. Jackson's twin sister.

Apr 24, 2002

Greg finds religion.

May 1, 2002

The man who stole Al's wife returns from France.