

My Mother the Car
The story of the relationship between a man and his mother, the latter having been reincarnated as a 1928 Porter automobile.
Cast

Ann Sothern
Gladys Crabtree

Cindy Eilbacher
Cindy Crabtree

Jerry Van Dyke
Dave Crabtree

Maggie Pierce
Barbara Crabtree
Seasons

E1Come Honk Your Horn
Sep 14, 1965
Lawyer Dave Crabtree's troubles begin with the purchase of a decrepit 1928 Porter that claims through the radio to be his mother. Wife, Barbara doesn't want the old wreck but it has an overwhelming appeal for Captain Manzini, a very persistent antique car collector.

E2The De-Fenders
Sep 21, 1965
Dave fears for his mother's safety when car strippers are reported in the neighborhood.

E3What Makes Auntie Freeze
Sep 28, 1965
As Dave drives up the mountains, Mother gets higher and higher from the alcohol in her antifreeze.

E4Lassie, I Mean Mother, Come Home
Oct 5, 1965
When Dave neglects to set the parking break after parking on a hill, Mother rolls into an open van that is bound for Mexico.

E5Burned at the Steak
Oct 12, 1965
Dave's mother badgers him into patching up the quarrel between the battling newlywed couple who lives next door.

E6I'm Through Being a Nice Guy
Oct 19, 1965
In a desperate effort to get the car away from Dave, Captain Manzini resorts to: Operation Unscrupulous, replacing the car with an exact replica.

E7Lights, Camera, Mother
Oct 26, 1965
Dave gets back at his neighbors who are petitioning him to get rid of his antique eyesore by starring the car in a TV commercial.

E8The Captain Manzini Grand Prix
Nov 2, 1965
Captain Manzini goads Dave into racing the car against England's foremost distance walker with Mother as the stakes.

E9TV or Not TV
Nov 9, 1965
Dave's mother is tired of spending night after night in a dark garage so she tries to get Dave to by her a TV set.

E10My Son, the Ventriloquist
Nov 16, 1965
Dave's mother and the rest of his family all want air conditioners. So to handle the expense, Dave must land the account of high living Franklyn Hotchkiss.

E11My Son, the Judge
Nov 23, 1965
Mother tells Dave how to impress two stiffnecked council members who are interviewing prospects for judgeship in the domestic relations court.

E12And Leave the Drive-In to Us
Nov 30, 1965
Dave's mother wants to celebrate her birthday by seeing a surf movie featuring her favorite actor, at a chilly open-air theater.

E13For Whom the Horn Honks
Dec 7, 1965
Dave hears that Captain Manzini is dying but Mother warns him that Captain Manzini is up to something.

E14Hey Lady, Your Slip Isn't Showing
Dec 14, 1965
Dave's mother in-law arrives for a visit and it's soon apparent that there is one mother too many on the scene.

E15Many Happy No-Returns
Dec 21, 1965
Mother is furious when she learns that Dave intends to let Barbara choose her own Christmas present.

E16Shine On, Shine On, Honeymoon
Dec 28, 1965
After being married for 8 years, Barbara and Dave decide to go on a honeymoon. However, Barbara's mother, an astrology nut, warns them of impending danger.

E17I Remember Mama, Why Can't You Remember Me?
Jan 4, 1966
A collision with a truck leaves Mother with amnesia and Dave with a problem, how to bring back a car's memory.

E18Goldporter
Jan 11, 1966
Captain Manzini's uncle Louie, the head of a secret organization called DURC, says his hypnotic drug will make Dave agreeable to any request such as selling Mother.

E19The Incredible Shrinking Car
Jan 18, 1966
Captain Manzini offers Dave one last chance to sell his antique car before using a molecular compressor to shrink it to the size of a small toy.

E20I'd Rather Do it Myself, Mother
Jan 25, 1966
When the housework gets Barbara down, Dave surprises her by hiring a maid who's unbearably efficient.

E21You Can't Get There From Here
Feb 1, 1966
While driving the kids to camp, Dave is stopped by a sheriff who asks him for his driver's license and discovers that it has expired.

E22A Riddler on the Roof
Feb 8, 1966
How can a car prevent a murder? That's what Mother has to figure out after she overhears three thugs plot the assassination of a visiting dignitary.

E23My Son, the Criminal
Feb 15, 1966
Mr. Kroot, the postman, know two thing about Dave. He saw Dave cementing the garage floor and also heard him say something about his mother not complaining anymore. So Kroot concludes that Dave has done his old lady in.

E24An Unreasonable Facsimile
Feb 22, 1966
Captain Manzini transforms a Swedish sailor into a lookalike, talkalike replica of Dave and smuggles him into the Crabtree household.

E25Over the Hill to the Junkyard
Mar 1, 1966
The future looks mighty bleak for Dave's mother when Barbara wins a new limousine in a supermarket drawing.

E26It Might as Well Be Spring as Not
Mar 8, 1966
It's mutual love at first sight for Mother and wealthy Conrad Byron who offers to trade him limousine and chauffeur for Dave's car.

E27Absorba the Greek
Mar 15, 1966
Prudish building owner, Henry Heckendorn asks Dave to help him try to close the Greek Grotto, a notorious night club but Dave's mother suspects Heckendorn's motives.

E28The Blabbermouth
Mar 22, 1966
Dave returns from work too exhausted to think straight and he accidentally lets it slip that the car is really his mother.

E29When You Wish Upon a Car
Mar 29, 1966
Dave's mother allows the children to think that she like, Aladdin's lamp, can grant any wish.

E30Desperate Minutes
Apr 5, 1966
A gun totting jewel thief and his moll are using the Crabtree house as a hideout.
Storyline
The story of the relationship between a man and his mother, the latter having been reincarnated as a 1928 Porter automobile.
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