Storyline
Young Sister Bertrille uses her ability to become airborne to help others, whether they want it or not. Although her aims are always benevolent, her means are often bemoaned by Mother Superior. The other Sisters must cope with their beloved Sister's aerodynamics and antics as she flies in and out of trouble.
Episodes
Season 1
No overview available for this season.
The Flying Nun (Pilot)
Sep 07, 1967
Located atop a hill in old San Juan, Puerto Rico, the Convent San Tanco is populated by, among others, Sister Bertrille, a new novice from New York, who is to teach kindergarten, but discovers that the strong winds of San Juan coupled with the wing-like cornette of the nun's habit can make her go airborne.
The Convert
Sep 14, 1967
Sister Bertrille tries to explain her flying ability to Carlos.
Old Cars for New
Sep 21, 1967
Sister Bertrille goes to a greedy car salesman to get a new station wagon for San Tanco.
A Bell for San Tanco
Sep 28, 1967
Sister Bertrille and Carlos try to salvage the convent's bell from the ocean.
The Fatal Hibiscus
Oct 05, 1967
Rumors of Sister Bertrille's imminent demise lead to a conspiracy to brighten her last days.
Flight of the Dodo Bird
Oct 12, 1967
A psychiatrist pays a visit to San Tanco.
Polly Wants a Cracked Head
Oct 19, 1967
Sister Bertrille and Sister Jaqueline try to hide a bird in the convent.
Ah Love, Could You and I Conspire
Oct 26, 1967
A hit man's girl poses as Mother Superior's secretary, but makes friends with the Sisters.
Days of Nuns and Roses
Nov 02, 1967
To raise money for the convent, Sister Bertrille and the others try to market sea grape juice under the title ""Nector of San Tanco."" But, however, they get more than they bargain for.
With Love from Irving
Nov 09, 1967
After helping a pelican on the beach, Sister Bertrille has to cope with a lovesick bird.
It's an Ill Wind
Nov 16, 1967
When Mother Superior goes on a business trip in Saint Thomas, Sister Bertrille uses her powers to give Plaseato something very important that she forgot. When the wind dies down, she lands on a small island where some gamblers are staying.
A Young Man with a Cornette
Nov 23, 1967
When she and Sister Jaqueline volunteer at a hospital, Sister Bertrille befriends a boy with a knack for telling lies. The boy sees Bertrille flying, but no one else believes him!
The Patron of Santa Thomasina
Nov 30, 1967
Sisters Bertrille and Jaqueline try to stop a civil war between the village of Santa Thomasina.
If You Want to Fly, Keep Your Cornette Dry
Dec 07, 1967
After a day picnicking, the gang are ready to head back to the convent, however their station wagon isn't being cooperative. Sister Bertrille decides that she will fly to a pay telephone and call Carlos to come pick them up. But the stormy weather grounds her, as her cornette becomes sopping wet and limp.
The Dig In
Dec 14, 1967
When looking for rocks, Sister Bertrille gets stuck in a mine with an ex-con.
Wailing in a Winter Wonderland
Dec 21, 1967
After pulling the name of an elderly nun from the Christmas grab bag, Sister Bertrille tries to make it snow. Even though her intentions are good, all goes wrong.
With a Friend Like Him
Dec 28, 1967
A clumsy brother comes to the convent to help with the library.
Tonio's Mother
Jan 04, 1968
A little boy believes Sister Bertrille is his mother.
A Fish Story
Jan 11, 1968
Sister Sixto's uncle uses Sister Bertrille to help him catch fish.
The Hot Spell
Jan 18, 1968
A hot spell is drifting through San Juan, and with it comes gangster Rufus Morgan, who has vowed to take over Carlos' casino.
My Sister, the Sister
Jan 25, 1968
Carlos falls for Sister Bertrille's sister.
Sister Lucky
Feb 01, 1968
A gambler thinks Sister Bertrille is good luck.
The Sister and the Old Salt
Feb 08, 1968
Sister Bertrille helps a sailor who plans on going from San Juan to Miami in a tiny ship.
Cyrano de Bertrille
Feb 22, 1968
Pedro Alvarez and Juan Cortez are business partners of a produce business, Juan the business oriented partner, Pedro the customer oriented partner. When Pedro reveals he is illiterate and can't read a letter from his girlfriend in Miami, Sister Bertrille suggests that he learn to read and write.
Reconversion of Sister Shapiro
Feb 29, 1968
When a lonesome Jewish girl comes to stay at Convent San Tanco while her parents are away on vacation, Sister Bertrille takes on chief babysitting duties--and perhaps goes too far in the Big Sister department before little Linda Shapiro announces she wants to become a nun too.
Where There's a Will
Mar 14, 1968
In the will of a benefactor, the convent is the sole beneficiary of the estate. Unfortunately the only asset of the estate is the contract of a boxer, the Buffalo Buzzsaw aka Mike Sever.
The Puce Albert
Mar 21, 1968
Carlos is doing his mandatory two-week active duty with the marine corps, and is stationed on a small remote island near San Juan.
May the Wind Be Always at Your Back
Mar 28, 1968
Bridgett Faulkner and Joel Bascomb reluctantly accept their prizes donated by Carlos Ramirez as the top students at the convent, the award being a day out on the town and dinner at the Captains Table.
Love Me, Love My Dog
Apr 04, 1968
One of the convent children takes an interest in Scraples, a kleptomanic dog.
You Can't Get There from Here
Apr 11, 1968
Sister Bertrille, Carlos, and one of Carlos's girls are stranded on a desert island.
Season 2
No overview available for this season.
Song of Bertrille
Sep 26, 1968
Psychedelic episode featuring The Sundowners. Sister Bertrille hears that Sonny and the Sundowners will be performing at Casino Carlos A-Go-Go. She knew Sonny and wants to say hello. When they meet, Sonny offers to help the convent and asks Sister Bertrille to write a song, they'll record, and she'll get the royalties. She writes a very sixties image-laden song that the Sundowners turn into an all out acid-fuzz-psychedelic-trip! All the nuns go to the go-go club to hear the song's debut and flip out when presented with a trippy strobe light show, caged go-go dancers and background vocal lines like ""grow your own,"" and ""magic mushrooms!"" Must see rock n roll TV! Paul Peterson, The Sundowners.
The Crooked Convent
Oct 03, 1968
The new Captain of Police, Gaspar Fomento, is frequenting the convent's bazaar. Carlos has donated a lot to the bazaar, has won some of his donations back, and the captain has lost much. He has suspicions that the convent and Carlos are working together in a gambling ring.
The Rabbi and the Nun
Oct 10, 1968
The Temple Beth Sholom overseen by Rabbi Mendez is the only synagogue in San Juan. Rabbi Mendez has a problem: engaged couple Alfredo Acquilar and Sophia Baldazon want to get married but the temple is too small to hold all their invited guests. So Sister Bertrille convinces all to hold the ceremony on the grounds of the convent.
The Return of Father Lundigan
Oct 17, 1968
Sister Bertrille needs to see Dr. Paredes, the dentist, to have a toothache fixed, but Sister Bertrille is scared of dentists. So the Reverend Mother goes with her to hold her hand. To calm Sister Bertrille's nerves, Dr. Paredes puts her under hypnosis.
The Convent is Condemned
Oct 24, 1968
By-the-book Captain Fomento is getting bored in San Tanco, a town where he says nothing exciting happens, and is thinking of resigning. To stop him, Sister Bertrille tells him that there is a crime wave at Carlos' casino.
The Organ Transplant
Nov 07, 1968
Carlos will do anything to get away from Manuel, who wants Carlos to audition his step-niece by marriage for his nightclub show.
Two Bad Eggs
Nov 14, 1968
Condorillo hawks and their eggs are outlawed by the authorities since they are considered a nuisance, especially to sugar cane farmers. However Sister Bertrille stumbles across a pair of such orphaned eggs and cannot in good conscience leave them unattended to die.
All Alone by the Convent Phone
Nov 21, 1968
While everyone else is at a charity benefit, Sister Bertrille is alone at the convent nursing sick child Felix. She hears a news bulletin on the radio that escaped convict Ignacio Ferrante is in the vicinity of San Tanco, and she gets worried for her and Felix's safety.
It's an Ill Windfall
Nov 28, 1968
Misunderstandings start when a $5,000 donation check is destroyed and the sisters, who have never met the donator, try to find him so that he can write them another one.
Slightly Hot Parking Meters
Dec 12, 1968
Captain Fomento has had parking meters installed in San Tanco, but he's the only one who likes them.
To Fly or Not to Fly
Dec 19, 1968
There are two upcoming important events: the novices are approaching their rededication ceremony, and the Reverend Mother is attending a conference in Chicago. With the latter, she can take one travel companion, and all the sisters do extra things in hopes that that will sway the decision in their favor.
How to Be a Spanish Grandmother
Dec 26, 1968
Carlos is looking for a wife - only temporarily. His grandmother, Amalia Ramirez, is coming for a visit, and once, when it looked as if she was dying, he told her he was married with a family to make her happy.
The Landlord Cometh
Jan 02, 1969
The 99 year lease of the Convent is up. The Landlord decides to move in for a while, much to the sisters dismay.
Sister Socko in San Tanco
Jan 16, 1969
Convent orphan Michael Antonio idolizes his uncle, renowned magician and juggler Marko the Magnificient. Marko is coming to San Tanco to visit Michael, an opportunity Sister Bertrille cannot let pass.
A Star is Reborn
Jan 23, 1969
Actress Sabrina Michaels is trying to escape from her movie star life and her philandering co-star and fiancé, Spencer Michaels. She has walked off the set of her movie and in her escape, has a near fatal drowning caused by and saved by Sister Bertrille.
The Great Casino Robbery (1)
Jan 30, 1969
Sister Bertrille's family friend, "Uncle" Reggie Overton Perkins, has taken a job in San Juan. Uncle Reggie has somewhat of a shady past and present, but has managed to get a job at Carlos' casino as security expert, which includes showing casino customers how to spot cheaters in the casino.
The Great Casino Robbery (2)
Feb 06, 1969
Sister Bertrille finds Uncle Reggie, who is still the prime suspect in the casino robbery. Unfortunately for Uncle Reggie, Captain Fomento also finds him. Sister Bertrille however convinces Carlos and Captain Fomento of Uncle Reggie's possible innocence, and devises a plan to flush out the real thieves.
The Boyfriend
Feb 13, 1969
While on a retreat with Sister Jacqueline, Sister Bertrille runs into one of her old boyfriends, Randy Putnam.
The Kleptomonkeyac
Feb 20, 1969
Sister Bertrille is looking after Pepe, a chimpanzee, as a favor to Dolores, one of Carlos' girlfriends. Pepe's arrival at the convent coincides with a rash of thefts in the neighborhood, thefts of small, rather insignificant trinkets. The latest theft is of Captain Fomento's watch right in the convent.
The Moo is Blue
Feb 27, 1969
Farmer Gonzalo, the convent's milk supplier, is moving to St. Thomas and can't take Alicia, his beloved cow with him. Sister Bertrille decides to buy Alicia for the convent as a cheap, constant and reliable milk supply for the kitchen and for the children's needs.
The Breakaway Monk
Mar 06, 1969
The sisters need to call in accident-prone Brother Paul back to the convent to do some bookkeeping work. The sisters do everything in their power to keep Brother Paul from doing harm to himself, to them or to the convent.
Happy Birthday, Dear Gaspar
Mar 13, 1969
Captain Fomento of thinks everyone has forgotten his birthday, even the nuns.
Cast Your Bread Upon the Waters
Mar 20, 1969
The nuns try to go into busness again, this time they have Sister Sixto baking bread.
The Convent Gets the Business
Mar 27, 1969
The convent is willed a dry goods business, which is free and clear of debt. However it is devoid of any sense of order.
Cousins By the Dozen
Apr 03, 1969
On a day that Carlos has promised some of the convent children a boat ride, he reneges to go to Culebra for a date with Elena.
The Lottery
Apr 10, 1969
The convent has a fund raiser for building maintenance. When Sister Bertrille asks a farmer for a contribution, he does not have extra money, but he donates a lottery ticket, which is worth $25,000 if picked.
Season 3
No overview available for this season.
The Big Game
Sep 17, 1969
The convent baseball team has its first game on the weekend. Generous Carlos outfits the team so that it will at least look like it knows what it's doing; in other words, the convent team is the underdog in the game.
My Sister the Star
Sep 24, 1969
Local celebrity and television show host, Claudio the Clown, thinks that Sister Bertrille would be perfect person to have as a guest on his children's show.
Speak the Speech, I Pray You
Oct 01, 1969
San Tanco is getting a new parish priest, Father Walter Larson, an old friend of the Reverend Mother's. But Father Larson has spent most of his life as an archivist, and is used to being alone with his books, and is not a very social person.
The Paolo Story
Oct 08, 1969
The Reverend Mother hires Paola Guzman as her temporary secretary. Paola, full of Latin flair with a penchant to do the bossa nova, is a bit at odds with the staunch Reverend Mother's style, but Paola is admittedly an efficient secretary with a kind heart.
Marcello's Idol
Oct 15, 1969
When Marcello describes the sisters' to others as "guys", they think that he needs a fatherly male influence in his life.
Guess Who's Coming to Picket
Oct 22, 1969
Carlos' wait staff, led by Enrique, is on strike against who they consider their tyrant boss.
The Not So Great Impostor
Oct 29, 1969
Struggling writer and ex-newspaperman Joe Barnes/Roy Barnes thinks he's hit the jackpot when he sees Sister Bertrille fly. She will be his exclusive story. All he needs is some photographs of her in flight to accompany his story.
A Convent Full of Miracles
Nov 05, 1969
On a dark and stormy evening, Alonzo Baldazon's jalopy of a car breaks down outside the convent where he takes refuge.
Hector and the Brass Band
Nov 12, 1969
In trying to get rid of a brass bed, Sisters Bertrille and Sixto trade it for a donkey named Hector.
The New Habit
Nov 19, 1969
The Mother General has issued an edict for the sisters to wear a new habit. The sisters are all thrilled by the new, modern habit, that is until one by one they all realize that the new cornette with which will no longer allow Sister Bertrille to fly.
Bertrille and the Silent Flicks
Nov 26, 1969
When the Mother General Adelaide of Culebra wants the sisters to hold a fund-raiser, the sisters think the perfect event would be to run the silent film Lure of the West, the thought initiated after they discover that the Mother General is former silent film actress Gloria Davenport, the movie's star.
A Ticket For Betrille
Dec 10, 1969
On a day outing with Marcello, Sister Bertrille breaks three different traffic regulations. She forces Officer Juarez to give her a ticket so show Marcello that even nuns have to obey the law or pay the price.
The New Carlos
Dec 17, 1969
After Sister Bertrille is partly the cause for Carlos' latest mishap which places him in the hospital, Carlos and Sister Bertrille individually review their relationship.
Dear Aggie
Dec 31, 1969
Rickie Malinas is the sports writer for the San Tanco Tribune. But he's also temporarily Dear Aggie, the paper's advice columnist. He convinces Sister Bertrille to take over Dear Aggie duties until he can find a permanent replacement.
My Sister, the Doctor
Jan 07, 1970
Sister Bertrille's sister, Dr. Jennifer Ethrington, is in San Tanco for some much needed rest and relaxation. She isn't aware that there is a medical convention in town, and as such, she takes the sisters up on their offer to stay at the convent to get away from the shop talk that would happen if she stayed at the hotel.
Armando and the Pool Table
Jan 23, 1970
Carlos donates a pool table to the convent. Sister Bertrille thinks it would be a good pastime for convent orphan Armando to partake as his current diversions are wild flights of fancy.
Hello Columbus
Jan 30, 1970
As her lead gets ill, Sister Bertrille is looking for someone to portray Columbus in a reenactment of his landing on Puerto Rico. Carlos suggests his cousin, Luis, who is back in the casino kitchen causing Carlos grief since the dry goods store went bankrupt.
The Dumbest Kid in School
Feb 06, 1970
Mr. Sanders is an ex-student of the convent, now a success in his adult life. He has come back to the convent to adopt a child, namely what he calls the dumbest kid in school.
A Man's Best Friend Isn't
Feb 13, 1970
Felix Ragusa, an independent plumber, gets a major plumbing job at Carlos' casino, the job obtained through an introduction from Sister Bertrille. Because Felix has to run around to get supplies, he has to leave his sidekick, Tiger the dog, with someone.
The Somnaviatrix
Feb 20, 1970
Little does Sister Bertrille know, but she's sleep-flying. On one of her sleeping flights, she comes across Carlos with Sophia Novello, the daughter of a business associate Antonio Novello.
Papa Carlos
Feb 27, 1970
Kim Ching is Carlos' foster daughter visiting from Korea. Carlos is expecting Kim to be a young girl who still plays with teddy bears, but she ends up being a beautiful young woman who is looking for a husband.
The Candid Commercial
Mar 06, 1970
After the convent washing machine breaks down, the sisters are forced to go to a laundromat. When Sister Bertrille goes in to do the convent laundry, little does she know that Harry Madison and Eddie, a commercial producer and cameraman, are shooting a candid camera commercial for Delight laundry detergent.
A Gift for El Charro
Mar 13, 1970
Pablo Cortina stops by the convent looking for work, and agrees to do handyman work in exchange for English lessons. To Carlos, Pablo looks a lot like El Charro, a famous bullfighter from Madrid.
When Generations Gap
Mar 20, 1970
Sister Bertrille gets into a fender bender, caused by her running a red light. She can't really remember what happened, and is willing to accept responsibility for the accident if it was her fault. The occupants of the other car are hippies, namely Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart of the singing group, The Paper Balloon, who happen to be appearing at Carlos' casino.
Operation Population
Mar 27, 1970
To save a children's day camp in a park in San Tanco, Sister Bertrille and the nuns must attract more residents to the town.
No Tears For Mrs. Thomas
Apr 03, 1970
Thomas Martinez, Carlos' uncle, is planning his own funeral to be held next week, this funeral despite him not being ill. He admits to Sister Bertrille that he has witnessed what he calls the Martinez Sign, that which generations of his male ancestors have seen and have passed away exactly seven days following.