MXC

Apr 13, 2003

The rivalry between the cartoon voice actors and America's meat handlers is finally settled. Plus, Vic gives Kenny advice on being a TV announcer. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Log Drop; Wall Buggers; Boulder Dash

Apr 13, 2003

Those who take part in twelve step programs challenge those who gave a little bit of themselves in this edition of MXC, and the good captain talks about "tough love". Games include: Mud Buttlers; Dash to Death; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Brass Balls; Pole Riders

Apr 20, 2003

Dairy workers and the automobile workers of America battle it out. Games include: Wall Bangers; Get Hard; Saddle Sores; Swish Bucklers; Teetering Temple of Crippling Doom

Apr 27, 2003

The good guys challenge the bad guys in this battle. Also, Kenny dresses up as a cop with an attitude and Vic gets into the mind of a criminal. Games include: Dope on a Rope; Prison Break; Hand Job; Bunk Buddies; Legal Maze; Yankin' It

May 4, 2003

Romance is in the air with a very special couples only show. Vic, Kenny, and the Captain discuss the ins and outs of love and relationships. Games include: Plank Spankers; Romantic Rotating Surfboard of Death; Hot Steaming Bowl of Love; The Sticky Stuff of Love; Brass Balls of Love

May 11, 2003

Washed-up child actors go head-to-head with the keen minds of the inventors on this show. Also, overhearing one ex-child actor's catch phrase, Vic and Kenny go crazy-go-nuts. Games include: Get Over It; Sinkers and Floaters; Door Jam; Le Tour de Grand Prix; Log Drop

May 18, 2003

Spring break means girls, girls and more girls on this special edition of MXC. Hot college chicks challenge hot college babes in a tournament to find out who's the best of the bunch. Vic and Kenny admire the ladies while the Captain gives some sex-ed advice. Games include: Wall of Hidden Blistering Death; Blind-Sided Date; Sinkers and Floaters; Ball Busters; Log Drop

May 25, 2003

Teachers challenge the rugged outdoors men and women on this edition of MXC. Guy also reports from his new medieval managed care facility, which is still surprisingly vacant. Games include: Door Slammer; Sinkers and Floaters; Wall of Mame; Pole Riders; Log Drop

Jun 1, 2003

This episode features the exciting battle of the Airline Travel Industry against the Circus Workers. Vic discusses Kenny's options for joining the circus. Guy Le Douche's cousin Geek substitutes in for him so he can attend his annual parole hearing. Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Foul Balls; Little Man in the Boat; Corn Holders; Mudballs

Jun 26, 2003

The fit and muscular physical fitness industry challenges the burned-out musical team in this MXC battle. Also, Kenny shows us some new game prototypes. Games include: Turtle Gut Check; Mounting the Spike; Clear Sphere of Fear; Jerk and Release

Jun 26, 2003

The fashion people take on the bible-thumpers on this edition of MXC. Also, Vic and Kenny continue their tribute to the new First Network for Men. Games include: Yankers Away; The Poisonous Horny Toad; Shroom Zoom; Runaway Stump

Jul 12, 2003

The adult entertainment industry challenges the home improvement industry in this edition. Captain Tenneal gets a special visit from porn star Ivana Swallow. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Dash to Death; Dope on a Rope; Elimination Idol

Jul 19, 2003

Taking their chances in this episode, the gambling industry takes on the medical professionals. Also, we see how MXC is seen in the foreign nation of New Jersey. Games include: Sack Lunch; Boulder Dash; Tight Enders; Brass Balls

Jul 31, 2003

People with hobbies take on food service employees to see who's got what it takes to survive elimination. Kenny discusses his leisure activities, and the Captain shares his opinion on hobbies with the contestants. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Saddle Sores; Wallbangers; Log Drop

Aug 7, 2003

Computer nerds and city workers go head to head. Games include: Dope on a Rope; Circle Jerkers; Swamp Gassers; Brass Balls

Aug 16, 2003

Finding out who's more ruthless: cable TV workers or White House employees. Meanwhile, Kenny remembers a White House tour. Games include: Rotating Surfboards of Death; Door Jam; Mine Games; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

Aug 21, 2003

Real life and wild life battle it out like animals on this episode of MXC, as reality TV stars face off against animal specialists. Games include: Window Pain; Dash to Death; Loogie Launch; Endangering Species; Log Drop

Aug 28, 2003

The battle looms between office workers and toy makers in this MXC battle. Games include: Holes of Glory; Skidmarkers; Log Drop; Chum in the Mouth

Sep 11, 2003

Can the military take down the big lacquered hair, perfect bodies and personalities of the beauty pageant contestants? Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Turtle Hurdlers Crossing the Poo-Tomac; Pole Riders; Boulder Dash

Sep 18, 2003

Hoteliers go head-to-head with entrepreneurs in this battle. Captain Tenneal speaks on the dangers of hotel rooms. Games include: Dirty Muddy Balls; Saddle Sores; Staff Infectors; Rotating Surfboard of Death

Sep 25, 2003

In this episode, former Olympians from America battle former Olympians from the rest of the world. Kenny and Vic try to conceal their USA pride. The Captain hangs out with pop sensation Pey'once. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Dope on a Rope; Dash to Death; Log Drop

Oct 2, 2003

Members of entertainment media take on union workers on this episode of MXC. Vic and Kenny discuss the benefits of union employment. Games include: Window Pain; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Muddy Runs; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

Oct 9, 2003

The battle rages between those who help people get hitched and those who hitch trailers. Also, Vic and Kenny get a visit from some truckers, and Ken practices his future work as a Justice of the Peace. Games include: Mudd Butlers; Tour de Grand Prix; Brass Balls; Nut Baggers

Oct 16, 2003

MXC goes under the lights for the first nighttime edition as Wall Street's Bulls and Bears challenge Bourbon Street's distillers and beer makers. Also, Vic preaches to Kenny about the dangers of alcohol. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Eat Shitake; Pole Riders; Log Drop

Oct 30, 2003

It's a monstrous edition of the world's toughest reality sports show in town as product mascots, captained by Pissin' Boots, the mascot of Cat-Scat Kitty Litter challenges real monsters, captained by Clamula, whose reeking breath kills people for miles around as we celebrate All Hallow's Eve. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Intestinal Fortitude; Dry Balls

Nov 6, 2003

The battle would be settled between the aerospace workers and the fast food employees in MXC's Arctic Edition. Games include: Sno' Man's Land; Frozen Wallbangers; Sperm Wheelers; Frigid Slope of Icy Death

Apr 22, 2004

In this one hour special episode, MXC games are played by college students from the University of Central Florida and various other Orlando-area colleges at Universal Studios in Florida.

Apr 29, 2004

MXC presents their first ever three-way... battle in honor of the Presidential electoral college entitled "Squeeze Out The Vote 2004" where it's the Republicans against the Democrats against the Third Party. Forget the backstabbing and name-calling because this time, the mud-slinging's for real! Games include: Rock the Moat; Dark Horse Race; Pork the Barrel; The Rotating Surfboard of Political Suicide; Mudslingers; Log Jam

May 6, 2004

The people who can't hold a job are facing off against the tree-huggers who want to save the earth when the unemployed challenge the environmentalists in this MXC battle. Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Finger It; Dope on a Rope; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Pole Riders

May 13, 2004

If you're hungry for action, this episode of MXC is just for you. Members of the snack food industry challenge their arch rivals from the print media in a winner-takes-all battle for bragging rights.. .and a cold soda or two. Also, the Captain introduces everyone to his new book, "Well, You're Wrong!". Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Door Jammed; Circle Jerkers; Brass Balls

May 20, 2004

Baby product makers challenge the people who track down UFOs and ghosts on this edition of MXC in a war to settle their score, and nap time afterward for everyone. Games include: Mud Butlers; Yankin' It; Flailing Wall; Log Drop

May 27, 2004

Oral drillers take on spelunkers on this MXC affair when the dentists take on explorers. Also, Kenny demonstrates some of his new inventions... in which Vic needs some teamsters to help. Games include: Dash to Death; Hand Job; Wall Bangers; Sinkers and Floaters

Jun 3, 2004

MXC throws open their games to kids for our first "Children's Special" as the country children take on the city children and see where the best kids come from. Also, Vic and Kenny test out Vic's new invention... a career-choosing device for toddlers. Games include: Escape From Foster Care; Lil' Sinkers and Floaters; Irritable Bowl Training; Rotating Surfboard of Death Jr.

Jun 10, 2004

Mafia members take on those who want to lose weight in this bizarre MXC battle. Games include: Dead Men Walking; Runaway Stump; Little Man in the Boat; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

Jun 17, 2004

It's the people who make gag presents vs. the people that plant stiffs for profit in an aquatic-themed show. Meanwhile, Vic discovers the joys of Kenny Blankenship's dressing room. Games include: Wet Spot; Circle Jerkers Ahoy; Elimination Idol; Wallbangers

Jun 24, 2004

The employees of amusement parks take on those who give sex for hire. Also, Vic and Kenny have a go at a new game featuring deadly lasers, tanks, and some clown on a giant ball. Games include: Hosin' the Ho's; Eat Shitake; Brass Balls; Sinkers and Floaters

Sep 2, 2004

Forensics experts take on kiddie entertainment folks as Vic and Kenny try to solve a murder on this special edition of "MXCSI". Games include: Wall Bangers; Buckoff; Sinkers and Floaters; Brass Balls

Oct 7, 2004

Bush/Cheney supporters take on the Kerry/Edwards supporters in this special episode's battle between President Bush and Senator Kerry. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Pie in the Sky; Boulder Dash; Character Assassination

Dec 2, 2004

People who strike oil take on people who give face lifts in this MXC competition. Games include: Roulective Surgery; Rotating Surfboards of Death; Dash to Death; Mudd Butlers

Dec 9, 2004

Hollywood's film industry challenges a group with phobias on this edition of MXC. Also, Kenny teams up with Anne Heche to make a new movie, which Kenny treats like an adult movie. Games include: Get a Piece; Saddle Sores; Pole Riders; Log Drop

Dec 16, 2004

The people who make love take on the people who own firearms. Make sure to keep your guns cocked! Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Dope on a Rope; Skidmarkers; Wall Buggers

Jan 6, 2005

The footlockers take on the game boys (and girls) in this first episode of 2005. Kenny and Vic also try out some new athletic footwear. Games include: Spare Me; Sinkers and Floaters; Chum in the Mouth; Boulder Dash

Jan 13, 2005

It's the septic sluggers vs. TV pluggers as waste management takes on advertising. Vic and Kenny discuss the significant role of advertising in American culture by exploring the ad campaign for Cocoa Puffs. Games include: Bagel Bumpers; Sperm Wheelers; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom; Rotating Surfboard of Death

Jan 20, 2005

Only MXC can bring together bakers and malcontents for an all-out war. Games include: Bust-a-Nut; Bird Droppings; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop

Feb 3, 2005

MXC creates a war between those who work at the mall and the telephone industry. The Captain revels in memories of better days spent at the mall and Guy crank calls employees who work the emergency line. Games include: Eat Shitake; Circle Jerkers; In and Out-House; Dope on a Rope

Feb 10, 2005

It is the battle of the still life vs. whole life as the art world takes on the insurance industry. Kenny tries to break into the art world and Vic tries to get Kenny added to his life insurance policy. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Dead End Zone; Hand Job; Wall Buggers

Feb 17, 2005

The high societers take on the fishermen in this episode of MXC. Guy, meanwhile, relives lonely days spent on the LeDouche compound on Lake Erie. Games include: Saddlesores; Hookline and Swingers; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Log Drop

Feb 24, 2005

News anchors challenge lumberjacks (and lumberjills) in this edition of MXC. Also, Vic gives being a lumberjack a try and Guy shows his flair for broadcast journalism. Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Dash to Death; Wall Bangers; Pole Riders

Mar 3, 2005

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your postal meters! This edition of MXC pits members of the Motor Sports community against disgruntled Postal Industry workers. Also, we will see the historic first MXC Impact Replay en español. Games include: Dead Letter Zone; Foul Balls; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop

Mar 10, 2005

It's the battle between lawsuits and cowboy boots when MXC presents the battle between The Courtroom and the Rodeo Industry, so saddle up and hang on to your legal briefs, and that's no bull! Also, a tragic turn of events as a contestant passes on to that last roundup in the sky as he gets overcome by pesticides. Games include: Crossing the Pee-O-Grande; Wall Buggers; Little Man in the Boat; Clear Sphere of Fear

Mar 17, 2005

Hot off the success of the College Girls of Spring Break special, MXC holds their second ever all-women show, this time pitting the athletic sports types against the self-made business types. Meanwhile, Vic and Kenny pay tribute to Spike TV's new explosive show, Boom!, by playing with dynamite. Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; The Giant G-String of Doom

Mar 24, 2005

It's Career Day on MXC as white collar workers and their proteges compete against the blue collar workers and their aide de camps. Games include: Plank Spankers; Slipped Disk of Doom; Mudd Butlers; Log Drop

Apr 7, 2005

MXC presents the battle between the people who prevent stinkers against the drawers with pen-and-inkers when the hygiene industry challenges the comic book industry. Also, Vic turns Kenny's unsuccessful Oral-Facializer into the even more unsuccessful Man-Ipulator, and we see the adventures of Megaphone Man when he goes into the lair of the evil doctor Medula Oblongata. Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Highballers; Gang Plankers; Runaway Stump

Oct 20, 2005

In honor of Spike TV's relationship with the the Ultimate Fighting Championship, this special edition of MXC pits the ultimate fighters against the Wisteria Lane gang and their compadres of Desperate Housewives in the battle of the octagoners and the Eva Longorias. Games include: Take a Leek; Mudd Butlers; Sinkers and Floaters; Dash to Death; Log Drop

Nov 10, 2005

MXC presents the goombahs and the game boys (and girls) in this battle. Games include: Backyard Bocci Ball Bloodbath; Dope on a Rope; Nerve Racketeering; Slabs of Death; Sorry-Wrong Number; Clear Sphere of Fear

Nov 17, 2005

This one-hour special features a compilation of the funniest and most painful moments from MXC.

Dec 15, 2005

A second helping of the funniest and most painful moments from the series. (One hour)

Dec 22, 2005

MXC celebrates the holidays - and the "008 Days of Bond" - with the battle between fans of Bond... James Bond and country music types. Games include: Endangering Species; Boulder Dash; Elimination Idol; Pole Riders

Jan 6, 2006

The Brads attempt to get the upper hand on the Jennifers in an all-star edition of MXC to kickoff 2006. Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Pole Riders; Hand Job; Brass Balls

Jan 12, 2006

Big Bird takes on big bets when MXC brings together two of the most polar opposites in America: The kiddie playground of Sesame Street and the adult playground known as Las Vegas. Games include: Cruelette; Wall Buggers; Big Bird Droppings; Sinkers and Floaters

Jan 19, 2006

Get ready for a mean battle as MXC gets it on with a wrestling extravaganza as Total Nonstop Action goes against the other guys, as tight shorts and mock sports get it on! Games include: Wall Bangers; Door Jammed; Circle Jerkers; Boulder Dash

Jan 26, 2006

Howard Stern's freaky deaks meet those from La-La Land's twelve step programs when they meet on the MXC battlefield. Also, the MXC Players present "A Streetwalker Named Desire". Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; The Crate Escape; Sperm Whalers; Sinkers and Floaters

Feb 2, 2006

The battle rages on as MXC brings together the bulked-up needle users and the throwing-up salad shooters when pumped-up hulks meet three-inch pumps. The MXC Players return with "Steroids to Heaven", and we are introduced to the new Miss Hawaiian Tropic Fever. Games include: Eat Shitake; Spit Ball; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop

Feb 9, 2006

The oil and the legal briefs will fly when MXC brings out the TV car show buffs against the legal analysts for this all-out war. Also, Vic and Kenny drive through downtown Los Angeles shooting celebrities at will, and the MXC Players present "Crime And No Punishment". Games include: Sack Lunch; Wall Buggers; Little Man in the Boat; Brass Balls

Feb 16, 2006

Rambo meets romance on this edition of MXC. Also, The MXC Players present "Thelma and Louise 2! The Musical!" Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom; Catch Hell; Log Drop

Feb 23, 2006

Bling bling takes on slashers on this edition of MXC. Also, Vic breaks up Kenny's raging hip-hop party and special guests from horror film "The Bloody Polyp", "Colon Mole" and "Fraudzilla" visit. Games include: Cheeze Squeezers; Runaway Stump; Dash to Death; Sinkers and Floaters

Mar 2, 2006

Money takes on mediocrity on this MXC battle when multi-millionaires challenge those who have had their fifteen minutes of fame. Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Mudd Butlers; Ball Busters; Rotating Surfboard of Death

Mar 9, 2006

Ishtar takes on fast cars as some of Hollywood's biggest box office duds take on NASCAR in this high-powered edition of MXC. Games include: Drop Dead Line; Muddy Runs; Chum in the Mouth; Battlefeltch Earth

Nov 9, 2006

The high take on the healthy in this special preview of Season Five.

Nov 10, 2006

The Adam and Eves challenge the Adam and Steves on this episode of MXC.

Nov 17, 2006

Only those at MXC bring together the spandex clad muscular flyers and the geeky internet folks for an all-out battle.

Dec 8, 2006

V.G.A.D.D. Awards - (Video Game Attention Deficit Disorder Awards).Team MXC celebrates the world of video games with the first ever (and likely last?) Video Game Attention Defecit Disorder (V. G. A. D. D.) awards as those who play the games take on the people who create them. Also, the Barrio Brothers make an appearence.

Dec 15, 2006

MXC brings you the battle between the forefathers of fornication and the peck-and-paw of extremely violent films. (Sorry, that's the best I can do.)

Dec 22, 2006

This MXC episode pits the hottest men in the world against celebrity jail bait.

Dec 29, 2006

Stuntmen take on funnymen on this MXC showdown.

Jan 5, 2007

MXC's newest battle pits the youthul rich people against men's magazine printers.

Jan 12, 2007

MXC brings a rivalry to a boil between members of Greenpeace and the people obsessed with their bodies.

Jan 19, 2007

MXC has its' third all-female show, pitting Hot Celebrity Mothers against Hot Chicks of primetime.

Jan 26, 2007

Workers at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC 20001 take on the rest of the world on this week's episode of MXC.

Feb 2, 2007

The famous people who you dislike take on the folks with the world's worst occupations. Need we say more about this MXC attraction?

Feb 9, 2007

It's sis-boom-bah versus Babagannosh on MXC!