Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist
Season 5 Episode 13 - Paranoia
Ben wakes Katz up in the middle of the night, claiming to hear a noise. Katz hears it too, and they both think they're being burglarized. After first trying to scare off the burglar (""I'm sure glad they haven't outlawed semi-automatic weapons in the city yet!""), they give up (""Help yourself, take whatever you want, just lock up when you're done""). Turns out the burglar doesn't get in, but Katz and Ben over-react -- oddly, this time it's Katz who over-reacts more. They get new locks and bars on the windows, and Ben wants a hamster. Katz tells Julie and Stan that a home is burglarized every 15 minutes, and that he can't believe he called 911 and was told he had the wrong number. (Stan: ""Did you dial N-I-N-E-one-one?"" Katz: ""OK, you win, you're the stupidest guy in the bar."") Katz suggests a lower peephole, in case the burglar is a midget. Why? Because every horror movie he's seen has an evil midget in it. (Movies mentioned: ""Midget Killers,"" ""I'm Small and You're Dead,"" ""Too Small to Let
Episodes in Season 5
Old Man
30 min
Fanny Pack
30 min
Metaphors
30 min
Movies
30 min
Ticket
30 min
Phone Luv
30 min
Chain Letter
30 min
Babysitting Ben
30 min
Miles Away
30 min
London Broil
30 min
Feng Shui
30 min
Alderman
30 min
Paranoia
30 min
Waltz
30 min
Anniversary
30 min
Community Theater
30 min
Ping-Pong
30 min
Thanksgiving
30 min
