The Windsors

May 6, 2016

Charles tries to keep the family in order but Wills wants to mingle with the ordinary people so is working in a café. Pippa is jealous of Kate bagging a prince so uses her fantastic behind to lure Harry.

May 6, 2016

While on a humanitarian mission Kate contracts Ebola forcing Wills to rush to her bedside. Beatrice and Eugenie discover that the face paint they applied for the ball doesn't come off.

May 13, 2016

When a stranger claims Charles is his father it throws into question who is second in line to the throne. Wills and Kate shun royal life to live in Rickmansworth and Pippa is irked when Harry is set to marry down under.

May 20, 2016

Wills becomes obsessed with the Royal Variety Show, while Kate is preoccupied by the Archbishop of Canterbury.

May 27, 2016

Wills has become disillusioned with his role and calls for a referendum on the abolition of the monarchy.

Jun 3, 2016

President George Osborne has imposed extreme austerity since the abolishment of the monarchy. Can Wills save his family and the nation before it's sold to the Chinese?

Jul 5, 2017

Prince Charles refuses to help Theresa May secure a trade deal with the Chinese, but when Camilla withholds his conjugal rights, Charles agrees to host a banquet. Wills wants to be a hands-on dad, mixing with ordinary parents, but comes to realise childcare is a nightmare, while Pippa is preparing to marry Johnny, but is enraged that Kate has been made patron of Wimbledon and decides to put a gypsy curse on her.

Jul 12, 2017

Reviving his clubbing heyday, Harry buys a club and asks Kate to be the DJ, while Beatrice and Eugenie work the door.

Jul 19, 2017

The third instalment of the comedy soap opera about the royal family. Kate is reluctant to join a royal pheasant shoot at Sandringham, but Wills warns if she’s ever going to fit into the family she’d better kill something. Harry seeks revenge on Johnny for cheating him out of his nightclub. Wills stumbles upon his father’s identical twin brother Chuck, kept prisoner in the attic for 68 years following a mix-up that was supposed to see Charles locked away. Charles’s twin is the rightful heir, and seems like he’d make a wonderful king, but which version of Charles will the family choose?

Jul 26, 2017

The outrageous royal comedy soap opera continues. Kate and Wills visit Charles’s traditionalist new town, Poundbury in Dorset, where Charles is unveiling another statue of himself. Will Pippa leave her fiancé Johnny after she learns that he’s lost his fortune and has become a pizza delivery man? Kate runs into old flame Gypsy Ricky who reminds her they’re still married following a traditional gypsy ritual; will Camilla use this to destroy Kate in her latest plan to grab power?

Aug 2, 2017

The Royals are gathered at Balmoral where Camilla is determined to exact revenge on Theresa May, while Pippa plans to end Meghan and Harry's relationship

Aug 16, 2017

Charles announces he'll become absolute monarch, as the new Magna Carta decrees. He just needs one world leader's endorsement... Donald Trump arrives with an indecent proposal. Wills and Kate oppose the absolute monarchy, and Pippa's wedding day arrives but will Harry let her go through with it?

Feb 25, 2020

The government calls on the royal family to cheer up a divided nation. But while the younger royals are keen to do their bit, the older generation goes on strike. Meanwhile, Camilla is plotting to stir up resentment, Beatrice and Eugenie launch a new business venture, and Wills seeks words of wisdom from the spirit of Queen Victoria.

Mar 3, 2020

When Charles and Camilla visit the Middletons, the simmering tensions threaten to turn violent. Fergie and the girls go to Glastonbury. And Meghan catches Harry in a compromising position with Pippa.

Mar 10, 2020

Charles vows to prove he's not a crank. Wills wants his Duke of Edinburgh award. And Meghan realises Kate's been replaced by a robot - but who is the real duchess?

Mar 17, 2020

Charles officiates at the Church of Satan. Wills is tricked by his builder. Chalet girl Beatrice catches the eye of an eligible bachelor. And Harry does a deal with his doppelganger.

Mar 24, 2020

Kate worries she's boring. Beatrice and Eugenie are offered millions to be the face of a perfume... if they cut ties with Fergie. Anne invites David Beckham for a sleepover. And Meghan's had enough.

Mar 31, 2020

Donald Trump asks Charles and Camilla to be King and Queen of America, but Wills thinks something fishy is going on. Harry hires Pippa as a nanny. Meanwhile, who will walk Beatrice down the aisle?