Upright Citizens Brigade

Aug 19, 1998

A Realtor shows a house featuring the "Bucket of Truth" and a "Hot Chicks Room". Also featuring the Unabomber and his Girl Scout friend Cassie.

Sep 16, 1998

Big Red Cat gets harassed by a poo stick while performing mini-movies.

Sep 30, 1998

In an attempt to destabilize society by eradicating prejudice, the UCB host a benefit featuring the Saigon Suicide Squad.

Sep 2, 1998

"Power Marketing" guru Duke reveals the secret of his success: a new brain. Also, a new recruit is hired in the hyperminimalist office building, and the secret of the ass pennies is revealed.

Sep 9, 1998

A pro-union puppet show at the elementary school incites one boy to stand up to his bullying school-bus driver.

Aug 26, 1998

People use the heartwarming story of the toad to bring meaning to their lives.

Oct 7, 1998

A frat guy dates the Lady of the Lake, who bores him with the story of how she once presented King Arthur with Excalibur.

Oct 14, 1998

Andy goes back in time to play cards with Jesus and President Truman.

Oct 21, 1998

The UCB's cyborg project goes wrong.

Oct 28, 1998

Little Donny has a giant penis....but doesn't know it.

Jun 14, 1999

The Upright Citizens Brigade brings baby fights to the suburbs, and a boxer is forced to go ten rounds with a horse. Also, a member of the UCB dies 6 times.

Jun 21, 1999

A sex-obsessed psychic tracks a buxom jewel thief, and two procrastinating bomb squad officers seize an illegal dildo bong.

Jun 28, 1999

The Upright Citizens Brigade fights the onslaught of throwing star culture and watches Mogomra the Giant Country Lobster battle the Evil Fart monster.

Jul 5, 1999

The Upright Citizens Brigade gathers human oddities, including a businessman with a baby head hand and a senior citizen desperately trying to mate with a dolphin.

Jul 12, 1999

A salon owner keeps rich women beautiful by slapping them across the face, and a man burns calories by pretending to flee from armed soldiers.

Jul 26, 1999

The Upright Citizens Brigade infests a theme restaurant with a swarm of mutated comedians from the Friars Club, and a teenager discovers he can beat his curfew by faking his own kidnapping.

Aug 2, 1999

The Upright Citizens Brigade discovers a modern day holy relic: The Spaghetti Jesus.

Aug 9, 1999

The Upright Citizens Brigade puts a hooker in charge of a gourmet coffee shop.

Aug 16, 1999

A TV Weatherman desperately tries to save Miami from a devastating hurricane.

Aug 23, 1999

The Upright Citizens Brigade creates a documentary that finally reveals What is Supercool?

Jan 17, 2000

When a man tries "werewolf sex" to turn his girlfriend on, she stabs him with a wooden stake.

Jan 24, 2000

The Upright Citizens Brigade explores the seamy underworld of organized crime.

Jan 31, 2000

Grim Reapers work in shifts at the hospital, until they claim Workman's Comp for scythe-related injuries.

Feb 7, 2000

The Breaker-Uppers go on tour; The Murderers perform at an old-fashioned caka-walka.

Feb 21, 2000

The Glendale Fitness Authority sets up Fat Camps to imprison the overweight.

Feb 28, 2000

When one player is possessed by a demon at the college basketball game, the only thing that can save the day is Santa Liqueur.

Mar 6, 2000

When Adair is reincarnated as a sandwich, the UCB must fulfill a sexy prophecy to bring him back.

Mar 20, 2000

A quiet small town deals with earthquake parties, dolphin aliens, and Armageddon.

Mar 27, 2000

Mike the Astronaut is trapped in Virtual Reality with a malfunctioning telephone, forced to eat nothing but edible panties, and both verbally and physically abused by the French.

Apr 3, 2000

The first televised Pro Thunderball game! Three balls in play at all times, gorgeous honeys and vicious hounds to distract the players, and a car that roams the infield...