

Childrens Hospital
A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Children's Hospital, a parody series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.
Cast

Ken Marino
Glenn Richie

Rob Huebel
Owen Maestro

Rob Corddry
Blake Downs

Malin Åkerman
Valarie Flame

Lake Bell
Cat Black

Erinn Hayes
Lola Spratt

Megan Mullally
Chief

Henry Winkler
Sy Mittleman

Michael Cera
Sal Viscuso

Zandy Hartig
Nurse Dori
Seasons

E1Episode 1
Dec 8, 2008
Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.

E2Episode 2
Dec 8, 2008
Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Glen back on the police force.

E3Episode 3
Dec 8, 2008
The Chief calls a staff meeting to discuss Lola's nonexistent brain tumor.

E4Episode 4
Dec 8, 2008
The Chief tries to help a boy who has aged rapidly. Meanwhile, Blake tries to help people via the healing power of laughter.

E5Episode 5
Dec 8, 2008
Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter.
E6Episode 6
Dec 8, 2008
In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.

E7Episode 7
Dec 8, 2008
Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.

E8Episode 8
Dec 8, 2008
Blake challenges Nate to a competition where the two doctors must perform surgery using only the healing power of laughter.

E9Episode 9
Dec 8, 2008
Blake tells Lola he knows her brain tumor is fake. Meanwhile, Glen tries to get revenge on Cat's new boyfriend.

E10Episode 10
Dec 8, 2008
In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.

E1I See Her Face Everywhere
Aug 22, 2010
As the new season begins, Cat Black is conflicted about her full term pregnancy, because the father (Nick Kroll) is 6 years old and has advanced aging disease; the doctors remember Lola who still seems to be dead; Chief has more than professional feelings for the new administrator; Glenn cures cancer.

E2No One Can Replace Her
Aug 29, 2010
Cat goes into labor with Little Nicky's baby. Little Nicky's advanced aging disease causes him to take on the tendencies of an old man as the disease begins to kill him. Lola Spratt returns from the hospital to explain that she faked her death, but everyone believes she is a ghost. Blake Downs returns to the hospital, following the failure of his private practice/spin-off. New doctor Valerie Flame takes over narrating duties on the show for Cat Black when complications occur in the birth of she and Nicky's child.

E3I Am Not Afraid of Any Ghost
Sep 5, 2010
Dr. Maestro asks Dr. Flame to give him a lethal injection so that he can find Dr. Spratt in the spirit world. A creepy EMT wants to show The Chief his "sexy costume.

E4Give a Painted Brother a Break
Sep 12, 2010
Dr. Blake's clown brother comes to visit and borrows money from Dr. Blake to pay off his gambling debts, while telling him it's for an operation. A mascot from a local theme park starts suspiciously, repeatedly bringing in children with broken arms for treatment. The hospital is turned into a youth hostel, and Sy gets conned by an attractive young foreign girl.

E5Joke Overload
Sep 19, 2010
The staff must choose between saving an old black man and a young white kid. Insult comic Jeffrey Ross brings his child into the O.R., but the staff is more concerned with enjoying his humor than treating his child. Two Star Trek nerds dressed in uniforms (one as a Klingon) visit the hospital.

E6The End of the Middle
Sep 26, 2010
An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

E7Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
Oct 3, 2010
A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

E8Hot Enough for You?
Oct 10, 2010
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

E9The Coffee Machine Paid For Itself
Oct 17, 2010
A hip sexy Rabbi (David Wain) arrives and seduces Valerie, angering Glenn; Sy faces a moral dilemma involving a coffee machine; Lola is confused by a mysterious organ in a cooler.

E10Show Me On Montana
Oct 24, 2010
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

E11You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?
Oct 31, 2010
The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.

E12The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
Nov 7, 2010
In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.
E1Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
Jun 2, 2011
A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
E2Ward 8
Jun 9, 2011
Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.
E3Black Doctor
Jun 16, 2011
Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.
E4Home Is Where the Hospital Is
Jun 23, 2011
The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.
E5Nip/Tug
Jun 30, 2011
A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.
E6The '70s Episode
Jul 7, 2011
Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.
E7Father's Day
Jul 14, 2011
Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.
E8Stryker Bites the Dust
Jul 21, 2011
The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).
E9Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
Jul 28, 2011
The doctors go back in time.
E10Munch by Proxy
Aug 4, 2011
Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.
E11The Night Shift
Aug 11, 2011
The staff work the night shift under the guidance of Velam Geza.
E12The Chet Episode
Aug 18, 2011
A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.
E13Party Down
Aug 25, 2011
A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.
E14Newsreaders
Sep 1, 2011
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
E1The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
Aug 9, 2012
An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
E2Staff Dance
Aug 16, 2012
Madonna visits the hospital, stunning Owen.
E3Chief's Origin
Aug 23, 2012
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
E4Free Day
Aug 30, 2012
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
E5Behind the Scenes
Sep 6, 2012
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
E6The Return of the Young Billionaire
Sep 13, 2012
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
E7British Hospital
Sep 20, 2012
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
E8Ladies Night
Sep 27, 2012
Single mothers receive discounts.
E9A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Oct 4, 2012
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
E10A Year In the Life
Oct 11, 2012
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
E11Attention Staff
Oct 18, 2012
Sal Viscuso is hunted and Owen is haunted.
E12Childrens Lawspital
Oct 25, 2012
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen.
E13Wisedocs
Nov 9, 2012
The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
E14Eulogy
Nov 16, 2012
The death of a cast member is examined.
E1A New Hope
Jul 25, 2013
The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.
E2Triangles
Aug 1, 2013
Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.
E3C-Word
Aug 8, 2013
A plane crash threatens a night of entertainment on the base.
E4Country Weekend
Aug 15, 2013
The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
E5Imaginary Friends
Aug 22, 2013
The doctors rally to save a ward for imaginary friends.
E6The Gang Gets Sushi
Aug 29, 2013
When Lola is recruited for a government task force, the past threatens to compromise the mission.
E7Old Fashioned Day
Sep 6, 2013
It's Old Fashioned Day at Childrens Hospital. And it lasts longer than a day, which allows for a conflict.
E8Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a Perm
Sep 13, 2013
Owen learns a lesson about hair choices; Glenn reveals the source of his surgical abilities.
E9Wine Tasting
Sep 19, 2013
E10Blaken
Oct 3, 2013

E11A Lot of Brouhaha Over Zilch
Oct 10, 2013
Derek Childrens vows to regain control of the hospital from Sy. Includes fairies, a donkey head, hydraulics and poison lipstick.

E12My Friend Falcon
Oct 17, 2013
David Wain's personal documentary about his friendship and rivalry with Just Falcon.

E13Coming and Going
Oct 24, 2013
The doctors' trip to Japan comes to a climax.
E1Five Years Later
Mar 21, 2015
Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.
E2Codename: Jennifer
Mar 28, 2015
The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.
E3We Are Not Our DNA!
Apr 4, 2015
Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.
E4Fan Fiction
Apr 11, 2015
Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen and the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.
E5With Great Power . . .
Apr 18, 2015
Lola may have a superpower, and Blake and Dori seek parenting advice.
E6Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
Apr 25, 2015
Blake asks Glenn to coach him through a new romantic relationship. Chief and Cat prank call Sy. Guest stars include Lindsay Sloane, James Adomian, Paul Scheer, Nick Offerman, Jordan Peele and Brian Huskey.
E7Up at 5
May 2, 2015
The cast appears on a morning show, "Up at 5," in order to promote the upcoming Childrens Hospital movie.
E8Koontz is Coming
May 9, 2015
Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.
E9Sperm Bank Heist
May 16, 2015
In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.
E10Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist
May 23, 2015
When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.
E11Me, Owen
May 30, 2015
Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.
E12The 27 Club
Jun 6, 2015
After a newspaper calls him a "rock star surgeon," Glenn worries that he will die on his upcoming 27th birthday.
E13Home Life of a Doctor
Jun 13, 2015
Glenn returns to Sao Paolo, Brazil, for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.
E14Kick Me
Jun 20, 2015
When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.
E1Kids Hospital
Jan 22, 2016
In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.
E2One Million Saved
Jan 29, 2016
A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego, Derrick Childrens, to find the cure. Meanwhile, the rest of the doctors desperately try to save the hospital's landmark millionth patient.
E3Sy's Tenure
Feb 5, 2016
When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal, and Owen learns just how hard it is to be the hospital DJ.
E4Doctor Beth
Feb 12, 2016
Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. Beth has to navigate the complex social hierarchy of the nurses and avoid losing their friendship when she suddenly gets promoted to doctor.
E5The Show You Watch
Feb 19, 2016
A look back at an episode of the popular 1950s variety show The Show You Watch, known for its irascible host, hilarious skits and elaborate dances, but mostly revered for its weekly visit to Childrens Hospital, the sketch upon which the present day show is loosely based.
E6DOY
Feb 26, 2016
Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six years in a row, Glenn and Lola are determined to win. Owen tags along to visit his mom, with surprising consequences.
E7Show Me a Hero
Mar 4, 2016
When Dr. Cat Black has a crisis of faith, the hospital's resident spiritual leaders fiercely compete against each other to convert her and win a monthly sales prize. Glenn grows frustrated that he isn't getting the respect he deserves for playing second bass in the L.A. punk band X.
E8By the Throat
Mar 11, 2016
After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy that reaches all the way up to Governor Jasper Ruth, the Boss Tweed of Sao Paulo, Brazil. GEORGE WENDT guest stars.
E9Childrens Horsepital
Mar 18, 2016
A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop quartet tempts her into rejoining and Glenn glues Blake's hands into his latex gloves. VALERIE HARPER and WILL SASSO guest star. Recurring guest star BRIAN HUSKEY also appears.
E10Through the Eyes of a Falcon
Mar 25, 2016
In a "Behind the Scenes" episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his special photography exhibition, where all of their shocking secrets are revealed.
E11Grandparents Day
Apr 1, 2016
It's "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day" at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying to kill themselves or are just famous actors.
E12Hump Cola
Apr 8, 2016
Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her "hump cola," while Blake suspects Glenn has an addiction problem and takes him to Nils Vildervaan, professional rehabilitationalimist. MICHAEL SHOWALTER guest stars.
E13The Grid, Part One
May 6, 2016
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.
E14The Grid, Part Two
May 13, 2016
When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in the hospital might be to blame. But what they discover threatens to upset the entire future of Childrens Hospital.
Storyline
A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Children's Hospital, a parody series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.






















