Inside Schwartz

Sep 27, 2001

Schwartz longs to get Eve back following their breakup, but if he can't have her, he at least wants a date to the Cobert's party.

Oct 04, 2001

Schwartz wants to be friends with Eve, but a homemade sex videotape that she wants and he can't find poses a problem.

Oct 18, 2001

Schwartz needs to find a co-announcer for a potential gig, but the guy William pairs him with is a lush.

Oct 25, 2001

At the Cobert's party, Eve's and Emily's matchmaking plans for Schwartz and Julie, respectively, go awry.

Nov 29, 2001

Schwartz's television job isn't what he thought it would be. Meanwhile, Julie plans an apartment rental scam to make some cash.

Dec 06, 2001

Schwartz dates a woman who sees more in his relationship with Julie than he does. Meanwhile, Julie sees plenty in her tenant.

Dec 20, 2001

Julie begs Schwartz to pretend to be her boyfriend for her marriage-minded parents. Meanwhile, David tries to do something romantic for Emily.

Dec 27, 2001

Schwartz plays third wheel after learning that Eve is dating an NHL bigwig. Meanwhile, David wants Emily to stop doing a British character.

Jan 03, 2002

David asks Schwartz to crush his cousin's dream of being a sportscaster, but Schwartz is so smitten with her that he can't.

Jun 29, 2026

Schwartz dates a dancer, but there's just one problem -- he can't dance. What's worse is that he worries his two left feet will lead her to think he's clumsy in bed, too.

Jun 29, 2026

Schwartz can't seem to find the right assistant, so Gene takes it upon himself to hire Julie without consulting him. Which puts Schwartz in a bind, since Julie is incompetent, but he can't bring himself to tell her so.

Jun 29, 2026

Schwartz fires Gene as St. Pita's commercial spokesman, fearing the demographic he represents is undesirable.

Jun 29, 2026

Schwartz's funnyman brother, Rick, visits, and bad blood arises when he manages to steal his job at St. Pita's.