Delocated

Feb 12, 2009

“Jon” and his family move to New York City in hopes of finding a new life in the witness relocation program. The family adjusts to new life and changes. Paul Rudd guest stars.

Feb 19, 2009

“Jon” does not like the theme that “David” has chosen for his Bar Mitzvah.

Feb 26, 2009

“Jon” fires Mike so they can officially be friends, and Susan divorces him.

Mar 8, 2009

“Jon” opens his own business. He also meets a woman who ends up becoming his new girlfriend, Kim.

Mar 15, 2009

“Jon” becomes a successful children's lullaby personality while his girlfriend Kim is out of town on a yoga retreat.

Mar 22, 2009

“Jon” joins a country club. A TV movie is made about “Susan's” life.

Mar 29, 2009

“Jon” gets tired of having cameras following his every move.

Aug 22, 2010

The Mirminsky family steps up their game with a new assassin. To ensure "Jon"'s safety, the government enacts "Operation Many Jons."

Aug 29, 2010

"Jon"'s life gets even more complicated when his ex-wife converts from Judaism to Catholicism and his son "David" expresses his desire to become a woman.

Sep 5, 2010

"Jon" puts himself out there and runs for NYC Dog Mayor even though he's in the witness protection program. One of Jon's lies results in the Mirminsky's kidnapping the owner of his favorite sub shop.

Sep 12, 2010

"Jon" is invited to a "Witness Protection Convention", while Kim goes undercover to spy on Jon. Yvgeny and Sergei go on a weekend trip to Idaho.

Sep 19, 2010

"Jon" gets his own hidden camera prank show.

Sep 23, 2010

"Jon" goes undercover to infiltrate the Mirminskys hideaway after a surgery (from the famed film Face/Off) transforms his appearance to match that of Sergei's.

Sep 30, 2010

Kim opens her own craft store, and her tortilla hats become a surprise hit in the fashion world. "Jon" competes with Yvgeny in a stand-up comedy contest.

Oct 7, 2010

"Jon" helps Jay the doorman recover after he takes a bullet for him. Todd Barry pays off his poker debts to the Mirminsky family.

Oct 14, 2010

"Jon" meets his long-lost twin brother.

Oct 21, 2010

Network budget cuts hit "Jon" hard.

Oct 28, 2010

"Jon" discovers the identity of David's new girlfriend.

Nov 4, 2010

"Jon's" limits are tested in the Season 2 finale.

Feb 2, 2012

Jon adjusts to new changes in the Season 3 premiere. Also: Yvgeny falls in love.

Feb 9, 2012

Jon buys something special for his new loft; the Mirminskys plot revenge.

Feb 16, 2012

Jon uncovers a hidden talent.

Feb 23, 2012

Jon and David take a weekend trip to the country; Todd gets engaged.

Mar 1, 2012

Jon hires a comic to boost his image; Yvgeny tries to get his vodka business off the ground.

Mar 8, 2012

Jon vows to stay silent; Yvgeny's girlfriend cheats on him.

Mar 15, 2012

Jon discovers he has no friends; the Mirminskys hire a new employee.

Mar 22, 2012

TB receives bad news; Jon has a proposition for his dry cleaner.

Mar 29, 2012

"Jon's" impulse therapy gets him in hot water when he joins a "Girls Done Gone Nuts" party.

Apr 5, 2012

The cast gather to discuss the show, but things don't go as planned.