

Million Dollars, But...
What would you do for a million dollars?
Cast
Seasons & Episodes
E1Million Dollars, But...
May 20, 2015
What would you do for a million dollars? Gavin, Burnie, and Barbara would do anything to get rich. Seriously. Anything.
E2Glowing Dicks & Pretty Chicks
Jul 8, 2015
This week, Gus joins Gav and Burnie to discuss memory loss, sexy puke, and glowing dicks. Would you take the million dollars?
E3Money Mouth & Delayed Climax
Jul 15, 2015
This week Kerry joins Burnie and Gavin. They discuss delayed climaxes, licking money, and a world full of talking objects.
E4Birthday Sex & Negativity Light
Jul 22, 2015
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Burnie as they eat all the birthday cake and travel through time to witness their conception.
E5Magic Dogs & Muscle Men
Aug 5, 2015
This week, Colton Dunn joins Chris and Burnie to discuss what he would do for $1 million. Not even magic dogs and vomiting spaghetti will get between them and their money.
E6Baby Burnie & Hitler Honeymoon
Aug 19, 2015
This week Chris and Aaron from Social Disorder join Burnie. They meet Baby Burnie, go on a series of bad dates with Hitler, and enjoy delicious sponge.
E7Sudden Nudity & Permanent Parachutes
Aug 26, 2015
This week Gavin and the Free Play crew decide if they'll take a million dollars for disappearing clothes or always wearing a parachute.
E8Bleed Out & Sneeze Teleport
Sep 9, 2015
For the Season Finale, Michael joins Gavin and Burnie as they teleport around the world and enjoy each others farts.
E9Tongue Hands & Leaky Nips
Dec 20, 2015
Special guest Alan Ritchson joins Gavin and Burnie for a Lazer Team episode of Million Dollars, But...
E1Mime Time & Serial Hugger
Feb 10, 2016
Welcome back for season 2 of "Million Dollars, But..."! This week, the RWBY gang discusses becoming mimes and hugging strangers for 30 seconds.
E2Puppet Arms & Giant Womb
Feb 17, 2016
Join Burnie, Adam, and Blaine as they discuss the finer points of having puppet arms and being born from a giant womb every day.
E3Biggest Belieber & Knife-hand
Feb 24, 2016
This week Barbara and the Funhaus gang livestream their bathroom breaks and become the world's biggest Justin Bieber fans.
E4Evil Twin & Fart Parade
Mar 9, 2016
Zach, Chris, and Josh talk about the important things this week, like having a fart parade or murdering your evil twin!
E5Achievement Hunter Animal Attack
Mar 16, 2016
Join the Achievement Hunters as they decide if a million dollars is worth random acts of violence from animals or having baby diapers hurled at their faces.
E6Flaming Butts
Mar 23, 2016
In the season finale of Million Dollars, But..., learn what having a hot butt really means.
E7Extinguishing Butt Fires
Mar 31, 2016
E1Hunted by Linebackers
Aug 10, 2016
Join Gavin, Michael, and Burnie as they discuss the finer points of starting riots, being beaten by children, and dodging professional linebackers.
E2Slow Mo Millionaires
Aug 17, 2016
Join Gavin, Dan, and Blaine as they dodge speeding bullets, wear mascot outfits for a year and have their hands magically replaced by random objects.
E3Girls vs Ninjas
Aug 24, 2016
Join Barbara, Lindsay, and Ashley as they fight ninjas and deal with the perils of always being wet.
E4Old People Punching
Sep 7, 2016
Join Burnie, Nick, and Kirk as they beat old people and deal with aliens bursting out of their chests. Check out Crunch Time on September 11th!
E5The Jerk Off Text
Sep 14, 2016
Join Geoff, Greg, and Tim as they gain a million dollars but lose all their dignity.
E6Screaming Penis
Sep 21, 2016
Join Barbara, Gavin, and Jeremy for the season 3 finale of Million Dollars, But. Will the crew take a million bucks for a screaming penis or permanent snapchat filters? Find out!
E1Founding Fathers
Apr 4, 2017
Join Burnie, Matt, and Gus as they punch random bystanders and float away from Earth.
E2Wayward Wiener
Apr 11, 2017
Join Gavin, Burnie, and Blaine at RTX Sydney as they take scenarios from the Rooster Teeth community. Can they find their genitals in a dark room filled with sausages? Will they take velociraptor legs? Find out!
E3Tweeting for Trump
Apr 18, 2017
Barbara, Elyse, and Ashley transcribe tweets for Donald Trump and have their own personal mariachi band follow them 24/7 in this episode of Million Dollars, But...
E4Grace Helbig in: All You Can Eat
Apr 25, 2017
Join Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Grace Helbig as they profess their undying love for strangers and eat cheddar biscuits, tacos, and dog poop.
E580's Flashback
May 2, 2017
Join Barbara, Blaine, and Jon in a radical and totally tubular 80's themed episode of Million Dollars, But...! Cowabunga dudes!
E6Jessica Nigri in: Crashing Through Ceilings
May 16, 2017
Join Barbara Dunkelman, Blaine Gibson, and special guest Jessica Nigri as they crash through ceilings and vibrate on while trying to eat food.
E7Phil DeFranco in: Screaming Food
May 16, 2017
Will Gavin Free, Burnie Burns, and special guest Phil DeFranco take a million bucks if their food is constantly screaming at them? Find out in this episode of Million Dollars, But...
E8Hannah Hart in: Historic Hauntings
May 23, 2017
Join Burnie Burns, Barbara Dunkelman, and Hannah Hart as they accept a million dollars to be haunted by historic figures and chug unfinished drinks.
E1Anime Fights & Tantalizing Tentacles
Nov 16, 2017
Follow Miles, Gray, and Kerry in a very "In-Saiyan" animation-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
E2Femme Fatales
Nov 20, 2017
Join Barbara, Mariel, and Elyse on a grim and ghoulish quest for money in a Death-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
E3Poké-Pandemonium & Ashley the Furry
Nov 27, 2017
Level up with Burnie, Ashley, and Jon as they battle Pokémon and undergo extreme makeovers in a video game-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
E4Holiday: 12 Crimes of Christmas
Dec 5, 2017
Would you sacrifice the holidays for a million bucks? Join Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, and Blaine Gibson as they babysit their drunk family and pull Christmas lights out of their butts.
E5Dungeons, Dragons, and Dumbasses
Dec 11, 2017
Journey with Gus, Frank, and Griffon as they get pestered by their own personal fairy and have their lives ruled by a dungeon master in this fantasy-themed episode of Million Dollars, But!
E6Achievement Hunter: Sandal Scandal
Feb 8, 2018
E7Funhaus: All Lubed Up
Feb 15, 2018
E8Super Pine 7: Can't Poop
Feb 22, 2018
E9RTX London: A Million Pounds, Although
Mar 1, 2018
E10Barbara's Explosion of Emotion
Mar 8, 2018
E11Chrono Oh No!
Mar 15, 2018
E12Puppet Pandemonium
Mar 22, 2018
E13Claws and Effect
Mar 29, 2018
E14Animated Holiday Special
Nov 29, 2018
E1Achievement Hunter Sandal Scandal
Feb 1, 2018
Join Jack, Jeremy, and Ryan as they fight inanimate objects and hunt down sandal & sock sociopaths in an Achievement Hunter episode of Million Dollars, But!
E2Funhaus All Lubed Up
Feb 8, 2018
Join Adam, Lawrence and Bruce in a greasy, lubricated adventure with magnetic balls and a fleet of drones in this Funhaus episode of Million Dollars, But!
E3Sugar Pine 7 Can't Poop
Feb 15, 2018
Join Steven, James, and Cib in their first (and probably last) episode of Million Dollars, But! There's a superhero with gum powers, nude public speaking, and for some reason everyone touches James' crotch.
E4RTX London: A Million Pounds, Although
Feb 22, 2018
Grab a cup of tea and enjoy a very special British episode of MDB starring Burnie, Gavin, and Ellie! A special thanks to the Rooster Teeth community for attending RTX London and for making this episode possible!
E5Barbara's Explosion of Emotion
Mar 1, 2018
In this EXPLOSIVE episode of MDB, join Barbara Dunkelman, Adam Ellis, and Jon Risinger as they find creative (and violent) ways to express their emotions. We welcome you with open arms to enjoy this episode!
E6Chrono Oh No!
Mar 8, 2018
Join Gavin and first-timers Chad and Trevor in a hair-raising, time-stopping, and, most importantly, law-abiding episode of Million Dollars, But... (complete with mob bosses and out-of-control armpit hair)!
E7Puppet Pandemonium
Mar 15, 2018
Join Burnie, Becca, and Chris on this ear-splitting, animal hunting, puppet-filled episode of Million Dollars, But...
E8Claws and Effect
Mar 22, 2018
Join Blaine Gibson, Aaron Marquis, and THE Matt Hullum as they decide if getting close encountered, dumboed and, claw machined is worth a cool million in this episode of Million Dollars But.
E9Animated Holiday Special
Nov 28, 2018
Join Burnie, Gus, and Geoff in this very special animated, holiday, underwater-themed episode of MDB! Why not play Million Dollars, But... The Game with your friends this holiday season? Just go to MDBGame.com and get your deck today!
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What would you do for a million dollars?
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