Storyline
In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
Episodes
Season 1
No overview available for this season.
The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge
Jul 07, 2018
Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.
The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge: Episode 2
Aug 02, 2018
The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.
Don't Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!
Sep 04, 2018
Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.
No Laugh Newsroom: Birthday Cake Bird Birth
Oct 08, 2018
The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.
Season 2
No overview available for this season.
Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
Sep 09, 2019
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
Sep 09, 2019
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
Oct 14, 2019
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
Oct 21, 2019
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
Oct 28, 2019
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
Nov 04, 2019
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
Nov 11, 2019
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
Man Turns Home into Home Depot
Nov 18, 2019
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
Nov 25, 2019
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
Dec 02, 2019
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
Dec 09, 2019
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
Dec 16, 2019
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
Dec 23, 2019
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
Dec 30, 2019
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
Jan 06, 2020
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
Jan 06, 2020
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
Jan 13, 2020
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
Jan 20, 2020
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
Jan 27, 2020
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
Feb 03, 2020
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
Feb 10, 2020
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
Feb 17, 2020
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
Feb 24, 2020
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
Season 3
No overview available for this season.
YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Mar 02, 2020
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Mar 09, 2020
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
“I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
Mar 16, 2020
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Mar 30, 2020
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Apr 06, 2020
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Apr 27, 2020
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Mar 30, 2020
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Apr 13, 2020
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Apr 20, 2020
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
May 04, 2020
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
May 11, 2020
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
May 18, 2020
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
May 25, 2020
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Jun 01, 2020
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
Jun 22, 2020
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Good Morning, River View High!
Jun 08, 2020
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Welcome to Bug News
Jun 15, 2020
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Jun 29, 2020
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
Jul 06, 2020
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Jul 13, 2020
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Jul 27, 2020
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Aug 03, 2020
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
True Confessions of Real Newscasters
Aug 10, 2020
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Aug 17, 2020
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Aug 24, 2020
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
Season 4
No overview available for this season.
A Cavalcade of Carreys
Apr 30, 2021
Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.
Grant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water
May 14, 2021
The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.
Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011
May 28, 2021
The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.
Old Rude Donkey's Flamin' Anus Hot Sauce
Jun 11, 2021
The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.
The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits
Jun 25, 2021
The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.
Return of Streep Alert
Jul 09, 2021
The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.
Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding
Jul 23, 2021
Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.
Grant Uses Others as Puppets to Voice His Opinions
Aug 06, 2021
Sam, Ally, and Lily are forced to treat Grant's opinions as fact. Tao explains craps.
Season 5
No overview available for this season.
I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car
Aug 20, 2021
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
Sam Reich Launches Dropout America
Sep 03, 2021
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
It's a Classic Virgin Tradition
Sep 17, 2021
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
We've Actually Met Before
Oct 01, 2021
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
Oct 15, 2021
Title says it all.
I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
Oct 29, 2021
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
Nov 12, 2021
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
Nov 26, 2021
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)
Dec 10, 2021
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
Gengar Could Run a Train through Me
Dec 24, 2021
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906
Jan 07, 2022
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
Jan 21, 2022
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
Mi Scusi
Feb 04, 2022
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Feb 18, 2022
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
Fuck Austin Texas
Mar 04, 2022
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
Magic, Love, and Coldplay
Mar 18, 2022
Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.
Season 6
No overview available for this season.
Dropout America 2
Jun 12, 2023
Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?
Who Is the Real Raphael Chestang?
Jun 26, 2023
Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.
You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That
Jul 10, 2023
Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times.
The Unbreakable Katie Marovitch
Jul 24, 2023
Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.
Grant O'Brien Does the One Chip Challenge
Aug 07, 2023
Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.
Win Sam Reich's Money
Aug 21, 2023
Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.
Multigenerational Talent
Sep 04, 2023
Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.
Breaking News: The Musical
Sep 18, 2023
Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.
The Confrontation at Simone's House
Oct 02, 2023
Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.
This Episode Is Brought to You by Bing.com
Oct 16, 2023
Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.
The Rise of Count Dancula
Oct 30, 2023
Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.
No News Party
Nov 13, 2023
Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.
Make Katie Laugh
Nov 27, 2023
Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?
The Wealthiest Man of 1906 Returns
Dec 11, 2023
Gilchrest Savoy, everyone's favorite time traveler, returns to Breaking News and of course chaos ensues.
Puff, Puff, Pass
Dec 26, 2023
Ruha, Kimia, Jacquis, and Christine get high and report on the mayor's new snack policies.
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 3)
Jan 08, 2024
Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.
I Want to Play a Game
Jan 22, 2024
Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.
Season 7
No overview available for this season.
Dropout America 3
Apr 02, 2024
Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.
Have You Seen My Pa?
Apr 16, 2024
The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.
You Can Be Kinky and Play Basketball
Apr 30, 2024
Ruha explains why the Winter Olympics suck while Ally shows off their dunking skills.
Smooth as a Dolphin's Dick
May 14, 2024
The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.
Daughters Love to Rustle and Tussle and Royal Rumble
May 28, 2024
Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.
Queen Elizabeth Get Outta Here It's Snowing You Old Hag
Jun 11, 2024
The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.
Sam Reich Launches Burning Sam
Jun 25, 2024
Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.
Grant O'Brien Explains Dungeons and Dragons
Jul 09, 2024
Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.
Celebrity Sleaze
Jul 23, 2024
Raph commits slander against Reese Witherspoon while Jess interviews Tom Holland.
You Look Like Patrick Stewart Getting Electrocuted
Aug 06, 2024
Amy does her best southwestern Mall of America accent while Erika munches on some hard boiled eggs.
Newscast at Bernie's
Aug 20, 2024
Jordan puppets Lily's body while Jacob pours some champagne and Kendahl demonstrates rhumbarobics.
One News to Break
Sep 03, 2024
Oscar and Mano are getting married! Hopefully no dramatic interruptions derail the ceremony.
The Swing of Things
Sep 17, 2024
The news team head back to the 1960s and find out that the good old days weren’t that great.
I'm a Goldmember But for Diamonds
Oct 01, 2024
Vic and Rashawn investigate the theft of some diamonds while Patrick eats pocket cheese.
I Bow to You
Oct 15, 2024
Sam receives a relaxing facial from Grant while Trapp drinks an amazing smoothie.
Series Info
Status
Ended
Seasons
7
Episodes
108
Language
en
Networks
