S01E01SpongeBob and Patrick Go to Jail!

Welcome to Bikini Bottom Inquirer where investigative thrills are packed to the gills! I'm your host Perch Perkins with the latest local news! Here's today's rundown: Intro + Top Stories Community Poll: Most Handsome Man in Bikini Bottom NEWSFLASH: Beware of These Pranks Local Fry Cook and Unemployed Starfish's Bare Brawl Talking Squirrel Seen Flying a Rocket Ghosts in Bikini Bottom Perch Phone: Squilliam Fancyson, Bubble Bass, and DoodleBob The Lurch Report: Exclusive Interview with a Ghost BREAKING NEWS: The Krusty Krab is Haunted Community Poll Results + Outro