Storyline
A bullied teenager turns to beauty pageants as a way to exact her revenge, with the help of a disgraced coach who soon realizes he's in over his head.
Episodes
Season 1
No overview available for this season.
Pilot
Aug 10, 2018
Bullied teenager Patty goes to court to defend her fight with a homeless man. Defense attorney Bob sees a chance to redeem himself by helping her.
Skinny Is Magic
Aug 10, 2018
After a suspicious fire at a motel, Patty wonders whether she was at fault. She and Nonnie try to solve the mystery on the first day of senior year.
Miss Bareback Buckaroo
Aug 10, 2018
Bob takes Patty to a pageant in Alabama to meet his former mentor, Stella Rose. Coralee gets an unwelcome visit from her sister.
WMBS
Aug 10, 2018
Patty contemplates what to do with Stella Rose's necklace while also striving to win her first pageant, a mother-daughter event.
Bikinis and Bitches
Aug 10, 2018
Someone hacks Patty's phone and frames her for cyberbullying. Magnolia has an idea on how to save the day. Brick has a heart-to-heart with his dad.
Dunk 'N' Donut
Aug 10, 2018
Nonnie comes to terms with what she wants. Meanwhile, Patty struggles to decide between two love interests and prepares for her baptism.
Miss Magic Jesus
Aug 10, 2018
The ladies get ready for the Miss Magic Jesus pageant and the last-minute Bible trivia quiz. Bob wonders about his connection to Roxy.
Wieners and Losers
Aug 10, 2018
Patty has a very important decision to make about her future. Bob's father tells him to save his marriage with Coralee.
Bad Kitty
Aug 10, 2018
Pastor Mike convinces Patty she has a demon inside of her and Christian offers up a suggestion. Bob grapples with his feelings.
Banana Heart Banana
Aug 10, 2018
Bob Barnard leans in to his truth. Patty plans a charity roast in order to raise money for Dixie. Coralee comes up with a business idea.
Winners Win. Period.
Aug 10, 2018
Patty tries to make amends. The Bobs struggle with how to move forward. Regina believes in Coralee's entrepreneurial plan.
Why Bad Things Happen
Aug 10, 2018
Nonnie and Brick search for Patty when she goes missing. Bob is faced with a seemingly impossible decision. Regina gives Christian advice.
Season 2
No overview available for this season.
Pig
Oct 11, 2019
Patty and Bob work frantically to cover up her crimes and are met with a few surprises. The regionals queen is given her crown.
Dead Girl
Oct 11, 2019
While the police investigate the recent murder, Patty works to unite the pageant contestants in a public relations attempt to change the headlines.
Boomerang
Oct 11, 2019
Patty finds an eating disorder sponsor and meets a significant person. Bob takes on a new client. Coralee encourages Bob Barnard to run for mayor.
Poison Patty
Oct 11, 2019
Coralee and Regina throw a feminist period party. Bob goes polyamorous speed dating. Patty is haunted by visions while mentoring a "little sister."
Finding Magnolia
Oct 11, 2019
Magnolia visits Hughes University to try to piece together her lost memories. Dixie learns a shocking secret. Bob launches his mayoral campaign.
Eat and Run
Oct 11, 2019
A crushed Patty throws herself into her newfound talent with the help of a tempting instructor. Brick decides he wants to be a social media influencer.
Full Brazilian
Oct 11, 2019
Nonnie investigates a crime. Patty competes in the state pageant while simultaneously working her recovery program. Angie encounters trouble.
Pretty in Prison
Oct 11, 2019
A tragedy lands Patty in prison, where she helps plan a pageant. Meanwhile, Coralee and Bob's division of their home results in a surprise.
Ladybomb
Oct 11, 2019
The Bobs face off in a heated debate with quite a few twists, while Coralee tries to remove herself from danger. Patty and Nonnie go on a ghost tour.
The Most You You Can Be
Oct 11, 2019
The Miss American Lady pageant declares its winner as shocking truths come to light, and Patty embraces her inner self, much to Bob's dismay.