

Bottle Boys
Bottle Boys is an ITV sitcom produced for two series in 1984-85. Starring Robin Askwith as football-mad milkman Dave Deacon, the series mined comedy of the broadest sort from randy Dave's amorous adventures, in a style familiar to viewers from the Confessions films. However, as well as the sexual innuendo of his earlier big-screen adventures, Askwith was equally likely to find himself embroiled in more off-the-wall exploits, and found himself at various points in the series dressing up as a cow, inadvertently engaged to Sharon the secretary, and meeting then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
Cast
Seasons & Episodes
E1Fools Rush In
Sep 1, 1984
Deacon finds one of his elderly customers poised for a suicide attempt on a windowsill six floors up.
E2God Save Our Dairy
Sep 8, 1984
Dawson Dairy is on the rocks, sales are down, and the bank is threatening to force them into liquidation. Deacon organises a petition and the milk roundsmen rally for a fight to save their jobs.
E3Danger, Woman at Work
Sep 15, 1984
When old Cyril retires, the boys' noses are put seriously out of joint by his replacement: the stern, no-nonsense Joan Foster! Something has to be done.
E4All in a Day's Work
Sep 22, 1984
Jock is off work with the flu. When Deacon and the boys pop by for a visit, they find themselves stuck in a busted lift.
E5One Good Turn
Sep 29, 1984
Stan is organising a benefit for a local old folks' home, but, with no one famous on the bill, tickets aren't moving. Deacon, however, has a big-name celebrity on his round...
E6Here Comes the Groom
Oct 6, 1984
After a whirlwind weekend romance, Deacon and Sharon announce their engagement and imminent nuptials.
E1Things That Go Bump in the Night
Jul 13, 1985
Stan loses the key to the safe and Deacon offers to spend the night in the dairy to guard the cash.
E2I Gotta Horse
Jul 20, 1985
After Jock correctly predicts the outcome of three consecutive horse races, even Deacon has to admit he seems to possess 'the feeling'. The lads quickly pull together a syndicate, hoping to be millionaires by the end of the day.
E3Out of the Frying Pan
Jul 27, 1985
The egg marketing board ropes in the dairy to help increase sales by promoting a cooking demonstration event. Deacon is selected for special duties but has to wear some rather unflattering gear...
E4If the Cap Fits
Aug 3, 1985
It's promotion time at the milk depot. Deacon's efforts to be the winner in the chicken selling drive leads him into trouble.
E5High Noon
Aug 10, 1985
Residents have started moving into a new estate, which means extended rounds – that is, until Dawson's rival, Marshal's, reneges on a deal about how to divide up the streets. Deacon finds himself defending Dawson's honour.
E6I Love Paris
Aug 17, 1985
When Billy wins a trip for two to Paris, Deacon inveigles himself with the second ticket on the basis of playing wingman for picking up French girls.
E7The Milk Cup Runneth Over
Aug 24, 1985
Chelsea are playing Arsenal in the Milk Cup, and as a true blue, Deacon is desperate to be in attendance – by any means necessary!
Storyline
Bottle Boys is an ITV sitcom produced for two series in 1984-85. Starring Robin Askwith as football-mad milkman Dave Deacon, the series mined comedy of the broadest sort from randy Dave's amorous adventures, in a style familiar to viewers from the Confessions films. However, as well as the sexual innuendo of his earlier big-screen adventures, Askwith was equally likely to find himself embroiled in more off-the-wall exploits, and found himself at various points in the series dressing up as a cow, inadvertently engaged to Sharon the secretary, and meeting then-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher.
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