

Bless This House
Bless this house is a British sitcom starring Sid James and Diana Coupland that aired on ITV from the 2nd February 1971 to the 22nd April 1976. It was written by Derek Collyer, David Comming, B.C. Cummins, Harry Driver, George Evans, Dave Freeman, Carla Lane, Brian Platt, Vince Powell, Adele Rose, Mike Sharland, Bernie Sharp, Myra Taylor, Jon Watkins and Lawrie Wyman. It was made for the ITV network by Thames Television. In 2004, Bless this house came 67th in Britain's best sitcom.
Cast

Sidney James
Sid Abbott

Diana Coupland
Jean Abbott

Sally Geeson
Sally Abbott

Robin Stewart
Mike Abbott
Seasons

E1The Generation Gap
Feb 2, 1971
Sid tries desperately to understand his two teenage children, but the more he tries, the less he understands them.

E2Mum's the Word
Feb 9, 1971
Sid overhears a conversation between the doctors and, as usual, gets crossed messages.

E3Father's Day
Feb 16, 1971
Sally has a date with a mystery man, and Jean has a surprise for Sid for Father's day; but Sid's suspicious mind throws a spanner in the works.

E4Be It Ever So Humble
Feb 23, 1971
Sid tells Mike to find a job, but much to Jean's dismay, Mike announces he is leaving home. Sally is so upset that she decides she is leaving too. How will Jean react to her children both leaving? And how will Sid cope with the fall out?

E5Another Fine Mess
Mar 2, 1971
Sid's boss asks him to look after a special gift that he has bought for his wife for a special anniversary. What could possibly go wrong?

E6For Whom the Bells Toll
Mar 9, 1971
Dinner time at the Abbotts turns into a debate about the generations, and the morals of meat eating, as Sally and Sid lock horns. Sid and Jean suspect Mike is planning to elope.

E7A Woman's Place
Mar 16, 1971
After many years as a stay at home mother, Jean decides she wants to get a job. She knows the family will struggle without her though, so she hires a cleaner.

E8The Day of Rest
Mar 23, 1971
It's Sunday, and Sid wants a day of rest, but with the sink blocking, and Mike creating his sculpture, a day of rest is the last thing he's going to get. Jean and Sid meet their new neighbors.

E9Make Love ... Not War!
Mar 30, 1971
Betty and Trev have a huge row, and Trev decides he wants to come stay at Sid and Jean's house. However, this doesn't make everyone happy, and trouble ensues. Mike meanwhile, decides he wants to be spiritual.

E10Charity Begins At Home.
Apr 6, 1971
Mike and his friends decide to spend the weekend living on bread and water, and give what they would have spent on food to charity. He encourages his parents to join him. They do; but Sid finds it a lot harder than he expected it to be.

E11If the Dog Collar Fits, Wear It
Apr 13, 1971
Sally has been looking after the elderly in the area, and brings a dog home to stay, as one of the men she has been caring for has had to get rid of him. Sally, Jean, and Mike love 'Fred' the mongrel, and want him to stay, but Sid has other ideas.

E12The Morning After the Night Before
Apr 20, 1971
Sid wakes up with a hangover after a night with the guys. He has no memory of what happened the night before, and is stunned to see an array of items that don't belong to him. Meanwhile, Mike advertises his sculptures to raise some money.

E1Two Heads Are Better Than One.
Feb 21, 1972
Something is missing from Sid's garden, and he has his suspicions as to who is responsible....

E2Love Me, Love My Tree.
Feb 28, 1972
Sid's problems start when the family returns from holiday. Apart from having nothing to wear, everything seems as it was before they left - or is it?

E3It's All In The Mind
Mar 6, 1972
It doesn't often happen that Sid is able to get home from work early, but when he can, he does - and this time it doesn't do him much good.

E4Another Lost Weekend
Mar 13, 1972
Of course Sid doesn't have to ask Jean if he can go fishing for the weekend. But Jean is expecting Sid to be home - after all, Sid never plans anything without consulting her.

E5Parents Should Be Seen And Not Heard
Mar 20, 1972
When Sid gets home after a hard day's work, he's perfectly right in expecting his dinner to be waiting for him - but circumstances dictate otherwise...

E6Strangers In The Night
Mar 27, 1972
Sid and Jean's reminiscences of what happened just after the war make "The Naked Flesh" seem like the epilogue.

E7Get Me To The Match On Time
Apr 10, 1972
Sid's plans for the Saturday afternoon do not include Jean's sister; and if she can't make arrangements to fit in then the only course for Sid is to take to his bed - dangerously ill.

E8Wives And Lovers
Apr 17, 1972
If Jean hadn't started checking up on Sid, because he was late home for supper, then she wouldn't have discovered that he had a date the following evening.

E9Never Again On Sunday
Apr 24, 1972
It's not often that Sid agrees with Jean about anything, and when he does it usually takes her by surprise and ends in disaster.

E10People In Glass Houses...
May 1, 1972
It comes as quite a surprise to Sid to discover Mike would rather not have a gold watch for his birthday - but what he wants instead comes as an even bigger surprise.

E11A Rolls By Any Other Name
May 8, 1972
Sid waits in trepidation when he finds out that Mr Marshall, his boss, is coming round on Saturday morning. Of course, nothing goes to plan.

E12A Touch Of The Unknown
May 15, 1972
Sid's problems start when Betty brings something into the house. Mike also brings something into the house and things get worse.

E1It Comes To Us All In The End
Jan 22, 1973
The Abbotts have to cope with a death in the family...

E2Tea For Two And Four For Tea
Feb 5, 1973
Mike goes off his food, takes to wearing a collar and tie, and is reluctant to say where he disappears to every evening...

E3To Tell Or Not To Tell
Feb 12, 1973
It is not that Sid and Jean are actually spying, but when they do happen to notice something going on next door, they can't ignore it, can they?

E4Blood Is Thicker Than Water
Feb 19, 1973
Most families have a skeleton in the cupboard, and Sid's skeleton has been hidden away for forty years...

E5One Good Turn Deserves A Bother
Feb 26, 1973
When's Sid's boss goes on holiday, Sid takes it upon himself to guard the 'goodies', but the family are not too happy to stand guard on rota.

E6The Loneliness Of The Short Distance Walker
Mar 5, 1973
It is not that Sid is out of condition, it's just that fridges are getting heavier these days!

E7Watch The Birdie
Mar 12, 1973
When Mike has a brilliant idea it usually costs Sid money. But when it only involves the grotty old garage, Sid can be persuaded.

E8Atishoo ! Atishoo ! We All Fall Down
Apr 30, 1973
Jean going down with flu is one thing, Sally is another, and Mike is another - but Sid can cope. Then Betty gets pregant twinges...

E9Entente Not So Cordiale
May 7, 1973
Most soldiers left their hearts in Paris, but not Sid. However, when Sid and Jean spend a weekend in Paris, they discover that the entente is not so cordiale.

E10Will The Real Sid Abbott Please Stand Up
May 14, 1973
Jean finds out that Sexy Sandra is what makes a shrivelled-up old prune with a wire brush on top turn into Putney's oldest Teeny Bopper.

E11I'm Not Jealous, I'll Kill Him
May 21, 1973
When an old flame rekindles warmth in Jean's heart, Sid begins to burn. It really is not as though he's jealous. Then Betty opens her mouth...

E12A Girl's Worst Friend Is Her Father
May 28, 1973
If Sid had not interfered with Sally's job interview, Sally would not believe there are times when a girl's worst friend is her father.

E1Money Is The Root Of...
Feb 20, 1974
Anxious to share in Sid's bonus and commission, Jean, Sally and Mike remind Sid of the things they are always doing for him.

E2And They Will Come Home
Feb 27, 1974
The trouble starts when Sally and Mike go into business buying and selling old junk. Sid puts up with it until 'one big thing' arrives in his garden.

E3Who's Minding The Baby ?
Mar 20, 1974
When Betty from next door pops in to ask a 'little' favour, Sid is not at all keen - but Jean insists they are friends and encourages her to persist.

E4A Beef In His Bonnet
Mar 27, 1974
When Mike and Sally bring home something that has 'fallen off the back of a lorry', Sid warns them about mixing with villains like 'Fingers' Taplock.

E5The Bells Are Ringing
Apr 3, 1974
Sid's overjoyed at Mike marrying into a wealthy family but when another close tie between the two families is announced, Sid takes a different view.

E6The First 25 Years Are The Worst
Apr 10, 1974
Sid and Jeans 25th Wedding Anniversary is coming up and Sid is planning a party.

E7All This... And Christmas Too
Dec 24, 1971
Sid Jones is a put-upon father of two who is not too far distant from one Sid Abbot.

E1They Don't Write Songs Like That Anymore
Oct 14, 1974
Sid decides to enter a songwriting competition with his un-acknowledged classic "You Can Have My Welks and Cockles But Leave My Winkles Alone."

E2The Gypsy's Warning
Oct 21, 1974
The trouble starts with Sid's morning paper - Sid wants to do the crossword and Jean wants to read her horoscope. Not that she really believes it - unless it turns out right.

E3The Biggest Woodworm In The World
Oct 28, 1974
Sid brings home an old wodden chair, but there's something wrong with it. Meanwhile, Mike's dancer girlfriend comes to stay, but Mike doesn't explain what sort of dancer she is.

E4Home Tweet Home
Nov 4, 1974
Sid isn't too fond of Mike and Sally's latest scheme to raise some money for a holiday.

E5You're Never Too Old To Be Young
Nov 11, 1974
Sid is shocked when Jean tells him she wants a lover!

E6The Policeman, The Paint And The Pirates
Nov 18, 1974
Sid's efforts to avoid 'The Pirates of Penzance' lead him into trouble with a pot of paint and a policeman. And then Travor brings in the Japanese...

E7Happy Birthday Sid
Nov 25, 1974
What should a husband do if his family give him a birthday present he can't use?

E8Freedom Is.....
Dec 2, 1974
Sid doesn't like the idea of Sally and Mike befriending a tramp. He likes it even less when Sally brings him home and everyone takes the tramp's side.

E9Mr Chairman
Dec 9, 1974
Disenchanted with the local Residents Association, Sid leads a revolt against the Chairman. Then Trevor takes things one step too far.

E10And Afterwards At.........
Dec 16, 1974
Family weddings aren't Sid's idea of a good time, but he'll put up with them as long as there's a booze-up.

E1The Frozen Limit
Jan 29, 1976
Sid has more than a few problems when Jean convinces him to buy a deep freeze.

E2Beautiful Dreamer
Feb 5, 1976
Sid has a series of restless nights.

E3Fish With Everything
Feb 12, 1976
Sid is feeling a bit off colour and his doctor suggests he find himself a hobby.

E4The Naked Paperhanger
Feb 19, 1976
When Mike moves into a flat of his own Jean decides to re-decorate his old room.

E5Remember Me ?
Feb 26, 1976
Sid's sponging family are anxious to share in his bonus and commission.

E6Something Of Value
Mar 4, 1976
When Sid's Uncle Percy dies, he leaves Sid two large packing cases and a small brown parcel.

E7Men Of Consequence
Mar 11, 1976
Sid is awake night after night worrying about the countries troubles.

E8Skin Deep
Mar 18, 1976
Sid tells Jean he has a temporary promotion at work. But soon Jean is beginning to doubt what he told her.

E9Friends And Neighbours
Mar 25, 1976
Jean is worried about strange noises coming from next door.

E10Well, Well, Well.
Apr 1, 1976
A damp patch on the living-room carpet doesn't bother Sid - until he takes the skirting board off.

E11The Phantom Pools Winner
Apr 8, 1976
Sid wins a large export order, but Jean's plan for Mike to take a photograph of him for the local paper goes awry.

E12A Matter Of Principle
Apr 15, 1976
Sid discovers where the money for his birthday party has come from, and he doesn't like it.

E13Some Enchanted Evening
Apr 22, 1976
When Sid discovers why Jean is sulking and Sally and Mike won't talk to him, he goes to the pub with Trevor where they devise a plan to set things right.
Storyline
Bless this house is a British sitcom starring Sid James and Diana Coupland that aired on ITV from the 2nd February 1971 to the 22nd April 1976. It was written by Derek Collyer, David Comming, B.C. Cummins, Harry Driver, George Evans, Dave Freeman, Carla Lane, Brian Platt, Vince Powell, Adele Rose, Mike Sharland, Bernie Sharp, Myra Taylor, Jon Watkins and Lawrie Wyman. It was made for the ITV network by Thames Television. In 2004, Bless this house came 67th in Britain's best sitcom.
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