You're Not a Monster
Max Seward's patients really are the horrifying monsters they think they are... because they really are horrifying monsters. But as this para-therapist struggles with his own demons - and his vampire great-grandfather who left him his practice - he learns that the only thing worse than being undead is being unloved.
Cast
Seasons & Episodes
E1Night of the Living
Sep 27, 2019
Max seeks advice from his undead ancestor John while treating a zombie with a broken (and oozing) heart.
E2Too Possessive
Sep 27, 2019
A demon haunts Max, possessing everyone around him for free therapy.
E3A Hiss is Just a Hiss
Sep 27, 2019
A Medusa patient finds that love is blind but still turns to stone.
E4It's Aliiiiiiive! And Depresssssed!
Sep 27, 2019
Still upset about his ex, Max tries to help a Frankenstein who's also falling apart, figuratively and literally.
E5A Demon Can Dream
Sep 27, 2019
A sleep-deprived Max helps his succubus secretary Nia, who's struggling with her own past demons.
E6Headless Over Heels
Sep 27, 2019
Max plays monster matchmaker, resulting in a match made in the opposite of heaven.
E7Masking Your Problems
Sep 27, 2019
Max worries he can't treat people, only monsters, but the Invisible Man teaches him that appearances can be deceiving.
E8Half Over It
Sep 27, 2019
A mermaid (Amber Ruffin) and a musical phantom (Joel Kim Booster) are in love - and out of tune.
E9Dead Tech
Sep 27, 2019
The ghost girl from 'The Ring' (Milana Vayntrub) struggles to adapt now that VHS is a thing of the past.
E10The Transylvania Twist
Sep 27, 2019
Max's relationship issues get complicated, while his vampire great-grandfather John reconnects with the reincarnation of a lost love.
Videos
Storyline
Max Seward's patients really are the horrifying monsters they think they are... because they really are horrifying monsters. But as this para-therapist struggles with his own demons - and his vampire great-grandfather who left him his practice - he learns that the only thing worse than being undead is being unloved.
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