MAD
Season 3 Episode 2 - Yawn Carter / Franklin and Crash
After receiving a device from Abin Sur, John Carter teleported to Mars. There he meets Marvin the Martian who dubs him "Yawn Carter" for his long winded boring back story. Marvin asks Carter for his help to fight their civil war, but Carter is reluctant since he would rather search for gold. Marvin's dog K-9 grabs Carter and takes him to their village. Seeing that he has survived the trip, it is declared that Carter has super powers that can be useful in the war. While there Carter is greeted by the princess Dejah Thoris, who informs him that she has be betrothed to J'onn J'onzz a man she does not love. J'onzz has Carter arrested for fraternizing with Thoris. As punishment, Carter is pitted to a fight to the death with ravenous Bruno Mars. Carter manages to kill Mars, escape to the arena, and crash the wedding. However, Carter learns that the entire events were just an elaborate plan for Thoris to get an engagement ring. As Carter declares his feelings and gives her a diamond ring, Thoris teleports Carter back to Earth. / Trial lawyer, Jared Franklin is paired with Crash Bandicoot. Together the two must defend the Prince of the Cosmos who has been accused of property damage from creating large katamaris. At the trial, prosecutor Sonic the Hedgehog presents compelling video evidence showing the Prince in the process of creating various katamaris. Finally, the Prince calls upon his father, the King, who explains that the Prince's activities were to help repopulate the cosmos with new stars, as the King accidentally did away with all the old stars. As he speaks, the King takes the entire courthouse and hurls it into space to make it the final star in the Alfred E. Newman constellation. / Also: Madvent Calendar, Burglar Disguised as a Raccoon, Sports Drink Drink, RPG Nerd Has to Get a Life, Alfred E. Neuman for President Celebrity Endorsement, The Woman in Back, Spy vs. Spy, and Mini Golf
Episodes in Season 3
The Iron Giant Lady / Raising a New Hope
11 min
Yawn Carter / Franklin and Crash
11 min
Battleship vs. Titanic / Jurassic Parks and Rec
11 min
Betty White and the Huntsman / Ancient Greek Mythbusters
11 min
I Am Lorax / Modern Family Circus
11 min
This Means War Machine / iCharlie
11 min
The Mixed Martial Artist / Aquaman vs. Wild
11 min
The Blunder Games / The Poop-seidon Adventure
11 min
Average-ers / Legend of Dora
11 min
Men In Black to the Future / Pokémon Of Interest
11 min
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Icarus /The Adjustment Burro
11 min
Taking Nemo / Once Upon a Toon
11 min
Outtagascar / F·I·E·N·D·S
11 min
The Amazing Spider-Minaj / Go, Dragon Ball, Go!
11 min
FrankenWinnie / ParaMorgan
11 min
Dark Knight at the Museum; Lemming Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Video Game Deaths
11 min
Total Recall Me Maybe / Asgardigans
11 min
Bourne Leg-a-Turkey / PilGrimm
11 min
Here Comes the Doom; Brain Purge
11 min
Fantastic Four Christmases; Red and White Collar
11 min
The Hip Hobbit; The Monday Project
11 min
The Perks of Being a Wall Crawler; Regular Shogun Warriors
11 min
Twilight Breaking Down; GOllum On
11 min
Life of Rhyme; Here Comes Yogi Boo Boo
11 min
James Bond: Reply All; Randy Savage: 9th Grade Wrestler
11 min
George Washington: Cherry Tree Chopper; Star Wars Earned Stripes
11 min
