King of the Hill
King of the Hill
TV Series
7.4
1997 15 Seasons

King of the Hill

Return of the king.

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Storyline

Set in Texas, this animated series follows the life of propane salesman Hank Hill, who lives with his overly confident substitute Spanish teacher wife Peggy, wannabe comedian son Bobby, and naive niece Luanne. Hank has conservative views about God, family, and country, but his values and ethics are often challenged by the situations he, his family, and his beer-drinking neighbors/buddies find themselves in.

Episodes

Specials

Specials

15 Episodes Aired 2010

No overview available for this season.

The Honeymooners
20 min
E1

The Honeymooners

May 03, 2010

Hank is shocked when his mother announces she is marrying a man she has only known for a few weeks. Soon after, the newlyweds celebrate by purchasing an RV and heading to Hank's. When Hank's mom and new stepfather have a heated argument, she takes off with the RV and Hank is left to rescue his mother once again.

Bill Gathers Moss
22 min
E2

Bill Gathers Moss

May 04, 2010

Bill decides to get a roommate to bring adventure into his life, but Hank is weary of letting Bill making his own choice and pairs him with Principal Moss who lost his home in a divorce. Unfortunately, the two don't get along and things only get worse when Bill tries to fix it himself.

When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet
22 min
E3

When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet

May 05, 2010

When Joseph is caught making out with a girl, Dale has to come to grips with the fact that his "little man" is becoming simply a man. In his efforts to curb his son's hormones, Dale starts making mistakes that make even him question his own sanity.

Just Another Manic Kahn-Day
22 min
E4

Just Another Manic Kahn-Day

May 06, 2010

Hank inadvertently advises Kahn not to pick up his medication at the pharmacy, which Kahn needs to stabilize his manic-depression. Meanwhile, Bobby tries to find the humor in a "Raymond J. Johnson, Jr." comedy record after his parents and other adults claim it is funny.

The Making of King of the Hill
25 min
E5

The Making of King of the Hill

Jul 01, 2003

5 min
E6

Deleted & Extended Scenes

Jul 01, 2003

Season 1 DVD Extra.

25 min
E7

Mowing with Charlie

Jun 28, 2026

Season 1 DVD Extra.

4 min
E8

Barenaked Ladies Music Video

Jun 28, 2026

Season 1 DVD Extra

2 min
E9

Movie Theater PSA for the Will Rogers Institute

Jun 28, 2026

Originally shown to moviegoers in the summer of 2000. Though long thought to be lost, it was uploaded to the Will Rogers Institute's official YouTube channel on March 8, 2019.

8 min
E10

Mowing Lesson with Charlie

Jan 01, 1998

1 min
E11

Episode Selection with Bobby Hill

Jan 01, 1998

1 min
E12

Episode Selection with Dale Gribble

Jan 01, 1998

5 min
E13

Deleted and Extended Scenes: Keeping Up with the Joneses

Jan 01, 1997

1 min
E14

Promo: Hank - I'm Offended

Jan 01, 1997

4 min
E15

Hank's “Thank You” to the Animators

Jan 01, 1997

Season 1

Season 1

12 Episodes Aired 1997

No overview available for this season.

Pilot
22 min
E1

Pilot

Jan 12, 1997

Middle-class Texan Hank Hill blows his top when an overzealous social worker accuses him of child abuse after rumors about his son's black eye get out of hand.

Square Peg
22 min
E2

Square Peg

Jan 19, 1997

Hank is annoyed when Bobby asks to take a sex-education class--especially when he discovers that Peggy's the teacher.

The Order of the Straight Arrow
22 min
E3

The Order of the Straight Arrow

Feb 02, 1997

A camping trip with Bobby's scout troop leaves Hank griping after the boy clubs an endangered bird during a faux hunt. Meanwhile, Peggy embarks on a mysterious quest.

Hank's Got the Willies
22 min
E4

Hank's Got the Willies

Feb 09, 1997

Hank's determination to find a role model for Bobby leads to an unexpected encounter with Hank's own hero.

Luanne's Saga
22 min
E5

Luanne's Saga

Feb 16, 1997

When Luanne breaks up with Buckley, Hank takes it upon himself to pick up the pieces of his niece's broken heart, only to be left fuming when she makes a play for Boomhauer.

Hank's Unmentionable Problem
22 min
E6

Hank's Unmentionable Problem

Feb 23, 1997

A concerned Peggy inadvertently spreads the word about Hank's bout with constipation, leaving her husband flushed with embarrassment.

Westie Side Story
22 min
E7

Westie Side Story

Mar 02, 1997

The Hills' new Laotian neighbors cause Peggy and Hank confusion and consternation after a culture clash leads to suspicion over a missing dog.

Shins of the Father
22 min
E8

Shins of the Father

Mar 23, 1997

Hank's caught in the middle when his overbearing father pays a visit--and incurs the wrath of a patience-exhausted Peggy.

Peggy the Boggle Champ
22 min
E9

Peggy the Boggle Champ

Apr 13, 1997

Peggy and Hank head to Dallas so Peggy can compete in a boggle tournament, but Hank decides to forego the tournament in order to attend a lawnmower expo.

Keeping Up with Our Joneses
22 min
E10

Keeping Up with Our Joneses

Apr 27, 1997

Hank and Peggy's love of cigarettes is rekindled after Hank catches Bobby smoking, but Luanne is determined to nip their habit in the butt.

King of the Ant Hill
22 min
E11

King of the Ant Hill

May 04, 1997

Hank's burning mad when he discovers fire ants on his lawn on the eve of the neighborhood block party.

Plastic White Female
22 min
E12

Plastic White Female

May 11, 1997

Luanne and Bobby each face a crisis: she's fearful of failing her beauty exam, while he frets over his first boy-girl party.

Season 2

Season 2

23 Episodes Aired 1997

No overview available for this season.

How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying
22 min
E1

How to Fire a Rifle Without Really Trying

Sep 21, 1997

When Bobby discovers the one sport he is good at, marksmanship, he and Hank decide to enter a father & son tournament. As it turns out Hank is a terrible marksman.

Texas City Twister
22 min
E2

Texas City Twister

Sep 26, 1997

Luanne moves back into her home, a trailer, just as a twister is about to hit.

Arrow Head
22 min
E3

Arrow Head

Oct 19, 1997

After Hank finds an arrow head in his lawn, Peggy gives a archaeologist permission to have an archaeological dig their yard.

Hilloween
22 min
E4

Hilloween

Oct 26, 1997

Hank is excited about Halloween until someone complains and has the holiday canceled.

Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)
22 min
E5

Jumpin' Crack Bass (It's a Gas, Gas, Gas)

Nov 02, 1997

In an effort to catch more fish than his friends, Hank decides to buy special "bait" from a street vendor. He soon finds himself in trouble with the law.

Husky Bobby
22 min
E6

Husky Bobby

Nov 09, 1997

Much to Hank's dismay, Bobby becomes a plus sized model.

The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg
22 min
E7

The Man Who Shot Cane Skretteburg

Nov 16, 1997

Hank and the guys seek vengeance after a group of teenagers beat them at paint-ball.

The Son That Got Away
21 min
E8

The Son That Got Away

Nov 23, 1997

Bobby and Connie get in trouble at school. They skirt their ensuing punishment and are joined by Joseph, as they head to "The Caves". Hank and Kahn quickly pursue them, knowing that the caves are Arlen's make-out point.

The Company Man
22 min
E9

The Company Man

Dec 07, 1997

Hank struggles to portray himself and his life as that of a stereotypical Texan cowboy's for a Hollywood cowboy movie fan in order to secure a business deal for Strickland Propane.

Bobby Slam
22 min
E10

Bobby Slam

Dec 14, 1997

Bobby joins the wrestling team and is caught in a dilemma when he has to fight Connie in order to make the team.

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying
22 min
E11

The Unbearable Blindness of Laying

Dec 21, 1997

Hank's mother bring home her new boyfriend, an affectionate Jewish man named Gary. After Hank sees the two of them having relations, he goes blind.

Meet the Manger Babies
22 min
E12

Meet the Manger Babies

Jan 11, 1998

After seeing that Luanne is depressed, Hank volunteers to buy her some hand puppets at a rummage sale. Luanne starts doing a Christian puppet show, The Manger Babies. Hank agrees to play God in the televised version of the puppet show. When it turns out that the show will be on at the same time as the Super Bowl, Hank has to choose between helping Luanne or watching the game.

Snow Job
22 min
E13

Snow Job

Feb 01, 1998

When Hank's boss, Buck Strickland, has another heart attack, Hank expects to be put in charge of the company while Buck is recuperating. Instead Buck picks Lloyd Vickers, a business-school graduate, and puts Hank in charge of feeding his dogs. At Buck's house, Hank discovers that Buck's stove is electric, not propane. Realizing that Buck is just in propane for the money, Hank considers leaving the propane business and opening up a general store instead.

I Remember Mono
22 min
E14

I Remember Mono

Feb 08, 1998

On Valentine's Day, Peggy finds out that Hank lied to her when they were dating: he told her he was at home one week with a football injury, when he actually got mono from kissing another girl. She sets out to uncover the whole truth, and finds herself face to face with the past.

Three Days of the Kahndo
22 min
E15

Three Days of the Kahndo

Feb 15, 1998

Hank and his family go with Kahn and his family to spend a weekend in a duplex condo in Mexico. When Kahn discovers that only the bottom half of the condo has been rented, he breaks into the top half and lets Hank stay there. Dale shows up to stay with the Hills, and when Hank, Kahn and Dale are arrested for breaking into the upstairs condo, they have to sneak back across the border.

Traffic Jam
22 min
E16

Traffic Jam

Feb 22, 1998

After Hank has a car accident, he has to go to traffic school. The teacher of the traffic school is a comedian, Booda Sack, who gets laughs by insulting the audience. Inspired by Booda Sack, Bobby tries developing a stand-up act of his own. Booda Sack tells Bobby that to be funny, he needs to get in touch with his roots as a white man. Looking for something about "white roots" on the internet, Bobby comes across all the material he needs on a site called the White Nationalist Brotherhood.

Hank's Dirty Laundry
22 min
E17

Hank's Dirty Laundry

Mar 01, 1998

When Hank tries to buy a new dryer, he is told that his credit is no good because he owes money to Arlen Video. The video store's computer says he rented and never returned a pornographic movie, Cuffs and Collars. Hank refuses to pay for a movie he never rented, and sets out to prove that the computer was wrong.

The Final Shinsult
22 min
E18

The Final Shinsult

Mar 15, 1998

When Cotton learns that the U.S. government is giving the artificial leg of General Santa Ana back to Mexico, he teams up with Dale to steal the leg from the Arlen Museum.

Leanne's Saga
22 min
E19

Leanne's Saga

Apr 19, 1998

When Luanne's mother, Leanne, is released from prison, she starts living in the Hills' garage, and becomes romantically involved with Bill. Bill is busy fighting a foot fungus, with every last dime.

Junkie Business
22 min
E20

Junkie Business

Apr 26, 1998

After Hank realizes that his new employee at Strickland Propane is a drug addict, he can't fire him, because drug addiction counts as a disability under the Americans With Disabilities Act.

Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga
22 min
E21

Life in the Fast Lane, Bobby's Saga

May 03, 1998

To teach his son the value of a dollar, Hank makes Bobby get a job selling drinks at the racetrack, and tells Bobby to do everything his boss says. What Hank doesn't know is that Bobby's boss, Jimmy Witchard, is a complete moron who makes Bobby do humiliating and even dangerous tasks. Meanwhile, Boomhauer competes for the right to drive the pace car in the NASCAR race.

Peggy's Turtle Song
22 min
E22

Peggy's Turtle Song

May 10, 1998

After Bobby eats too much sugar one morning, he is mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder. Feeling guilty about not spending enough time with her son, Peggy decides to give up teaching and be a stay-at-home mother, a decision Hank fully approves of. But Peggy is so bored at home that she starts taking guitar lessons, and composes a symbolic song about a turtle trapped in her shell. Meanwhile, Bobby takes pills for his ADD, and Luanne becomes convinced that she caught ADD from Bobby.

Propane Boom
22 min
E23

Propane Boom

May 17, 1998

When Mega Lo Mart starts selling propane, Strickland Propane can't compete with their prices, and Hank loses his job. He winds up working in the propane department at Mega Lo Mart, under the supervision of Luanne's boyfriend Buckley. Hank and other Mega Lo Mart employees decide to protest the way the company destroys small businesses, by disrupting a concert by the company spokesman, Chuck Mangione. Meanwhile, Luanne, who wanted Buckley to give her the job that he gave to Hank, tells Buckley she's breaking up with him. And Hank, Luanne and Buckley are the only people in the Mega Lo Mart when Hank notices a leak...

Season 3

Season 3

25 Episodes Aired 1998

No overview available for this season.

Death of a Propane Salesman
22 min
E1

Death of a Propane Salesman

Sep 15, 1998

Hank and Luanne survive the Mega Lo Mart explosion, but Buckley is no more. Hank finds that he is scared of propane, and tries to figure out how to deal with his fear of dying. Meanwhile, Luanne, who lost all her hair in the explosion, decides to become an activist like Sinead O'Connor.

And They Call It Bobby Love
22 min
E2

And They Call It Bobby Love

Sep 22, 1998

Bobby starts dating Marie, a girl who's two years older than him. Bobby takes the relationship more seriously than Marie does, and is heartbroken when she dances with other guys. Marie decides to "move on" leaving Bobby an emotional wreck. Meanwhile, Hank and the guys find an abandoned couch in the alley, and grow to depend on it.

Peggy's Headache
22 min
E3

Peggy's Headache

Oct 06, 1998

When Peggy starts writing "musings" for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redcorn for a therapeutic massage. When she finds out that Dale's wife Nancy is having an affair with John Redcorn, she is so horrified that she decides to tell Dale about it.

Pregnant Paws
22 min
E4

Pregnant Paws

Oct 13, 1998

Hank wants to breed Ladybird, but the veterinarian says that she has a narrow uterus and probably can't have children. Hank becomes obsessed with finding a way to get Ladybird pregnant, which annoys Peggy, because she's the one who really wants another baby. Meanwhile, Dale becomes a bounty hunter and is assigned to hunt down a man with several unpaid parking tickets. He decides that he needs a hound to accompany him on his first bounty, so he nabs Ladybird, to Hank's horror.

Next of Shin
22 min
E5

Next of Shin

Nov 03, 1998

Hank tries several different methods to improve his sperm count so he can get Peggy pregnant. The frustration of not being able to have another child becomes worse when Cotton shows up and announces that he got his wife pregnant. But Cotton becomes so nervous at the prospect of having a baby at his age that he flees to Las Vegas, and Hank, Bill and Dale go after him.

Peggy's Pageant Fever
22 min
E6

Peggy's Pageant Fever

Nov 10, 1998

A beauty pageant offers Peggy the chance to win a truck. If she can endure a series of rigorous makeovers to impress the judges.

Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men
22 min
E7

Nine Pretty Darn Angry Men

Nov 17, 1998

Hank is outraged when he attends a lawn mower focus group and discovers that the new model of his favorite mower has been turned into an upgraded "yuppified" version.

Good Hill Hunting
22 min
E8

Good Hill Hunting

Dec 01, 1998

All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby. Bobby is so upset about being denied the chance at a rite of passage that he starts to regress into acting like a little kid. Hank reluctantly decides to take Bobby hunting at the La Grunta Resort.

Pretty, Pretty Dresses
22 min
E9

Pretty, Pretty Dresses

Dec 15, 1998

At Christmastime, Bill becomes even more depressed than usual, because it's the anniversary of when his wife Lenore left him. Bill tries to commit suicide, and when that doesn't work out, he dresses up in Lenore's old clothes and declares that he is Lenore.

A Firefighting We Will Go
22 min
E10

A Firefighting We Will Go

Jan 12, 1999

Hank and his friends become volunteer firefighters. They manage to wreck a fire hydrant, ruin a funeral, and finally burn down the Arlen firehouse. When the Fire Captain comes to ask what happened, the trio turns the story around to match each of their scenarios.

To Spank, with Love
22 min
E11

To Spank, with Love

Jan 19, 1999

After being taunted and pantsed by one of her students, Peggy loses it and spanks him. She is immediately fired, but Cotton and his old buddies start a campaign to get "Paddlin' Peggy" reinstated. Once she is back teaching, Peggy uses her reputation for violence to scare her students, and takes things too far, in true Peggy fashion.

Three Coaches and a Bobby
22 min
E12

Three Coaches and a Bobby

Jan 26, 1999

Hank gets his tough old football coach to lead Bobby's football team. When the coach proves to be a tyrant, Bobby decides to quit football and join the soccer team, much to Hank's disappointment. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to fit in with the other soccer moms, and takes a crash course from Minh on Soccer-mom etiquette.

De-Kahnstructing Henry
22 min
E13

De-Kahnstructing Henry

Feb 02, 1999

Kahn gets a great new job and invites Hank over to the office, hoping to make him jealous. While bragging about his job, Kahn gives away government secrets, swearing Hank to secrecy. Hank talks to Bill about Kahn's job, and Kahn gets fired for it.

The Wedding of Bobby Hill
22 min
E14

The Wedding of Bobby Hill

Feb 09, 1999

Angry that Luanne cost him his job house-sitting Boomhauer's house, Bobby replaces her birth control pills with candy.

Sleight of Hank
22 min
E15

Sleight of Hank

Feb 16, 1999

Hank and Peggy go to a magic show where Peggy gets to be the volunteer in the best trick. Hank tries to figure out how the trick was done, and Peggy won't tell him. Meanwhile, Bobby is looking for a way to liven up his Sunday School report on Jesus, and when he sees the magician, he incorporates some of the tricks and patter into the report, calling it "The Amazing Jesus."

Jon Vitti Presents: "Return to La Grunta"
22 min
E16

Jon Vitti Presents: "Return to La Grunta"

Feb 23, 1999

Hank gets Luanne a job as a golf course drink girl at the La Grunta resort. In gratitude, Luanne gets Hank a chance to swim with a dolphin. Hank pets the dolphin, and the dolphin becomes aroused and tries to become sexually intimate with him. In return for his silence, the hotel pays him off, and Hank tells Luanne never to talk about what happened. Luanne gets sexually harassed by one of the golfers, she decides to follow Hank's example and not talk about it.

Escape from Party Island
22 min
E17

Escape from Party Island

Mar 16, 1999

Hank takes his mother and her friends to a museum of miniatures in Port Aransas, and they get stuck in the middle of MTV's Spring Break. Meanwhile, Bill tries to put the moves on Peggy while Hank is away.

Love Hurts... and So Does Art
22 min
E18

Love Hurts... and So Does Art

Mar 23, 1999

Worried at the prospect of going to a school dance with Connie, Bobby starts overeating at the local deli, and develops gout. Meanwhile, Hank goes to an art gallery in Dallas and finds that they are displaying an X-ray of his constipated colon.

Hank's Cowboy Movie
22 min
E19

Hank's Cowboy Movie

Apr 06, 1999

After Hank and Bobby visit the Dallas Cowboys training camp in Wichita Falls, Hank decides to make a video that will convince the team to move their camp to Arlen.

Dog Dale Afternoon
22 min
E20

Dog Dale Afternoon

Apr 13, 1999

When Dale brings home a new 'Super Mower' the neighbors are jealous, but his attitude leaves everyone with a bad taste in their mouths. To knock him down a few notches, the crew decides to hide his new mower, & make it look like a conspiracy, Peggy gets involved and it goes too far. Dale gets pushed over the edge & it is Hank that goes to help him back down.

Revenge of the Lutefisk
22 min
E21

Revenge of the Lutefisk

Apr 20, 1999

Arlen's new minister is a woman, which everyone except Cotton seems to accept. When Bobby eats all of a Midwestern fish dish prepared by the minister, it somehow leads to him accidentally burning down the church. Everyone assumes that Cotton did it, and he is arrested for a hate crime.

Death and Texas
22 min
E22

Death and Texas

Apr 27, 1999

Peggy gets a letter from a Death Row convict who says that he is a former student of hers, and that she had the most positive impact on his life. She starts visiting him in prison and bringing him what she thinks is timer sand for Boggle -- not realizing that it's actually cocaine. Meanwhile, Dale wants to become an executioner.

Wings of the Dope
22 min
E23

Wings of the Dope

May 04, 1999

While studying for her beauty school exam, Luanne sees someone bouncing on Buckley's old trampoline. It's Buckley, who has come back as an angel. Hank and Peggy think Luanne was hallucinating after using too many hair-dying chemicals, but Hank's friends come to believe in the existence of Buckley's Angel. But Luanne finds that Buckley isn't much more help to her as an angel than he was when he was alive.

Take Me Out of the Ball Game
22 min
E24

Take Me Out of the Ball Game

May 11, 1999

When Thaterton stacks his Company softball team with Pro sports stars, Hank pulls Peggy off of her own Softball team to become the Ace pitcher for Strickland Propane. Unfortunately, Hank's over-managing causes her to lose her stuff, and cause her to lose the love for the sport.

As Old as the Hills...
22 min
E25

As Old as the Hills...

May 18, 1999

Peggy and Hank's 20th-anniversary party leaves the missus missing their youth; and a bottle of tequila is the highlight of their private revelry.

Season 4

Season 4

24 Episodes Aired 1999

No overview available for this season.

Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall
22 min
E1

Peggy Hill: The Decline and Fall

Sep 26, 1999

Peggy's fate and details surrounding Cotton and Didi's newborn are revealed.

Cotton's Plot
22 min
E2

Cotton's Plot

Oct 03, 1999

Freed from a six-week body cast, non-ambulatory Peggy takes physical therapy from Cotton, who drills her military style. Meanwhile, Hank's pals make use of her cast.

Bills Are Made to Be Broken
22 min
E3

Bills Are Made to Be Broken

Oct 24, 1999

Bill is accepting, but Hank isn't, when opposing players lie down to let an injured high-school jock break Bill's touchdown record.

Little Horrors of Shop
22 min
E4

Little Horrors of Shop

Oct 31, 1999

Forced to take a vacation, Hank becomes a substitute shop teacher, and a popular one, rousing jealousy in Peggy.

Aisle 8A
22 min
E5

Aisle 8A

Nov 07, 1999

Hank is the only one home when houseguest Connie has her first encounter with menstruation--and neither knows what to do. Meanwhile, someone has to explain PMS to Bobby.

A Beer Can Named Desire
22 min
E6

A Beer Can Named Desire

Nov 14, 1999

Bill meets Cajun relatives and Hank competes for $1 million in a beer promotion at a football game in New Orleans.

Happy Hank's Giving
22 min
E7

Happy Hank's Giving

Nov 21, 1999

Hank's propane-smoked turkey is a casualty in "a war called 'Thanksgiving at the Airport'" as weather stalls the Hills' trip to Peggy's folks in Montana.

Not in My Back-hoe
22 min
E8

Not in My Back-hoe

Nov 28, 1999

Jealous of Hank's new acquaintance, Bill and Dale give Hank an ultimatum, and compound their mistake when they try to make amends.

To Kill a Ladybird
22 min
E9

To Kill a Ladybird

Dec 12, 1999

Bobby's affection for a raccoon brings problems when Hank's dog Ladybird and Dale get into fights with the ersatz pet that could be rabid.

Hillennium
22 min
E10

Hillennium

Dec 19, 1999

A propane shortage gives Hank Y2K fears that alter his Christmas-gift plans; Dale's stash of hoarded goods is destroyed by a hamster that he was planning to use for food.

Old Glory
22 min
E11

Old Glory

Jan 09, 2000

Bobby keeps mum that his mom wrote the A-plus essay that made him a school star.

Rodeo Days
22 min
E12

Rodeo Days

Jan 16, 2000

Bobby's new calling is rodeo roping, but his first experience with livestock introduces him to an ambition even greater--at least to Bobby.

Hanky Panky
22 min
E13

Hanky Panky

Feb 06, 2000

Hank and Peggy are caught in the middle after Strickland's wife catches him with his girlfriend.

High Anxiety
22 min
E14

High Anxiety

Feb 13, 2000

Hank becomes the prime suspect in an investigation led by Sheriff Buford.

Naked Ambition
22 min
E15

Naked Ambition

Feb 20, 2000

Bobby's accidental glimpse of a naked Luanne has Joseph yearning to get his own look. But Connie catches them trying to peep, and thinks she's the target.

Movin' On Up
22 min
E16

Movin' On Up

Feb 27, 2000

Luanne moves out and into the house across the alley, where her roommates don't carry any of the load.

Bill of Sales
22 min
E17

Bill of Sales

Mar 12, 2000

Bill becomes Peggy's star--and only--salesman in a health-food sales operation, and his profits net them a trip to a conference in San Antonio, where they must share a room.

Won't You Pimai Neighbor?
22 min
E18

Won't You Pimai Neighbor?

Mar 19, 2000

Buddhist monks think Bobby is a reincarnated Lama.

Hank's Bad Hair Day
22 min
E19

Hank's Bad Hair Day

Apr 09, 2000

After his lifelong barber loses it, Hank turns to Army haircutter Bill, who does a fine job on his first civilian head, but at a Government price, prompting Hank to declare war.

Meet the Propaniacs
22 min
E20

Meet the Propaniacs

Apr 16, 2000

Bobby's impromptu comedy at a propane sale prompts Strickland to send him on the road to entertain at other outlets, leading to a big trade show in front of the Texas propane president.

Nancy Boys
22 min
E21

Nancy Boys

Apr 30, 2000

After joining the Hills for a free romantic dinner, the Gribbles sleep together, and guilt grabs Nancy for cheating on her lover, John Redcorn.

Flush with Power
22 min
E22

Flush with Power

May 07, 2000

Water restrictions prompt Hank to join the zoning board, while Bobby blackmails Kahn for bribing a water-meter reader.

Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
22 min
E23

Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet

May 14, 2000

Peggy's embarrassment about her big feet ends when she meets a fetishist who directs her in a video Hank thinks is dirty, but Peggy approves of--wholefootedly.

Peggy's Fan Fair
22 min
E24

Peggy's Fan Fair

May 21, 2000

At Nashville's Fan Fair, Peggy accuses Randy Travis of stealing her song, while Brooks & Dunn counsel Bobby about Connie.

Season 5

Season 5

20 Episodes Aired 2000

No overview available for this season.

The Perils of Polling
22 min
E1

The Perils of Polling

Oct 01, 2000

Bobby's act of heroism leads the Hills to a meeting with candidate George Dub-Ya, who turns Hank's vote from sure to tentative with the shake of a hand.

The Buck Stops Here
22 min
E2

The Buck Stops Here

Nov 05, 2000

Bobby becomes Strickland's personal caddy and picks up some bad habits. Meanwhile, Peggy and Minh compete to donate the most blood.

I Don't Want to Wait...
22 min
E3

I Don't Want to Wait...

Nov 12, 2000

As Hank builds coffins for his family, Bobby struggles with the fact that he's still treated as a child even as Joseph laments how awkward adulthood is for him.

Spin the Choice
22 min
E4

Spin the Choice

Nov 19, 2000

Bobby rejects Thanksgiving after history lessons from John Redcorn, who longs to be a real father to his illegitimate son Joseph.

Peggy Makes the Big Leagues
22 min
E5

Peggy Makes the Big Leagues

Nov 26, 2000

The Booster Club sends a distraught Hank to talk to Peggy after she fails the football team's star fullback and gets him suspended from the team.

When Cotton Comes Marching Home
22 min
E6

When Cotton Comes Marching Home

Dec 03, 2000

Cash-flow problems plague Hank's father, who's forced to work a menial job on Veterans Day instead of marching in the parade.

What Makes Bobby Run?
22 min
E7

What Makes Bobby Run?

Dec 10, 2000

Bobby goes all-out to become school mascot, a high-profile post that suffers a low blow when he avoids a time-honored tradition.

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas
22 min
E8

'Twas the Nut Before Christmas

Dec 17, 2000

Bill counters his holiday loneliness by becoming a generous Santa, attracting a nice single mother and a young slacker who takes advantage.

Chasing Bobby
22 min
E9

Chasing Bobby

Jan 21, 2001

Peggy thinks Hank's tears are indicative of a father-son void, but they're really about his truck, which looks headed for pickup-truck heaven.

Yankee Hankie
22 min
E10

Yankee Hankie

Feb 04, 2001

While a distraught Hank tries to deal with the fact that he wasn't born in Texas, Cotton and his buddies once again make plans to assassinate Fidel Castro.

Hank and the Great Glass Elevator
22 min
E11

Hank and the Great Glass Elevator

Feb 11, 2001

Bill and former Texas governor Ann Richards hit it off after a chance meeting resulting from Hank's reluctant prank in an Austin hotel.

Now Who's the Dummy?
22 min
E12

Now Who's the Dummy?

Feb 18, 2001

Bobby's ventriloquist's dummy gets more of Hank's attention than Bobby, but it's Dale who harbors a grudge against the wooden being.

Ho Yeah!
22 min
E13

Ho Yeah!

Feb 25, 2001

Unaware that the new employee at Strickland Propane is a prostitute, Peggy becomes her best friend and even offers her a place to stay--Hank's den.

The Exterminator
22 min
E14

The Exterminator

Mar 04, 2001

Repeated exposure to poisons forces Dale out of extermination and into a desk job that leads him back into extermination--of careers.

Luanne Virgin 2.0
22 min
E15

Luanne Virgin 2.0

Mar 11, 2001

As Luanne's sponsor in a sexual-abstinence program, Peggy has to testify about her lifetime total of sexual partners--and it's more than one.

Hank's Choice
22 min
E16

Hank's Choice

Apr 01, 2001

When Bobby develops an allergy to Ladybird, Hank builds a doghouse, an elaborate accommodation that's perfect--for Bobby.

It's Not Easy Being Green
22 min
E17

It's Not Easy Being Green

Apr 08, 2001

Hank joins Bobby's environmental effort, but only to preserve a long-time cover-up concerning a mishap with Boomhauer's car in high school.

The Trouble with Gribbles
22 min
E18

The Trouble with Gribbles

Apr 22, 2001

Dale plans to buy Nancy a face-lift by suing a tobacco company, which countersues--and carelessly bugs his home.

Hank's Back Story
22 min
E19

Hank's Back Story

May 06, 2001

Wearing a prosthetic rump relieves Hank's back pain, but makes him the butt of friends' jokes as they all prepare for a riding-mower race.

Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story
22 min
E20

Kidney Boy and Hamster Girl: A Love Story

May 13, 2001

Bobby avoids a beating by high schoolers by pretending to be one of them.

Season 6

Season 6

22 Episodes Aired 2001

No overview available for this season.

Bobby Goes Nuts
22 min
E1

Bobby Goes Nuts

Nov 11, 2001

Bobby goes from bullied to bully after learning a counterattack move in a self-defense class--for women.

Soldier of Misfortune
22 min
E2

Soldier of Misfortune

Dec 09, 2001

After an accident at his gun club destroys Dale's confidence, Peggy proposes sending him on a bogus mercenary mission, which he fouls up.

Lupe's Revenge
22 min
E3

Lupe's Revenge

Dec 12, 2001

A female cop gets a hankerin' for Hank; Peggy accidentally brings back a native child after a school field trip to Mexico.

The Father, the Son, and J.C.
22 min
E4

The Father, the Son, and J.C.

Dec 16, 2001

Hank's emotional outburst pushes him further from his father, so Bobby drafts Jimmy Carter to broker a Christmas peace.

Father of the Bribe
22 min
E5

Father of the Bribe

Jan 06, 2002

After Bobby feigns taking Connie's father's bribe to break up with her, Connie lets her grades slip to show how upset she is without him.

I'm with Cupid
22 min
E6

I'm with Cupid

Feb 10, 2002

Bobby adjusts to his breakup with Connie, until Bill's depressing experiences break his spirit. So Hank sends him to ladies' man Boomhauer.

Torch Song Hillogy
22 min
E7

Torch Song Hillogy

Feb 17, 2002

Peggy nominates Bobby to carry the Olympic torch through Arlen, but it's Hank who wins the honor--and bungles it.

Joust Like a Woman
22 min
E8

Joust Like a Woman

Feb 24, 2002

Peggy leads a troupe of "wenches" to protest their unfair treatment at the Renaissance Faire, where Hank is trying to land a big-money propane account.

The Bluegrass Is Always Greener
22 min
E9

The Bluegrass Is Always Greener

Feb 24, 2002

Hank and the boys recruit Connie for a bluegrass fiddle contest, but Kahn insists that she focus on classical music.

The Substitute Spanish Prisoner
22 min
E10

The Substitute Spanish Prisoner

Mar 03, 2002

A con man offers "genius" Peggy an at-home doctorate course, which she finances with the Hills' retirement fund.

Unfortunate Son
22 min
E11

Unfortunate Son

Mar 10, 2002

Cotton's financially strapped VFW group moves into Hank's home, prompting Hank to recruit Vietnam vets, to whom Cotton doesn't exactly cotton.

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill
22 min
E12

Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret Hill

Mar 17, 2002

Unable to find a full-time teaching job, Peggy pretends to be a nun to land a position at a Catholic school, ending her budding career at Strickland Propane.

Tankin' It to the Streets
22 min
E13

Tankin' It to the Streets

Mar 31, 2002

After learning the Army used him as a guinea pig for an experimental drug, Bill gets drunk and steals a tank. And it's up to his friends to try to return it.

Of Mice and Little Green Men
22 min
E14

Of Mice and Little Green Men

Apr 07, 2002

When Hank and Dale find more interest in the activities of the other's son, Dale concludes he's not Joseph's father--and that an alien is.

A Man Without a Country Club
22 min
E15

A Man Without a Country Club

Apr 14, 2002

Kahn covets membership in an all-Asian country club, but it's Hank who's asked to join--as a token white to secure a PGA tournament.

Beer and Loathing
22 min
E16

Beer and Loathing

Apr 14, 2002

Peggy gets a job at Alamo Beer, but a clause in her contract prevents her from telling Hank why Texas is completely devoid of the brew for the next 36 hours.

Fun with Jane and Jane
22 min
E17

Fun with Jane and Jane

Apr 21, 2002

Oblivious to its cultlike ways, Luanne joins a sorority and gets Peggy in too; Hank and the boys rescue emus from death, but don't know what to do with them.

My Own Private Rodeo
22 min
E18

My Own Private Rodeo

Apr 28, 2002

Hank learns that the incident estranging Dale from his cowboy father was a cover to keep him in the dark about Dad being in the closet.

Sug Night
22 min
E19

Sug Night

May 05, 2002

Hank is shaken after having a dream about grilling burgers...naked...with Nancy. And the situation is stirred when Peggy finds out.

Dang Ol' Love
22 min
E20

Dang Ol' Love

May 05, 2002

Bill is heartbroken when the beautiful jogger he's pining for falls for Boomhauer, who is in turn heartbroken himself when the jogger dumps him.

Returning Japanese (1)
22 min
E21

Returning Japanese (1)

May 12, 2002

The Hills are off to Japan so Cotton can apologize to the widow of a soldier he killed in WWII, but something about Cotton's story doesn't quite add up.

Returning Japanese (2)
22 min
E22

Returning Japanese (2)

May 12, 2002

Cotton runs amuck in Tokyo when rejected by his newly found Japanese son.

Season 7

Season 7

23 Episodes Aired 2002

No overview available for this season.

Get Your Freak Off
22 min
E1

Get Your Freak Off

Nov 03, 2002

Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.

The Fat and the Furious
22 min
E2

The Fat and the Furious

Nov 10, 2002

A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.

Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do
22 min
E3

Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna Do

Nov 17, 2002

Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.

Goodbye Normal Jeans
22 min
E4

Goodbye Normal Jeans

Nov 24, 2002

Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.

Dances with Dogs
22 min
E5

Dances with Dogs

Dec 01, 2002

A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.

The Son Also Roses
22 min
E6

The Son Also Roses

Dec 08, 2002

Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.

The Texas Skillsaw Massacre
22 min
E7

The Texas Skillsaw Massacre

Dec 15, 2002

Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.

Full Metal Dust Jacket
22 min
E8

Full Metal Dust Jacket

Jan 05, 2003

Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.

Pigmalion
22 min
E9

Pigmalion

Jan 12, 2003

A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.

Megalo Dale
22 min
E10

Megalo Dale

Jan 12, 2003

Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.

Boxing Luanne
22 min
E11

Boxing Luanne

Feb 02, 2003

Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.

Vision Quest
22 min
E12

Vision Quest

Feb 09, 2003

Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.

Queasy Rider
22 min
E13

Queasy Rider

Feb 16, 2003

Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.

Board Games
22 min
E14

Board Games

Mar 02, 2003

Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.

An Officer and a Gentle Boy
22 min
E15

An Officer and a Gentle Boy

Mar 09, 2003

To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.

The Miseducation of Bobby Hill
22 min
E16

The Miseducation of Bobby Hill

Mar 16, 2003

Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.

The Good Buck
22 min
E17

The Good Buck

Mar 30, 2003

Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.

I Never Promised You an Organic Garden
22 min
E18

I Never Promised You an Organic Garden

Apr 13, 2003

Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.

Be True to Your Fool
22 min
E19

Be True to Your Fool

Apr 27, 2003

After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.

Racist Dawg
22 min
E20

Racist Dawg

May 04, 2003

A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.

Night and Deity
22 min
E21

Night and Deity

May 11, 2003

A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.

Maid in Arlen
22 min
E22

Maid in Arlen

May 18, 2003

To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.

The Witches of East Arlen
22 min
E23

The Witches of East Arlen

May 18, 2003

Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.

Season 8

Season 8

22 Episodes Aired 2003

No overview available for this season.

Patch Boomhauer
22 min
E1

Patch Boomhauer

Nov 02, 2003

When Boomhauer's brother, Patch, announces he's getting married to Boomhauer's old girlfriend, Hank mistakenly comes to believe that Boomhauer is out to sabotage the wedding.

Reborn to Be Wild
22 min
E2

Reborn to Be Wild

Nov 09, 2003

Hank likes Bobby's new Christian youth group, but not their methods of worship, which include skateboarding and punk rock.

New Cowboy on the Block
22 min
E3

New Cowboy on the Block

Nov 16, 2003

The thrill of an ex-Dallas Cowboy moving onto the block is lost on Hank when the one-time hero breaks neighborhood rules.

The Incredible Hank
22 min
E4

The Incredible Hank

Nov 23, 2003

Peggy overdoes it when she secretly slips Hank a testosterone supplement to combat his work-related stress. But he feels great, until he finds out.

Flirting with the Master
22 min
E5

Flirting with the Master

Nov 30, 2003

A Latin TV star hires Peggy to come to his home in Mexico to tutor his kids, but Peggy senses his interest is not entirely academic.

After the Mold Rush
22 min
E6

After the Mold Rush

Dec 07, 2003

The Hills' house tests positive for mold, found again and again just after Hank enters the home in a local showcase.

Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane
22 min
E7

Livin' on Reds, Vitamin C and Propane

Dec 14, 2003

Hank and Bobby take an 18-wheeler to Arizona, with Dale, Bill and Boomhauer as stowaways.

Rich Hank, Poor Hank
22 min
E8

Rich Hank, Poor Hank

Jan 04, 2004

Hank's thriftiness and reluctance to talk about money leads Bobby to believe he's wealthy, a rumor that spreads through the neighborhood.

Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill
22 min
E9

Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill

Jan 25, 2004

Peggy's entry into the art world is rejected at first, then applauded by a dealer whose promotional method leaves her drawn.

That's What She Said
22 min
E10

That's What She Said

Feb 08, 2004

A new Strickland employee's constant double entendres delight all but Hank, who considers suing for sexual harassment.

My Hair Lady
22 min
E11

My Hair Lady

Feb 15, 2004

Arlen's hottest new haircutting team is Luanne and Bill, who charms the ladies by pretending to be gay.

Phish and Wildlife
22 min
E12

Phish and Wildlife

Feb 22, 2004

The boys' annual camping trip is disturbed by a gathering of hippies, who share their food with Bobby and expect sharing in return.

Cheer Factor
22 min
E13

Cheer Factor

Mar 07, 2004

Peggy's aggressive approach as cheerleading coach brings football wins, and a hearing when one routine is deemed offensive.

Dale Be Not Proud
22 min
E14

Dale Be Not Proud

Mar 14, 2004

Dale donates a kidney to Funny Car racer John Force, and makes Hank his representative in all matters while laid up.

Après Hank, le Deluge
22 min
E15

Après Hank, le Deluge

Mar 21, 2004

During a flood, Hank's position as emergency-shelter team leader is usurped by Bill when Hank is drafted to watch over a fragile dam.

DaleTech
22 min
E16

DaleTech

Mar 28, 2004

Hank's father becomes part of a civilian police patrol, usurping Dale's self-proclaimed title of neighborhood protector.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo
22 min
E17

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Alamo

Apr 18, 2004

Ignorance of the Alamo in Bobby's Texas History class prompts Hank to help organize a reenactment, but the author's version is revisionist.

Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon
22 min
E18

Girl, You'll Be a Giant Soon

Apr 25, 2004

Luanne helps Hank protest a grilling competition that bans propane; Peggy negotiates to see an infamous murder site.

Stressed for Success
22 min
E19

Stressed for Success

May 02, 2004

Bobby joins his school academic team as the expert in pop culture, but the pressure gets to him.

Hank's Back
22 min
E20

Hank's Back

May 09, 2004

Hank starts taking yoga classes after injuring his back at work; Peggy bags groceries at a mom and pop store that's having a hard time competing against Megalomart.

The Redneck on Rainey Street
22 min
E21

The Redneck on Rainey Street

May 16, 2004

After Connie becomes a victim of reverse discrimination, Kahn gives up his hopes and dreams and embraces the life of a hillbilly.

Talking Shop
22 min
E22

Talking Shop

May 23, 2004

Bobby becomes a peer counselor, but gets personally involved with clients.

Season 9

Season 9

15 Episodes Aired 2004

No overview available for this season.

A Rover Runs Through It
22 min
E1

A Rover Runs Through It

Nov 07, 2004

Peggy's estranged mother summons her home to their Montana ranch, where Henry Winkler is an uncooperative neighbor.

Ms. Wakefield
22 min
E2

Ms. Wakefield

Dec 19, 2004

An elderly woman who once lived in the Hills' house returns for the holidays--to die there. And that gives Dale a business idea.

Death Buys a Timeshare
22 min
E3

Death Buys a Timeshare

Jan 16, 2005

Hank accompanies Cotton and his new friend Bill to Mexico to try to keep them from buying timeshare properties. But the salesmen are determined.

Yard, She Blows!
22 min
E4

Yard, She Blows!

Jan 23, 2005

Hank's immaculately manicured front lawn is as good as gone when Peggy tries to horn in on the glory with her own contributions.

Dale to the Chief
22 min
E5

Dale to the Chief

Jan 30, 2005

Hank's fight to correct an error on his driver's license is a red flag to newly patriotic Dale, who reports Hank as a threat to national security.

The Petriot Act
22 min
E6

The Petriot Act

Feb 13, 2005

Hank excitedly joins a new military program that allows civilians to adopt pets while G.I.s serve their tour of duty but the dog, Duke, turns out to be a mean-spirited cat.

Enrique-cilable Differences
22 min
E7

Enrique-cilable Differences

Feb 20, 2005

Hank cringes when an employee with personal problems turns to him for solace.

Mutual of Omabwah
22 min
E8

Mutual of Omabwah

Mar 06, 2005

Hank's lapsed insurance policy puts him in an overprotective state, while Bill and Boomhauer carelessly experiment with deep-frying.

Care-Takin' Care of Business
22 min
E9

Care-Takin' Care of Business

Mar 13, 2005

Covert work by Hank and the boys turns a befuddled groundskeeper into a hero when his field is credited with hampering opponents.

Arlen City Bomber
22 min
E10

Arlen City Bomber

Mar 27, 2005

Peggy follows Luanne onto a roller-derby team, where the tight-fisted owner prompts her to lead a revolt and form a team on borrowed money.

Redcorn Gambles with His Future
22 min
E11

Redcorn Gambles with His Future

Apr 10, 2005

John Redcorn tries to open a Native American gambling casino to provide a venue for his band, Big Mountain Fudgecake.

Smoking and the Bandit
22 min
E12

Smoking and the Bandit

Apr 17, 2005

Dale dons a disguise to defy Arlen's smoking ban, and Peggy sets out to uncover his identity.

Gone with the Windstorm
22 min
E13

Gone with the Windstorm

May 01, 2005

Peggy helps weather-girl Nancy fight back when she's replaced by a qualified meteorologist. Also, a boy barking like a dog scares Bobby.

Bobby on Track
22 min
E14

Bobby on Track

May 08, 2005

Hank talks Bobby into joining the track team, but the spot the boy lands isn't what Hank had in mind.

It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings
22 min
E15

It Ain't Over 'til the Fat Neighbor Sings

May 15, 2005

Bill finds happiness in a men's chorus, where the required devotion jeopardizes his Army career.

Season 10

Season 10

15 Episodes Aired 2005

No overview available for this season.

Hank's on Board
22 min
E1

Hank's on Board

Sep 18, 2005

Hank discovers that Dale and Boomhauer take yearly vacations together, and assumes that they are trying to avoid Bill. He invites his family and Bill along for a weekend at the beach, but during the trip, Hank realizes that his friends are actually trying to avoid him because he’s uptight and bossy. Peggy advises Hank to throw caution to the wind and have some fun with his buddies, but the results leave Hank and the guys overboard.

Bystand Me
22 min
E2

Bystand Me

Sep 25, 2005

When the Arlen Bystander gets a new editor, Peggy gets a job writing a household hints column. Except Peggy doesn't know any household hints, so she gets Minh to supply her with housekeeping tips in exchange for the answers to the New York Times crossword puzzles. Meanwhile, Hank makes Bobby get a paper route.

Bill's House
22 min
E3

Bill's House

Nov 06, 2005

After Bill nurses Hank, Peggy and Bobby through the flu, he starts to feel lonely when there is no one else to take care of. Hank gets Bill to volunteer at a halfway house for alcoholics, and Bill invites the residents to stay with him. As more and more houseguests show up, Hank becomes determined to find them a permanent residence. Meanwhile, Peggy makes a promise to God that if she gets over the flu, she'll learn to ride a bike, and Bobby makes her keep her promise.

Harlottown
22 min
E4

Harlottown

Nov 20, 2005

When Hank and Peggy try to clean up a historic Arlen landmark, they find out that the town was founded by harlots and was once a place of ill-repute. The new city manager uses the city's rediscovered history to turn the town into a tourist trap for the adult porn industry. Frustrated by the changes, Hank decides to move the family – that is, until he is aided by adult actress Candee.

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown
22 min
E5

A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown

Dec 04, 2005

Hoping to get Bobby to stop cracking jokes in school, Hank enrolls Bobby in a clown class at the local community college. The pretentious instructor teaches Bobby classical comedic theory and sucks all the fun out of him.

Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?
22 min
E6

Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?

Dec 11, 2005

Kahn is accused of having become so assimilated that he's a "banana" -- the Asian equivalent of an "Oreo." To get back to his Laotian heritage, Kahn adopts a simple lifestyle and abandons the swimming pool his neighbors helped build.

You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)
22 min
E7

You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)

Jan 29, 2006

In order to raise money to save the Tom Landry Middle School baseball program, Hank invites a Harlem Globetrotters-type softball team to compete against his community league Arlen Zephyrs. But Hank ruins the show by deciding to take the game seriously.

Business Is Picking Up
22 min
E8

Business Is Picking Up

Mar 19, 2006

When Bobby attends the school's job shadow program, he winds up interning for Peter Sterling, a man who runs a pooper-scooper business. Bobby is so impressed by Peter that he decides to pursue the same career. Meanwhile, Hank is trying to train Joseph at Strickland Propane.

The Year of Washing Dangerously
22 min
E9

The Year of Washing Dangerously

Mar 26, 2006

Hank gets sucked into Kahn's get-rich-quick scheme when Kahn buys the car wash that hosts car cruising on Friday nights. But Kahn wrecks the business by trying to cut corners, and gets bought out by Buck Strickland. Meanwhile, Peggy tries to figure out if Nancy is deliberately refusing to take her calls.

Hank Fixes Everything
23 min
E10

Hank Fixes Everything

Apr 02, 2006

Buck Strickland embarks on a propane price war with Thatherton and two other rivals, and hires the guys from "American Chopper" to boost sales at the Propane Expo. When the 'war' goes too far, and the companies are all losing profit, Hank takes matters into his own hands, and calls a meeting. Unfortunately, the owners decide to 'price fix' and get caught. Meanwhile, Lucky and Luanne wait for Brownsville Station tickets, in line 6 days before tickets go on sale.

Church Hopping
22 min
E11

Church Hopping

Apr 09, 2006

When Reverend Stroup gives the Hills' pew at the Arlen First Methodist Church to another family, Hank and his family decide to find another church. A slick pastor tries to bribe the Hills into worshipping at his Megachurch.

24 Hour Propane People
22 min
E12

24 Hour Propane People

Apr 23, 2006

When Buck gets banned from his favorite strip club, he refocuses on making Strickland Propane a "fun" place to work. He makes his employees dress in costumes, have sleepovers in the office and use hip catchphrases. It's up to Hank to get everyone focused on selling propane again.

The Texas Panhandler
22 min
E13

The Texas Panhandler

Apr 30, 2006

Instead of getting a job, Bobby and Joseph discover that they can make more money, and look cooler, by hanging out on street corners and begging.

Hank's Bully
22 min
E14

Hank's Bully

May 07, 2006

A young boy, Caleb, starts following Hank around, making fun of him and generally annoying him. Hank isn't sure how to deal with such a young bully.

Edu-macating Lucky
22 min
E15

Edu-macating Lucky

May 14, 2006

Lucky asks Peggy to help him get his GED in the hopes of improving his chances of marrying Luanne. Peggy intentionally teaches him the wrong information so he'll fail and give up the idea of marrying her niece, but then she starts to suspect that Luanne might be pregnant.

Season 11

Season 11

12 Episodes Aired 2007

No overview available for this season.

The Peggy Horror Picture Show
22 min
E1

The Peggy Horror Picture Show

Jan 28, 2007

Feeling unfeminine after a clothing exchange party with the neighborhood girls, Hank offers Peggy a new pair of shoes. After finding that her usual place in Lubbock is out of business, she stumbles upon 'Clairissa's Closet', and a new best friend, Carolyn. They become the best of friends, until Peggy finds out that Carolyn is a he, and Carolyn finds that Peggy is a she.

SerPUNt
22 min
E2

SerPUNt

Feb 11, 2007

When Bobby's snakes gets into the toilet Hank decides to call Animal Control. But instead of taking care of the problem they make the city believe that the problem is worse than it is causing panic. Now it is up to Dale to save the city.

Blood and Sauce
22 min
E3

Blood and Sauce

Feb 18, 2007

The guys discuss what they want to pass on to their children, Bill becomes despondent because he doesn’t have any. In an effort to cheer him up, they help Bill put together a Dauterive family reunion, only to be thwarted by the realization that Bill only has one living relative. Bill winds up sharing an incredible barbeque with his neighbors and teaches Bobby the secret sauce recipe.

Luanne Gets Lucky
22 min
E4

Luanne Gets Lucky

Mar 25, 2007

When Lucky ditches Luanne to go stumping with Hank and the gang, Luanne accepts an invitation to attend Arlen High School's Senior Prom. Lucky's friends Mud Dobber and Elvin take it upon themeselves bully Luanne's 15-year-old date.

Hank Gets Dusted
22 min
E5

Hank Gets Dusted

Apr 01, 2007

Hank is crestfallen when Cotton gives his beloved Cadillac to Cousin Dusty, however things get even worse when Dusty shows up at Hank's house with a reality TV show crew.

Glen Peggy Glen Ross
22 min
E6

Glen Peggy Glen Ross

Apr 22, 2007

Peggy loses her job at The Arlen Bystander and begins a new career as a real estate agent. Meanwhile, after Dale buys a set of titanium golf clubs at a police auction, he gives the clubs to Hank. However, Hank has trouble playing with a set of clubs that once belonged to a convicted murderer.

The Passion of Dauterive
22 min
E7

The Passion of Dauterive

Apr 29, 2007

After Bill survives a roof cave-in over his bed he has a religious experience which involves a romantic liaison with Reverend Stroup.

Grand Theft Arlen
22 min
E8

Grand Theft Arlen

Apr 29, 2007

Hank becomes obsessed with a video game about propane. Meanwhile, Bobby trains for the Presidential Fitness Test.

Peggy’s Gone to Pots
22 min
E9

Peggy’s Gone to Pots

May 06, 2007

Peggy tries to reach the pinnacle of real estate success by selling houses in the exclusive neighborhood of Arlen Heights, but she winds up selling pots door to door. Meanwhile the real Rusty Shackleford pays a visit to Dale.

Hair Today, Gone Today
22 min
E10

Hair Today, Gone Today

May 13, 2007

Nancy turns to her mother for help when the stress of home life and unresolved feelings for Redcorn cause her hair to fall out.

Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies
22 min
E11

Bill, Bulk and the Body Buddies

May 20, 2007

Bill has to shape up for an upcoming Army physical, but when he becomes friends with a group of body builders he becomes aggressive and develops a bad attitude. Hank and the gang have to come to the rescue.

Lucky's Wedding Suit
22 min
E12

Lucky's Wedding Suit

May 20, 2007

When Lucky wants to give Luanne the expensive wedding that she desires, he sues Dale with a frivolous lawsuit after having an accident on the job. After Lucky's lawyer finds out that Dale does not have insurance, he goes after Strickland Propane.

Season 12

Season 12

22 Episodes Aired 2007

No overview available for this season.

Suite Smells of Excess
min
E1

Suite Smells of Excess

Sep 23, 2007

When the guys take Bobby to a college football game, their hijinks land them in a VIP box suite and calling plays for the visiting team.

Bobby Rae
min
E2

Bobby Rae

Sep 30, 2007

To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their "retreat", they decide to fight back. Meanwhile, Dale decides to record his friends' witty quotes and put them all in a book.

The Powder Puff Boys
min
E3

The Powder Puff Boys

Oct 07, 2007

Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill, Dale and Principal Moss were once "Powder Puff Boys" themselves. However, the boys learn that Peggy and the PTA Are trying to put a stop to the tradition.

Four Wave Intersection
21 min
E4

Four Wave Intersection

Oct 14, 2007

Arlen is hit by a heat wave and Hank and the gang take the kids to the water park. Unfortunately, when they have to tangle with a group of surfer bullies, Boomhauer, who is usually cool, winds up embarrassing himself. Meanwhile, Bill becomes known as the famous "Heat-Waver" when he begins to stand on the side of the highway and wave to motorists.

Death Picks Cotton
21 min
E5

Death Picks Cotton

Nov 11, 2007

When the family goes out to a restaurant where the food is cooked at the table Cotton throws a tantrum and gets into a fight with the chef. The fight leaves Cotton near death in the hospital.

Raise the Steaks
21 min
E6

Raise the Steaks

Nov 18, 2007

After Hank falls in love with organic food he starts his own mini co-op garden in his back yard.

Tears of an Inflatable Clown
21 min
E7

Tears of an Inflatable Clown

Nov 25, 2007

Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince him to go to the hospital.

The Minh Who Knew Too Much
22 min
E8

The Minh Who Knew Too Much

Dec 09, 2007

Minh joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practice her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club team. However, Minh loses track of the goal when she starts to identify with her "hillbilly" neighbors.

Dream Weaver
21 min
E9

Dream Weaver

Dec 16, 2007

After they have financial troubles, Nancy convinces Dale to go on a "vocation vacation" to learn a new career. Unfortunately, Dale picks basket-weaving, and he's not very good at it. Meanwhile, Peggy, Bill and Kahn try to create the next great Internet video.

Doggone Crazy
21 min
E10

Doggone Crazy

Jan 06, 2008

Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs after she gets a little crazy and bites Hank. Afterwards, Hank is urged by a veterinarian to take Ladybird to a "dog spiritualist".

Trans-Fascism
21 min
E11

Trans-Fascism

Feb 10, 2008

Hank helps Buck Strickland battle the Arlen City Council and a rival restaurant after "Sugarfoots" loses its business due to a local ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats.

Untitled Blake McCormick Project
22 min
E12

Untitled Blake McCormick Project

Feb 17, 2008

Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale's intuition tells him something is not quite right with the whole situation.

The Accidental Terrorist
22 min
E13

The Accidental Terrorist

Mar 02, 2008

Hank buys Peggy a new car, and like he has always done he pays sticker price for it. However, after he realizes that he has been ripped off for years, he plots revenge against the car salesman.

Lady and Gentrification
22 min
E14

Lady and Gentrification

Mar 09, 2008

Hank's agrees to speak at Enrique's daughter's quinceañera. However, some of Peggy's real-estate clients fall in love with the quaint Mexican neighborhood and start to move in.

Behind Closed Doors
22 min
E15

Behind Closed Doors

Mar 16, 2008

Peggy becomes over-protective after a child goes missing in Arlen.

Pour Some Sugar on Kahn
22 min
E16

Pour Some Sugar on Kahn

Mar 30, 2008

Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minh's father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in an escalating game where they try to outdo each other.

Six Characters in Search of a House
22 min
E17

Six Characters in Search of a House

Apr 06, 2008

Peggy has trouble selling a house when she realizes that the current residents are scaring away the buyers, so she hires actors to play their parts.

The Courtship of Joseph's Father
22 min
E18

The Courtship of Joseph's Father

Apr 13, 2008

Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.

Strangeness on a Train
22 min
E19

Strangeness on a Train

Apr 27, 2008

Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a mystery train, but after Luanne ruins the surprise, Peggy worries her parties will always end badly. However, a new mystery arises after a couple sneaks away for some private time in the train bathroom, and the partygoers must figure out who did it.

Cops and Robert
22 min
E20

Cops and Robert

May 04, 2008

Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school's police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man he thought stole his own wallet, however when he tries to return the wallet the man does not take it too well.

It Came from the Garage
22 min
E21

It Came from the Garage

May 11, 2008

Wanting to spend some quality time with his son, Hank distracts Dale, Bill and Boomhauer with a boat building competition. However, when bats attack the construction garage, Hank has to give up his idea of spending time with Bobby.

Life: A Loser's Manual
21 min
E22

Life: A Loser's Manual

May 18, 2008

Luanne's long-lost father and Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to Arlen. After Hoyt gets caught committing another crime, Lucky feels bad and takes the blame, leaving Hoyt free to continue his life of crime.

Season 13

Season 13

20 Episodes Aired 2008

No overview available for this season.

Dia-BILL-ic Shock
21 min
E1

Dia-BILL-ic Shock

Sep 28, 2008

Bill's love of sugary snacks causes diabetes. After a doctor tells Bill that he will lose his legs he decides to start using a wheelchair. Once he is wheelchair bound he finds camaraderie with Thunder, a wheelchair sports enthusiast. Things turn around for Bill until Thunder finds out that Bill does not really need the wheelchair.

Earthy Girls Are Easy
21 min
E2

Earthy Girls Are Easy

Oct 05, 2008

When a local paper plans to run a story about Strickland Propane dumping old propane tanks into the river, Hank suggests that the company go green. Dale, in an attempt to impress the ladies, organizes an Earth benefit concert.

Square-Footed Monster
21 min
E3

Square-Footed Monster

Oct 19, 2008

Hank and the guys do a good deed when they fix-up a neighborhood house, however after Ted Wassonasong buys the house he decides to knock down the house and build a mansion.

Lost in MySpace
20 min
E4

Lost in MySpace

Nov 02, 2008

Hank has bad feelings when Mr. Strickland decides to create a MySpace page for Strickland Propane. Hank's fears come true when Donna posts personal videos and information to the web site.

No Bobby Left Behind
21 min
E5

No Bobby Left Behind

Nov 09, 2008

In order to raise the school's average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement student. However, the plan backfires after Bobby is placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework and doesn't have to take the tests.

A Bill Full of Dollars
21 min
E6

A Bill Full of Dollars

Nov 16, 2008

Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve their odds they decide to study the consumer habits of an "average man" and Bill becomes the subject of their study. Meanwhile, after Peggy buys the family a new flat screen TV, Hank and Bobby have difficulty figuring out all the advanced features.

Straight as an Arrow
21 min
E7

Straight as an Arrow

Nov 30, 2008

Hank tries to help Bobby become a member of the Order of the Straight Arrow, but he disagrees with the "Arrowmaster" who is a new member of Arlen. Meanwhile, Peggy gets involved in the disagreement as she is the local Welcome Wagon representative.

Lucky See, Monkey Do
21 min
E8

Lucky See, Monkey Do

Feb 08, 2009

Lucky's sister Myrna and her children attend a baby shower in which Peggy is throwing for Luanne. It doesn't take long before Myrna and Peggy clash over how the children will be raised by Luanne, with Peggy wanting the good, old fashioned skills where as Myrna likes the more modern way and by the book.

What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis
21 min
E9

What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis

Feb 15, 2009

The Propane Hall of Fame is inducting Buck Strickland this year and he has asked Hank to come with him to make sure he stays out of trouble. This becomes a hard task after Buck meets his illegitimate son while at the event in Memphis.

Master of Puppets
21 min
E10

Master of Puppets

Mar 01, 2009

Bobby is left waiting at the mall when Hank and Peggy's date goes long. Feeling his parents' guilt, Bobby uses the incident to pit each against one another to show him their affection. Soon, Peggy and Hank stop giving him anything Bobby wants and he demands they spend more time with him.

Bwah My Nose
21 min
E11

Bwah My Nose

Mar 08, 2009

Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank's nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon and loves his new nose—maybe too much.

Uncool Customer
21 min
E12

Uncool Customer

Mar 15, 2009

After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlen's most glamorous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool. Bobby befriends her daughter, a girl named Michael Savage.

Nancy Does Dallas
21 min
E13

Nancy Does Dallas

Mar 22, 2009

After Nancy takes a glamorous new job in Dallas and temporarily leaving Dale behind he finds the freedom of the bachelor life too hard to handle.

Born Again on the Fourth of July
21 min
E14

Born Again on the Fourth of July

Apr 19, 2009

Bobby is offered an intervention at the church, after Hank becomes upset by his misbehavior. Meanwhile, Hank and his pals challenge a rival neighborhood to a Fourth of July fireworks showdown

Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key
21 min
E15

Serves Me Right for Giving General George S. Patton the Bathroom Key

Apr 26, 2009

Hank discovers that his father's last requests are a collection of bizarre tasks including the wish to have his ashes flushed down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used. Meanwhile, Bill and Dale bicker over an empty beer can.

Bad News Bill
21 min
E16

Bad News Bill

May 03, 2009

Hank is troubled when Bobby's Little League Coach is hassling Bobby about his lack of ability until Hank realizes that the Coach is only trying to make Bobby a better player.

Manger Baby Einstein
21 min
E17

Manger Baby Einstein

May 10, 2009

Luanne tries to become a breakout star in the children's entertainment industry.

Uh-Oh Canada
21 min
E18

Uh-Oh Canada

May 17, 2009

After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer the Arlen gang tries to make some new neighbors at feel welcome. However it soon becomes apparent that Canadians and Arlenites do not see eye to eye.

The Boy Can't Help It
21 min
E19

The Boy Can't Help It

Sep 13, 2009

Bobby becomes quite the ladies' man when several girls in his class consider him a potential date for the Homecoming dance, but Hank is worried that Bobby is being used.

To Sirloin with Love
21 min
E20

To Sirloin with Love

Sep 13, 2009

Thankful to finally have something in common with his son, Hank is proud when Bobby’s knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the State Championships.

Season 14

Season 14

10 Episodes Aired 2025

After years working a propane job in Saudi Arabia to earn their retirement nest egg, Hank and Peggy Hill return to a changed Arlen, Texas to reconnect with old friends Dale, Boomhauer and Bill. Meanwhile, Bobby is living his dream as a chef in Dallas and enjoying his 20s with his former classmates Connie, Joseph and Chane.

Return of the King
25 min
E1

Return of the King

Aug 04, 2025

Hank and Peggy move back to Arlen and struggle to readjust to their old life. Bobby runs into a childhood friend in Dallas.

The Beer Story
25 min
E2

The Beer Story

Aug 04, 2025

Hank and Bobby are competitors in a home beer brewing competition. Boomhauer bonds with Luke Jr. over non-alcoholic beer.

Bobby Gets Grilled
24 min
E3

Bobby Gets Grilled

Aug 04, 2025

In his search for authentic robata charcoal, Bobby is accused of cultural appropriation. The Hills and Gribbles go to the Bush presidential library where Dale incites an incident.

Chore Money, Chore Problems
24 min
E4

Chore Money, Chore Problems

Aug 04, 2025

Hank joins an app for handymen and struggles to get a good rating. Bobby learns that Connie is dating a mutual friend.

New Ref in Town
25 min
E5

New Ref in Town

Aug 04, 2025

Hank secretly becomes a soccer referee. Bobby goes to buy a car and leaves the dealership with more than he bargained for.

Peggy's Fadeout
25 min
E6

Peggy's Fadeout

Aug 04, 2025

Hank discovers that Bill's new coworkers think he's married, while Bobby discovers Connie's boyfriend may be cheating on her. Peggy struggles with her self-identity after getting rejected from a teaching opportunity.

Any Given Hill-Day
25 min
E7

Any Given Hill-Day

Aug 04, 2025

Bobby tries to bond with Hank at the Dallas Cowboys Fantasy Camp, but Willow interferes. Peggy starts a lending library in an effort to bring the neighborhood together.

Kahn-scious Uncoupling
25 min
E8

Kahn-scious Uncoupling

Aug 04, 2025

The Souphanousinphones throw a lavish anniversary party to hide a secret that only Hank knows. Bobby is stressed out catering the party while trying to help Connie.

No Hank Left Behind
25 min
E9

No Hank Left Behind

Aug 04, 2025

Hank takes Good Hank to a men's camp to instill good values, but the camp is not what Hank thought it would be. Peggy stays at Bobby's apartment after getting an MRI.

A Sounder Investment
25 min
E10

A Sounder Investment

Aug 04, 2025

Peggy and Hank's friends start a pig eradication business, but Hank is hesitant to join them. Bobby and Connie struggle to bond as adults.

Season 15

Season 15

10 Episodes Aired 2026

In season 15, Hank and Peggy settle into retirement life on Rainey Street while attempting to keep their neighbors from going off the rails. Bobby navigates old friendships while dealing with the stresses of being an entrepreneur.

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Returning Series

Seasons

15

Episodes

275

Language

en

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