Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures

Sep 28, 2011

Gus & Geoff encountering some rude passengers on their flight to San Diego.

Sep 30, 2011

Burnie and his fight to get a statue of him erected in Burnie, Tasmania.

Sep 30, 2011

Geoff and his experience with lightning and a surly tow truck driver.

Sep 30, 2011

Gavin and his work with a professional stunt driver who had an accident.

Sep 30, 2011

Geoff and his advice on how to raise a child.

Sep 30, 2011

Watch as Burnie trolls frightened airplane passengers, Gavin experiences America in its purest form, a misplaced phone upsets Burnie and Gus' car gets egged.

Sep 30, 2011

Watch as young Geoff gets an adult in trouble, the podcast crew meets "the man", and young Burnie thinks he may have set a world record.

Sep 30, 2011

The first part of the story of Geoff and Griffon in New Orleans.

Sep 30, 2011

The conclusion of Geoff and Griffon's eventful trip to New Orleans.

Sep 30, 2011

Gus shows the "situation" to some people at PAX East, Burnie learns what "cribbing" is.

Sep 30, 2011

A story about two idiots and their questions about stromboli and soda machines.

Sep 30, 2011

Millie's learning how to use the threat of violence to get what she wants. Additionally, Gus and Geoff revisit their discussion about why the rules on a plane are important. Finally, Joel explains why he was right about everything.

Oct 5, 2011

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #13 shows the Rooster Teeth crew recreating a gaming industry party and tells the story of Burnie's older brother trolling him into thinking Dawn of the Dead was based on a true story.

Oct 11, 2011

Oct 19, 2011

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #15 shows Gus' true colors once he is under the effects of mind altering drugs.

Oct 26, 2011

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #16 tells of the things Kara enjoys most about her job at Rooster Teeth. As a bonus in this episode, Joel talks about Geoff's fancy grill.

Nov 2, 2011

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #17 shares the RT Crew's thoughts about earthquakes including Matt's first earthquake and Gus' earthquake fetish.

Nov 9, 2011

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #18 is Gus' story about nearly getting hacked to death by a crazed machete wielding maniac in El Paso.

Nov 16, 2011

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #19 is Burnie explaining why he isn't afraid of any animal and claims he can fight any of them.

Nov 23, 2011

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #20 tells the story about Jack's excitement to ride the Shamu plane and Joel's confusion with hospital gowns.

Nov 30, 2011

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #21 is Joel's story about Burnie invading his privacy in a hotel room shower. A steamy situation results.

Dec 6, 2011

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #22 is the story of Burnie and his epic horse punching fight against a hungry horse.

Dec 14, 2011

Dec 21, 2011

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #24 tells how Girls Scouts use their guilt powers to force you to buy cookies. It also tells the story about the homeless guy who was always having his legs cut off.

Dec 28, 2011

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #25 tells how Michael met a drug dealer in New York City with an offer that was difficult to refuse...

Jan 4, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus describing a typical night at a bar with Chris.

Jan 11, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the protagonist from the Portal series. You will also be treated to a discussion between Burnie and his wife where she tries to describe how the Covenant from Halo look.

Jan 17, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will and testament of a travelling salesman.

Jan 25, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work.

Feb 1, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Star Trek story ever told and strategies for good teamwork while playing Left 4 Dead.

Feb 8, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theater you do not want to watch this movie at.

Feb 15, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Brandon gets kicked out of the podcast for getting too political, and Burnie tells the story of an old job Gus used to have where he ran wild with power.

Feb 22, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #33 explains what happened to Joel when he decided to go skydiving once.

Feb 29, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #34 helps you figure out how to determine if someone is truly dead or not. Matt tells a story helping you identify the five signs of death.

Mar 7, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #35 is a re-enactment of a typical conversation with a chat bot trying to talk to a real person.

Mar 14, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.

Mar 21, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...

Mar 28, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the podcast versus his regular speaking voice. Also be amazed at the podcast's first attempt to make a commercial for the Fleshlight. Finally you will be treated to Geoff's analysis of the sport of fishing and why it is a good way to pass the time until you die.

Apr 4, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.

Apr 11, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012.

Apr 18, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of respect that Shepard deserves.

Apr 25, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a flooded house, a poor research assistant, sexual favors and LSD.

May 2, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on how to play the game more effectively.

May 9, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture moving industry.

May 16, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar.

May 23, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie.

May 30, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris at the Rooster Teeth Studio. Be amazed at Chris' vast knowledge of nuts and his ability to figure out a conspiracy.

Jun 6, 2012

A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.

Jun 13, 2012

A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara and we get some helpful sales advice from a former ice cream salesman.

Jun 20, 2012

The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.

Jun 27, 2012

A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.

Jul 4, 2012

Jul 11, 2012

A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.

Jul 18, 2012

Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.

Jul 25, 2012

Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.

Aug 1, 2012

A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....

Aug 8, 2012

What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie grief about his phone.

Aug 15, 2012

Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.

Aug 22, 2012

Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.

Aug 29, 2012

Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.

Sep 5, 2012

Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a one legged man.

Sep 12, 2012

Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gavin makes some very familiar contact with the urinal wall. Gross.

Sep 19, 2012

The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie and Kathleen try to help the idiot.

Sep 26, 2012

Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into his own apartment.

Oct 3, 2012

A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie.

Oct 10, 2012

Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain. In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.

Oct 17, 2012

A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.

Oct 24, 2012

Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office.

Oct 31, 2012

Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.

Nov 7, 2012

A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con.

Nov 14, 2012

Nov 21, 2012

How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.

Nov 28, 2012

A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody, because in the end it was a stupid disagreement.

Dec 5, 2012

Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.

Dec 12, 2012

Ray is faced with an awkward photo op. Can he truly blend into any situation.

Dec 19, 2012

Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team or sober.

Dec 26, 2012

Miles' first experience ever in a strip club.

Jan 2, 2013

Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.

Jan 9, 2013

Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.

Jan 16, 2013

Marshall's secret doorbell.

Jan 23, 2013

The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.

Jan 30, 2013

Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.

Feb 6, 2013

RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.

Feb 13, 2013

Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.

Feb 20, 2013

RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.

Feb 27, 2013

In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.

Mar 6, 2013

RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.

Mar 13, 2013

RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.

Mar 20, 2013

In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.

Mar 27, 2013

We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter.

Apr 3, 2013

RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates.

Apr 10, 2013

RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity.

Apr 17, 2013

Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party.

Apr 24, 2013

RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time.

May 1, 2013

RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past.

May 8, 2013

In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot.

May 15, 2013

In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well.

May 22, 2013

RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.

May 29, 2013

In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.

Jun 5, 2013

In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.

Jun 12, 2013

Like the animated adventure? Check out all of the Rooster Teeth Podcast here: http://bit.ly/slOoBo RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents.

Jun 19, 2013

The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut.

Jun 26, 2013

RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin.

Jul 3, 2013

Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.

Jul 10, 2013

RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it.

Jul 24, 2013

RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas.

Jul 31, 2013

Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny.

Aug 7, 2013

Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs.

Aug 14, 2013

Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.

Aug 21, 2013

RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job.

Aug 28, 2013

Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine.

Sep 4, 2013

Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid.

Sep 11, 2013

Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally.

Jan 4, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #26 is Burnie talking about presenting an award at the Inside Gaming Awards and Gus describing a typical night at a bar with Chris.

Jan 11, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #27 contains a spirited discussion about the proper pronunciation of the name of the protagonist from the Portal series. You will also be treated to a discussion between Burnie and his wife where she tries to describe how the Covenant from Halo look.

Jan 17, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #28 covers Burnie's quest to purchase a dishwasher for the office and the last will and testament of a travelling salesman.

Jan 25, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #29 is Joel's experience meeting a panther while at work. Handy panther tips abound!

Feb 1, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #30 is an explanation of Japanese story telling (according to Burnie), every great Star Trek story ever told and strategies for good teamwork while playing Left 4 Dead.

Feb 8, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #31 describes the ultimate disease apocalypse movie and then describes the exact theater you do not want to watch this movie at.

Feb 15, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #32 is a Gus extravaganza!! Watch as Gus stresses out about producing the podcast, Brandon gets kicked out of the podcast for getting too political, and Burnie tells the story of an old job Gus used to have where he ran wild with power.

Feb 22, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #33 explains what happened to Joel when he decided to go skydiving once.

Feb 29, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #34 helps you figure out how to determine if someone is truly dead or not. Matt tells a story helping you identify the five signs of death.

Mar 7, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #35 is a re-enactment of a typical conversation with a chat bot trying to talk to a real person.

Mar 14, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #36 is a play by play breakdown of how Joel handles a technology crisis in the office.

Mar 21, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #37 gives advice on how to change people's perspectives about you, lets you know what a morning radio show with Marshall and Miles would sound like and also clues you in to how to execute the perfect crime...

Mar 28, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #38 shows Joel's amazing impression of Gus and the peculiarities of Gus' accent on the podcast versus his regular speaking voice. Also be amazed at the podcast's first attempt to make a commercial for the Fleshlight. Finally you will be treated to Geoff's analysis of the sport of fishing and why it is a good way to pass the time until you die.

Apr 4, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #39 explores what the world would be like if we all lived by Google law, explains Monty's work and sleep state, and finally talks about how you could kill yourself with your own brain.

Apr 11, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #40 gives a rundown of what RTX 2011 was like and what you can possibly expect in 2012.

Apr 18, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #41 is a spirited (and spoiler free) discussion about Mass Effect 3 and the level of respect that Shepard deserves.

Apr 25, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #42 shows Gus' retelling of a crazy experiment from the 1960s involving a dolphin, a flooded house, a poor research assistant, sexual favors and LSD.

May 2, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #43 explains why Ashley is awesome in Resident Evil 4 and it also gives some tips on how to play the game more effectively.

May 9, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #44 is a recount of how Brandon and Chris should never consider a job in the furniture moving industry.

May 16, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #45 lets you know how to throw down Jersey Style in case your girlfriend is ever confronted by another man at a bar. Watch and learn!

May 23, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #46 shows the combined detective prowess of Geoff and Gus as they attempt to solve the case of the mysterious sleeping Burnie. As an added bonus you also get to re-live the story of Burnie and the missing shotgun shells at no additional cost!

May 30, 2012

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures #47 is an effective simulation showing you what it would be like to work next to Chris at the Rooster Teeth Studio. Be amazed at Chris' vast knowledge of nuts and his ability to figure out a conspiracy.

Jun 6, 2012

A tale of two Burnies. One sober, one drunk. Two men enter the ring, only one leaves.

Jun 13, 2012

A collection of stories from New York Comic Con all revolving around ice cream. Watch as people mistake Barbara for Kara and we get some helpful sales advice from a former ice cream salesman.

Jun 20, 2012

The grim reality of a world over run by Burnie's alternate personalities. Be afraid.

Jun 27, 2012

A story about Sway's experience visiting the old RT apartment office.

Jul 4, 2012

A tale of a care free spring break at the beach gone horribly wrong, with life altering mental trauma!

Jul 11, 2012

A reminder of how stupid kids can be as well as the dangers of following instructions given to you on the internet.

Jul 18, 2012

Jack explains the most efficient way to control an RC plane with an iPhone and a hot dog as well as Burnie revealing a nefarious plan to break Gus' mind.

Jul 25, 2012

Geoff and Gus shows you how they would handle a disaster in the air if they were pilots.

Aug 1, 2012

A dramatic recreation of a true nerd's worst nightmare....damage to rare collectible cards!

Aug 8, 2012

What happens to Burnie when he loses his cell phone in a cab as well as the instant karma Gavin gets for giving Burnie grief about his phone.

Aug 15, 2012

Gus telling the story of being accosted by someone in a public bathroom.

Aug 22, 2012

Burnie tells the story of what it is like trying to take care of a rowdy drunken Brit while on a business trip.

Aug 29, 2012

Burnie's failed attempt at chivalry on an airplane. Watch as he makes a fool of himself trying to help what he believes are star crossed lovers.

Sep 5, 2012

Gus discusses having to get embarrassing medicines from a pharmacist, programs a robot for fun and takes a leg from a one legged man.

Sep 12, 2012

Burnie finally crosses the line and upsets Gavin by kicking him in the butt at a urinal. Lets just say the result is Gavin makes some very familiar contact with the urinal wall. Gross.

Sep 19, 2012

The story of Geoff and Gus being assholes laughing at someone who is too drunk to take care of themselves while Burnie and Kathleen try to help the idiot.

Sep 26, 2012

Lindsay accidentally locks Michael out of his apartment. Watch Michael use all of his powers to try and get back into his own apartment. Bonus appearance in this episode by Kara the cheerleader!

Oct 3, 2012

A collection of embarrassing stories told by Burnie. Find out how Burnie thought TV worked when he was a kid, his thoughts on porn disposal, and how he got trolled by a potentially murderous nurse at a hospital!

Oct 10, 2012

Stories of Gavin destroying his own brain. In part one of our adventure, Gavin forgets how to read and write, while in part two he goes blind for three days.

Oct 17, 2012

A near fatal accident where Burnie's son almost inadvertently kills a man with a kite. I swear officer, it was an accident.

Oct 24, 2012

Gavin's love of making dumb bets, and Gavin's secret man crush at the Rooster Teeth office. Gossip time!!

Oct 31, 2012

Matt's explaining the full power of Burnie's ability to fall asleep anywhere in an instant.

Nov 7, 2012

A continuation of stories from New York Comic Con. Find out what things Drunk Gus does that Sober Gus would never do! Also, watch as Michael yells at a Frenchman's son!

Nov 14, 2012

Burnie and Geoff handle being fed raw meat in Europe, plus tips on how to deal with Saints Row multiplayer games!

Nov 21, 2012

How great would Gavin be if he were a doctor (not very), and it also shows the ugly consequences of a Peggle celebration that goes a little too extreme.

Nov 28, 2012

A classic tale of conflict between Burnie and Gus. Burnie wants to go to Vegas, but Gus does not. Who will win? Nobody, because in the end it was a stupid disagreement.

Dec 5, 2012

Find out what people's overall opinion is about grapes (positive), Burnie takes a phone call in a weird fashion, and finally Burnie talks about Tupperware.

Dec 12, 2012

Ray is faced with an awkward photo op. Can he truly blend into any situation.

Dec 19, 2012

Burnie's recalling of the time he scored a touchdown at a college football game...despite the fact he wasn't on the team or sober.

Dec 26, 2012

Miles' first experience ever in a strip club.

Jan 2, 2013

Listen as Burnie rants about dropping vegetables and the five second rule. Gus demonstrates his shitty super power! Finally Michael tells everyone why he's skeptical of people who are nice in Texas.

Jan 9, 2013

Miles' panicked attempt to escape a party when the cops show up.

Jan 16, 2013

Marshall's secret doorbell.

Jan 23, 2013

The embarrassing story of how Geoff crashed a Vespa, then got insult added to injury.

Jan 30, 2013

Miles' miserable evening takes a turn for the better when his drunk friend steals a birthday cake.

Feb 6, 2013

RTAA #83 is a trilogy of plane-themed stories told by Geoff. Watch as Matt has trouble going through security, while Gus and Geoff question the integrity of their aircraft and have an awkward encounter with a pilot.

Feb 13, 2013

Gus is taking a one-way trip to Mars just to spite Gavin, and what his life would be like on the Red Planet.

Feb 20, 2013

RTAA #85 is the start of a futile saga wherein Gus tries to get Gavin to wear his headphones the right way, then Burnie gets a rude text, and Gus pees in public and almost lands on the registered sex offender list.

Feb 27, 2013

In RTAA #86 we find Geoff having an awkward encounter with a person he assumed worked at Home Depot, Gus' anger over Gavin's headphones grows, and Marshall's stint of office-living comes to a morbid end.

Mar 6, 2013

RTAA #87 is about how a mysterious "crunking" noise coming from the wall baits Gus into an encounter with a rat living inside his house. Also, Gus tries to cope as the "backwards headphone plague" spreads to other members of the podcast.

Mar 13, 2013

RTAA #88 reveals the origins of Gavin's giant nose and the problems having a schnoz like his can cause when falling. Then, Kara messes up Gus' playtime in true little sister fashion.

Mar 20, 2013

In RTAA #89, Gus has awkward encounters with Lindsay and Miles back when they were lowly interns and undeserving of his attention.

Mar 27, 2013

We've got some Gavin-themed stories for you in RTAA #90! After realizing he's in a lucid dream, Gav gets a little carried away with his super powers. Then, Burnie tries to teach him how to survive a bear encounter. And finally, we have the idiotic conclusion to the headphone saga!

Apr 3, 2013

RTAA #91 has Burnie and Gav retelling the tale of Dan 'the Man" Gruchy's difficulties understanding how menus work and the awkward restaurant interactions it creates. #DanTheMan Audio from RT Podcast #201

Apr 10, 2013

RTAA #92 takes off with two more plane stories, featuring an overly dramatic woman who won't settled for a gluten-full meal, and a plane with suspect mechanical integrity. Make sure your chair is in the upright and locked position, and prepare for HILARITY!

Apr 17, 2013

Drunk Burnie returns in RTAA #93! This time, Burnie is at a PAX East party and has too much to drink, then proceeds to make false toasts at a company dinner, then later, takes it upon himself to kick people out of another party. Audio from RT Podcast #211

Apr 24, 2013

RTAA #94 is all about losing shit. Burnie tells the story of Geoff allegedly losing a check two seconds after he handed to him, and how that trait reminds him of his son, who also loses stuff all the time. Audio from RT Podcast #212

May 1, 2013

RTAA #95 has Burnie demonstrating the perfect way to diffuse the termination of an employee as he fires Gavin on April Fool's Day, Joel playing with his cardboard friends again, and Gus contemplating the stench of the past. Audio from RT Podcast

May 8, 2013

In RTAA #95, Brandon explains to Gus how magnets work after a discussion about the iPhone's compass, and Gus plays along to see just how much Brandon actually doesn't know about science. Spoiler alert: it's a lot. Audio from RT Podcast #134

May 15, 2013

In RTAA #97, Gus talks about a mean squirrel in his yard who used to bully him whenever he'd walk outside, and Miles ditches a blind homeless man in the middle of a conversation because he's a scumbag. Then Lindsay shares an awkward experience she had with a blind person as well. Audio from RT Podcast #209

May 22, 2013

RTAA #98 is a pun-tacular pun-travaganza! Featuring some of Barbara's most groan-inducing puns from throughout the years. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the PUNishment.

May 29, 2013

In RTAA #99, Gus regales the crew with a tale from when he was dating Esther and she didn't believe him to be a real internet celebrity, and Burnie discovers the perfect way to destroy Joel's happiest moment. Audio from RT Podcast #215 and #216.

Jun 5, 2013

In the 100th RTAA, King Gus quests to find his misplaced crown before the podcast peons revolt.

Jun 12, 2013

RTAA #101 is about Gav's Minecraft encounter with a couple of chummy creepers, whom he suspects may be his parents. Audio from "Let's Play: Minecraft #51"

Jun 19, 2013

The mean squirrel tormenting Gus' life returns in RTAA #102. This time, the squirrel acquires a special taste of Gus' nuts. No, not that kind of nut. Audio from RT Podcast #215

Jun 26, 2013

RTAA #103 is full of more stories from Burnie, including the time Jason pulled a prank on him in the middle of a filmmaking panel, more tortuous his older brother did to him, and an encounter with an asshole in Austin. So much Burnie! Audio from RT Podcast

Jul 3, 2013

Geoff recalls fights from his past, specifically the time he tried to fight a man named Porch. That's right, his name was Porch.

Jul 10, 2013

RTAA #105 is all about Ray's pizza treachery. Both he and Gavin order a pizza while watching a movie and when Ray mistakenly takes Gav's pizza thinking it's his, he refuses to admit it. Audio from RT Podcast #220

Jul 24, 2013

RTAA #106 is one of the stories from the gang's trip to Las Vegas. Kyle gets drunk and someone misplaces his bag full of worldly possessions, so it's up to Drunk Detective Miles to track it down! Audio from RT Podcast #221

Jul 31, 2013

Burnie ponders how future cultures will look back on contemporary society, leading him to wonder if ancient Egyptians really did revere cats, or if they also thought they were really funny. Audio from RT Podcast #66

Aug 7, 2013

Gavin tells a story of when the chef from a cooking show he was filming fell in love with him and he failed to pick up on the signs. Audio from RT Podcast #205

Aug 14, 2013

Burnie tells a couple of stories, ranging from his highs and lows in fights, to another trick his cruel brother played on him, this time involving treasure and the sun.

Aug 21, 2013

RTAA Omnibus action! Burnie doesn't know what to do without his phone, Gus yells at Burnie because he doesn't know how to use his phone, and Miles got tired of dealing with people at his bad grocery store job. Audio from RT Podcast

Aug 28, 2013

Miles tells the story of when Kyle got drunk on his 21st birthday, spat on the floor, and thought he was Wolverine. Audio from RT Podcast #221

Sep 4, 2013

Gavin and Geoff talk about what it would be like if they swapped bodies with celebrity couples, and Gav asks what the worst thing Geoff ever did to his mom as a kid. Audio from Let's Build #s 17 & 19

Sep 11, 2013

Barbara is back and punnier than ever in this Animated Adventure. Watch as she delivers even more groan-enducing puns to the RT crew, with even Burnie joining in accidentally. Audio from the RT Podcast

Sep 25, 2013

Joel tells the story of when he was a waiter on the hit show "Ally McBeal," and an embarrassing food situation he got himself into in front of Portia de Rossi and Lucy Liu.

Oct 2, 2013

Burnie tries to cross the border into America, but his son makes things difficult for him, Gavin likes crepes, and Burnie feels weird after asking his doctor for a colonoscopy multiple times.

Oct 9, 2013

RTAA #116 has even more plane stories from the RT guys! Gus is in the security checkpoint when they do bomb drill, Burnie talks about how they don't get nervous on planes, and Gus has a "mini freak-out" over the Pacific. Audio from the RT Podcast #19

Oct 16, 2013

Miles and his high school girlfriend on their way to a date when Miles' dad goes a little insane... Audio from the RT Podcast #202

Oct 23, 2013

In RTAA #118, Burnie has a wet dream in the worst place possible and Kerry demonstrates the power of kindness when robbing a store in GTA V. Audio from RT Podcast

Oct 30, 2013

Burnie talks about how horses are dumb enough to starve themselves, Gavin drinks coffee, and Geoff has a messy accident of his own. Audio from RT Podcast

Nov 6, 2013

Gavin is concerned he may be too relaxed, Gus and Burnie argue about clouds, and Burnie gets mad when he can't find his keys. Audio from RT Podcast

Nov 13, 2013

Geoff tell the story of his pyro friend who caught a field on fire and cost Geoff a puffy jacket. Audio from Let's Build #25

Nov 20, 2013

Gavin talks about Dan's apparent fetish when it comes to girls. Audio from RT Podcast #239

Dec 4, 2013

While at his old job, Michael uses a client's restroom and has to be creative when he clogs the toilet.

Dec 11, 2013

Joel gets into the worst fight ever after failing miserably to throw a bottle. Audio from RT Podcast #245

Dec 18, 2013

Gus tells the story of a man in China who, in a spell of loneliness, decided to cut off his junk, and the aftermath which followed. Audio from RT Podcast #243

Dec 25, 2013

In RTAA #126, Gus wakes up when he dog inaudibly whimpers, Burnie has troubles with Siri, and Brandon is disappointed. Audio from RT Podcast

Dec 31, 2013

In RTAA #127, while in Spain with his mates, Gavin drunkenly attempts to get a woman to take their picture, not realizing she is trying to get somewhere more important...

Jan 8, 2014

Burnie talks about a crazy dream he had wherein Lindsay becomes invisible in her wedding dress and fights the Polish army. Sounds legit. Audio from RT Podcast #246

Jan 15, 2014

Burnie's epic dream concludes with Lindsay facing off with the leader of the Polish army, but he's unlike any foe she's met so far. Meanwhile, Michael deals with the fallout of his bride-to-be disappearing. Will they have a happy ending? Audio from RT Podcast #246

Jan 22, 2014

In RTAA #130, it's Gus' turn to have a crazy dream. He discovers his neighbor is the former head coach of University of Texas football team, and his dog is really a Christmas treat. Audio from RT Podcast #249

Jan 29, 2014

In RTAA #131, the gang plays lazer tag, and things get intense as Michael and Lindsay are pitted against one another. Can love bloom even on a battlefield? Audio from RT Podcast #238

Feb 5, 2014

When a mix-up with the gas company cancels his service, Gus must take matters into his own hands to set things straight. Angry Gus takes no prisoners! Audio from RT Podcast #21

Feb 12, 2014

At the old office, Burnie finally gets his computer back when Gavin goes back to England, but suddenly everyone wants to use it. Then, Burnie tries to explain how muting a user on Twitter works to a caveman. Audio from RT Podcast #32

Feb 19, 2014

Burnie talks about exploring the sewers as a kid, and one time in particular when it became an Indiana Jones adventure. Then, he recalls the time in college some random dudes dropped a freezer on his lawn. Audio from RT Podcast #120

Feb 26, 2014

Gus goes to a wedding, but ends up having to take care of Drunk Esther and gets groped by one of her relatives. Burnie and Gavin talk about their shoe-based fighting style called Kung Shu. Audio from RT Podcast #243

Mar 5, 2014

Michael goes on a stealth mission in the middle of a Let's Play to free Ryan's "pet" cow Edgar from imprisonment. Will his plan succeed? Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #60 & #61

Mar 12, 2014

Michael gets a knock on his door from someone down the hall who needs to call the police. But as the neighbor explains his story on the phone, Michael realizes maybe he is slightly insane. Audio from RT Podcast #257

Mar 19, 2014

Burnie sees a couple having an argument outside his apartments, and, once again trying to be a nice guy, tries to break it up. But the situation is more complex than he was anticipating. Audio from RT Podcast #257

Mar 26, 2014

Burnie tells the story of his kid finding a speeding ticket, and the ensuing shakedown he got as a result. Then, Gavin has another lucid dream, this time involving his family and gems. Audio from RT Podcast #258

Apr 2, 2014

Miles pushes his little brother down the stairs, then thinks of a way to not get blamed for it. Audio from RT Podcast #198

Apr 9, 2014

Matt is disappointed with the lack of fanfare with his lunch. Audio from RT Podcast #257

Apr 16, 2014

Chris curses a baby, Jack eats some cookies, and Burnie smashes some atoms. Audio from RT Podcast #216

Apr 23, 2014

Dan orders a bunch of girly drinks at dinner, thinking they are free. Gus and Gavin re-enact an internet conversation he had with a girl. Audio from RT Podcast #201

Apr 30, 2014

Burnie talks about a shocking game he would play with locals south of the border, and why he one time spontaneously flipped the bird at a school bus. Audio from RT Podcast #265

May 7, 2014

When it's discovered a mouse has taken residence in his apartment, Miles and his roommates try to catch it. Audio from RT Podcast #202

May 14, 2014

Burnie shows Matt around his neighborhood, but Matt doesn't have nice things to say about his neighbor's house. Audio from RT Podcast #257

May 21, 2014

Gavin wonders if the hope of food can stave off starving to death. Audio from RT Podcast #216

May 28, 2014

Millie worries that Geoff is getting too old, and Gus tries to buy a suit. Audio from RT Podcast #114 & 202

Jun 4, 2014

Gus rents a storage unit, but the employees force him to write a review about them on Google Maps.

Jun 11, 2014

Burnie encounter problems on the set of Animated Adventures.

Jun 18, 2014

Brandon learns a lesson about hot cars and soda cans, and Miles and Gus try to play a game of golf in GTA Online. Audio from RT Podcast #133

Jun 25, 2014

Burnie talks about some pranks he tried to pull during Michael and Lindsay's wedding. Audio from RT Pocast #271

Jul 2, 2014

Burnie talks about the ridiculous panel name he and Gus came up with, and Geoff talks about an old girlfriend who had strange characteristics. Audio from RT Podcast #271and Let's Play Minecraft #94

Jul 9, 2014

This week, Burnie and the gang play "Gavin or Google," the guessing game sweeping the Internet. Burnie gives a short phrase to both Gavin and the Google search engine, and Barbara and Gus must guess who returned which phrase, Gavin or Google? Audio from RT Podcast #210 and #237

Jul 30, 2014

Joel has another technical issue that Burnie tries to help with. Burnie talks about a kid who confronts a bully with an surprising outcome.

Aug 7, 2014

The guys discuss some changes in direction that could have ruined Dead Rising 2, Burnie finds a familiar looking rock, and Gus tells people to get off his lawn.

Aug 14, 2014

The guys wonder what it would be like if Godzilla were as grossed out by humans as humans are by bugs.

Aug 21, 2014

Geoff tells the gang about two strange dreams he had, one involving drunk gaming, and the other leading to an accident in his pants.

Sep 4, 2014

Young Geoff almost gets caught stealing cable with his friend in Tennessee.

Sep 11, 2014

Michael shares his cable theft story, which led to a profitable business on the side.

Sep 18, 2014

A simple misunderstanding turns into a security breach scare at the office.

Sep 25, 2014

A broken lock on the bathroom door leads to an awkward encounter for Gus. Joel talks about a friend who specialized in portraying dead bodies.

Oct 2, 2014

Brandon brags about his new George Foreman grill.

Oct 9, 2014

In one of his strangest hypothetical scenarios ever, Gavin wonders what it would be like if you were constantly chased by a snail with a deadly touch.

Oct 16, 2014

Gus gets drunk and destroys someone's creation.

Oct 23, 2014

Gus wants to be a secret pilot, Burnie talks about Rice University's football team, and sends a heartwarming text to Gavin. Audio from RT Podcasts: Secret Pilot - Podcast #281, Rice's Football Team - Podcast #13, Burnie's Message - Podcast #231

Oct 29, 2014

Chris talks about his bathroom habits, and Blaine tries to look cool during an apocalypse. Audio from RT Podcast #287 and #236

Nov 5, 2014

The gang plays Gavin or Google again, this time concerning dogs.

Nov 12, 2014

A fan tries to take a selfie with Burnie at RTX, but is constantly interrupted.

Dec 10, 2014

Geoff tells the tale of how he and his friends put some smooth moves on a couple of fellow high school girls.

Dec 17, 2014

Burnie wonders about what it's like for bugs to get lost, and Geoff steals a ball from Caleb.

Dec 24, 2014

In RTAA #172, Joel starts feeling deathly sick in a movie theater, and Gavin almost cares.

Jan 7, 2015

In RTAA #173, we have a compilation of some of Gavin's weird phrasing when trying to pose academic questions and statements.

Jan 14, 2015

Gavin leaves his cup of coffee in the Achievement Hunter office, and Geoff adds some flavor to it without him knowing. Audio from Let's Play - Call of Duty: Classic

Jan 28, 2015

The Achievement Hunter gang discusses whether a fungus can get an achievement, and debate just who is Pubert Addams. Audio from Let's Play: Minecraft #83

Feb 4, 2015

Chris tells a tale of the time he accidentally peed in an oven, and Gavin surprises a fan wearing a Rooster Teeth shirt out in the wild. Audio from RT Pocast #230 and #235

Feb 18, 2015

Barbara sends a text that sends Burnie into search-and-rescue mode.

Feb 25, 2015

The guys talk about how hard it is to get a hold of helium, and Barbara is unimpressed by a local restaurant. Audio from RT Podcast #159

Mar 4, 2015

Matt talks about the first time they were at Comic Con, and how they upstaged the cast of Superman 2. Audio from RT Podcast #129

Mar 18, 2015

Chris makes his case for how self-driving cars will solve everything wrong with traffic and commuting.

Mar 25, 2015

Yes, Barbara has now made enough puns to make three Animated Adventures about it. She's probably the only one happy about it.

Apr 1, 2015

Miles gets sick in London, which leads to an unfortunate incident involving his pants. You'll never guess what.

Apr 15, 2015

Technology betrays Burnie when it rats him out after he watches some adult-themed media. Audio from RT Podcast #317.

Apr 22, 2015

Gus has a dream where he follows his dog Benjamin into a bar, where he performs an act forbidden in the Sorola household.

Apr 29, 2015

No matter where he goes or what he dreams, Burnie cannot escape the burger he ate for dinner. Audio from RT Podcast #318

May 6, 2015

Jack and Joel pitch a blockbuster movie about Godzilla solving a murder at an all girls school, but they can't seem to agree on the tone for the film.

May 20, 2015

Lindsay tells about how she used to bully church kids to get Pokemon cards, and Matt has to battle to earn his place in the afterlife.

May 27, 2015

Chris, Gus, and Gav talk about what they'd do if they were robbing a house that's on fire.

Jun 3, 2015

Gus and Geoff remember their favorites Drunk Matt moments. Audio from RT Sponsorcast - Parties

Jun 17, 2015

Hope you like puns, because it's time for another installment of Barbara Pun-kelman! This time, Burnie gets in on the action, and Barbara tell a pun so bad Gus and Burnie take the easy way out.

Jun 24, 2015

Gus' story about Drunk Matt lost on/at the Subway brings up a painful memory of loss from Geoff's past. Audio from RT Sponsorcast - Parties

Jul 1, 2015

More drunk stories! This time, Matt gets thrown out of a blackjack table for spilling all the drinks, and Joel also laments being "that guy" when he does it, too.

Jul 14, 2015

Burnie wonders what constitutes a crash for an aircraft, and Gus tells a story about a naughty club he was in with Geoff.

Jul 21, 2015

Michael, Gavin, and Ryan the Naughty Chef try to make an ASMR video.

Jul 28, 2015

Geoff gets drunk at a party without realizing, and freaks out that he might have embarrassed himself.

Aug 4, 2015

Burnie gets confused when someone with a similar name to his gets called up at the airport lounge. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330

Aug 25, 2015

Geoff and Michael have a cool celebrity run-in with Gary Busey! Until they realize he's a crazy person. Audio from Let's Play GTA V: Pacific Standard Job Part 3.

Sep 1, 2015

Burnie gets a call and is uncertain whether he is talking to an annoying robot or an annoying telemarketer. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #323.

Sep 8, 2015

While in France, Burnie desperately searches for food before Ashley becomes hangry. But it's impossible to find food during certain times of the day. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #323 Post Show.

Sep 22, 2015

In the 200th episode special, join us on a magical adventure from a forgotten anime. That's My Uncle follows the adventures of Burnie-san and his fellow Battle Fighter classmates as they try to collect all the Challenge Crystals before the forces of evil. I think?

Sep 29, 2015

Burnie discovers the existence of a very inconvenient switch which shuts down the machinima station at the office. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330.

Oct 6, 2015

Gavin talks about airplane passengers who inconvenienced him. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #327.

Oct 27, 2015

Barbara becomes too acclimated to the Australia lifestyle and has a slip-up during a panel.

Nov 3, 2015

Burnie and Gus talk about their not-so-awesome experiences working with contractors. Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #330:

Nov 17, 2015

Geoff forgets how to express his gratitude. Burnie talks about how Geoff once painted his hallway black. || Audio from Let's Watch: Until Dawn Part 7.

Nov 25, 2015

Gavin and Burnie talk about the annoying things their cats do. Gus talks about a cat who returned home after years in the wild. || Audio from RT Podcast #341.

Dec 1, 2015

Burnie tries to impress Gavin and Dan with his fancy ApplePay phone, but it's less amazing than he thinks. || Audio from RT Podcast #323.

Dec 8, 2015

Miles, Kerry, and Michael have an age-old debate of what's better: Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits, or Olive Garden Breadsticks. Who will emerge victorious? I don't know, but I'm sure the comments section will be a mess. || Audio from RT Podcast #348.

Dec 22, 2015

Geoff has a sex dream for the first time, but it doesn't go as well as he would hope. || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #158.

Dec 29, 2015

Gus, Gavin, and Chris relive some awkward moments they've had while getting a haircut. || Audio from RT Podcast #314.

Jan 5, 2016

Young Chris tries to buy his middle school girlfriend an anniversary present. Blaine shows up early for a party. By like 8 days. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #325.

Jan 19, 2016

Burnie recalls the story of when his college friends kidnapped the Texas A&M mascot, and the ensuing manhunt which followed. || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #250.

Jan 26, 2016

Miles talks about a weird dad (not his) who maybe used to kill people..? || Audio from The Rooster Teeth Podcast #351.

Feb 2, 2016

Geoff has another unsuccessful sex dream, this time with Jenny Slate. Maybe it's a thing with Jenny's? || Audio from Let's Play Minecraft #184.

Feb 16, 2016

After encountering a dog whose job is to sniff for food, Burnie wonders how cushy a job that dog must have compared to other dog jobs. I just like saying dog job over and over. Dog job. || Audio from RT Podcast #354

Feb 23, 2016

Josh comes across a very... forward stripper with a German accent and can't get away. She should hang out with Darque Chocolate. || Audio from RT Podcast #353

Mar 1, 2016

Miles goes on a date, and things are going well, until he screws it up by switching two words. Audio from Sponsor Play - The Evil Within Part 5.

Mar 8, 2016

Geoff tells the story about how one time he hit a deer and had no idea what to do. Then somehow makes the situation even worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #8

Mar 22, 2016

Josh talks about his awesome threesome he had, and how it quickly became not that awesome. Spoiler alert: Poop is involved. Audio from RT Podcast #353

Mar 29, 2016

Blaine recounts a tale of how he tried to be funny by farting on Gus and just embarrassed himself, and Burnie talks about the lengths Blaine will go to in order to get a girl to talk to him. Sad. Audio from RT Podcast #361 Post Show

Apr 5, 2016

Joel struggles to prove his worth to both security and guardians at RTX Australia, but just can't seem to get into the building. Is he even the real Joel Heyman? How can we be sure? Audio from RT Podcast #360

Apr 19, 2016

Geoff and Ryan recount some of their antics from back when they were bored teens living in lame southern towns. Geoff, as you can imagine, does some stuff that's way more screwed up. Audio from Sunday Driving - How Muddy Do You Like It?

Apr 26, 2016

Burnie and Gavin stay at a nice Airbnb with a cool fireplace, but when they go to use it, Gavin realizes the landlord might have left something behind. Audio from RT Podcast #362

May 3, 2016

Gus talks about reaching new heights (or lows) in his human interactions when ordering groceries. Gavin poses the question to the guys about the recovery position, but nobody knows what the hell that is. Audio from RT Podcast #311

May 17, 2016

In this edition of Gavin or Google, Burnie covers accidental furniture assembly, or possible cases of bestiality. Which stupid thing did Gavin say? Let's find out! Audio from RT Podcast #226

May 24, 2016

This is the story all about how Geoff's life got flipped turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, lemme tell you what, this is exactly how Geoff got a dildo up his butt. Audio from Sunday Driving in GTA V – The Married Life

May 31, 2016

Gavin and Lindsay play ABCs of storytelling, where he tries to save some hostages by acquiring some Care Bears for Lindsay. Audio from What is a Fist Roast - On The Spot #45

Jun 7, 2016

Gus and Geoff go to a bar to get some daiquiris, and amuse themselves by starting a fight between two waitresses. Audio from RT Podcast #290

Jun 21, 2016

Burnie discusses the rampant nonexistent dolphin poaching issue among the Rooster Teeth audience. Audio from RT Podcast #364

Jun 28, 2016

Michael talks about how his neighbor's cat always comes to visit them, and Lindsay's obsession with being its friend despite the less-than-hygenic locations it frequents. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #10

Jul 5, 2016

Gus and Burnie discuss the notion of a "best friend."; Geoff pranks his friend Frank by making Griffon pretend to be his girlfriend. Audio from RT Podcast #355

Jul 12, 2016

The AH guys think about what they'd do if they had the Transformers element that transforms into anything. Not surprisingly, it mostly has to do with torturing Gavin. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #9

Jul 19, 2016

Gavin and Geoff hypothesize what a world where your boners made sounds would be like. They also talk about the hottest cast member from the hit '90s sitcom Friends. Who is yours? Comment below. Audio from Let's Build - Storm the Tower

Jul 26, 2016

Geoff confuses Millie about flip flops, Kerry wonders what a life in Japan would be like, and Chris talks about his master plan to become a Ninja Turtle. Audio from Let's Build - Storm the Tower

Aug 2, 2016

Blaine scores with a girl who claims to be a virgin, but finds out later that maybe she was lying. Come to think of it, this is a weird story to tell, why did we animate this? Audio from RT Podcast #366

Aug 9, 2016

While trying to film intros for the podcast, Gus pretends to poop in an alley, but accidentally fronts on a homeless dude's pooping turf and things get awkward. Audio from RT Podcast #366

Aug 16, 2016

Michael spots a dude eating a bagel on his flight and quickly goes from coveting the man's bounty of bagel to being disgusted by the despicable state in which it ends up. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #15

Aug 23, 2016

The intern makes a grave misstep while bringing food to the hungry podcast crew, and Gavin presents a third option to dealing with the remains of dead people: make them trees. Audio from RT Podcast #366

Aug 30, 2016

This week, someone tries to guess Gus' race, Kyle and Miles ponder the certainties in life, and Burnie defends Superman's biggest weakness. Let's be real though, standing next to a rock making you lose your powers is pretty lame. Fight me, nerds. Audio from RT Podcast #363 #365

Sep 6, 2016

Miles goes on a zombie run, but it turns out to be less of a run and more of a fall-on-your-ass for him. Embarrassing. Audio from Sponsor Play - Alien Isolation, Part 7

Sep 13, 2016

Nick Rutherford and Kirk C. Johnson from Crunch Time pitch a movie about love, Ewoks, and Peter Dinklage that takes place on the moon of Endor. It's not very good, but Crunch Time is! Audio from On the Spot #67.

Sep 20, 2016

Gus regales the gang with a ghost story from some friends of his back in college. Being a ghost can be difficult when you don't like the dark. Audio from RT Podcast #365.

Sep 26, 2016

A collection of dumb little stories ranging from bombs hitting Austin (and how to avoid them), nicknames for potatoes, and horrible, crappy, worthless stickers. Audio from RT Podcast #355 and #302

Oct 4, 2016

Miles feels cheated when a popular kid at school rips a hearty fart and doesn't get made fun of like any other lower class person would. Popular kids suck. Audio from Sponsor Play - Metal Gear Solid V: Part 1

Oct 11, 2016

In one of the more peculiar "what if" scenarios, Geoff presents a scenario where Gavin can save his family from dying of cancer but only if he... Well, you can see for yourself, I'm not typing that out. Audio from Let's Build - Snowbound Part 2

Oct 18, 2016

Burnie and Matt go on a business lunch with a guy, who, for some unknown reason, starts eating edamame husks out of the discard bowl. Maybe it's some kind of power play? I dunno, but it would gross me out, that's for sure. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #367

Oct 25, 2016

The gang imagines what they would do if they suddenly had a billion dollars. Would they give it away? Would they stuff it down their pants and walk around? Find out! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #358

Nov 1, 2016

Burnie talks about how his kid loved to dress up as something scary for Halloween, and how one time he managed to scare the crap out of another kid, further proving that Superman might be the lamest superhero ever.

Nov 8, 2016

Everyone loves bars, especially stories about bars! Burnie tells us about the time Matt was pretty oblivious about going to a gay bar, and about a friend who just loved getting into bar fights. Crazy kids!

Nov 15, 2016

It's the 250th RTAA episode! As is tradition, we did a weird thing instead of the usual business. This time the gang gets together to make some beautiful music while also making obscure references to the show. Thanks for watching 250 of these things!

Nov 22, 2016

Yeah, it's another one of these things. At this point we're probably just enabling Barbara to make more puns, so feel free to grab some pitchforks and torches and form a mob of some kind. Bring it.

Nov 29, 2016

Chris does his best to explain (and defend) his method of cooking fish. It's gross, sure, but mostly just really confusing.

Dec 2, 2016

Burnie fears what he does not understand, as evidenced by his anger towards NASA's ability to describe planets hundreds of lightyears away. Or maybe he's actually right and they're just making it all up. Either way he goes on a rant and it's funny!

Dec 9, 2016

On his 21st birthday, Miles dives in head first into the world of gettin' CRUNK. Which is to say his friend buys him shots. Then Kyle tries to get Miles into a car, and he is NOT having it.

Dec 13, 2016

Gus gets hammered at a showing of Bewitched, leading him to berate other members of the audience who liked it; and our good friend Brandon tries to call out a guy for using his phone during a movie and almost gets beat up for it.

Dec 13, 2016

The guys talk about the old rumor surrounding Surge and what it may or may not do to one's penis; Burnie tries to remember things about Harry Potter; Gus has a dream about Burnie trying to kill the office cleaning lady (or is it?). Audio from RT Podcast #356 RT Podcast #370 RT Podcast #368 Directed by Jordan Cwierz Animated by Gabe Silva, Johnathan Floyd, and Beth Mackenzie

Dec 13, 2016

Chris goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be a little older than expected. Also she doesn't know New Zealand is its own country. Chris goes on a blind date with a woman who turns out to be a little older than expected. Also she doesn't know New Zealand is its own country. Audio from RT Podcast #380

Dec 14, 2016

Kerry, Miles, and Gavin talk about the messed up things they used to do when they were little kids; everything from stripping in public to forcing their siblings into toilets. Kids really are assholes. Audio from RT Podcast #375

Jan 6, 2017

Burnie and Gus reminisce about a former co-worker who had some "annoying habits." Apparently he was really proud of his cell phone and also about his mad pinball skills. Audio from RT Podcast #374

Jan 14, 2017

Jeremy goes through a wild ride after sustaining an injury during a high school football game. From Off Topic Podcast #37

Jan 20, 2017

The gang discuss awkward interactions with strangers, and their tactics for dealing with them. Audio from RT Podcast #396

Jan 27, 2017

Gus and Esther take a trip to the National History Museum, and come across someone confused about what a diamond is, and suspicious cashier who wants to horde shiny pennies. Audio from RT Podcast #393

Feb 3, 2017

Burnie tells a couple of his favorite jokes from when he was little. Whether they're good or not is up to you. Audio from RT Podcast #395 - Post Show

Feb 10, 2017

Miles has some embarrassing moments while doing some team building exercises. Audio from RT Podcast #322

Feb 17, 2017

Geoff accidentally gets a discount at a divey burger joint for several months, and makes the mistake of asking why. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #2

Feb 23, 2017

It's a new twist on a classic! Gavin and Burnie play the most disgusting game ever imagined: Gavin or Gaggle! Not safe for lunch. Audio from RT Podcast #383

Mar 3, 2017

Chris uses a grocery delivery service but finds himself attracted to the delivery girl, so he keeps ordering groceries in order to ask her out. Audio from RT Podcast #396

Mar 10, 2017

Back when Halo 3 was released, Gus and Burnie go to a convention that had more people working there than people attending. So they played Halo. Burnie also talks about not touching any fucking glass. Audio from RT Podcast #374

Mar 17, 2017

Geoff tells a couple stories about how it's hard to be a parent when you know you're really good at it, but aren't appreciated by your kid. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #24

Mar 24, 2017

A plethora of tales ranging from stole bikes turned into unicycles, mysterious food items left on the ground, and Gavin's fart-riddled life. Fun times ahead! Audio from Off Topic #18 and RT Podcast #382

Mar 31, 2017

Michael tries to avoid a dude at the gym who likes talking and being punched, but can't seem to shake him no matter where he goes. Audio from Off Topic #2

Apr 7, 2017

In an attempt to make his life easier, Miles does something really complicated to help him remember to take his medicine. Burnie's older brother does something mean (surprising), and Gavin witnesses a person save himself from injury automatically. From Rooster Teeth Podcasts \#322, #368, #374

Apr 15, 2017

Assuming the title wasn't descriptive enough, in this episode of RTAA, Jeremy and Michael each regale us of times from their childhood in which they sustained some crazy injuries. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #37

Apr 19, 2017

Gavin finds himself in a stinky situation when his uber driver farts and he doesn't know the proper etiquette of how to deal with it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #392

Apr 28, 2017

During the interview for his global entry or whatever, Gus finds himself in an odd office with an odd government official who likes movies. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #390

May 5, 2017

The Off Topic guys ponder the big questions in life, like "What would happen if you strapped a gun to a roomba?", "How was Rooster Teeth Started?", and "Is Geoff gay??" Find out the answers! Audio from Off Topic podcast #31 and Off Topic podcast #18

May 12, 2017

Sitting next to an annoying person on a plane is never fun. But when that guy is fat and German and does gross stuff next to Gavin, then it's hilarious. Audio from RT Podcast #374

May 20, 2017

Geoff and Michael watch from afar as Chris tries his best to talk to a group of ladies. It is, to say the least, hard to watch. Audio from Off Topic podcast #25

May 26, 2017

Miles recalls the time he found someone's ID, for which he could use to get into bars before turning the legal drinking age. Needless to say, it doesn't go smoothly. Audio from Always Open podcast #24

Jun 2, 2017

Gavin tries to use a porta-potty but a strange gentleman interrupts his tinkle time to do a quick bump. Then he wants a blowjob. Look, it's weird, just watch it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #404

Jun 9, 2017

Teen Blaine and his teen friends decide to do a very teen activity and ding dong ditch a girl they like. But it's all fun and games until they get tracked down. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

Jun 26, 2017

Gus has to pee while on a flight, but has a rough time when the plane experiences some pretty intense turbulence. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #401

Jul 3, 2017

Gus talks urinal etiquette and Blaine remembers one of his worst halloween costumes. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #361

Jul 10, 2017

A heartstruck teenage Chris tries to get some alone time with a girl by going to a park for a make-out sesh. However, there's a cop who is apparently set to block Chris at every attempt. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

Jul 17, 2017

There is legend of an old man who lives in the same apartment complex as Blaine and Aaron. Is he a ghost? Is he lonely? Many have speculated, but few know for certain. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #386

Jul 18, 2017

Joel goes to the doctor to get his bladder photographed. Unfortunately, it's not as easy (or as painless) as he hoped it would be. Then he insults pregnant women. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #433

Jul 25, 2017

Miles talks about the time he accidentally got mugged and didn't know he was getting mugged? Or he didn't know he almost bought a knife. Confidence is key, kids. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #398

Aug 7, 2017

Miles tells his most embarrassing sex story which involves him roleplaying as the Joker. Probably the most cringe worthy thing he's ever done... as of right now.

Aug 14, 2017

Gus finds Burnie's porn stash and Ashley has a new habit of touching breasts with all her female co-workers. Gavin and Gus give her something to be jealous of. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: RTX Sydney 2017 & Rooster Teeth Podcast # 440

Aug 16, 2017

Michael takes the Banana Sprite Challenge and the results are explosive! Audio from Last Call #11

Aug 21, 2017

Denise tries the leftover peach moonshine from RTX and has some choice words for Michael. From Off Topic #86

Aug 28, 2017

Michael gets to be covered in kittens and makes sure that Lindsay is both angry and jealous. Audio from Off Topic #17

Sep 11, 2017

Brandon tries bonding with his Father-in Law and almost drowns him in the process.

Sep 18, 2017

Jeremy talks about a couple that have no shame at the Macaroni Grill. How romantic.

Sep 25, 2017

Both Jeremy and Chris have stories about punches thrown during a Tornado. What are the odds? Audio from Off Topic #88

Oct 2, 2017

Burnie recalls the first time he ever blacked out from drinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #443 Post Show

Oct 9, 2017

Chris has some weird bathroom habits that he gets called out on. Audio from Off Topic # 88

Oct 16, 2017

Geoff has had it with Griffon taking his razor and grows a beard out of spite - He also recalls the last time he blacked out and things get wild. Audio from Off Topic #51 Audio from RT Sponsor Cut

Oct 23, 2017

Chris arrives early for his Tinder date, and is roped into saving a complete stranger from her pursuer. Together, they come up with a lie that may deter the man, but Chris might get more than he bargained for in return. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #448

Oct 30, 2017

Burnie and Gus improv their way to remembering their favorite RTAAs and the results are out of this world.

Nov 6, 2017

Burnie has had enough of the constant construction around Austin. Gus and Gavin do their best to calm him down.

Nov 13, 2017

Miles gets stuck at work one night watching over drunk Chris and Blaine. Some remember it better than others.

Nov 20, 2017

Another round of Gavin or Google from RTX Austin 2017!

Nov 27, 2017

Geoff reluctantly goes to the doctor for the first time in a while. He's gonna get some shots while he's there.

Dec 4, 2017

The title says it all! The gang reminds you if you forgot.

Dec 11, 2017

Aaron tells a story about a crazy boss he once had and the out of this world interview process that landed him the job.

Dec 18, 2017

Becca and Blaine reminisce about how growing up and hitting THAT age was great.... it wasn't. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #454 Post Show

Dec 25, 2017

Becca has fortunately never shit herself, but she's come close! One such occasion was in an inconveniently underconstruction convenient store. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #427

Jan 1, 2018

Gavin calls a repair man to fix his house, but instead makes it worse. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #57

Jan 8, 2018

Michael has been snowboarding only one time and of course he hit someone.

Jan 8, 2018

Jon and Miles get caught streaming at the same time and things get intimate. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #352

Jan 15, 2018

The Gang argue about the art of recycling and Gus daydreams about a T-rex in the modern world. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #405 post show and #350

Jan 22, 2018

Gus just can't control his body. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #399 and #436

Feb 5, 2018

Aaron recalls the first time he was ever mooned, while Brandon pitches his moon shoes idea to a tough band of investors. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast # 340 and 462.

Feb 12, 2018

Michael plays Overlord 2 and is a bit of an over achiever when it comes to killing. Denise isn't having it and tries to shame him. Audio from Off Topic #94

Feb 19, 2018

Fun fact. Jon can't smell, so a couple of his college buddies put him to the test. Chris throws some shade. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #459

Feb 26, 2018

Michael is a little insecure about his tiny hands, but is in a race to escape the cops. He hijacks a bus Lindsay is driving and things get out of 'hand' Audio from On the Spot #81

Mar 5, 2018

Mica's dad thinks it's a good idea to microwave his cell phone. Audio from Always Open Podcast #14

Mar 12, 2018

Chris' mom won't let her dog go, but Gavin, Gus, and Brandon think it's time. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #405

Mar 19, 2018

Andy tries to explain himself after saying he's used a tampon. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26

Mar 26, 2018

The gang remembers their days at the call center and some of the shady businesses that neighbored it. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #458

Mar 26, 2018

Geoff watches an Elephant outside his window do some tricks. It also throws up. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #26.

Apr 2, 2018

Mariel describes one of the weirdest events her school used to take part in. Don't drink and drive kids. Audio from Always Open Podcast #45

Apr 9, 2018

Miles is writing a Batman porno, but needs a little insight from Kyle and Cole Audio from Backwardz Compatible DMC # 3 & 4

Apr 16, 2018

The Batman porno continues, but this time Miles asks Gus and Gavin for their input.

Apr 23, 2018

Smee likes to drag around Beanie Babies and Gavin can't help but wonder what his cat is thinking. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #463

Apr 30, 2018

Gus hates Taxis... they're all insane. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #375

May 7, 2018

Millie is invited to help out at a Sugar Pine 7 event and she takes it VERY SERIOUSLY. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #100

May 14, 2018

Lindsay gives orange juice to Burnie when he's not feeling so good, except it's not orange juice. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #451

May 21, 2018

Yssa and Mica fangirl over some voice actors at the Crunchyroll expo. Audio from Fan Service #36.

May 28, 2018

Mariel gets a bit too competitive at Lindsay's baby shower. Audio from Always Open #37

Jun 4, 2018

Michael and Jeremy have bigger appetites than their wives know. Audio from Off Topic #94

Jun 11, 2018

Barbara describes how different it is to kiss a person with facial hair and things get a little out of hand. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #446.

Jun 18, 2018

Geoff gets informed that Gavin has Golden Hands after talking with his Grandfather. The gang is determined to figure out the meaning behind that phrase.

Jun 25, 2018

Gavin puts his finger in a cat's butt. How and Why? We're not sure either. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #99

Jul 2, 2018

Family Lineage stories! No one was related to royalty, but Jack's great grandfather killed a wild bull one time. So that's cool. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #95.

Jul 9, 2018

Barbara goes on a school trip and starts to feel a little sick. Good thing TGI Fridays is always there for you. Audio from Always Open Podcast #34.

Jul 16, 2018

Ryan describes his airport adventures trying to get home to his kids. It goes exactly as planned. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #96

Jul 23, 2018

Michael, Trevor, and the gang talk about the superiority of Alamo Draft House movie theaters. Audio from Off Topic #92

Jul 30, 2018

Mariel dated a girl for her car, Chris almost runs off the road, and Barbara sees more than she expected on a road trip to L.A. Audio from Always Open #40

Aug 6, 2018

Sanitation is important when you're working in fast food, and Geoff had a long way to go in his early years. This story involves poop... lots of poop. Audio from Off Topic #13

Aug 13, 2018

Burnie goes to the store and witnesses some rad kids hungry for action. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #487

Aug 20, 2018

Burnie tells a story about an Uber experience he had... or did he? Was he even there? Is he even real??? Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #481

Aug 27, 2018

Jeremy has a run in with some pretty interesting guys at the bar. Is he cool enough to hang with them? Audio from Off Topic: #46

Sep 3, 2018

It's rarely just a normal movie with these guys. Miles, Gus, and Burnie describe a few experiences at the theater that they wont forget. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: #493

Sep 10, 2018

Gavin believes he is free of all responsibility when riding as a passenger in any moving vehicle. Burnie, Gus, and Barb try to show him the light! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast: #473

Sep 17, 2018

Lindsay apparently wasn't a great girl scout, she did sell a lot of cookies though. Also the gang realizes just how great and clean Japan is. Audio from Always Open Podcast #21 and #40

Sep 24, 2018

When an I.T. professional is cast to create internet content with his four drunk friends, his life gradually reveals the fascinating portrait of a complex man who rose from obscurity to staggering heights. Witness the Pain, Suffering, and Agony of the tortured middle aged artist like never before!

Oct 1, 2018

Moths? in YOUR ear? It's more likely Burnie thought. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #488

Oct 8, 2018

Michael describes the loss, the gain, the loss again, and the true rebirth of the McDonald's Buttermilk Chicken Tenders. It is truly a wild tale. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #110

Oct 15, 2018

Ever cook naked? Chris has some tips and tricks to doing it right! Audio From Rooster Teeth Podcast #499

Oct 22, 2018

When there's no bathroom, where do you poop? James Buckley has the answer. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #123

Oct 29, 2018

Lindsay is doing some improv and is stuck on a plane with one parachute, then she and Michael play out a scene in a galaxy far far away. Audio from On the Spot #55 and #115

Nov 5, 2018

Trevor is Color Blind. Does that mean his other senses are heightened slightly? Is the world ready for a new super hero? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

Nov 12, 2018

The gang recalls even even more adventures and mishaps they've encountered in the air. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #480

Nov 19, 2018

Would you fight someone with a raging erection? If they have a full plate jimmy hat, you might want to think twice! Audio from Backwardz Compatible, Vermintide 2

Nov 26, 2018

Geoff reminisces on a tale from his past where he pranks his poor old teacher. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #135

Dec 3, 2018

Can you believe the Achievement Hunter gang talked about gross smelling stories for almost 15 minutes at the London RTX panel? Yeah me too. This is only part 1. Audio from Off Topic Podcast #147

Dec 10, 2018

They're here, they're there, they're everywhere! These scooters just pop up all over the place! Audio from Off Topic Podcast #143

Dec 17, 2018

Part 2. Jeremy used to work with Port O Potties a bunch and one time... well it could have been worse. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #147

Dec 24, 2018

Trevor has a few encounters with a mysterious man at his hotel while staying in London. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #147

Dec 31, 2018

James DeAngelis from Sugar Pine 7 gets wrecked on New Years in San Francisco. Audio from: Always Open: Still Open #62

Jan 7, 2019

Trevor invites Geoff out to see a magician while in Vegas and its probably the best show he's ever seen. Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #140

Jan 14, 2019

Sometimes people can't quite think of the right words to describe things, but that leads to some funny situations! Audio from: Off Topic Podcast #143

Jan 21, 2019

Chris gets a little confused booking his European adventure after RTX London. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

Jan 28, 2019

Chris prepares for a night out in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

Feb 4, 2019

Chris makes a special friend and pushes his limits in a Berlin sex club. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #496

Feb 11, 2019

Blaine may be the reason for Jon's divorce, but how deep does the truth go? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492

Feb 18, 2019

The story continues with Blaine's big debut in court as a straight friend of Jon's and nothing more. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #492

Feb 25, 2019

Did you know fish can get constipated? Burnie and Ashley didn't and they have to try to save their fish from a poopy death. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #490

Mar 4, 2019

Chris can be so sentimental sometimes. Who wouldn't cherish and save the puke they had at their 21st birthday party? Fortunately, Chris took it upon him self to make sure his friend had that opportunity! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 510

Mar 11, 2019

Burnie gets trolled by Siri leading to a misunderstanding all the way over at Xbox. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 500

Mar 18, 2019

You'd think the plane stories would end eventually, but the gang of Always Open still has some fresh ones for ya. Audio from: Always Open #79

Mar 25, 2019

Andy and Max play out a scene where Baby Andy killed his mom and immediately got hooked on hard core drugs. Audio from: On the Spot 128

Apr 1, 2019

Gus made the simple mistake of wanting a coke one night and got a confrontation he wasn't prepared for. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #500

Apr 8, 2019

Miles goes tribal and forgets how to function in society. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #493

Apr 15, 2019

Blaine's sexual fantasy comes true when he discovers there is a huge market for Star Wars themed sex toys. Audio from Always Open: Still Open #61

Apr 22, 2019

Gus has really had it with all his lost packages, the USPS can't keep getting away with this. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #515

Apr 29, 2019

Burnie has been made aware of a news story where a family cruise got a little wild when one group decided the boat belonged to them! Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #480

May 6, 2019

Miles and Kyle raise a child of their very own in their Sonic Adventure 2 playthrough and learn that tough love sometimes works? Audio from Backwardz Compatible #2, 3, and 5

May 13, 2019

Gavin explains Smee's weird habit every time Dan comes to visit, and Miles tells a cat story from the past. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #446

May 20, 2019

Kerry remembers a traumatizing moment from his past, but gets interrupted by Burnie who reveals a little too much about himself. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #493

May 27, 2019

Nick and Kirk are forced to come up with a smashing new movie idea. Audio from: On The Spot #129

Jun 3, 2019

Geoff takes revenge by wizzing on things. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491

Jun 10, 2019

Barbara does what she does best! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast and Always Open

Jun 17, 2019

Burnie is sometimes hard to communicate with, so Gavin and Barb use Sims tactics to get him to focus. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #509

Jun 24, 2019

Turns out Ashley is no good at dirty talk, much to Burnie's dismay. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #502

Jul 1, 2019

Dante Bosco has some feelings about having his face tattooed on people. The rest of the gang dream of who they'd get tattooed on themselves! Audio from: Fan Service #29

Jul 8, 2019

Not just dogs or cats, any animal should qualify as a support animal, right? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #518

Jul 15, 2019

Burnie, Gus, and Geoff reminisce about a long forgotten part of their lives. Shamus the cat brought terror to all of them. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #520

Jul 22, 2019

Back in ancient times when Burnie and Geoff were kids, more than a few things were sniffed excessively. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #520

Jul 29, 2019

The cast of Always Open talks about being in love and gets motivated to find Yssa her true love. Audio from: Always Open # 84

Aug 5, 2019

How many whales does it take until someone calls the police? Audio: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show #514

Aug 12, 2019

What if a face hugger got a hold of Michael Jackson? Would the King of Pop be even more thrilling as an Alien hybrid? Audio from: Backwardz Compatible #13, 2015

Aug 19, 2019

Japan is more of a culture shock than expected for some of the RT crew. Audio from: Rooster teeth Podcast 511

Aug 26, 2019

Burnie thinks he can swim the English Channel but gets told the many reasons he definitely could not. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #515

Sep 2, 2019

Lindsay tries to be THAT family member at a holiday party and it goes exactly how she wanted it to. Audio from: Always Open #11

Sep 9, 2019

Gus decides to mix things up with his Amazon shipment. Little does he know the convenience he seeks is further than he expected. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #525

Sep 16, 2019

Blaine didn't have enough partying at the RT Christmas Bash, so he decided to crash other parties around town. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #523

Sep 23, 2019

Gus thinks a pigeon is following him around. He's probably imagining it........ or is he? Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast Post Show # 547

Sep 30, 2019

Burnie and Gavin have a battle in the bathroom right before the podcast. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 487

Oct 7, 2019

Thanks to Wizards of the Coast for sponsoring this video. Learn more about Magic the Gathering’s Throne of Eldraine here: https://magic.wizards.com/en/products/throne-of-eldraine "Three Small Boars" is a tale of suspense and intrigue that is sure to give you a healthy fear of the unknown. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #563

Oct 14, 2019

What's the nastiest thing that has ever entered your mouth? Gavin and Michael give us the gross details. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #345

Oct 21, 2019

What exactly is a dill pickle? You may or may not find out in this RTAA. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 522

Oct 28, 2019

Gavin has trouble taking pictures in his dreams, while Gus goes on journey to get some terrible coffee. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 516 & 535

Nov 4, 2019

The gang discusses what they'll be for Halloween, while Gus re-lives his decision from last year. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #345

Nov 11, 2019

Chris is dead and is in hell. His demon guide Clayton runs down the rules of how Chris could potentially earn his dick back. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #1

Nov 18, 2019

Burnie thinks he can get sunburned from a campfire. He definitely can't, but he tries to defend his case. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #527

Nov 25, 2019

Miles opens the door to a WORLD of germy problems. Audio from: Always Open # 91

Clayton and Chris are given a tour of Napoleon Bonaparte's new apartment complex in hell. It's quite the sight. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #1

Dec 9, 2019

Chris eats some soup and makes a BIG deal about it. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524

Dec 16, 2019

Miles and Kerry have an idea for a movie starting every character Will Smith has ever played. Audio from: On the Spot: 100

Dec 23, 2019

Some news of super cockroaches spurs an interesting conversation. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast # 524

Dec 30, 2019

Clayton and Stalin throw a party in Chris's house, but he's not allowed to attend. Audio from: Good Morning from Hell #5

Jan 6, 2020

Roombas are almost as troublesome as real babies. Almost. Audio from: Always Open #89

Jan 13, 2020

Chad and Burnie tell some stories where a simple accident leads to a much bigger problem. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #527

Jan 20, 2020

Continuing from that time Burnie wanted to swim the English Channel, the gang wonders how to "use" a goose. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #515

Jan 27, 2020

Miles gives great high fives! Sometimes they're too much though. Audio from: Always Open #24

Feb 3, 2020

How do you deal with being stuck in Traffic? Burnie and the gang sometimes let it get to their heads. Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #556

Feb 10, 2020

Burnie and Gus tell Rhett and Link from Good Mythical Morning the origin of their friendship. Audio from Rooster Teeth Podcast #535

Feb 17, 2020

We will never run out of plane stories, so this time Barbara and Max express what not to do while sleeping on a plane. Audio from Always Open #78

Feb 24, 2020

Geoff's apartment is flooding and the front office isn't helping! Audio from: Rooster Teeth Podcast #491