

Tyler Perry's House of Payne
A multigenerational, working-class family experience life's struggles with faith, love and, most importantly, humor. Curtis, aka 'Pops', the uncle and head of the household, has house and home turned upside down when an unexpected event forces his nephew, CJ, and CJ’s kids to move in, putting three generations under one roof. This chaotic living situation takes its toll on cranky Pops, who is reluctant to have his routine disturbed. In addition to CJ’s family, Pops and Ella’s son, Calvin, a wise-cracking, broke college student, hangs out at home, making it impossible for any peace and quiet. It soon becomes evident just how wide the gap is, as the family tries to find a way to coexist through all of life’s hilarious ups and downs.
Cast

LaVan Davis
Curtis Booker T. Payne

Cassi Davis
Ella Williams-Payne

Allen Payne
Clarence 'C.J.' Payne Jr.

Doc Shaw
Malik Payne

Lance Gross
Calvin Payne

Keshia Knight Pulliam
Miranda Lucas-Payne
Seasons

E1Bully and the Beast
Jun 6, 2007
Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.
E2I Can Cry If I Want To
Jun 6, 2007
C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.
E3More Than Meets the Eye
Jun 13, 2007
C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.
E4Busted
Jun 13, 2007
Janine's drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.
E5Lost and Found
Jun 20, 2007
C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.
E6Down and Outted
Jun 20, 2007
Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out.
E7No Money, Mo’ Problems
Jun 27, 2007
C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ella's house as his own to impress a girl.
E8Just Say No
Jun 27, 2007
A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse.
E9Surprise, Surprise
Jul 4, 2007
Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.
E10Father Knows Best
Jul 4, 2007
Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.
E11I Keep Coming Up Short
Jul 11, 2007
Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.
E12The Buck Stops Here
Jul 11, 2007
The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.
E13Wax On, Wax Off
Jul 18, 2007
Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.
E14Head of the Class
Jul 18, 2007
Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.
E15Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1
Jul 25, 2007
An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.
E16Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2
Jul 25, 2007
The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.
E17Cracking Under Pressure
Aug 1, 2007
Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.
E18Club PCP
Aug 1, 2007
Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.
E19Sadly Mistaken
Aug 8, 2007
Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.
E20And Justice for All
Aug 8, 2007
Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.
E21I Got the Hook Up
Aug 15, 2007
Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.
E22Absolutely Positive
Aug 15, 2007
Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.
E23The Perfect Storm
Aug 22, 2007
The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.
E24Teacher's Pet
Aug 22, 2007
After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, they keep it a secret, and it becomes a problem, and the mayhem becomes the order of the day.
E25Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1
Aug 29, 2007
Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.
E26Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2
Sep 5, 2007
Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.
E27Weeping May Endure for a Night
Sep 12, 2007
Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Brown's funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house which makes Brown thinks his Daddy really hates him. After going on another bad date, Calvin starts a website called "She's A Whack" dot com only for it to backfire on him.
E28The Big Test
Sep 19, 2007
C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test.
E29Balancing Act
Sep 26, 2007
C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.
E30Why Can't We Be Friends
Oct 3, 2007
Jazmine's friend, Tiffany, convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany devise a plan to break up C.J. and Nicole. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik clean out the attic and bond.
E31Dog Day Afternoon
Oct 10, 2007
While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.
E32New Beginnings
Oct 17, 2007
When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine asks Ella to get her into a rehab.
E33Heavy Petting
Oct 24, 2007
When an old friend of C.J.'s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get a pooch.
E34The Fast and the Furious
Oct 31, 2007
Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.
E35Gone in 60 Seconds
Nov 7, 2007
Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could ever imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to steal Curtis' motorcycle, leaving Curtis no choice but to press charges, causing Ella to kick him out of the house. (Part one of three.)
E36Lost Without U
Nov 14, 2007
C.J. and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of C.J.'s problems. Curtis filled charges against Malik, who faces time in prison for stealing and wrecking Curtis' motorcycle. Meanwhile, the firehouse crew must find a way to get Curtis back into the house that Ella kicked him out of before they go insane.
E37I Rest My Case
Nov 21, 2007
Malik and Tracie's nephew Kyle go to court to be sentenced for stealing Curtis' motorcycle.
E38A House is Not a Home
Nov 28, 2007
C.J. thinks they he may have found the perfect new apartment for he and the kids, but he soon learns that his dream home is too good to be true. Curtis is ecstatic that C.J. and the kids are finally getting out of his house. Meanwhile, Ella has had enough of Janine once she learns that she has been taking advantage of her.
E39Home Alone
Dec 5, 2007
Just as C.J. and the kids adjust to their new surroundings, an unexpected break in changes everything. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella are thrilled to have their home all to themselves again.
E40The Wench Who Saved Christmas
Dec 12, 2007
Christmas has arrived and everyone is excited...except for Curtis. When he learns that Ella decided to cancel their holiday vacation to help celebrate C.J. and the kids spending Christmas without Janine, Curtis throws a Scrooge-like tantrum. He returns to reality after being in a dream state where Madea haunts him into realizing the true meaning of the holiday season.
E41Trial by Fire: Part 1
Dec 19, 2007
When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.
E42Trial by Fire: Part 2
Dec 26, 2007
When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.
E43Trial by Fire: Part 3
Jan 2, 2008
As C.J. fights for his life, he regains consciousness while awaiting the help from the other firefighters.
E44Reality Check
Jan 9, 2008
The firehouse becomes the subject of a new reality series about firefighters, but the producer of the show tampers with everyone's interviews by showing them in a not-so perfect image. Meanwhile, C.J. and Ella are at odds when Ella decides to takes the children to see their mother without C.J.'s consent.
E45Piece of Mind
Jan 16, 2008
The family visits a therapist and after a group session degenerates into a shouting match, the therapist sees them in individual sessions.
E46There's No Place Like Home
Jan 23, 2008
Janine comes to Ella after getting out of rehab and she moves into the house causing the rest of family to become upset. Curtis fails the fireman physical but is in denial about eating better or exercising.
E47Mommie Dearest
Jan 30, 2008
C.J. is at odds with the family as they continue to allow Janine to live with them. The Payne family ties are once again tested when Malik becomes embarrassed by Janine's arrival as he wants to avoid being taunted by his classmates because of his troubled mother.
E48You Big Dummy
Feb 6, 2008
Janine and C.J. are at odds when she takes the children out to an amusement park without C.J.'s consent. But the drama ensues when C.J. discovers that Calvin has been dating Tracie behind his back. Meanwhile, Curtis guides the firehouse into a mandatory CPR certification.
E49It's a Boy
Feb 13, 2008
Tracie gets frustrated when Calvin won't stop playing video games with Malik and Kyle.Tracie tells him that if he wants to be with her, he has to be more mature.
E50No Payne, No Gain
Feb 20, 2008
Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.
E51Devil in a Blue Suit
Feb 27, 2008
Devil in a Blue Suit Janine acts strangely, leading her family to think she is using drugs again. With Blue back in her life, the family must find a way to fix Janine's past. Meanwhile, Malik gets a paper route to pay for sneakers.
E52Bad Influence
Mar 5, 2008
Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug.
E53Play on Playa
Mar 12, 2008
Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.
E54It's Getting Hot in Here
Mar 19, 2008
C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.
E55Don't Get It Twisted
Mar 26, 2008
The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.
E1Wife Swap
Mar 5, 2008
Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.
E2Stop Being All Funky
Mar 5, 2008
C.J. meets Janine's new boyfriend, Bryan and becomes jealous when Bryan spoils the kids with expensive gifts.
E3Guess Who Is Coming to Dinner
Mar 12, 2008
As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?
E4Game Over
Mar 12, 2008
The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.
E5Crazy in Love
Dec 12, 2007
Curtis' womanizing friend Jimmy, who sponges off women, charms Claretha. Meanwhile C.J. has to deal with an all too grateful woman after saving her life - much to the amusement of his fellow firefighters.
E6Time to Clean House
Sep 19, 2007
The family has had it with Calvin's shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean house.
E7Living with Liz
Sep 19, 2007
Janine's mother, Liz, comes for a surprise visit, but she brings with her an attitude that needs readjusting. Fortunately, the Paynes are all about readjusting attitudes, especially Curtis. The Paynes discover that Janine's father threw Liz out of the house, so they attempt to bring the two back together. Meanwhile, Janine's having a hard time hiding that she's pregnant.
E8Aches and Paynes
Sep 19, 2007
Jazmine reveals her fear of visiting the dentist when she develops a painful toothache. Meanwhile, Calvin is devastated once he receives the news that Tracie wants to see other people and end their relationship.
E9It's a Boy
Sep 19, 2007
While the crew responds to an emergency call, Curtis finds himself all alone at the firehouse with a very pregnant woman. Meanwhile, Calvin and Tracie's relationship begins to wilt when Tracie questions if Calvin's ready for a mature relationship.
E10The Big Bang Theory
Sep 26, 2007
Blue, Janine's former drug dealer, demands that he receives the money that she owes him or he will threaten to harm the family. Meanwhile, another bully at Malik's school starts to harass him. But he finds Curtis' gun in the closet and soon believes that he's found the answer to his problem.
E11Step It Up
Sep 26, 2007
Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.
E12Expectations
Sep 26, 2007
Janine, CJ and their respective dates attend a party, but revelations about Janine's pregnancy cause complications. Elsewhere, when the TV fades out, Curtis connects with the cable guy.

E13Cheers
Dec 5, 2007
Malik tries out for cheer leading to obtain the girls' phone numbers but things backfire when he becomes the only male cheerleader. A pregnant Janine packs to move in with Bryan.
E14Can I Get a Witness?
Jan 30, 2008
Ella heads to the hospital after a lump is found in her breast. She confides in Janine but hides it from the rest of the family. Meanwhile, another crisis develops when Calvin witnesses a neighborhood crime, and is urged to go under witness protection.

E15Commencement Day
Dec 19, 2007
Janine asks Ella to keep her new-found pregnancy a secret. Meanwhile Calvin is going to graduate, but finds out he won't and delays telling Curtis about it.

E16A Shock to the System
Dec 26, 2007
Malik's best friend, Kevin gets into an accident while staying at the Payne's house. Malik fears losing his best friend. Meanwhile, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired after insulting his boss, and starts working at the barbershop.

E17Moral Dilemma
Jan 2, 2008
When $50,000 is found in CJ's truck, a moral dilemma about what to do with the cash begins tearing the Paynes apart. Of course, Curtis wants it as payment for housing CJ's family, but the Paynes can always rely on Ella to lead them to do the right thing.

E18Sex, Lies and Videotapes
Dec 5, 2007
CJ corners Tanya when he sees a too revealing video of her.

E19The Beat Down
Dec 5, 2007
Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer who has an abusive boyfriend. Meanwhile, Delante has 2 girlfriends and bites off more than he can chew.

E20Respect Me
Dec 5, 2007
Angel is fed up with the boorish behavior of her fellow firefighters and complains. But when they no longer treat her as one of the guys she feels excluded. Ella and Malik put a stop to Jasmine's prank.
E21Trial By Fire Pt. 2
Dec 12, 2007
Curtis and his team continue to strategize the best way in order to rescue C.J., who remains trapped in the burning house unconscious. Meanwhile, Malik continues to win over his new crush, Taylor.

E22Trial By Fire Pt. 3
Dec 12, 2007
The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

E23Crazy in Love
Dec 12, 2007
Curtis' old friend sets his sights on Claretha, and Ella doesn't it like it one bit. Curtis must choose between pleasing his wife, or staying cool with his friend. Meanwhile, C.J. is stalked by a woman he rescued.

E24Reality Check
Dec 19, 2007
The firehouse becomes the subject of a reality show titled “Sparks,” but the firefighters get burned when the host manipulates their interviews. Elsewhere, Ella takes the children to visit Janine---without CJ's consent.

E25Piece of Mind
Dec 19, 2007
The Payne gang decides to see a family therapist against Curtis' will. After each family member spends time with the therapist, it's the doctor who needs psychiatric help.
E1Aches and Paynes
Jan 2, 2008
Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but it's like pulling teeth trying to get her to see a dentist.
E2The Big Bang Theory
Jan 9, 2008
Janine's former drug dealer wants the money she owes threatens to come back and the harm the family if she doesn't pay. Curtis buys a handgun for safety against Ella's will. Meanwhile, Malik is dealing with another bully at school. When he finds Uncle Curtis' gun in the closet, he figures his problems are over.
E3Step It Up
Jan 9, 2008
Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.
E4No Pain, No Gain
Jan 16, 2008
Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

E5Devil in a Blue Suit
Jan 16, 2008
The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

E6Bad Influence
Jan 23, 2008
Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug. Jazmine, meanwhile, has been chosen to play the princess in her school play, but after her parents try to help her prepare, she winds up getting demoted. But Calvin has the perfect advice for her.

E7Play on Playa
Jan 23, 2008
Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.

E8Its Getting Hot in Here
Jan 30, 2008
C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.

E9Don't Get It Twisted
Jan 30, 2008
The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.
E10Wife Swap
Mar 5, 2008
Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.
E11Stop Being All Funky
Mar 5, 2008
Janine dates an ex-football star, and CJ goes out with Tanya. CJ starts to feel uncomfortable when Janine's date gives out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Curtis develops a man crush on Janine's date
E12Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?
Mar 12, 2008
As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?
E13Game Over
Mar 12, 2008
The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.
E14Can I get a Witness?
Mar 19, 2008
Ella is trouble when she finds out that she may have breast cancer while Calvin has witnessed a neighborhood crime and is tracked down. After Ella is tested, Janine decides to get tested and finds out that she is pregnant.
E15Commencement Day
Mar 19, 2008
Calvin finds out that he is graduating, but the school makes a mistake putting him on a signed death wish with Curtis. Ella must not tell about Janine's pregnancy, and it is harder than she thought.
E16A Shock to the System
Mar 26, 2008
Malik's best friend, Kevin is injured in a hit and run accident, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired the next day due to laziness.
E17Compromising Position
Mar 26, 2008
Curtis is offered a job in Los Angeles, and Ella doesn't want to move. Meanwhile, C.J.'s girlfriend, Tanya, has a friend that is attracted to CJ.
E18Moral Dilemma
Apr 2, 2008
When C.J. finds 50,000 dollars in his truck, the family must decide what to do with the money.
E19Sex, Lies and Videotapes
Apr 2, 2008
C.J. finds out that Tanya was in a rap music video years ago, the F.B.I. uses the Payne home for a stakeout.
E20Time to Clean House
Apr 9, 2008
The family has had it with Calvin's ungrateful shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean her house.
E21Living with Liz
Apr 9, 2008
Janine's mother moves in with the Paynes, and Janine has a hard time not revealing that she's pregnant. It is then discovered that Janine's father kicked Liz out of the house.
E22Beat Down
Apr 16, 2008
Ella and Claretha help out a church member who has a domestic abusive boyfriend.
E23Expectations
Apr 16, 2008
Janine's pregnancy is revealed at a social gathering, Curtis befriends a cable man who could possibly be his son.
E24Cheers
Apr 23, 2008
Malik has a scheme to get phone numbers from cheerleaders and ends up being a cheerleader. Janine gets ready to move in with Bryan so they can prepare to raise their child.
E25R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me
Apr 23, 2008
Malik babysits Jazmine, the guys at the firehouse upset Angel.
E1Driving Me Crazy
Jun 4, 2008
Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew Brandon who is a total nightmare. Meanwhile, Claretha's car is stolen.
E2Reunited and¬タᆭ..It Don't Feel so Good
Jun 4, 2008
Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results.
E3What the-?
Jun 4, 2008
Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy; everyone is happy for her except for Kiki when she finds out that Dana is dating her younger brother.
E5How Do You Spell….It's All About Me?
Jun 11, 2008
Ella is spending a lot of time away from home and Curtis is beginning to wonder if she is having an affair. Meanwhile, Jazmine participates in a spelling bee.
E6And....Cut!
Jun 11, 2008
Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie.
E7Old School vs. New School
Jun 18, 2008
It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.
E8Fire and Disire
Jun 18, 2008
Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.
E9Unsung Heros
Jun 25, 2008
Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them.
E10Pissed, Poor and Paranoid
Jun 25, 2008
Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home. Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop.
E11True Lies
Jul 2, 2008
Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.
E12That Sounds Sweet
Jul 2, 2008
Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business. Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress a girl.
E13Meet the Lucases
Jul 9, 2008
Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Miranda's parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success.
E14Out on a Limb
Jul 9, 2008
Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip---and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.
E15Can't Buy Me Love
Jul 16, 2008
Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Miranda---but his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a helping hand.
E16To Have and to Hold
Jul 16, 2008
Calvin's unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance blooms there. And none other than Janine makes an unexpected appearance.
E17Unexpected Results
Jul 23, 2008
When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the gifted---in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbles trying to deliver shocking news to Tanya.
E18Let's Get Ready to Rumble
Jul 23, 2008
The Paynes prep for Jazmine's big slumber party, a bash that only seems to annoy Curtis. CJ and Janine step out to buy party items, but they get into a hair-raising situation at the barbershop, where they run afoul of a robber.
E19Father's Day
Jul 30, 2008
Curtis' dad arrives to meet Calvin's fiancée, only to discover they share an unpleasant past. A subplot involves a man significantly impacted by Hurricane Katrina.
E21All is Not Lost!
Jul 30, 2008
With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But the sessions only cause Miranda to further question married life with Calvin.
E22Party Over Here!
Aug 6, 2008
Calvin's family and buddies get set to throw him a bachelor party, despite Calvin's promise to Miranda that the big bash would be canceled. Ensuing complications then jeopardize the couple's fast-approaching nuptials
E23The Last Supper
Aug 6, 2008
Calvin and Miranda are inundated with marital advice at their wedding rehearsal and dinner, which turn problematic because of an unforeseen guest, boozy buffoonery and a fainting spell.
E24We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 1)
Aug 6, 2008
It's Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day, with various issues threatening to ruin the special event. One mighty complication: Miranda's father helps to deliver triplets.
E25We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 2)
Aug 6, 2008
Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day.
E77Labor Paynes (2)
Dec 3, 2008
E79Guys' Night Out, girls Night In
Jun 4, 2008
Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in.
E1Labor Paynes (1)
Dec 3, 2008
Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital.
E2Labor Paynes (2)
Dec 3, 2008
While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.
E3Your Wife's a Payne
Dec 10, 2008
Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.
E4Casa De Payne
Dec 10, 2008
Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.
E5It's A Payne Growing Up
Dec 17, 2008
Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsel's Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.
E6Payne And Prejudice
Dec 17, 2008
The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her back at the barbershop.
E7Payneful News
Feb 11, 2009
Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders."
E8Payneful Loss
Feb 11, 2009
Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda.
E9Payneful Employment
Feb 18, 2009
CJ gets a very important job interview in another city which excites Curtis who begins to think he might finally have the house to himself again.
E10Slightly Payneful Truth
Feb 18, 2009
Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick.
E11Joy and Payne
Feb 25, 2009
Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.
E12A Sisters Payne
Feb 25, 2009
Kiki's brother, Darnell returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the 'no date' rule by having a date in Malik's back yard.
E13A Grand Payne
Mar 4, 2009
Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.
E14Games People Play
Mar 4, 2009
The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes date, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.
E15Help Wanted
Apr 8, 2009
Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company.
E16Old Lady Paynes
Apr 8, 2009
When Ella's demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, there's a hair-raising quandary at the barbershop when Floyd's supposedly dead first wife emerges.
E17I Don't Know This Payne
Apr 15, 2009
Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new 'man world.'
E18Paul Mall
Apr 15, 2009
Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man.
E19With Friends Like These
Apr 22, 2009
Malik forms a new friendship with a fellow student who is being abused in the classroom because of his HIV positive status. Elsewhere, when Rosie calls out sick, Consuela is left in charge with the boutique.
E20The Talent Show
Apr 22, 2009
The firehouse is being jeopardized by city budget cuts. But holding a big fund raising talent show, along with an appearance by Gladys Knight, could still save the firehouse and the firemen's jobs. Meanwhile, Diego is still dealing with post war anger issues.
E21Bringing Down the House
Apr 29, 2009
The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall.
E22Moving Day
Apr 29, 2009
Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.
E23Moving Out
May 27, 2009
Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.
E24Back Where We Belong
May 27, 2009
Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivia's act of love.
E25Surprise! (Part 1 of 2)
Jun 3, 2009
Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.
E26Surprise! (Part 2 of 2)
Jun 3, 2009
Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.
E1Where's the Payne?
Nov 4, 2009
A forced retirement for Curtis creates obstacles, but the drama spikes when Miranda goes missing. Elsewhere, Claretha returns without her said husband and moves in with Curtis and Ella.
E2Recurring Paynes
Nov 4, 2009
Miranda remains missing, and her mother storms on over to the house. She blames Calvin for her disappearance and even called the police on him! She believes Calvin is a suspect in her vanishing. Meanwhile, CJ, Janine and Jazmine return, hoping to stay with Curtis and Ella. And a secret is unearthed regarding Curtis's forced retirement. Also, Jazmine has become very intelligent due to her being at a school for gifted children but it concerns the family because she is acting so weird.
E3Wigging Out
Nov 11, 2009
Miranda finally returns and tells Calvin there is no baby. Despite his pleads, begs, and understanding Miranda refuses to let Calvin stay in the condo therefore, shocked and confused, Calvin must move back in with Curtis and Ella.Claretha decides to start a home business.
E4Payne Speaking
Nov 11, 2009
Curtis protests his retirement at City Hall and C.J. reveals to Curtis that he's taking Curtis's job at the firehouse. Meanwhile, Ella battles with an innovative new pastor who plans to shut down the help center to make way for a new multi-media outreach program.
E5Parental Payne
Nov 18, 2009
Calvin confronts Miranda, thinking she had an abortion. Meanwhile, the school casts Malik in its production of Othello but the supposedly bigot father of the white girl cast opposite Malik won't allow Malik to kiss her in the play.
E6Payne, Payne Go Away
Nov 18, 2009
It's a revolving door at the Payne house when CJ, Janine and the children move out, and Floyd in turn moves in because of his divorce. Then there's Jazmine. The youngster, feeling ignored and jealous, makes the choice to run away.
E7Marriage Paynes
Nov 25, 2009
All three of the Payne couples (Curtis and Ella, C.J.and Janine, and Calvin and Miranda) go on an eye-opening marriage retreat. At the end of the retreat, Miranda asks Calvin for a divorce. Meanwhile, Claretha and Floyd babysit for the twins while everyone is out of the house.
E8Ms. Curtis
Dec 2, 2009
It's an awkward up-and-down meeting for Calvin and Miranda when they get trapped in an elevator together, their first encounter after she asked for a divorce. Meanwhile, Curtis unwittingly takes Ella's estrogen pills. At the end Miranda and Calvin finally overcome their marriage problems before they reach the dreaded "33rd Floor".
E9Oh Christmas Payne
Dec 9, 2009
Family and friends share their different versions of the Nativity story when Jazmine fails to appreciate her gift from Ella (a wooden version of the Nativity scene).
E10Til Payne Do Us Part
Dec 23, 2009
Curtis and Ella are shocked to learn that their not legally married, so Claretha and Floyd convince them to enjoy single life.
E11Payneful Reunion
Mar 3, 2010
When Ella tries to arrange a family reunion, a chagrined Jazmine opposes the idea of connecting with her extended family. As such, Curtis and Ella set out to teach her a valuable lesson about honoring her family heritage.
E12From the Mouths of Babes
Mar 3, 2010
The issue of birth control creates divisions between CJ and Janine. Meanwhile, surprise developments transpire when Calvin and Miranda spend a day with Jazmine.
E13Blackout X 3
Mar 10, 2010
A blackout ironically sheds light on all three Payne couples when Curtis, CJ and Calvin are taken away from their televised football game and keep company with their wives.
E14Lady Sings to Blue
Mar 10, 2010
The Paynes worry that the newly happy Janine might be returning to drugs after her erstwhile dealer arrives. And Curtis is turning Japanese---that is, he becomes captivated by Japanese culture
E15Something Brewing
Mar 17, 2010
Janine cares for her dying former dealer, jeopardizing her relationship with C.J.; Floyd and Curtis launch a beer-brewing business. While at the help center C.J. and Janine pray that Blue will be led to Heaven while dying.
E16Seal of Approval
Mar 17, 2010
Malik decides to join the ROTC, upsetting Janine. And Curtis is fired up when he's hired by the fire department---but it's not in the capacity he expected.
E17Payneful Pie
Mar 25, 2010
Ella breaks some news, which only creates a downturn in Curtis' financial plans. Elsewhere, Calvin squares off against Miranda's critical mother.
E18How Do You Like Your Roast?
Mar 25, 2010
Curtis is the man of honor at a surprise retirement party. In other developments, a case of puppy love blooms for Jazmine.
E19Curtis Sings the Blues
Mar 31, 2010
Curtis spirals into a depressive funk following successive life-altering events, but he gets support from a very unlikely source. In other developments, Calvin and Miranda compete against CJ and Janine in a bid for a weekend getaway.
E20Firestorm
Mar 31, 2010
During a fire routine a fireman dies under CJ's authority and he blames himself. Meanwhile, Ella studies a book at school and recommends the literary work to Miranda and Claretha.
E21Heartbeat
Apr 7, 2010
A pregnancy scare upends Calvin and Miranda's world. Elsewhere, Curtis' sales scheme lands him in trouble with the law.
E22Through the Fire
Apr 7, 2010
Janine's mother (Anne-Marie Johnson) arrives, to a downcast CJ's immense annoyance. Elsewhere, Curtis is a flop during his guest-star role on a morning TV show.
E23The Bible: King Payne's Version
Apr 14, 2010
Ella futilely tries to fit in with college-age peers in her study group; Curtis offers his own unique spin on religion when he teaches at Jazmine's Bible school.
E24Matured Investment
Apr 14, 2010
A different side of Calvin opens up when he cares for Calvin Jr. Elsewhere, new neighbors arrive---and they have unique notions about relationships.
E25Who's Your Daddy, Now?
Apr 21, 2010
Daddy issues plague CJ, who at long last meets his birth father. Elsewhere, Curtis tries not to miss a beat when he helps Jazmine choose a musical instrument.
E26Feet of Clay
Apr 21, 2010
Curtis' old pal resurfaces, only to emerge as a much different person than before. Additionally, Calvin works to awe a nursery-school recruiter in the hopes of getting his child enrolled.
E27Date Night X 3
Apr 28, 2010
The Payne men are pressured to take their wives out on the town, resulting in some poor date fate.
E28Watch the Son Shine
Apr 28, 2010
Calvin and Ella work on a school project. Meanwhile, Curtis anticipates his first post-retirement interview and gets pointers from Malik.
E29The Drinking Game
May 5, 2010
Malik and a pal are home alone, and they exploit that freedom. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella have dinner at a top-notch restaurant, but the evening lacks flavor when Curtis tangles with a snobby waiter.
E30Who's on Top?
May 5, 2010
CJ meets his new boss. Meanwhile, Floyd's ex-wife reappears, pulling Ella and Curtis into the dramas of a messy love triangle.
E31Help! Help! Help!
May 12, 2010
When the help center must close due to a flood, Ella is forced to work at home, resulting in a chagrined Curtis and a flow of dramas. Elsewhere, a serious accident affects the Paynes.
E32Stinging Payne
May 12, 2010
CJ tries to create a trap for his new boss and enlists Curtis to help him. Elsewhere, Calvin and Miranda's financial condition worsens.
E33Worth Fighting For
May 19, 2010
Malik tries to win over an upperclassman by dueling with a bully. Meanwhile, Calvin puts into motion a plan to solve his financial problems.
E34Who's Your Nanny
May 19, 2010
The mother of Calvin's child reappears and breaks stunning news. Meanwhile, the family must hire a nanny due to Janine's new work schedule.
E35The Chef
May 26, 2010
Malik cooks up a scheme to impress his girlfriend, lying to her that he's a gourmet chef. Desperate, he then turns to Curtis to help him prepare a tasty dish. Meanwhile, Calvin's second job keeps him away from Miranda.
E36My Fair Curtis
May 26, 2010
Floyd hopes to win Claretha's heart. Cut to Curtis and Ella, who are enlisted to help him. In addition, CJ's boss bombards him with more lusty advances.
E37Rest for the Weary
Jun 2, 2010
Calvin falls into a perilous circumstance when he takes on two jobs. Meanwhile, Janine's home life suffers when she scores a promotion.
E38Thug Life
Jun 2, 2010
Big Jesse reappears and inches closer to Ella, triggering jealousy in Curtis. Elsewhere, Malik faces the consequences of hanging out with some bad folks.
E39Rehabilitation
Jun 9, 2010
CJ protests when Malik's crime partner makes an appearance. Meanwhile, Curtis starts a barbershop in the backyard.
E40A Payne in Need Is a Pain Indeed
Jun 9, 2010
Tracie's unexpected visits to the house come under scrutiny. Elsewhere, Curtis is enlisted as CJ and Janine's babysitter.
E41House Guest
Jan 5, 2011
Ella provides assistance to a domestic-abuse victim named Monica. Monica turns out to be a friend of Janine's and moves in with her and C.J as their new nanny. In other events, Jazmine and CJ anticipate a father-daughter dance.
E42Payne Showers
Jan 5, 2011
Ella and Miranda's mother complicates Miranda's baby shower. As for the men, Curtis throws Calvin a "man shower". Tracie makes moves at Calvin when she shows up to the party but when he pushes, she takes Calvin Jr. away from him and Miranda.
E43Playing With Fire
Jan 12, 2011
Janine's friend, Monica, has moved in and transformed herself and the house. Meanwhile, Miranda confronts Tracie and she puts up drastic measures at suing Calvin for child support.
E44When the Payne's Away
Jan 12, 2011
While Janine is taking an overnight trip with her boss, Monica keeps the house warm and cozy with C.J. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to help Miranda prepare for labor pains, but this preparation doesn't go as planned.
E45Beginnings
Jan 19, 2011
Curtis and Ella think it is time to move. They soon realize that their house is the gem that holds their family together.
E46Payne-ful Resolution
Jan 19, 2011
Calvin is graduating from school. Miranda is about to go into labor with their child, but Calvin is then arrested for back child support. Meanwhile, Janine shares an intimate moment with her boss, Roland. In the ending moments of the episode, CJ intentionally kisses Janine's friend Monica. Feeling guilty, Monica tries to leave but unfortunately, Janine is at the door, resulting in a cliffhanger.
E1Payneful Resolution Resolution
Mar 30, 2011
CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing
E2Growing Paynes
Mar 30, 2011
Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.
E3Payne Protection
Apr 6, 2011
Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.
E4Payneful Visit
Apr 6, 2011
Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.
E5Where There's a Will, There's a Way
Apr 13, 2011
After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.
E6Epic Fail
Apr 13, 2011
Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.
E7Praying for Attention
Apr 20, 2011
Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.
E8Shout Out
Apr 20, 2011
CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.
E9Love Thy Neighbor
Apr 27, 2011
The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.
E10Dream Girls
Apr 27, 2011
A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.
E11A Payneful Night Out
May 4, 2011
Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.
E12Payneful Assistance
May 4, 2011
Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.
E13House of Awkward
May 11, 2011
C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.
E14Brain Payne
May 11, 2011
Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.
E15Foster Paynes
May 18, 2011
Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.
E16Talented Paynes
May 18, 2011
As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.
E17Going, Going, Gone
May 25, 2011
Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.
E18Mother's Day Out
Jun 1, 2011
Deshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.
E19So Hard to Say Goodbye
Jun 8, 2011
Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.
E20Payneful Rescue
Jun 15, 2011
The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.
E21A Mother's Payne
Oct 21, 2011
Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.
E22Up from the Ashes
Oct 21, 2011
Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.
E23The Payne Gang
Oct 28, 2011
Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.
E24The Gifted and the Grout
Oct 28, 2011
DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.
E25Do the Fight Thing
Nov 4, 2011
DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.
E261096
Nov 4, 2011
C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.
E27Number Five's Fight
Nov 11, 2011
After budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move upstairs.
E28The Best Surprise
Nov 11, 2011
Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.
E29Working Paynes
Nov 18, 2011
C.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.
E30Curtis Jefferson
Nov 18, 2011
Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.
E31Dead Wrong
Nov 25, 2011
Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.
E32The Rich and Payneless
Nov 25, 2011
Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.
E33Mentoring Paynes
Dec 2, 2011
Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.
E34Roommate Paynes
Dec 2, 2011
C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments
E35Pledging Paynes
Dec 30, 2011
Malik gets hazed.
E36Help Me, Ella
Dec 30, 2011
Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.
E37Paynefully Fit
Jan 6, 2012
Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.
E38Do the Hustle
Jan 6, 2012
Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.
E39No More Payne
Jan 13, 2012
Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.
E40God Bless the Paynes
Jan 13, 2012
The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.
E41Do Or Die
Jan 20, 2012
The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's
E42R.I.P - Rest In Payne
Jan 20, 2012
Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down
E43Payneful Survival
Jan 27, 2012
The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.
E44Payneful Recovery
Jan 27, 2012
Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.
E45House of Nightmares
Feb 3, 2012
Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.
E46In Payne
Feb 3, 2012
A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.
E47Payback
Feb 10, 2012
Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.
E48Daddy Day Scare
Feb 10, 2012
C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.
E49Pills and Thrills
Feb 17, 2012
Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.
E50Scars of Payne
Feb 17, 2012
Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.
E51Payne vs. Payne
Feb 17, 2012
Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.
E52Guess Who Came to Breakfast
Feb 17, 2012
The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.
E53House of Force Closure
Feb 12, 2012
Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.
E54If It Ain't Broke
Feb 3, 2012
Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.
E55Neighborhood Crisis
Mar 9, 2012
Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.
E56Down for the Count
Mar 12, 2012
C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.
E57Stop, Drop, and Roll
Apr 6, 2012
C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.
E58No Pass, No Play
Apr 6, 2012
Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.
E59Payneful Injection
May 18, 2012
Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.
E60Batter Up
May 18, 2012
Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.
E61Payneful Matrimony
May 25, 2012
Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.
E62What You Know About Me
May 25, 2012
C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.
E63Right Turn
Jun 1, 2012
Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.
E64The Loan Ranger
Jun 1, 2012
Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.
E65Payneful Divorce
Jun 8, 2012
Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.
E66Up to the Challenge
Jun 8, 2012
Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.
E67House of Sabotage
Jun 15, 2012
Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.
E68Payneful Pop In
Jun 15, 2012
Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.
E69House of OMG
Jun 22, 2012
C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.
E70Keep it Moving
Jun 22, 2012
C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.
E71Bake, Rattle and Roll
Jun 29, 2012
Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.
E72Dodging Bullies
Jun 29, 2012
Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.
E73Payneful Distance
Jul 6, 2012
Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.
E74Not in the Cards
Jul 6, 2012
Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.
E75All Work and No Play
Jul 20, 2012
Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.
E76Amazing Matriarchs
Jul 20, 2012
Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.
E77The First Dance
Jul 27, 2012
Jazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.
E78The Invention of Trust
Jul 27, 2012
Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.
E79Payneful Realization
Aug 3, 2012
Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.
E80Trial and Tribulation
Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.
E81The Call Back
Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.
E82All's Well
Aug 10, 2012
Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.
E1A Wise Man's Opinion
Sep 2, 2020
Malik is hesitant to give the news to his family about Lisa’s pregnancy.
E2Delicious
Sep 2, 2020
Malik confesses to Curtis that he thinks Lisa is pregnant.
E3By Your Side
Sep 9, 2020
Malik's parents try to keep calm after finding out about Lisa's pregnancy, but Curtis and Ella are eager to gloat about the situation.
E4The Old People Game
Sep 9, 2020
After Janine lets slip about a baby on the way, Jazmine tries to coax the whole story out of Ella.
E5Women of Today
Sep 16, 2020
Jazmine confides in Ella that she's feeling pressured to have sex, and Ella gives her a lesson in love, relationships and self-respect.
E6Mixed Emotions
Sep 16, 2020
Calvin and Miranda's long, dragged-out divorce leads Malik to declare that he'll never get married, and Miranda confides in Janine about her own frustrations with the court proceedings.
E7Love and Hate
Sep 23, 2020
Curtis gets upset at Ella for counselling Miranda about her divorce, and Miranda tries to engineer an accidental run-in with Calvin.
E8From Heart to Heart
Sep 23, 2020
Calvin confronts his mom about taking to Miranda, and C.J. reveals that he's upset about how Lisa has taken over the house.
E9Someone
Sep 30, 2020
Miranda turns to Ella for advice, and Calvin introduces his new girlfriend Laura to his parents.
E10Something's Rotten
Sep 30, 2020
Miranda has an uncomfortable encounter with Laura, and C.J. urges Calvin to have a much-needed conversation with Ella.
E11Hard Lessons
Oct 7, 2020
A fight over breakfast leaves Ella feeling unappreciated, the house becomes a mess when Curtis is left to fend for himself, and Miranda confesses her feelings for Calvin.
E12Lucky Cards
Oct 14, 2020
Curtis looks for his lucky playing cards in anticipation of a game with the guys, and Ella's relationship advice creates an awkward confrontation.
E13Moving On
Oct 21, 2020
Ella accuses Miranda of trying to make Calvin jealous by going on a date with a professional football player, and Curtis hopes to use the athlete to get free tickets to games.
E14Been a Long Time
Oct 28, 2020
Curtis enlists C.J. and Calvin to help plan a surprise birthday party for Ella, and Janine discovers a vape pen and weed mints in Jazmine's pockets.
E15J. Boogie
Nov 4, 2020
Jazmine's insolent new boyfriend causes C.J. to lose his cool, and when Curtis is left alone with a vape pen, he decides to see what all the fuss is about.
E16The Dinosaur and the Rabbit
Nov 11, 2020
After trying Jazmine's vape pen, Curtis gets extremely high, and Ella is confused by his odd behavior.
E17Dark Thirty
Nov 18, 2020
Curtis and Ella continue to deal with their accidental highs, and C.J. confronts the dealer who gave the vape pen and weed mints to Jazmine in the first place.
E18Out of Character
Nov 25, 2020
As Curtis and Ella's high lingers, Floyd, C.J. and Kaleb look for the vape pen and weed mints they used, and the next morning, Curtis and Ella make a promise to one another.
E19The Package
Dec 2, 2020
Despite her dad's warnings, Kaleb keeps trying to see Jazmine, and Curtis asks Calvin to wait at his house for a mysterious package to arrive.
E20If You Loved Me
Dec 9, 2020
Calvin grills Kaleb and Jazmine after catching them together at his parents' house, leading Jazmine to realize what kind of guy her boyfriend really is.
E21The Big Game
Dec 16, 2020
C.J. tries to give Malik a lesson in compromise after Lisa takes over the only TV in the house, and Miranda makes it known to the family that she's going on a date.
E22Give and Take
Dec 23, 2020
When Lisa invites herself to stay with Ella and Curtis after a fight with Malik, the family forces the feuding couple to sit down and work things out.
E23Parenting 101
Dec 30, 2020
Miranda implores Curtis to babysit her son, C.J. pressures Malik to join the workforce, and Lisa and Malik get an unexpected crash course in parenting.
E24Ya' Hearrrrd Me
Jan 6, 2021
Ella suspects there are deeper issues behind Lisa and Malik's fight over a toilet seat, and Curtis's relationship advice to his nephew backfires.
E25Woman of the Night
Jan 13, 2021
Ella is disturbed by what she finds when she drops in on Malik and Lisa, Miranda makes assumptions about her dinner date with Calvin, and C.J. responds to a red alert.
E1Whiplash
May 25, 2021
While recovering from his injuries, C.J. comes under investigation for his conduct during the fire, and Lisa feels judged by Malik's family.
E2A Payneful Lesson
Jun 1, 2021
Calvin tries to impress Laura by cooking her an elegant meal, and C.J. resists his family's attempts to help him while he recuperates.
E3All Lumped Together
Jun 8, 2021
Ella receives alarming news after a routine mammogram, and Malik is in danger of losing his scholarship after he's had to shoulder the responsibilities of his household.
E4Back That Thang Up
Jun 15, 2021
Calvin and Floyd help Ella around the house, C.J. seeks alternative treatments for his back problems, and a car robbery takes everyone by surprise.
E5Sauce Bosses
Jun 22, 2021
C.J. tries to talk Floyd out of selling the family barbecue sauce recipe, and Calvin grows concerned when he learns Miranda wants to buy a gun for protection.
E6Missing Mustard Seeds
Jun 29, 2021
Curtis puts Ellas’ big day in peril and Malik takes a class that doesn’t go over well with the family.
E7In the Hot Seat
Jul 6, 2021
As Calvin and Laura prepare for premarital counseling, Curtis steps in to give them relationship advice of his own, which leaves the couple at odds with each other.
E8Karen
Jul 13, 2021
Calvin's life is turned upside down when a white woman posts false theft accusations against him on social media, and C.J. is disappointed to learn that Malik doesn't vote.
E9Me Against the World
Oct 12, 2021
Ella plans a family game night, but things get awkward when Miranda shows up to the party, and Clarence suspects Floyd is trolling him online.
E10Pow Wow at the Paynes
Oct 19, 2021
After a police shooting at a music festival, Malik joins a protest to demand the release of bodycam footage, and Ella tries to be supportive of Lisa's jewelry-making ambitions.
E11Bearer of Bad News
Oct 26, 2021
Ella steps in as mediator when Miranda refuses to allow her son to participate in Calvin and Laura's upcoming wedding, and C.J. worries that Lisa may have betrayed Malik.
E12Fake Newsletters
Nov 2, 2021
Things get ugly between Curtis and C.J. as they face off against each other in a contentious local election, and Ella tries her hand as a life coach to Lisa.
E13Home Invaders
Nov 9, 2021
Ella's house is turned upside down thanks to a termite problem, and Malik tries to take control when his living situation with Lisa gets increasingly frustrating.
E14DNAin’t
Nov 16, 2021
Floyd arranges genetic testing for the family to prove he has superior African DNA, and Calvin prepares Malik for his upcoming road trip across the country with Lisa.
E15Stop Shop and Roll
Nov 23, 2021
Floyd leads a home safety training session for the family, Ella covers up her online shopping addiction, and Lisa bets Malik that he can't stay off his phone for 24 hours.
E16Paynefully Honest
Nov 30, 2021
Calvin and Miranda struggle to navigate coparenting with Laura in the picture, and Ella plans an intimate night to reconnect with Curtis.
E17Wondering Prince
Dec 7, 2021
C.J.'s excited about his high school reunion, but his Prince versus Stevie Wonder debate with Floyd and Calvin may cost him his caterer, and Lisa teaches Miranda how to navigate dating apps.
E18A Little Discipline
Dec 14, 2021
Miranda flies off the handle when she learns Laura disciplined Christian, and Malik is conflicted when he suspects his prospective employer is racist.
E19A Payneful Compromise
Dec 21, 2021
Calvin, C.J. and Ella join forces to help Floyd get in better shape after finding out he is prediabetic, and Calvin grows increasingly frustrated with Miranda's frequent visits.
E20Fine Wine
Jan 4, 2022
Calvin assures his skeptical family he's ready to give up his playboy ways and settle down for good with Laura, but an encounter with a beautiful realtor tests his resolve.
E21The First Day
Jan 11, 2022
C.J. obsesses over being in tip-top shape for his first day back at work, and Miranda's request for more child support interferes with Calvin's and Laura's extravagant wedding plans.
E22Payneful Suffering
Jan 18, 2022
In preparation for Janine's early return home, Lisa insists on making a special dinner to impress her, Curtis and Ella catch wind of damaging family drama, and C.J. receives unexpected news.
E1What's in a Payne Name
Mar 23, 2022
Malik and Lisa can't agree on a name for their newborn baby, C.J. worries about Janine as reports of a plane incident come in, and Calvin offers relationship advice to Malik.
E2Major Payne
Mar 30, 2022
As the pressure mounts for Lisa to choose her college classes, she envisions what her future would be like down different career paths.
E3Bag Men
Apr 6, 2022
After Curtis starts a new family food truck business, his chief of operations Lisa is upset to learn that Malik is receiving a higher wage despite having a subordinate role.
E4H.O. Hate
Apr 13, 2022
Curtis sets his sights on retaliation when the new HOA president threatens to shut down the grand opening of his food truck.
E5Meme, Myself and I
Apr 20, 2022
CJ discovers more than he wants to know when he attempts to bond with his kids via social media, and fame goes to Curtis's head when his comical rants turn him into a viral sensation.
E6Good Will Nothing
Apr 27, 2022
Ella talks Curtis into writing his will after the sudden passing of a friend, and when the rest of the family realizes a potential inheritance is in play, they all start sucking up.
E7Payne-Ting
May 4, 2022
Calvin and Malik question everything they know about love and fidelity when they unearth Ella's old diary and find her passionate love poems addressed to someone other than Curtis.
E8A Payne-Ful Interview
May 11, 2022
Calvin and Ella help Curtis prepare for an interview to promote his BBQ sauce on one of Atlanta's hottest shows, and Malik learns about Lisa's responsibilities while taking care of MaLisa.
E9Woman to Woman
May 18, 2022
Malik educates C.J. and Lisa about criminal justice reform, and Miranda and Laura clash over a gift for Christian and their distinct roles in his life.
E10It Was All a Dream
May 25, 2022
Calvin sends flirty texts to Miranda after a raucous night out with his friends, and C.J. gives Malik an important lesson about marriage and fatherhood.
E11Payneful Pain
Oct 12, 2022
Curtis shows Ella how much he appreciates her by recreating their first date and planning a sweet surprise for their anniversary, and Laura takes offense to Calvin's constant teasing.
E12Going to the Chapel and Not Getting Married
Oct 19, 2022
Curtis's scheming and reluctance to spend money on his and Ella's vow renewal ceremony has Ella reconsidering her recommitment.
E13Unwelcomed Neighbors
Oct 26, 2022
Curtis draws the family into his web of paranoia when he spots unusual activity at the vacant house across the street, and Laura questions Calvin's financial generosity towards Miranda.
E14Cracked Nest Egg
Nov 2, 2022
Calvin injures his foot at the church's run-down help center, and Curtis and Ella argue about using their retirement funds to update the building.
E15The Paranoid and the Private
Nov 9, 2022
Curtis panics when he discovers a prized possession missing from his food truck, and Miranda’s idea to send Christian to a private school leaves Calvin conflicted.
E16Of Mice and Men
Nov 16, 2022
When a mouse turns up in the house and disturbs Ella's peace, Curtis explores extermination methods and turns the house into a war zone, plus Malik lands a new job at a medical
E17Insecurity System
Nov 23, 2022
Miranda helps Ella feng shui her living room, Malik lets Laura test-drive a drone from the fire department, and Calvin helps C.J. install a security system with audio-visual capabilities.
E18Hashtag Help
Nov 30, 2022
Ella enlists Lisa to create a viral campaign for the church's help center, and Calvin gives Curtis some pointers for launching his Sauce Boss brand.
E19Mr. Bills
Dec 7, 2022
Curtis regrets his overreaction to Ella's spending habits when she starts cutting back on luxuries like delicious food and premium channels, and C.J. dives into the world of cryptocurrency.
E20Coco Parenting
Dec 14, 2022
C.J. faces insecurity when Janine's new out-of-town job changes the roles at home, and Calvin and Miranda re-evaluate their parenting when Christian is suspended for repeated bullying.
E21So Nice to Meat You
Dec 21, 2022
Curtis becomes suspicious when Glo presents him with an overly generous apology gift, while Calvin's friend Peanut thinks he may have found his sugar mama.
E22Payneful Patriarch
Dec 28, 2022
Malik's promising new business opportunity leads to a complex political argument with C.J., and Curtis's dispute with bossy neighbor Glo over an HOA violation has shocking consequences.
E1Like New Money
Mar 22, 2023
After narrowly surviving the truck explosion, Curtis becomes convinced someone is out to get him, and Miranda helps Calvin get to the root of Junior's bad behavior at school.
E2Just Payne Trippin'
Mar 29, 2023
Jazmine's family is skeptical when she starts picking up habits and ideas from her young, free-thinking college professor, and Calvin and Miranda face a serious coparenting dilemma.
E3Les Sexy Sauce
Apr 5, 2023
Curtis and Floyd swing into action to track down the thief who's been bootlegging Curtis's special homemade sauce, and Ella and Miranda help Malik and Lisa through a romantic rough patch.
E4One-Legged Funeral Director
Apr 12, 2023
Calvin suspects one of the main characters in Miranda's novel is based on him, and Curtis encourages Christian to be more physical on the soccer field.
E5Forget Me Not
Apr 19, 2023
The family sees a different side of Curtis when he loses his memory, and C.J. goes too far in helping the twins with their science project.
E6Encouragement
Apr 26, 2023
Janine helps C.J. get into a healthy lifestyle after he fails a physical aptitude test at work, and dinner with Laura's parents goes downhill fast when Calvin's past comes to light.
E7Balancing Payne
May 3, 2023
Two partnerships are put to the test when Laura fears she isn't a priority in Calvin's life and Floyd feels excluded by Curtis's independent plans for a new food truck and menu.
E8Paynes in the Butt
May 10, 2023
Curtis expects a financial windfall when he inherits two African sculptures from his late uncle, and C.J. and Janine disagree about how to discipline Hayden and Jayden.
E9Deena
May 17, 2023
Malik and family get introduced to Lisa’s mom, Deena. Miranda attempts to produce a Vlog for Ella.
E10The New Praisers
May 24, 2023
Jazmine seeks Ella's guidance as she starts a Bible study group at her college, and Laura insists Calvin draws stronger boundaries with Miranda.
E11Model Behavior
Aug 16, 2023
A new smart home device makes Curtis paranoid about technology, and Malik grows suspicious after Lisa gets approached by a modeling photographer.
E12I Am Handywoman, Hear Me Roar
Aug 16, 2023
C.J. and Janine get drawn into Malik and Lisa's disagreement about love languages, and Ella is determined to prove Curtis wrong when he casts doubt on her DIY home maintenance skills.
E13Make It Rain
Aug 16, 2023
Laura's discomfort with Calvin's bachelor party threatens to throw a wrench in his plans, and as Malik struggles to build a toy for MaLisa, Curtis and C.J. want to show him how it's done.
E14Say My Name
Aug 23, 2023
Miranda struggles to find her footing as she jumps back into the dating scene to get over Calvin, and C.J. fights off bad luck after a chain email seemingly works its magic on him.
E15Out in the Open
Aug 23, 2023
After a tragedy at work, CJ encourages his family to be more open about their mental health, and Miranda confides in Ella about missing the physical aspects of being in a relationship.
E16Zaddy
Aug 23, 2023
Jazmine considers dropping her educational ambitions when the glamorous influencer life tempts her, and CJ fights to convince her that fast fame and easy money aren't really so easy.
E17El Capitan
Aug 30, 2023
Curtis goes overboard with his crimefighting ambitions when Glo reveals plans to elect a neighborhood watch captain, and Jazmine worries about C.J. and Malik's love of junk food.
E18To Jump or Not to Jump
Aug 30, 2023
Laura grapples with anxiety over traditional marital expectations as her wedding date nears, and Curtis and Gloria face off after he asks Malik and Jazmine paint the front door.
E19They Call Me Chef Payne
Aug 30, 2023
C.J. and Jazmine help Jayden overcome his stage fright before he performs in a school play, and Calvin and Laura crush Curtis's dream of catering their wedding.
E20Run Them Pockets
Sep 6, 2023
C.J.'s poker night gets heated, and Malik and Ella don't see eye to eye on bringing legalized gambling to Georgia.
E21Double Trouble
Sep 6, 2023
To Curtis’ horror, Floyd and Glo begin dating and wants to double date with he and Ella. Pookie and Peanut ask CJ to mentor them when they decide to become firefighters.
E22True Measures
Sep 6, 2023
Calvin questions his parenting skills when Junior acts out, C.J. panics when Jazmine considers dropping out of college, and Laura suspects Calvin isn't being faithful.
E1Piece by Piece
Aug 13, 2024
Calvin teams up with his ex-wife Miranda to get to the bottom of why Laura broke off their engagement, while also working with Ella to repair his relationship with Calvin Jr. Meanwhile, Curtis and Floyd attempt to get publicity for their BBQ sauce brand.
E2Adjust Your Crown, Sis
Aug 20, 2024
When Ella sponsors the membership of the new wife of a longtime dea-con into her social club, Incomparable Crowns, she begins to suspect something may be going on behind closed doors in the new marriage.
E3No Bueno
Aug 27, 2024
Jazmine reminds a forgetful C.J. about his first wedding anniversary. Curtis and Ella bring over a cake called “No Bueno” to celebrate, only to learn there is no celebration to be had. Elsewhere, Calvin prepares to attend Pookie’s wedding solo.
E4Failure to Succeed
Sep 3, 2024
Malik is thrilled when he lands an interview with a councilman he idolizes, but he finds out that getting the job is only half the battle. Curtis fails a health inspection forcing him to modify his barbecue recipe to disastrous results.
E5Love Yourz
Sep 10, 2024
A concerned Calvin enlists his quirky friends Pookie and Peanut to help his struggling son, Calvin Jr., with math.
E6The Chicken or the Egg
Sep 17, 2024
In the middle of a city-wide egg shortage, Curtis searches for reasonably priced eggs. Meanwhile, Lisa attempts to gain professional work experience by going to work with the Paynes.
E7I Wanna Dance with Somebody
Sep 24, 2024
When Calvin Jr.’s mom can’t take him to the Mother-Son dance, Miranda and Laura compete to be her replacement.
E8A Payneful Father's Day
Oct 1, 2024
Ella organizes the women to plan a special Father’s Day for the men in their lives. Meanwhile, Floyd and Glo have their first argument as a couple.
E9Hut-Hut Psyche
Oct 8, 2024
Calvin wants Calvin Jr. to play football, but Ella thinks football is too dangerous and pushes him to play tennis instead.
E10Final Answer
Oct 15, 2024
Jazmine gets caught up in a cheating scandal at school and Curtis enlists the help of a vlogger to promote his food truck.
E11All Hands on Deck
Nov 19, 2024
Curtis calls on his family to help work the food truck, and Malik faces a tough decision when Councilman Dustman tasks him with creating a smear campaign against his opponent.
E12Break Up to Make Up
Nov 26, 2024
C.J. and Janine try to mediate Curtis and Floyd's messy disagreement, and when Miranda helps Calvin take care of a sick Christian, Calvin has a big realization.
E13If It Ain't Broke
Dec 3, 2024
Miranda steps in as Calvin and Junior deal with fallout from their big fight, and C.J. and Janine employ techniques they learned in couples counseling to tackle a home improvement project.
E14House of Funk
Dec 10, 2024
Calvin and Laura try to teach the boys to clean up after themselves, and Ella meets with the head deacon to discuss serious concerns but does not get the response she expected.
E15Barracuda Pool
Dec 17, 2024
Curtis and Floyd pitch their BBQ sauce to potential investors on a popular TV show, and Calvin gets jealous when Miranda goes to the club with Jazmine for a fun ladies' night out.
E16Paynefully Moving On
Dec 17, 2024
Ella has become conflicted with the politics of her church and has to make a big decision, and Floyd worries that evidence of his past behavior might get him canceled and hurt his business.
E17Tricks No Treats
Mar 25, 2025
Curtis surprises Ella with a gift that brings unexpected results, and Calvin struggles with whether he and Laura are ready to walk down the aisle.
E18Love at First Swipe
Apr 1, 2025
C.J. and Janine receive marital advice from an unlikely source, and Peanut seeks help with his newfound online lover.
E19House of Cards
Apr 8, 2025
Calvin finds himself in the middle of a feud he wants no part of, and Jazmine, discouraged about her career path, learns she has more time than she thinks to plan her life.
E20The Incomparable Ella
Apr 15, 2025
Ella and her social club band together to help a friend in a dangerous situation, and Jazmine takes her future into her own hands when her reputation becomes wrongfully tarnished.
E21Houston, We've Got a Problem
Apr 22, 2025
Calvin struggles with Tracie's decision to relocate Calvin Jr. to Houston, and Malik hosts an impromptu election night watch party with a nervous Councilman Dustman.
E22House of Love
Apr 29, 2025
Laura finds herself at odds with her future in-laws, and Jasmine works on a journalism project that brings the generations together.
E1House of Realization
Apr 30, 2025
After a sit-down, Ella faces off with Elaine and confronts her about her true feelings towards Laura, and Malik gets creative about his parenting.
E2Doing the Work
May 7, 2025
Laura's temper gets the better of her in the wake of her unpleasant clash with the Paynes, and Ella's successful Bible study takes an unexpected turn when Mrs. Wellington arrives.
E3House of Outrage
May 14, 2025
Ella reveals her deep disdain for Laura, and C.J. and Curtis advise Calvin on the challenge of preserving his future marriage while also safeguarding his relationship with his mother.
E4The Talk
May 21, 2025
Ella confronts Laura in an attempt at reconciliation, and Janine must navigate unexpected challenges when Deena urgently requests to meet.
E5House of Tough Decisions
May 28, 2025
Tensions rise between Curtis and Floyd as a new potential business creates havoc, and Jazmine grapples with a challenging decision regarding a dishonest former classmate.
E6House of Bad Neighbors
Jun 4, 2025
The Payne family must innovate when Mrs. Wellington returns with a vengeance, and Calvin's relationship with Laura hits a turning point.
E7Burying the Hatchet
Jun 11, 2025
Ella seeks divine help when tempers flare between Laura and the Payne family, and Jazmine must decide whether to forgive her dishonest classmate.
E8House of Probation
Jun 18, 2025
Calvin and Laura receive unexpected news, Curtis and Glo join forces against Mrs. Wellington, and Calvin and Miranda navigate the complexities of co-parenting.
E9House of Second Chances
Jun 25, 2025
Jazmine grapples with a roller coaster of emotions during a group project, and Ella imparts crucial advice as Curtis and Floyd navigate the intricacies of business.
E10Protector in Chief
Jul 2, 2025
C.J. springs into action when tragedy strikes downtown, and Lisa is pulled from all angles at home.
E11The Storm
Nov 5, 2025
Calvin and Laura hit a rough patch when he and Miranda team up to express their disapproval of Laura's birthday gift for Christian, and Glo's political rival plays dirty.
E12House of Change
Nov 12, 2025
Curtis and C.J. are honored for their contributions to the city, but the celebrations comes to a halt when Calvin shares unhappy new developments with the family.
E13House of Final Chapters
Nov 19, 2025
Curtis and Floyd are divided over Q Anthony's seemingly lucrative offer for their business, and Calvin faces the end of the road with Laura.
E14A Brother's Love
Nov 26, 2025
The family raises a brow at Miranda's new boo, and Calvin must navigate the complexities of parenting.
E15Can We Have Dinner
Dec 3, 2025
In the wake of his breakup with Laura, Calvin reconsiders his relationship with ex Miranda, and Jazmine's school project leads to a surprising connection.
E16Hanging Solo
Dec 10, 2025
The stakes are high, and all hands are on deck on Election Day, and Calvin is determined to find the answer to his question about Miranda's love life.
E17A Chicken Dinner
Dec 17, 2025
The family isn't happy as Calvin considers repairing his relationship with Laura, and things heat up between Jaxon and Jazmine on their first date night.
E18Good as Gold
Feb 4, 2026
E19Episode 19
Feb 11, 2026
Season 15 follows the Payne family as everyone tries settling into a calmer chapter of life. Calvin and Miranda secretly rebuild their relationship while Ella deals with the fallout of reaching out to Laura. When Laura unexpectedly returns looking for clarity—and carrying major news—it slowly creates tension throughout the family. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine struggle balancing work and home life, Malik and Lisa adjust to raising Malisa more independently, and Jasmine and Jaxson try figuring out where their relationship is headed. As secrets begin coming out, the family is forced to confront old feelings, hard truths, and whether some situations are better left in the past.
E1“Same House, Same Problems”
The Paynes settle into a quieter routine, though not everybody is being fully honest. Calvin spends more time away from the house, CJ and Janine struggle to sync their schedules, and Jasmine starts wondering if Jaxson sees their relationship the same way she does.
E2“Mind Your Business”
Curtis grows irritated when Ella keeps revisiting old situations he feels should stay buried. Malik and Lisa try proving they can handle parenting without everybody stepping in to help.
E3“Too Comfortable”
Jaxson begins spending more time around the family, making things awkward for Jasmine when people start asking questions. Calvin becomes overly defensive when Miranda’s name casually comes up.
E4“Long Way From Home”
Laura returns unexpectedly after Ella’s letter reopened old emotions. What starts as a tense conversation with Ella shifts .
E5“Bad Timing”
Laura’s visit creates tension throughout the house without anyone fully understanding why. Calvin tries avoiding difficult conversations while Miranda questions how long they can realistically keep things private.
E6“For the Record”
CJ and Janine attempt a much-needed night to themselves, but work and family interruptions keep getting in the way. Jasmine becomes frustrated with Jaxson’s mixed signals.
E7“Read the Room”
Laura begins noticing certain interactions that don’t sit right with her. Curtis pressures Ella to stop trying to “fix” things before the situation gets messier.
E8“Not What You Think”
A misunderstanding involving Calvin quickly spreads through the house. Malik and Lisa clash over parenting advice after CJ inserts himself where he wasn’t asked.
E9“Too Late Now”
Jasmine pushes Jaxson for clarity about where they stand. Meanwhile, Calvin realizes avoiding Laura may actually be making things worse.
E10“Everybody Knows Something”
The family starts picking up on tension between Calvin, Miranda, and Laura, though nobody has the full story. Ella feels guiltier as things spiral further.
E11“Watch Your Tone”
A family dinner goes left after Laura asks one question that makes the room suddenly uncomfortable. CJ and Janine disagree over whether family members are becoming too involved in each other’s business again.
E12“Out in the Open”
The truth about Calvin and Miranda finally comes out, forcing the family to reevaluate weeks of strange behavior and half-truths.
E13“Ain’t No Secret”
Laura struggles with feeling embarrassed after realizing how much she misunderstood. Curtis blames Ella for reopening the situation in the first place.
E14“Couples Weekend”
An attempt at a relaxing getaway becomes stressful when unresolved tension follows everyone out of the house. Jasmine and Jaxson begin questioning whether they’re moving too fast.
E15“Still Family”
Laura prepares to head back home after finally accepting things have changed ,but admits she has a secret of her own that leaves Ella stunned. Calvin and Miranda stop hiding their relationship, while the Payne family tries putting months of tension behind them—even if not everything feels fully resolved yet.
E16“Phone Check”
Miranda becomes annoyed when Calvin starts acting unusually private with his phone after Laura leaves town. Meanwhile, CJ accidentally sparks drama at work that follows him home.
E17“Sauce Boss Expansion”
Curtis gets serious about turning his Sauce Boss idea into something bigger, pushing it beyond just the house and into a real business move. Ella supports him, but the rest of the family starts questioning whether he’s moving too fast. As Curtis doubles down on his plans, not everyone is convinced it’s the right direction.
E18“Sunday Plans”
Curtis and Ella insists on forcing the whole family together for Sunday dinner after weeks of tension. Jasmine and Jaxson disagree about spending time with each other’s families, while Malik and Lisa debate moving into their own place.
E19“Too Grown”
Ella struggles with accepting how independent everyone has become. Calvin and Miranda hit their first real rough patch since getting back together.
E20“Company’s Coming”
Ella hosts a family dinner hoping for a peaceful night, but things quickly turn awkward when Laura stops by and drops a bombshell on Calvin that changes the tone of the evening and forces long-hidden truths into the open.
Storyline
A multigenerational, working-class family experience life's struggles with faith, love and, most importantly, humor. Curtis, aka 'Pops', the uncle and head of the household, has house and home turned upside down when an unexpected event forces his nephew, CJ, and CJ’s kids to move in, putting three generations under one roof. This chaotic living situation takes its toll on cranky Pops, who is reluctant to have his routine disturbed. In addition to CJ’s family, Pops and Ella’s son, Calvin, a wise-cracking, broke college student, hangs out at home, making it impossible for any peace and quiet. It soon becomes evident just how wide the gap is, as the family tries to find a way to coexist through all of life’s hilarious ups and downs.
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