The Brak Show

Dec 21, 2000

Zorak convinces Brak he will be more popular at school if he steals the mascot from rival Jerkwater High School.

Sep 2, 2001

Brak promises to take care of Mr. Thundercleese's goldfish, Mr. Tickles, while he is away. Goldfish eat ham don't they?

Sep 2, 2001

Brak and Zorak fail to get their homework done on time, so they borrow a time machine to go back and set things right.

Sep 9, 2001

After an altercation with a robot sent to kill Thundercleese, Zorak coughs up a lump from his throat; miraculously, he now has a beautiful man-voice.

Sep 9, 2001

Brak is upset because Zorak made him get rid of his lobster doll, Hippo.

Oct 21, 2001

When an alien blob named Mobab falls in love with Mom and takes her away to his home planet, Dad realizes how much he needs her and he and Brak go into outer space to save her.

Nov 4, 2001

Thundercleese finds his powers have been deactivated by his creators, which is a bad thing as there is an asteroid heading for Earth. Dad and Brak go off to get Thundercleese's powers back in time to save the world, and blast Zorak to pieces.

Dec 2, 2001

Brak and company attempt to raise money to save Senor Science by putting on a musical.

Dec 30, 2001

Brak's father reads that a huge staring contest is in town. He tells Brak of how he was the best starer in the 70's. Brak wants to be a good starer too. Brak loses to his dad and trys again. He loses, again. Then, Zorak comes in and challenges Brak's father to a staring contest. Zorak doesn't fall for dad's tricks. A few minutes later, a wasp comes in the house and stings Zorak's eye. Zorak won't blink anyway. Even more wasps come in and sting Zorak's eyes and he still won't blink. Brak's mom calls an ambulence and they take Zorak away. Suddenly, a huge eye comes in. It's the eye. After a to be continued, Brak's dad refuses to stare.

Apr 14, 2002

While watching his favorite cop show, 'Schnozzo', Brak tells Zorak that he wants to get some action. Brak asks Dad and Mom for some advice. They give Brak some help passed down from Brak's Grandfather, Poppy, which Brak puts to use.

Apr 28, 2002

Zorak has set up a booth were children give him money to beat them up. Unfortunately, the business has been taken over by Butch.

May 12, 2002

Brak tries to get out of going to school to avoid dissecting a clam in Biology class.

May 26, 2002

Dad decides to run for President of the neighborhood association. Unfortunately, he doesn't know that the incumbent Galrog, used to be a terrible planet-eating monster.

Nov 3, 2002

With high hopes of winning a fabulous spa resort vacation, Brak enters a rap contest. Rapper Cee-lo guest stars.

Nov 10, 2002

Dad and Thundercleese are in the midst of a neighborhood feud. Weird Al Yankovic guest stars.

Nov 17, 2002

Brak gets grounded and decides to run away from home. Special guest Space Ghost arrives at the house to arrest Brak for crimes he has committed in the future.

Nov 24, 2002

Brak has a devoted admirer which is initially quite flattering. But, when the admirer starts imitating him, Brak worries that he might be replaced.

Dec 1, 2002

Dad believes the Mothership will take him away to be king of the alien world. Meanwhile, Zorak begins a relationship with an interesting alien named Pepper. Sisto joins the aliens on the Mothership for dinner.

Dec 15, 2002

Brak, Mom, Dad and Thunderclese have been inivited over to dinner at the neighbor's house. The neighbor include Franklin (A nervous dad whose nose always seems to be growing) Rhodna (A mother who lives in a steel box that keeps talking about everyone's judgement) and the son (A big fat guy that looks like a baby that can barley move around).

Dec 29, 2002

Brak wants to go to work with Father for ""Go To Work with your Father Day"". Brak's mom tells Brak the truth that Father doesn't work. Father shows mother a secret underground base, where he works for no money keeping Earth safe. Brak's mom forces him to get a real job at the local Ice Cream Shop. Meanwhile, Alien Ants from Outer Space attack while Father is away from his old job...

Oct 5, 2003

The Brak Family Players present their take on the classic Hamlet story.

Oct 12, 2003

Brak's father offers to help Thundercleese win the heart of his true love. Zorak burns things.

Oct 19, 2003

Brak's father enlists the aid of a secret agent to pull off a caper.

Oct 26, 2003

Mom and Dad are involved in an accident that must be kept secret.

Nov 2, 2003

After being bitten by a radioactive camel, Dad is given super-powers.

Nov 9, 2003

Brak wins a cereal contest, giving him his own TV show.

Nov 16, 2003

The Brak Family Players present their take on a soap opera. Mom was blinded in a freak accident; Dad is an oil millionaire {but also a famous billionaire secret even to him}. Brak has married his love, Connie. Zorak is a skin-bleached breast surgeon.

Dec 31, 2003

Brak decides that living in a cardboard box will help land him an impressive girlfriend.