Storyline
Squidbillies is an animated television series about the Cuylers, an impoverished family of anthropomorphic hillbilly mud squids living in the Appalachian region of Georgia's mountains. The show is produced by Williams Street Studios for the Adult Swim programming block of Cartoon Network and premiered on October 16, 2005. It is written by Dave Willis, co-creator of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Jim Fortier, previously of The Brak Show, both of whom worked on the Adult Swim series Space Ghost Coast to Coast. The animation is done by Awesome Incorporated, with background design by Ben Prisk.
Episodes
Specials
No overview available for this season.
Perfect Hair Forever/Anime Talk Show
Nov 07, 2005
The viewer is treated to an anime parody involving a balding young man's quest to stop his balding process and to find perfect hair with the helpful advice from his sex-crazed "Uncle Grandfather" and a variety of colorful characters along the way. Cartoon Network's very own Space Ghost then hosts a "Special Presentation" panel talking with Meatwad, Sharko, and Squidbilliy Early Kyler on what they (and the viewers) just saw.
How I Make the Damn Show - Featurette
Jun 29, 2026
Chronicles the role of Unknown Hinson in the making of the show.
Deleted Scenes - Season 1 & 2
Jun 29, 2026
Art and Music Gallery - Season 1 & 2
Jun 29, 2026
Star Bar Conversation - Writers/Editors/Animators
Jun 29, 2026
Pilot Episode #1: Hot Dog Fever
Jun 29, 2026
Brief interviews with show producers before script audio and text.
Pilot Episode #4: Back to Square One - The League of Pointless Characters
Jun 29, 2026
Brief interviews with show producers before script audio and text.
Pilot Episode #5: 20 Minutes to Disappointment
Jun 29, 2026
Brief interviews with show producers before script audio and animation stills.
Pilot Episode #3: This One Almost Lost Me My Career
Jun 29, 2026
Brief interviews with show producers before script audio and text.
Pilot Episode #2: Space Baby in the Morning
Jun 29, 2026
Brief interviews with show producers before script audio and text.
Squidbillies Circle Jerk 2: Return Of The Self Congratulation
Jun 29, 2026
Writers, Producers, Animators discuss the show.
Art and Music Gallery - Season 3
Jun 29, 2026
Behind the Scenes & Dragon Con 2008
Jun 29, 2026
More behind the scenes footage of vocal recordings, show promos, and panel discussion at Dragon Con 2008.
Animation & Sketches
Jun 29, 2026
Recording - Do It
Jun 29, 2026
Promos
Jun 29, 2026
Nerding it up
Jun 29, 2026
Unknown Hinson
Jun 06, 2010
Unknown Hinson Live
Jun 29, 2026
Interview on the Theme Music
Jun 06, 2010
"America: Why I Love Her" Behind the Scenes
Sep 07, 2010
A behind the scenes look at the Squidbillies musical special, "America: Why I Love Her".
DragonCon 2009
Jun 29, 2026
Art and Music Gallery - Season 4
Jun 29, 2026
Dougal County Ink Off
Jun 29, 2026
DragonCon 2010
Jun 29, 2026
Art and Music Gallery - Season 5
Jun 29, 2026
Glenn's Revenge
Jun 29, 2026
The Scrambler Revealed
Jun 29, 2026
Guest Stars
Jun 29, 2026
Season 2 Promos
Jun 29, 2026
Season 4 Promos
Jun 29, 2026
Back When They Were RV and Donny - Early Squid Sketches
Jun 29, 2026
Funny Pete
Jun 29, 2026
DragonCon 2008
Jun 29, 2026
Season 5 Promos
Jun 29, 2026
Bumps
Jun 29, 2026
Funny Pete Stuff Part 2
Jun 29, 2026
Funny Pete Stuff Part 3
Jun 29, 2026
Season 1
No overview available for this season.
This Show Is Called Squidbillies
Oct 16, 2005
The backstories of how the Squidbillies, America's favorite family, came to be.
Take This Job and Love It
Oct 23, 2005
Early seeks employment in a difficult job market.
School Days, Fool Days
Oct 30, 2005
After a debilitating sports injury, Rusty is home schooled by Early.
Chalky Trouble
Nov 06, 2005
An ancient squid ceremony leads to revelations regarding Rusty's maternity.
Family Trouble
Nov 13, 2005
Revelations regarding Rusty's maternity lead to questions regarding Rusty's paternity.
Office Politics Trouble
Nov 20, 2005
Early concocts a popular new beverage.
Season 2
No overview available for this season.
Government Brain Voodoo Trouble
Sep 17, 2006
Early and Sheriff reach a crossroads.
Butt Trouble
Sep 24, 2006
Something strange comes out of Rusty's butt.
Double Truckin' the Tricky Two
Oct 01, 2006
Early tries to out-trick the Tricky Two numbers. Results include Rusty's eye being ripped out and Granny being ripped in half.
Swayze Crazy
Oct 08, 2006
Early, watching one Roadhouse too many, mistakes a legless fat man as Patrick Swayze.
Giant Foam Dickhat Trouble
Oct 15, 2006
Early goes to church wearing a giant foam penis hat and tries to steal a speaker. But when the speaker falls on him, he miraculously lives through it, and swears to praise the lord in every way.
Meth O.D. to My Madness
Oct 22, 2006
Early buys a "hog lagoon", a range where he lets people shoot at the local porkers for a fee. But when he can't pay off Dan Halen's monthly payment of $60, he has Lil cook up some Meth.
The Tiniest Princess
Oct 29, 2006
Early and Rusty are ready to go trick or treating for Halloween, but Granny's stories of a giant fire-ant man scare Rusty. Unfortunately, the legend is real, but Sherrif could prove helpful...
Asses to Ashes, Sluts to Dust
Nov 05, 2006
Early looks for money to get Granny a new gallbladder.
Bubba Trubba
Nov 12, 2006
Early and Rusty go to see "Plumber Bubba", a redneck plumber comedian who just might be a space alien out to suck people's brains out.
Burned and Reburned Again
Nov 19, 2006
Early is desperate for Krystal's attention, so they decide to get married. Until 38 Special shows up...
Terminus Trouble
Nov 26, 2006
Early, Rusty, and Sheriff head over to Atlanta to see the famous corner where Kenny stood with the Six Pack.
Survival of the Dumbest
Dec 10, 2006
Rusty seeks the truth of how man came to be. However, Early, Granny, Lil, and Sheriff aren't good preachers.
A Sober Sunday
Dec 17, 2006
Early attempts to find liquor on Sunday. Dan Halen creates clones to landslide Proposition 421.
Rebel with a Claus
Dec 24, 2006
Early takes Santa hostage, and only a NASCAR legend can save him.
Season 3
No overview available for this season.
Webnecks
Jan 20, 2008
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
Beast Implants
Jan 27, 2008
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
Tween Steam
Feb 03, 2008
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
Wing Nut
Feb 10, 2008
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Feb 17, 2008
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
Earth Worst
Feb 24, 2008
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
The Good One
Mar 02, 2008
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
Sharif
Mar 09, 2008
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
Condition: Demolition!
Mar 16, 2008
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
Mar 23, 2008
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
Apr 06, 2008
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Apr 13, 2008
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
Armageddon It On!
Apr 20, 2008
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
Apr 27, 2008
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
May 04, 2008
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
An Officer and a Dental Dam
May 11, 2008
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
The Okaleechee Dam Jam
May 18, 2008
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
Pile M for Murder
May 25, 2008
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
Mud Days and Cornfused
Jun 01, 2008
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
Krystal, Light
Jun 08, 2008
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
Season 4
No overview available for this season.
Lerm
May 17, 2009
After the Cuyler home ends up in an intergalactic "car wreck", Early finds a new friend in the alien, Lerm.
The Liar, The Bitch and the Bored Rube
May 24, 2009
Books are a window to an amazing new world, and that's why they're wrong.
The FIne Ol' Solution
May 31, 2009
Early protects menial American jobs from the Mexicans willing to do them.
Anabolic-holic
Jun 07, 2009
Rusty discovers that steroids have no negative repercussions.
Confessions of a Gangrenous Mind
Jun 14, 2009
Oldest living confederate widow doesn’t say anything of real relevance.
The Big Gay Throwdown
Jun 21, 2009
The Sheriff goes deep undercover to apprehend his most wanted man.
Atone Deaf
Jun 28, 2009
Early learns to deal with rage by punching it in the face.
God's Bro
Jul 05, 2009
The Cuylers slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God’s Bro.
Reunited, And It Feels No Good
Jul 19, 2009
Early learns the importance of family, and profiting off them.
Not Without My Cash Cow!
Jul 19, 2009
When the media sensationalizes his son’s disappearance, Early finds the coverage to be sensational.
Season 5
No overview available for this season.
Need for Weed
May 16, 2010
The discovery of Lil's secret drug operation brings widespread panic to Dougal County.
The Many Loves of Early Cuyler
May 23, 2010
Early has had sex with many different creatures. Rusty discovers that his penis is smaller than Rob Reiner's.
Dead Squid Walking
May 30, 2010
Rusty receives a treasure map from his great-grandfather in a prison.
Young, Dumb and Full of Gums
Jun 06, 2010
Dan Halen tells the citizens of Dougal Country about Obama sneaking fluoride and other mind bending drugs in to the drinking water to indoctrinate them with Socialist propaganda.
Holodeck Redneck
Jun 13, 2010
The Sheriff shows Granny, Early and Rusty the cube house of the hologram to use their imaginations. Billie Reaves as Mammy (Granny's real mother), Jonathan Katz as the Holodeck Therapist (Uncredited)
Frivolacious Squidigation?
Jun 20, 2010
Early sues Dan Halen after Granny gets hurt on one of the rides at the fair.
Fatal Distraction
Jun 27, 2010
Early's GPS unit develops a Bromance with him and tries to kill off Granny and Rusty so it and Early can be together. Featuring Paul Stanley of Kiss as himself.
Clowny Freaks
Jul 04, 2010
Rusty gets into a rap band and the fever catches Early as they both become "Clowny Freaks". Rusty eventually loses interest but not Early.
Lean Green Touchdown Makifying Machine
Jul 11, 2010
Rusty discovers that he is one of the greatest football players around and this affords him a chance to go to college, but Early is against it and does all he can to stop it from happening.
America: Why I Love Her
Jul 18, 2010
A very special Squidbillies musical in which Early and the rest of the group sing about how much they love the USA. First half-hour episode.
Season 6
No overview available for this season.
Asbestos I Can
Sep 11, 2011
Early's addiction to asbestos hats gives him a terminal disease, and the Sheriff decides to let Early have his last wishes granted.
Class of '86
Sep 18, 2011
The 25-year high school reunion rolls around. Dan Halen forces the Sheriff to keep Early from the party (as he dropped out in second grade), while the Sheriff begins to have flashbacks to Dan Halen's bullying.
Velvet Messiah
Sep 25, 2011
Early steals granny's picture of Jesus and pretends to be him by hiding behind the picture while telling people what to do.
Big E
Oct 02, 2011
Early attacks and nealy kills a radio announcer that upsets him. He ends up taking the announcers job and takes the title "Big E". He ends up losing the job when the announcer gets out of the hospital and shoots him in the face during a book signing.
Keeping It in the Family Way
Oct 09, 2011
Rusty finds a girlfriend and has sex for the first time. Early, infatuated with Rusty's girlfriend, becomes upset to and tries to break them up. Rusty later finds out that he is going to be a father and comes looking for her only to find that she has run away to be with her mother. He finds her and discovers that they are cousins.
Snow Daddy
Oct 16, 2011
Rusty forms a bond with a magical snowman who sheds doubt on Early's parenting skills.
Ballmart
Oct 23, 2011
Sheriff hires Granny and Early as greeters in Dan Halen's new Ball Mart super store.
The Pharaoh's Wad
Oct 30, 2011
Early becomes addicted to a video poker machine.
The Return of Gaga Pee Pap
Nov 06, 2011
A terminally ill GaGa returns to make peace with his family before death, and "get them again" one more time.
Trucked Up!
Nov 13, 2011
After being challenged on his knowledge of trucking by Rusty, Early recounts his time as The Scrambler, a rebel trucker who took on trucking runs that "couldn't be done" for Dan Halen running toxic waste from Dougal County to Paris.
Season 7
No overview available for this season.
Rusty and Tammi Sitting in a Tree, B-A-S-T-A-R-D
Jul 22, 2012
Rusty sacrifices his mediocre dreams to support the family that abandons him.
Beware the Butt-Cutter
Jul 29, 2012
Sheriff asks the townspeople to help catch a serial killer.
Squidbilly Manfishing
Aug 05, 2012
Sheriff and Rusty set out to join Early's guys-only fishin' weekend.
Green and Sober
Aug 12, 2012
Lil goes to drug rehab.
The Legend of Kid Squid
Aug 19, 2012
Early is jealous that Rusty is taking credit for crimes.
From Russia With Stud
Aug 26, 2012
Sheriff nearly makes the biggest mistake of his life.
Season 8
No overview available for this season.
Granite Caverns
Aug 11, 2013
Early becomes king of a cave.
Ga-Ga-Ghost
Aug 18, 2013
Early causes trouble with his father's ghost.
The Inkubator Lives!
Aug 25, 2013
Rusty becomes an amateur crime fighter, shirking his responsibilities as a deadbeat father.
Drone To The Bone
Sep 09, 2013
Rusty gets recruited to pilot drones for the Army. Early & Granny move into a new housing development, away from the chicken crap.
A Jailhouse Divided
Sep 15, 2013
Deputy Sheriff Denny runs for sheriff.
Stop. Jammertime!
Sep 22, 2013
A new judge sets out to punish criminals.
Thou Shale Not Drill
Sep 29, 2013
The squids debate fracture mining.
The Squid Stays in the Picture
Oct 06, 2013
Early is taken in by liberal Hollywood.
Gun of a Son
Oct 13, 2013
In a plot to prove guns should be legal, Early shoots Rusty.
Season 9
No overview available for this season.
Hetero-Cephalo Agenda
Sep 21, 2014
Early picks the wrong side in the battle for marriage equality.
Limbitless
Sep 28, 2014
Early trades his legs.
Taint Misbehavin'
Oct 05, 2014
Dan Halen faces his own mortality and finds solace in an ancient religion.
Ink Is Thicker Than Blood, Which Is Thicker Than Water
Oct 12, 2014
Rusty commits a felony offense to prove he's a good dad.
Bunker Down, You Hairy Dawg!
Oct 19, 2014
Early acquires a doomsday bunker when he triggers the collapse of society.
A Walk To Dignity
Nov 02, 2014
Sheriff's dad breaks the law.
Granny Hotfoot
Nov 09, 2014
Early discovers a new way to defeat Granny.
Sheriff-in-law
Nov 16, 2014
Early directs his love in the wrong places.
Hybrid To Hell
Nov 23, 2014
Early loses the love of his life.
Jose, Can You? Si!
Nov 30, 2014
Early learns the value of a hard day's work done by someone else.
Season 10
No overview available for this season.
Lipstick on a Squid
Jul 10, 2016
In the 10th season premiere, the Cuylers donate their bodies to science.
Southern Pride and Prejudice
Jul 17, 2016
Early gets stuck in a symbol of his own oppression.
Trackwood Race-ist
Jul 24, 2016
Early battles his grandson.
The Peep
Jul 31, 2016
Sheriff tries stand-up comedy.
Vicki
Aug 07, 2016
Sheriff's old classmate makes the mistake of returning to town.
Cephalo-ectomy
Aug 14, 2016
You can take the squid out of the boy, but it's not covered by insurance.
Greener Pastor
Aug 21, 2016
Scott Hilley dies.
Squash B'Gosh
Oct 30, 2016
Jealousy sparks industry sparks grave robbery sparks the apocalypse.
Thanks-taking
Nov 20, 2016
Rusty’s new friend gets invited to a very special Thanksgiving dinner.
Season 11
America, get ready for Squidbillies season 11, where you’ll see the Cuylers solve America’s two most pressing issues, the war on Christmas and gender-neutral restrooms - plus a handful of artists cover the show’s theme song.
Dove in an Iron Cage
Oct 15, 2017
Justice is served, mayo free.
The Guzzle Bumpkin
Oct 22, 2017
Grab deez nutz and Guzzle up!
Jacksonville Jackass
Oct 29, 2017
Sheriff discovers alcohol at the world's largest outdoor cocktail party.
The Knights of the Noble Order of the Mystic Turquoise Goblet
Nov 05, 2017
Early's most confusing conspiracy theory turns out to be false.
The Ballad of the Latrine Marine
Nov 12, 2017
It takes a man to make the women's room safe from men who think they're women.
Debased Ball
Nov 19, 2017
Early exploits himself for attention.
Tortuga de Mentiras
Nov 26, 2017
Everyone lies and all the houses burn.
Duel of the Dimwits
Dec 03, 2017
Two idiots argue about stuff nobody cares about.
The War On the War On Christmas
Dec 10, 2017
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Dewey Two-ey
Dec 17, 2017
Two idiots open competing taquerias mere feet from one another.
Season 12
No overview available for this season.
Forever Autumn
Aug 11, 2019
Dan Halen's foolish new plan prompts Early to open a foolish new business.
Galvin
Aug 11, 2019
Granny finds love and Early loses his mind
Muscadine Wine
Aug 18, 2019
Early and Tammi start a band in a star-studded episode
The Reenactment of the Repulsion of the Siege of Cuyler Mountain
Aug 25, 2019
After finding a priceless Civil War relic, Early sells it for a reasonable price
Rich Dan, Poor Dan
Aug 25, 2019
Dan Halen is disappointed to discover financial bankruptcy is not as good as moral bankruptcy
Cooler-Heads Prevail
Sep 08, 2019
A premium cooler allows Early to enjoy a new, highfalutin lifestyle
Blue Lives Battered
Sep 08, 2019
A social media stunt almost takes Sheriff's life.
There's Sucker Porn Every Minute
Sep 15, 2019
Early lets his beak flag fly.
Events By Russell
Sep 15, 2019
Rusty's new party business is disrupted by Early
Season 13
No overview available for this season.
One Man Banned
Nov 08, 2021
Early exercises his freedom of speech by speaking differently from now on.
Let 'er R.I.P.
Nov 08, 2021
The Roadkill Rembrandt rides again.
No Space Like Home
Nov 15, 2021
Early revisits the storage unit where he spent his childhood.
Scorn on the 4th of July
Nov 15, 2021
Early poses as a military veteran to save 10% on an omelet.
Zen and the Art of Truck-Boat-Truck Maintenance
Nov 22, 2021
Early achieves enlightenment, then shoves it down everyone else's throat.
Who-Gives-a-Flip?
Nov 22, 2021
The exploits of a squid family and their interactions with the community.
Ol' Hootie
Dec 06, 2021
Terror strikes from the skies.
The Liceman Cometh
Dec 13, 2021
Early is forced to choose between his community and his hats.
This Show Was Called Squidbillies
Dec 13, 2021
Saying farewell to America's favorite animated family.