S01E01The Phantom of the Open Hearth Lives -- Somewhere in Indiana

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...One Man's Version of Heaven Is a Super Howard Johnson's with 28 Flavors and No Lines for the Rest Room

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...The End of an Era -- Riding the 'City of Los Angeles' on Its Last Journey Across the American West

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A Bunch of the Boys Were Whooping It Up at the Malamute Saloon

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There's More to Life Than a Hostess Twinkie

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And the Bad Guys Are Back on the Shore, Shaking Their Fists

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The Perpetual Swish of Windshield Wipers Is the Soundtrack of Our Lives

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It Won't Always Be This Way

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...From Its Golden, Ice-cold Depths Come the Echos of Lost Battles, the Sound of Ancient Victories, the Noise of a Million Ball Games

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I Might Even Snag One for Old Ahab Himself

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When There's No Place to Go But Up

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Like All Great Inner-Tube Specialists, He Finally Made the Classic Mistake

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Make School or Die