Producing Parker

May 4, 2009

Parker works up the courage to ask for full Producer credit from her dreamy boss, Blake Bellamy, but winds up with a ditsy intern instead. Dee demands that Parker go shopping with her to get a more "booty-licious" butt.

May 11, 2009

Upon realizing that being a mom is the newest Hollywood trend, Dee adopts Siamese twins and puts them in Parker's care, sparking some maternal instincts.

May 18, 2009

Parker starts dating her hunky trainer and finds herself growing increasingly obsessed with working out and losing weight-much to her stomach's chagrin. Dee starts packing on the pounds when her ratings go up after a slight weight gain.

May 25, 2009

Parker gets pulled into being Dee's very best friend forever when Dee becomes aware of how crucial it is to have one. Unfortunately, the friendship is rather one-sided and things get a little hairy.

Jun 1, 2009

Jun 8, 2009

Massimo sneaks himself onto set for Doggy Dee Week and wreaks havoc-inciting the wrath of both Dee and her foot. Dee winds up on the cover of every tabloid for animal cruelty. Parker is left to clean up the publicity mess.

Jun 15, 2009

While Parker considers an artificial life-form as a possible wedding date and more, Dee considers an alternative lifestyle as a publicity generator. Simon pitches another story, but it looks like this time they're taking him seriously.

Jun 22, 2009

Parker receives a Daytime Talk Show award nomination, only to have the honor tarnished by Dee's lack thereof. Dee decides to embrace her inner loser as a coping mechanism. Parker tries to embrace her inner diva in a Dee hand-me-down dress.

Jun 29, 2009

After an experimental skin treatment involving snake venom, Parker has to dig up a replacement host for Dee: Chicago. Simon decides to do a little digging of his own to uncover the truth about how old Dee really is.

Jul 6, 2009

Chicago leaves The Dee Show for a role in a movie, causing Parker to hire herself as the perfect intern. That is until Dee promises the position to an audience member live on air. But the new intern turns out to be good-maybe too good.

Jul 13, 2009

Parker gets in touch with her wild side after devouring a chick-lit memoir and convinces its author, Jackie Cartwright, to appear on the show. But while Parker is dreaming about spicy food and men, she may have overlooked one minor detail

Jul 20, 2009

When Dee is poisoned on air, everyone in the show becomes a suspect including Parker. In the face of mounting evidence, Parker must prove her innocence to keep herself out of jail, all the while Dee lies in a coma fighting for her life.

Jul 27, 2009

Dee decides she's ready to get married, making Will Powers her fifth husband. The wedding planning falls to Parker and after Dee pushes her a little too far, Parker decides it might be time for her to move on to The Victoria Show.

Apr 8, 2011

Parker puts Simon in charge of his first story and is forced to confront her high school bully, Tyler Van Bustle, live on The Dee Show. Dee learns that she can be a bully when Russell confronts her about her behavior.

Apr 15, 2011

Parker believes she's a great matchmaker and forces Simon to participate in the The Dee Show's matchmaking show. However, it turns out that Parker and Sinon have very different ideas of the kind of girl he should end up with.

Apr 22, 2011

Dee steals Victoria's Nobel Peace prize and Parker forces her to break into Victoria's corporate headquarters to put it back. It's too bad for both of them that they get caught breaking in and get sent straight to jail.

Apr 29, 2011

Dee feels supernaturally unpopular when her latest guest, a medium named "The Ghost Shouter", connects nearly everyone but her with a deceased loved one. Parker soon finds herself in a relationship with the supernatural man of her dreams and must finally decide between romantic fantasy and real life opportunity.

May 6, 2011

Dee tries everything to get The Dee Show's new relationship expert, Dr. Perry, to have an affair with her. Parker struggles with jealous feelings towards Massimo's dog walker Sally. Simon moonlights on other Bellamy Shows for extra cash.

May 13, 2011

Bellamy research indicates Dee is no longer relatable to her viewers. Blake decides to give her something she can relate to-Parker naturally. Dee goes ballistic and quits. Parker struggles in the spotlight while Dee strives to reclaim it

May 20, 2011

Parker is introduced to the world of environmentalism when she meets a cute activist named Ethan. Parker soon becomes the most hardcore environmentalist of all while Dee shops for a new car on the show.

May 27, 2011

Parker and Dee agree they need more celebrity guests. They decide to go to rehab to get a deal with Lance Parfait, a big star in Hollywood. But rehab turns out to be harder than it looks when both have to give up their favorite vices.

Jun 3, 2011

It's Mother's Day and Parker's mom surprises her with a visit. Parker manages to pawn her mom off on Dee, who's searching for her birth mom, but regrets it when her mom seems to prefer Dee's company to Parker's.

Jun 10, 2011

Victoria announces her retirement, causing Dee to lose a rival and Parker to get one when Blake hires Zack Parker. The Dee Show zooms to number one when Parker realizes she and Zack are better together.

Jun 17, 2011

When Blake sells the network to a computer company, Parker tries to impress her new AI intelligence boss by becoming more computerized and less emotional. Dee fights for a better contract by getting the rest of the staff to strike

Jun 24, 2011

Simon is rejected by James Hard for a position on Hard News Report and tries to make himself more masculine by taking a man-pill. Parker finds the new Simon attractive as she fights Dee for the presidency of a woman's organization.

Jul 1, 2011

Dee uses a time machine to turn back the clock becoming a teenager again, while Parker uses the same machine to see her future. When Parker doesn't like what she sees, she impulsively changes her future by marrying Blake.