Daria

Mar 3, 1997

Daria and Quinn arrive at their new school. Quinn makes friends easily. Our Daria does not. We meet Daria's teachers, her family, and her new best friend, Jane.

Mar 10, 1997

Daria is invited to a party at Brittany's. So is Quinn - oh the horror for both! To our surprise, Daria and Jane attend the party and mayhem ensues.

Mar 17, 1997

Helen and Jake decide that Daria and Quinn may not be prepared for college. They enroll the two in a college prep course.

Mar 24, 1997

Daria reluctantly becomes involved in the opening of Lawndale's new student coffeehouse. She also becomes involved in its closing.

Mar 31, 1997

Daria's economics class takes a field trip to a new enormous mall. Daria is sickened by the teeming masses. She discovers Quinn playing hooky at the mall. Daria is no longer sick.

Apr 7, 1997

Lawndale High has a couple of visitors, claiming to be modeling scouts looking for the next Christy Turlington. Quinn and Brittany have high hopes. Daria and Jane are revolted by their presence.

Apr 14, 1997

Daria and Kevin are forced to work as lab-partners in science class. The homework consists of teaching a mouse tricks. Daria does all the work, of course, while Kevin watches football on TV and flirts with Quinn.

Jun 9, 1997

Quinn gets Daria to babysit for her. Daria, who has no interest in being an authority figure since she doesn't respect authority, is stuck with two well-behaved "PC" kids.

Jun 16, 1997

Quinn decides she needs cosmetic surgery, and drags Daria to the doctor with her. She is happy to consult with Quinn, but very interested in Daria, whom she views as a long term project and potential masterpiece.

Jun 30, 1997

The annual teachers-versus-deejays roller hockey game is coming, and there's a good chance the students will get to see Mr. DeMartino die of an aneurysm during the game—but Daria's going to miss it because she's been grounded by her parents.

Jul 7, 1997

Daria and Jane hitch a ride to the "Alternapalooza" festival with Jane's brother Trent (Daria's heartthrob!) and his friend Jesse. Their van doesn't work so well, but it's an interesting trip.

Jul 14, 1997

Jake's stress level is reaching critical mass, so the Morgendorffers go on a camping trip. Like that's gonna help.

Jul 21, 1997

Lawndale High is abuzz with homecoming preparations. The quarterback who led the team to a state championship three years ago is returning! Then he has a tragic accident, which ironically leads to sudden popularity for our Daria.

Feb 16, 1998

Daria reluctantly gets involved in a poster contest in which she and Jane depict "Student Life At The Dawn of the Millennium"... rather negatively.

Feb 23, 1998

The students of Lawndale High go on a paintballing trip to learn about history, psychology and shooting people.

Mar 2, 1998

A (very) brief burst of intellectual activity by Quinn gets her an instant reputation as a "brain."

Mar 9, 1998

Daria and her family participate in a strange and frightening ritual known as a family wedding.

Mar 16, 1998

Daria and Jane accompany Trent to a flea market, while Jake and Helen's old college friends drop in for a reunion weekend.

Mar 23, 1998

When Daria and Jane are assigned to make a student film, they decide to record a day in the life of Quinn.

Mar 30, 1998

Daria gets roped into participating in the Lawndale High yearbook and meets Ted, who up to now has been entirely schooled at home.

Jun 29, 1998

Daria and Jodie are invited to visit a school for the gifted and talented.

Jul 6, 1998

Daria develops a mysterious rash and has to check into the hospital for tests.

Jul 13, 1998

The school stages a medieval fair to raise money for a new library roof.

Jul 20, 1998

Jane surprises everyone by deciding to try out for the school track team. Daria makes no such surprising decision.

Jul 27, 1998

When Daria agrees to help Trent find a birthday present for Jane, they somehow end up at a piercing parlor offering a two-for-one special. Hmm.

Aug 3, 1998

Daria is assigned to write a short story turning people she knows into fictional characters. Like they're not unbelievable enough already.

Feb 17, 1999

The threat of a Lawndale hurricane causes people to start singing and dancing!

Feb 24, 1999

Daria debates whether to get contact lenses.

Mar 3, 1999

During Volunteer Week, Daria reads to old people - who are thrown into a depression by her voice.

Mar 10, 1999

A fantasy show wherein Daria and Jane have to convince Christmas, Halloween and Guy Fawkes Day to return to Holiday Island.

Mar 17, 1999

Quinn gets roped into organizing the school dance; she fobs the job off on Jane.

Mar 24, 1999

The publisher of a "Savvy"-like teen magazine comes to Lawndale to hang out with Daria.

Jul 7, 1999

Daria is forced to work side by side with Kevin at a mall nut stand.

Jul 14, 1999

All the prodigal Lanes come home at once, forcing Jane to temporarily move in with Daria.

Jul 21, 1999

Jake has a heart attack; a radio "party van" parks itself outside the school for a week.

Jul 28, 1999

Daria and Quinn have to take a road trip to bail Jane and Trent out of a traffic violation.

Aug 4, 1999

A series of strange events leads Daria to wonder whether aliens have taken over the town.

Aug 11, 1999

The whole school goes on a mandatory-voluntary harbor cruise to raise money via casino gambling.

Aug 18, 1999

Jane starts dating a guy, to the annoyance of her misanthropic friend Daria.

Feb 25, 2000

For an economics project, Daria and Jodie team up to start a company.

Mar 3, 2000

While on a hill trek, Daria's class gets caught in an unexpected snowstorm.

Mar 10, 2000

A football injury sidelines star quarterback Kevin, forcing him to re-evaluate his life for a minute or two.

Mar 17, 2000

When a history test is stolen, Daria alone can solve the crime - provided she doesn't wake up.

Mar 31, 2000

Mr. O'Neill finds a way to make self-discovery even more painful than usual.

Apr 7, 2000

An ill-timed trip to the store results in Daria's becoming trapped in Lawndale's homecoming parade.

Apr 14, 2000

When Helen has to cancel out of a business junket with Jake, guess who is coerced into taking her place?

Jun 28, 2000

The Morgendorffers visit a "spa for the soul" to get their psyches massaged.

Jul 5, 2000

There's this big warehouse store, see, and Daria needs bootlaces...

Jul 12, 2000

Is Lawndale a pretty little suburb, or an unholy nexus of evil haunted by the tortured denizens of the Beyond?

Jul 19, 2000

Quinn discovers her spiritual side and we all have to live through it.

Jul 26, 2000

When Jake suffers a slight kitchen mishap of the inferno variety, the Morgendorffers must move to a hotel.

Aug 2, 2000

Daria helps Jane dye her hair with less than stellar results.

Feb 19, 2001

Lawndale High is low on funds and the students and Faculty need to start cutting corners.

Feb 26, 2001

Quinn reflects on anniversaries and her many admirers.

Mar 5, 2001

The fashion club sets new membership guidelines.

Mar 12, 2001

Daria and Quinn attend a camp reunion where a greased watermelon lies in wait.

Mar 19, 2001

The Fashion Club is inspired to do community service.

Mar 26, 2001

The teachers of Lawndale High demand their rights.

Apr 2, 2001

The members of Mystic Spiral are traumatized by an exploding fog machine.

May 21, 2001

Another family dinner at the Morgendorffer household.

May 28, 2001

Upchuck impresses Kevin and Brittany with a card trick.

Jun 4, 2001

The Morgendorffer family prepares for some sibling rivalry between Helen and her sister Rita.

Jun 11, 2001

Daria's family encourages her to apply for a college scholarship.

Jun 18, 2001

Daria and Tom enjoy a not-so-quiet evening at home.

Jun 25, 2001

Daria becomes obsessed with a big carton. Who wouldn't?