The Golden Girls
The Golden Girls
TV Series
7.6
1985 7 Seasons

The Golden Girls

Meet four outrageous women who know when it comes to a good laugh, there's nothing like experience!

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Storyline

Four Southern Florida seniors share a house, their dreams, and a whole lot of cheesecake. Bright, promiscuous, clueless and hilarious, these lovely, mismatched ladies form the perfect circle of friends.

Episodes

Specials

Specials

5 Episodes Aired 2003

No overview available for this season.

90 min
E1

The Golden Girls Greatest Moments

Jun 02, 2003

This 90-minute special broadcasted on the Lifetime network in June 2003 served as a reunion show for 3 out of the 4 golden girls. Unfortunately, Estelle Getty could not attend because of her Parkinson's disease. Basically, this show has clips from the girls' favorite musical and show moments, as well as some never before seen (and unfortunately censored) bloopers and outtakes from the show. In addition to the aforementioned, the special contains the girls' favorite scenes and music numbers as well as interviews with the girls, executive producers Paul Junger Witt and Tony Thomas, and creator and talented writer Susan Harris. The special earned Lifetime an all time high rating. After the special originally aired, Lifetimed broadcasted the pilot and finale episodes. Please be aware that syndication requires more commercial time, so you may notice that two or three minutes of dialogue and/or scenes may be missing. Other than that, the special was very interesting and very well done.

76 min
E2

The Golden Girls At The William S. Paley Television Festival

Jun 29, 2026

One in a series of evenings and special screenings presented as part of The Museum of Television & Radio's William S. Paley Television Festival in Los Angeles. Held this year at the Directors Guild of America Theatre Complex, the festival celebrates the excellence and diversity of American television and is dedicated to television's creative community. This evening honors "Golden Girls," a comedy series about four older women -- two widows, a divorcee, and her mother -- who share a home in Miami and help each other to cope with growing older and being single again. Ron Simon (curator, The Museum of Television & Radio) offers opening remarks and introduces the panelists: creator Susan Harris; writers Marc Cherry, Mitchell Hurwitz, and James Vallely; director Terry Hughes; executive producer Paul Junger Witt; and cast members Rue McClanahan (Blanche Devereaux) and Betty White (Rose Nylund). (Beatrice Arthur, who plays Dorothy Zbornak, was scheduled to appear, but could not attend).

15 min
E3

Remembering The Golden Girls

Jan 01, 2006

DVD bonus: A look back and 15' of shared memories of Bea, Betty and Rue, post 2000.

24 min
E4

Thank You For Being A Friend: A Look Back With The Golden Girls

Jun 29, 2026

24 min
E5

Golden Girls Fashion Commentary

Jun 29, 2026

Joan and Melissa Rivers provide their own unique brand of fashion critique in a hilarious featurette that pays tribute to the crazy, kitschy wardrobes of The Golden Girls.

Season 1

Season 1

25 Episodes Aired 1985

No overview available for this season.

The Engagement
25 min
E1

The Engagement

Sep 14, 1985

In the Pilot, Sophia arrives after her retirement home burns down and Blanche prepares to get married.

Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?
25 min
E2

Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding?

Sep 21, 1985

Dorothy's daughter, Kate, comes to Miami with an announcement. She's engaged to a podiatrist named Dennis. Dorothy is thrilled but her happiness quickly turns to anger when she realizes that ex-husband, Stan, is going to be invited. After 38 years of marriage, Stan had left Dorothy for a woman half her age. Dorothy threatens to make a scene at the reception which places Rose and Blanche in the role of peacemaker.

Rose the Prude
25 min
E3

Rose the Prude

Sep 28, 1985

Having not dated since her husband died, Rose reluctantly agrees to go on a blind date. This date turns into a serious relationship when she is invited on a cruise which would involve sharing a stateroom.

Transplant
25 min
E4

Transplant

Oct 05, 1985

Blanche's sister, Virginia, comes to Miami for a visit and Blanche is convinced she's after something. Later, while out to dinner, she learns just what Virginia is after, Blanche's kidney. Meanwhile, Rose and Dorothy babysit for an infant.

The Triangle
25 min
E5

The Triangle

Oct 19, 1985

A doctor Dorothy dates makes a pass at Blanche. But when Blanche tells Dorothy about it, Dorothy doesn't believe her. Dorothy accuses her of being a slut and when Blanche can't take no more she orders Dorothy to move out.

On Golden Girls
25 min
E6

On Golden Girls

Oct 26, 1985

Blanche's 14-year old grandson comes to Miami for a visit and brings a new meaning to the term "generation gap." Meanwhile, Dorothy studies for her French final.

The Competition
25 min
E7

The Competition

Nov 02, 1985

In a bowling competition, it's Dorothy and Blanche verses Rose and Sophia. If Sophia and Rose win, Dorothy will allow Sophia to go back to Sicily for a visit with an old beau and if Dorothy and Blanche win Sophia will give her a pair of antique earrings.

The Break-In
25 min
E8

The Break-In

Nov 09, 1985

After a Madonna concert, the girls arrive home to discover their house has been broken into. This leads the girls to seek out means to protect themselves, including a security system, guard dog and mace. Meanwhile, Rose becomes so paranoid that the robbers will come back she goes so far as to purchase a gun.

Blanche and the Younger Man
25 min
E9

Blanche and the Younger Man

Nov 16, 1985

Blanche goes all out to try to look good for her latest beau, her aerobics instructor half her age. Meanwhile, Rose's dynamic mother comes for a visit and gets fed up with Rose's ""mothering"" ways.

Heart Attack
25 min
E10

Heart Attack

Nov 23, 1985

After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack with a heavy storm delaying the paramedics.

The Return of Dorothy's Ex
25 min
E11

The Return of Dorothy's Ex

Nov 30, 1985

Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche plan a vacation that Sophia is not invited on.

The Custody Battle
25 min
E12

The Custody Battle

Dec 07, 1985

Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California. Meanwhile, Blanche is furious when Rose is cast as Lady Macbeth, in a local play, and not her.

A Little Romance
25 min
E13

A Little Romance

Dec 14, 1985

Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.

That Was No Lady
25 min
E14

That Was No Lady

Dec 21, 1985

Dorothy latest boyfriend Glen gives her a shock when he tells her that he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him. Meanwhile, Blanche unloads her old car on Rose in order to buy a new one.

In a Bed of Rose's
25 min
E15

In a Bed of Rose's

Jan 11, 1986

Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married.

The Truth Will Out
25 min
E16

The Truth Will Out

Jan 18, 1986

Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

Nice and Easy
25 min
E17

Nice and Easy

Feb 01, 1986

Blanche's visiting niece is a chip right off the old block when she dates a different man all night every night. Meanwhile, Dorothy does battle with a mouse living in the house.

The Operation
25 min
E18

The Operation

Feb 08, 1986

Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery just as she was scheduled to tap dance with Blanche and Rose at a dance recital.

Second Motherhood
25 min
E19

Second Motherhood

Feb 15, 1986

Blanche is romanced by a wealthy suitor who she learns has several small children. This fact dampens his proposal of marriage. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose go to bat with the bathroom plumbing.

Adult Education
24 min
E20

Adult Education

Feb 22, 1986

Blanche's psychology professor sexually harasses her when she goes to him for help on a difficult test. Blanche's professor makes her an harassing deal: If she has sex with him, he'll give her an "A" for the exam. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia each try to get a hold of tickets for a sold out Frank Sinatra concert.

Flu Attack
25 min
E21

Flu Attack

Mar 01, 1986

A week before an awards ceremony, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu, which compounds their arguing over who will win a prestigious award.

Job Hunting
25 min
E22

Job Hunting

Mar 08, 1986

When Rose loses her job at the grief center, she begins searching for other sources of work. Meanwhile, Blanche tries to lose a few pounds and Dorothy is excited when a man she once had a crush on, contacts her and asks her out.

Blind Ambitions
25 min
E23

Blind Ambitions

Mar 29, 1986

Rose's sister, Lily must deal with life as a blind person after recently losing her sight. Meanwhile, the girls hold a garage sale in order to buy a new TV but find it hard to part with things.

Big Daddy
25 min
E24

Big Daddy

May 03, 1986

Blanche's father, Big Daddy, comes to Miami for a visit, with an announcement, he's sold the family plantation and is setting out to become a country singer. Meanwhile, Sophia places a curse on a neighbor who refuses to remove his tree that fell over onto the lanai during a storm.

The Way We Met
25 min
E25

The Way We Met

May 10, 1986

One night after watching Psycho, the girls find it hard to sleep so they stay up and reminisce about how they all came to live with one another.

Season 2

Season 2

26 Episodes Aired 1986

No overview available for this season.

End of the Curse
24 min
E1

End of the Curse

Sep 27, 1986

Blanche is mortified after taking a pregnancy test which indicates she's pregnant. Then after visiting her doctor, she learns the truth, she's beginning menopause. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Rose and Sophia go into the mink breeding business.

Ladies of the Evening
24 min
E2

Ladies of the Evening

Oct 04, 1986

The house is fumigated and the girls move into a Miami Beach hotel. Previously, Blanche had won three tickets to see the opening of Burt Reynolds new movie and passes to the party held afterwards where they could meet him. However, on the evening of the opening, the hotel is raided and, mistaken as prostitutes, Dorothy, Blanche and Rose are dragged off to jail.

Take Him, He's Mine
24 min
E3

Take Him, He's Mine

Oct 11, 1986

Dorothy dumps a depressed Stan on Blanche but then becomes incredibly jealous when Blanche and Stan hit it off. Meanwhile, Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but they inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor, "Johnny No Thumbs".

It's a Miserable Life
24 min
E4

It's a Miserable Life

Nov 01, 1986

The girls circulate a petition to save a 200 year old oak tree which is located on the property of the most hated woman in the neighborhood, Frieda Claxton, who wants the tree cut down.

Isn't It Romantic
24 min
E5

Isn't It Romantic

Nov 08, 1986

Dorothy's old friend, Jean comes to Miami for a visit and Dorothy decides not to tell Blanche and Rose that Jean is a lesbian. Then, after spending time with Rose, Jean begins to fall for her. Meanwhile, a new VCR, prompts Sophia to rent ""dirty movies.""

Big Daddy's Little Lady
24 min
E6

Big Daddy's Little Lady

Nov 15, 1986

Blanche's father comes to Miami for a visit and has an announcement he's engaged to be married. Blanche is thrilled until she meets his fiancee who happens to be younger than herself. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose enter a song writing contest.

Family Affair
24 min
E7

Family Affair

Nov 22, 1986

Dorothy's son, Michael, and Rose's daughter, Bridget, each come to Miami for a visit and each of them become a little too friendly for Dorothy and Rose's liking. Meanwhile, Blanche hurts her back in aerobics class.

Vacation
24 min
E8

Vacation

Nov 29, 1986

The girls' dream vacation in the Caribbean turns out to be far from what was advertised in the brochure. While the girls are away, Sophia romances the gardener.

Joust Between Friends
24 min
E9

Joust Between Friends

Dec 06, 1986

Laid off from work, Dorothy searches for part-time work which leads to Blanche getting her a job at the museum. Then fur flies when Dorothy is handed the job of organizing a banquet, the duty Blanche was hoping for. Meanwhile, Rose finds a stray dog at the supermarket.

Love, Rose
24 min
E10

Love, Rose

Dec 13, 1986

Rose places an ad in the personals column and she is let down when she doesn't hear an immediate response. This leads Blanche and Dorothy to begin responding under the name Isaac Newton.

'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
24 min
E11

'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas

Dec 20, 1986

The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families but a series of strange occurrences lead them to spend Christmas together in Miami.

The Sisters
24 min
E12

The Sisters

Jan 03, 1987

For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies in her sister, Angela from Sicily as a surprise. However, Dorothy's the one whose surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust.

The Stan Who Came To Dinner
24 min
E13

The Stan Who Came To Dinner

Jan 10, 1987

Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open heart surgery. However that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married.

The Actor
24 min
E14

The Actor

Jan 17, 1987

Dorothy, Blanche and Rose each vie for the attention of an actor in the local community theatre, who on the sly begins romancing each of them.

Before and After
24 min
E15

Before and After

Jan 24, 1987

Rose is convinced she died during a throat spasm. This leads her to live her life to the hilt, totally disrupting the other girls lives. Then, when the girls complain about her new lifestyle, Rose moves out.

And Then There Was One
24 min
E16

And Then There Was One

Jan 31, 1987

Sophia readies herself for participating in a walkathon. Meanwhile, Dorothy, Blanche and Rose babysit for the walkathon participants children but when the event is over, a baby is left unclaimed.

Bedtime Story
24 min
E17

Bedtime Story

Feb 07, 1987

When the girls learn that a number of relatives are going to be visiting, they reminisce about times they've had to share a bed and strange places they've had to sleep, including a train station.

Forgive Me, Father
24 min
E18

Forgive Me, Father

Feb 14, 1987

Blanche and Rose plan a nice dinner at the house for Dorothy and her new boyfriend whom she later learns is a priest. She later gets another shock when she learns he plans to leave the church.

Long Day's Journey Into Marinara
24 min
E19

Long Day's Journey Into Marinara

Feb 21, 1987

Sophia's sister, Angela arrives in Miami for a visit and decides to move there but while she's looking for an apartment Dorothy invites her to stay with the girls. This ticks off Sophia since she thinks that Angela is after everything that she has.

Whose Face Is This, Anyway?
24 min
E20

Whose Face Is This, Anyway?

Feb 28, 1987

Blanche is convinced that her beauty is fading after attending her high school reunion and discovers many of classmates have had face lifts. Meanwhile, Rose is making a home movie for class she's taking.

Dorothy's Prized Pupil
24 min
E21

Dorothy's Prized Pupil

Mar 14, 1987

Dorothy feels that it's her fault when her prized pupil wins a writing contest which inadvertently signals the INS that he's an illegal alien.

Diamond in the Rough
24 min
E22

Diamond in the Rough

Mar 21, 1987

While Dorothy and Rose are planning a hospital charity banquet, Blanche falls for Jake, the caterer hired for the event. She quickly learns he's more blue jeans than a black tie which prompts her to foolishly put a stop to their romance.

Son-In-Law Dearest
24 min
E23

Son-In-Law Dearest

Apr 11, 1987

Dorothy's daughter, Kate is coming for a visit and has a big announcement. Dorothy is excited when she thinks the announcement is going to be that Kate is pregnant. However, when Kate arrives, her announcement is far from exciting. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose stay up and watch an "I Love Lucy" marathon.

To Catch a Neighbor
24 min
E24

To Catch a Neighbor

May 02, 1987

Two police detectives stake out the girls' home to investigate the neighbors who are believed to be dealers in stolen gems.

A Piece of Cake
24 min
E25

A Piece of Cake

May 09, 1987

While preparing for a friend's birthday party, the girls recall past birthdays, including Rose's surprise birthday party for Dorothy, a surprise birthday party for Blanche and a memory of Sophia's birthday involving her late-husband Sal.

Empty Nests
24 min
E26

Empty Nests

May 16, 1987

In this pilot for another series (Empty Nest, obviously the concept was retooled), the girls' friend Renee is feeling depressed and lonely with her children grown up and moved out and her husband's workaholic habits.

Season 3

Season 3

25 Episodes Aired 1987

No overview available for this season.

Old Friends
24 min
E1

Old Friends

Sep 19, 1987

Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk whom she becomes quick friends with. However, his strange behavior signals that he has a medical condition, Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, Blanche accidentally gives away Rose's teddy bear at a garage sale.

One for the Money
24 min
E2

One for the Money

Sep 26, 1987

Sophia's latest get rich quick scheme prompts the girls to recall other various get rich quick schemes they've had over the years including, catering, a dance marathon and a memory of Sophia's from 1954.

Bringing Up Baby
24 min
E3

Bringing Up Baby

Oct 03, 1987

Rose is shocked to learn that in her late-uncle's will he left her his ""Baby"". However she is quickly delighted to learn the ""baby"" is a pig but delighted is not a word to describe Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia, at least not until they learn that when Baby dies Rose gets a large sum of money.

The Housekeeper
24 min
E4

The Housekeeper

Oct 17, 1987

The girls' search for a housekeeper ends when they hire Marguerite, a woman who appears to have mystical powers. However, when they fire her, a string of bizarre events convince the girls that Marguerite has placed a curse on them.

Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself
24 min
E5

Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself

Oct 24, 1987

When Rose must give a eulogy at her aunt's funeral, Rose must try to get over her biggest fear in the world, giving speeches. This also brings up Dorothy and Blanche's biggest fears, Dorothy's of flying and Blanche's of a recurring dream.

Letter To Gorbachev
24 min
E6

Letter To Gorbachev

Oct 31, 1987

Rose becomes concerned about nuclear war when girls in her cadet troop draw pictures of a bleak future. This prompts her to write letters to Gorbachev and Reagan. She's stunned when she gets a response and learns that Gorbechev would like to meet her.

Strange Bedfellows
24 min
E7

Strange Bedfellows

Nov 07, 1987

The girls try to help in a campaign to get Gil Kessler elected as local official. To his advantage, his chances of winning are boosted when reporters snap photos of Blanche entering his home one evening while his wife was away.

Brotherly Love
24 min
E8

Brotherly Love

Nov 14, 1987

Blanche makes a move at Ted, Stan's brother the minute she learns he's a neurosurgeon. She is furious when she discovers the only woman Ted is apparently interested in is Dorothy. Meanwhile, Rose is suffering from insomnia.

A Visit From Little Sven
24 min
E9

A Visit From Little Sven

Nov 21, 1987

Rose's cousin Sven, arrives in Miami for a visit just prior to him being married by arrangement. However, when Blanche plays a trick on her latest beau, which involves Sven, the naive groom falls for her. Meanwhile, Sophia tries to renew her driver's license.

The Audit
24 min
E10

The Audit

Nov 28, 1987

Dorothy is stunned to learn that Stan's tax problems are her tax problems since Stan is being audited for a number of years when they were still married. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose take a Spanish class, each for different reasons.

Three on a Couch
24 min
E11

Three on a Couch

Dec 05, 1987

Constant bickering, causes the girls to seek help from a therapist. This prompts the girls to reminisce about times they didn't get along. The therapist's conclusion, they should not live with one another.

Charlie's Buddy
24 min
E12

Charlie's Buddy

Dec 12, 1987

A wartime buddy of Rose's late husband arrives in Miami to see Rose, however he has more in mind than just a friendly visit. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche haggle over the same dress to wear to a social event.

The Artist
24 min
E13

The Artist

Dec 19, 1987

Dorothy, Blanche and Rose each secretly pose nude for a Hungarian sculptor who will unveil the statue at an art show opening at a museum. Meanwhile, Sophia brushes up on practical jokes to get back a prankster at the Senior Citizens Center.

Blanche's Little Girl
24 min
E14

Blanche's Little Girl

Jan 09, 1988

Blanche is thrilled by a visit from her daughter, Rebecca, an ex-model who has now gained quite a bit of weight. Also visiting with Rebecca is her oafish beau who constantly puts down her weight. The kicker: she's thinking of marrying him.

Dorothy's New Friend
24 min
E15

Dorothy's New Friend

Jan 16, 1988

Dorothy befriends a novelist, Barbara Thorndyke and she quickly infringes on Dorothy's relationship with Blanche and Rose who think Barbara is nothing but a stuck up snob.

Grab That Dough
24 min
E16

Grab That Dough

Jan 23, 1988

Sophia got the girls a chance to appear on a hit game show Grab that Dough in California. At the hotel, they miss their reservations and they must sleep in the lobby...as a result, all their personal belongings are stolen. Sophia still has the tickets but once they arrive to the game, the girls fight and split into two separate competing teams.

My Brother, My Father
24 min
E17

My Brother, My Father

Feb 06, 1988

Sophia's brother, Angelo, a priest, is coming to Miami for a visit and he doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. So in order to spare his feelings, Sophia convinces Dorothy and Stan to pretend to be married. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche prepare to star in a play, The Sound of Music.

Golden Moments (1)
24 min
E18

Golden Moments (1)

Feb 13, 1988

Sophia announces her intentions of moving out and in with her son Phil. This prompts the girls to reminisce about the good times and the bad times they've had together.

Golden Moments (2)
24 min
E19

Golden Moments (2)

Feb 13, 1988

As Sophia makes up her mind on whether or not to move in with her son, the girls continue to reminisce about the years they've shared together.

And Ma Makes Three
24 min
E20

And Ma Makes Three

Feb 20, 1988

Feeling sorry for a lonely Sophia, Dorothy allows her to come along on a date with her and Dorothy's latest beau. However, pretty soon Sophia begins tagging along on every date which puts a rift in Dorothy's romantic plans.

Larceny and Old Lace
24 min
E21

Larceny and Old Lace

Feb 27, 1988

Sophia's latest boyfriend, Rocco claims to have been involved in the mob, so when the girls discover a bag of Rocco's with thousands of dollars in it, they assume he robbed a bank. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche sneak a peak at Rose's diary.

Rose's Big Adventure
24 min
E22

Rose's Big Adventure

Mar 12, 1988

Rose's latest boyfriend has just retired and she is ready to spend a whole lot more time with him but his retirement quickly turns him into a couch potato. Meanwhile, the girls deal with remodeling the garage into a guest room.

Mixed Blessings
24 min
E23

Mixed Blessings

Mar 19, 1988

Dorothy's son, Michael pays another visit to Miami and this time he has an announcement, he's engaged. However, Dorothy has two more surprises in store, her future daughter-in-law is also black and twenty years older than Michael.

Mister Terrific
24 min
E24

Mister Terrific

Apr 30, 1988

Rose begins to date "Mr. Terrific," a kiddie show host, who gets fired when Dorothy gets a part-time job as a consultant on the show, a job he helped her get.

Mother's Day
24 min
E25

Mother's Day

May 07, 1988

While waiting for phone calls from their children wishing them a happy Mother's day, the girls reminisce about past Mother's days.

Season 4

Season 4

26 Episodes Aired 1988

No overview available for this season.

Yes, We Have No Havanas
24 min
E1

Yes, We Have No Havanas

Oct 08, 1988

Blanche's latest boyfriend is a charming Cuban whom sweeps Blanche off her feet but she's not the only one when Blanche discovers he's been dating Sophia behind her back. Meanwhile, Rose takes a course taught by Dorothy in order to get a high school diploma.

The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo
24 min
E2

The Days and Nights of Sophia Petrillo

Oct 22, 1988

This episode does a study in contrast, Sophia's busy day to Blanche, Dorothy and Rose's lazy day. While Sophia, organizes a band to raise money, volunteers at the hospital and battles return policies at the supermarket, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose sit around discussing what they should do that's constructive.

The One That Got Away
24 min
E3

The One That Got Away

Oct 29, 1988

Blanche is determined to sleep with the one man who has refused her once in the past. Meanwhile, Rose claims to have seen a UFO and gets the Air Force involved.

Yokel Hero
24 min
E4

Yokel Hero

Nov 05, 1988

Rose is running for St. Olaf Woman of the Year and with a little help from Blanche and Dorothy, altering her list of qualifications on the entry form, she's a sure winner. Meanwhile, a heat wave strikes Miami and the girls' air conditioning goes out.

Bang the Drum, Stanley
24 min
E5

Bang the Drum, Stanley

Nov 12, 1988

At a baseball game, Sophia gets beaned. This prompts Stan to talk her into filing a lawsuit for payment for her severe injuries, which he gets her to fake. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose prepare for roles in the play Cats.

Sophia's Wedding (1)
24 min
E6

Sophia's Wedding (1)

Nov 19, 1988

The death of a close friend, Esther Weinstock, brings Sophia face to face with Esther's husband a man whom she vowed never to speak to again due to things that happened in the past. However, when Dorothy prompts them to make up they get a little to close and wind up in bed together. Soon after, they announce their engagement, something that Dorothy is totally against. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose begin a Elvis Presley fan club.

Sophia's Wedding (2)
24 min
E7

Sophia's Wedding (2)

Nov 26, 1988

Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon with no place to stay so Blanche, Dorothy and Rose put them up until they can find a place. Meanwhile, Sophia and Max decide to restart the old business Max had with Sophia's late husband, a pizza knish stand. However, Dorothy begins smoking again!

Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
24 min
E8

Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?

Dec 03, 1988

The search is on for the missing winning lottery ticket that would give the girls $10,000. The girls had put it in the pocket of an aviator jacket, which Sophia mistook as an item to go to a thrift shop. The search leads the girls to the thrift shop then to a celebrity auction and finally to a homeless shelter.

Scared Straight
24 min
E9

Scared Straight

Dec 10, 1988

Blanche's brother, Clayton comes to Miami for a visit and Blanche goes all out fixing him up on blind dates. However, Rose learns the truth, Clayton is gay and is afraid to tell Blanche the truth about himself.

Stan Takes a Wife
24 min
E10

Stan Takes a Wife

Jan 07, 1989

Stan breaks the news that he's engaged to be married something Dorothy at first seems to accept. However, after Sophia falls ill, Stan comforts Dorothy which sparks old feelings in her and she contemplates trying to get back together with Stan.

The Auction
24 min
E11

The Auction

Jan 14, 1989

The girls try to cough up enough money to pay for a new roof. Meanwhile, Sophia's volunteer job at the hospital is what brings the girls a piece of inside information that could give them enough money for a new roof and money left to spare. The info is that a famous artist is dying, so the girls head to an auction to bid on one of his paintings.

Blind Date
24 min
E12

Blind Date

Jan 28, 1989

After being dumped by her boyfriend, Blanche befriends a man at a bar and makes a date with him unknown to her he's blind. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose try their hand at coaching a kids' football team.

The Impotence of Being Ernest
24 min
E13

The Impotence of Being Ernest

Feb 04, 1989

Rose is crazy about her latest boyfriend, Ernie, but can't understand why he doesn't approach the subject of sex, so when she forces the subject she learns the truth - he's impotent.

Love Me Tender
24 min
E14

Love Me Tender

Feb 06, 1989

When Sophia sets Dorothy up on a blind date, Dorothy secretly falls for the seemingly simple man, claiming "he's the greatest lover she ever had." Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose join the "Be a Pal" and become pals to two motherless girls.

Valentine's Day
24 min
E15

Valentine's Day

Feb 11, 1989

It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancel at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past.

Two Rode Together
24 min
E16

Two Rode Together

Feb 18, 1989

Dorothy wants to spend some "quality" time with Sophia so she takes Sophia away for the weekend to the Florida Keys. However, her attempts fail when a fed up Sophia storms out. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche try their hand at writing children's stories.

You Gotta Have Hope
24 min
E17

You Gotta Have Hope

Feb 25, 1989

Dorothy is in charge of a hospital charity show and things aren't going her way. She can't find any talent for the talent show and her emcee has just cancelled. Rose's solution for her problem makes things worse when the girls scour Miami in hopes of getting Bob Hope to perform in the show.

Fiddler on the Ropes
24 min
E18

Fiddler on the Ropes

Mar 04, 1989

Without the consent of the other girls, Sophia sinks their life savings in, Pepe, a prize fighter. However, on the eve of the fight, the girls discover Pepe missing and make a shocking discovery.

Till Death Do We Volley
24 min
E19

Till Death Do We Volley

Mar 18, 1989

Dorothy's old friend, Trudy comes for a visit and this revives their old rivalry between each other. However, the visit turns tragic when Trudy suddenly dies and Dorothy blames herself.

High Anxiety
24 min
E20

High Anxiety

Mar 25, 1989

After Sophia accidentally knocks a bottle of Rose's pills down the sink, it is discovered, she is addicted to them. She then must battle withdrawal when she can't get a hold of another bottle. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia are hired to be in a pizza commercial.

Little Sister
24 min
E21

Little Sister

Apr 01, 1989

Rose's sister, Holly comes for a visit and becomes quick friends with Dorothy and Blanche, and leaves Rose out in the cold. However, when Rose catches Holly with Blanche's boyfriend and tries to tell Blanche, Dorothy and Blanche refuse to believe her.

Sophia's Choice
24 min
E22

Sophia's Choice

Apr 15, 1989

Sophia goes into action to break her friend, Lillian out of ""the worst nursing home in the city."" However, Lillian proves to be too much of a handful for Sophia to handle. Meanwhile, Blanche considers having her breasts enlarged.

Rites of Spring
24 min
E23

Rites of Spring

Apr 29, 1989

A week prior to a friend's annual party, the girls debate on what they should do to improve their appearance. This leads the girls to reminisce about previous attempts to improve their looks.

Foreign Exchange
24 min
E24

Foreign Exchange

May 06, 1989

Sophia's old friends, Philomena and Dominic, come to Miami from Sicily, for a visit and have shocking news for Dorothy. Philomena and Sophia had met in the hospital when they were giving birth and now Philomena and Dominic claim that there was a mix-up and Dorothy was switched at birth. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose take ""dirty dancing"" lessons.

We're Outta Here (1)
24 min
E25

We're Outta Here (1)

May 13, 1989

Blanche, Dorothy and Rose return home from a play to discover Sophia in the midst of selling the house. It's later discovered a for sale sign was accidentally placed on the front lawn but Blanche begins to consider it after seeing the amount that she's offered.

We're Outta Here (2)
24 min
E26

We're Outta Here (2)

May 13, 1989

Blanche debates on whether or not to sell the house as her and the rest of the girls recall times they have spent together (via flashbacks).

Season 5

Season 5

26 Episodes Aired 1989

No overview available for this season.

Sick & Tired (1)
24 min
E1

Sick & Tired (1)

Sep 23, 1989

Dorothy is feeling rundown, tired all the time and has a lack of energy. She is sure she is ill, but all of the doctors she visits tell her she's fine. Meanwhile, Blanche decides to write a romance novel.

Sick & Tired (2)
24 min
E2

Sick & Tired (2)

Sep 30, 1989

Dorothy continues to seek medical advice and turns to Harry Weston for help. Meanwhile, Blanche goes on a writing binge resulting in a novel that is less than enthralling.

The Accurate Conception
24 min
E3

The Accurate Conception

Oct 14, 1989

Blanche's daughter, Rebecca has some wonderful news. She's going to become a mother, through artificial insemination. However, Blanche is less than thrilled, she's totally against the entire thing.

Rose Fights Back
24 min
E4

Rose Fights Back

Oct 21, 1989

When the company that Rose's husband worked for, cuts off their pension plan, Rose must face the fact that she's going to get a new job, one that pays more. However, she quickly finds herself dealing with something she never expected, age discrimination. Meanwhile, Sophia goes wild buying things in quantity at a Shopper's Warehouse.

Love Under The Big Top
24 min
E5

Love Under The Big Top

Oct 28, 1989

Dorothy is in a serious relationship with a lawyer and jumps to the conclusion that he's on the verge of proposing. However, his announcement is a shocker, he's leaving law to become a circus clown. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche put together a protest to save some dolphins.

Dancing In The Dark
24 min
E6

Dancing In The Dark

Nov 04, 1989

Rose has been dating Miles Webber, a college professor, but the only thing they seem to have in common is the dance floor. When Miles invites her to a party, Rose feels like a fish out of water being surrounded by all his intelligent friends. Meanwhile, Blanche battles a dating slump.

Not Another Monday
24 min
E7

Not Another Monday

Nov 11, 1989

Sophia's friend has come up with an idea that will change her life. She wants to commit suicide and she wants Sophia there to hold her hand. Meanwhile, Blanche, Rose and Dorothy become singing nursemaids to a sick baby that they are taking care of for the weekend.

That Old Feeling
24 min
E8

That Old Feeling

Nov 18, 1989

Blanche is visited by her brother in-law and is taken back by his resemblence to her deceased husband. She quickly finds herself falling in love with hopes of marriage.

Comedy Of Errors
24 min
E9

Comedy Of Errors

Nov 25, 1989

Dorothy finds a list of things that she wanted to accomplish before a certain age and finds that she hasn't accomplished many of them. So she decides to go after one of them, entertaining people. This leads her to sign up to do a stand up routine at a nightclub. Meanwhile, Blanche finds herself battling the IRS.

All That Jazz
24 min
E10

All That Jazz

Dec 02, 1989

Dorothy's son, Michael, shows up on her doorstep with news that he's separated with his wife and needs a place to stay. However, Dorothy quickly gets tired of his freeloading and dumps him on Stan. Meanwhile, Rose's stress is getting terrible and is reluctant to talk to her boss about cutting back on her "things-to-do" list.

Ebb Tide
24 min
E11

Ebb Tide

Dec 09, 1989

Blanche is shattered after her father, Big Daddy, passes away. However, when she goes back to her childhood home, she gets into a big argument with her sister, Virginia and decides not to attend the funeral.

Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas
24 min
E12

Have Yourself A Very Little Christmas

Dec 16, 1989

It's the Christmas season and the girls are fed up with Christmas shopping in a heat wave. So they decide to buy gifts for the one person they pick from a hat. Later, the girls decide to serve Christmas dinner for the homeless, including a recently homeless Stan.

Mary Has A Little Lamb
24 min
E13

Mary Has A Little Lamb

Jan 06, 1990

The girls take in a 15 year old girl who has just found out she's pregnant and scared to tell her father. Meanwhile, Blanche's prison pen pal has just been released and is looking for her.

Great Expectations
24 min
E14

Great Expectations

Jan 13, 1990

Rose joins a positive thinking group and tries to get a pessimistic Dorothy to join. Meanwhile, Blanche is scared to get serious with her latest boyfriend especially after he has a heart attack.

Triple Play
24 min
E15

Triple Play

Jan 27, 1990

Blanche tries to lure men by placing a fake ad in the paper trying to sell a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with meeting Miles's daughter who makes it clear she wants their relationship to be no more and Dorothy discovers Sophia is hoarding Social Security money, thanks to a computer error.

Clinton Avenue Memoirs
24 min
E16

Clinton Avenue Memoirs

Feb 03, 1990

Dorothy becomes alarmed when Sophia forgets the date of her wedding anniversary. This leads Dorothy to face the fact that Sophia is becoming more and more forgetful with age. After visiting a doctor, Sophia decides to regain some of the memories she has lost and decides to take a trip to Brooklyn and their old apartment.

Like The Beep Beep Beep Of The Tom Tom
24 min
E17

Like The Beep Beep Beep Of The Tom Tom

Feb 10, 1990

After visiting the doctor, Blanche learns that he wants to put a pacemaker in her. However, after the operation, Blanche is so scared of intimacy that she decides to give up sex.

An Illegitimate Concern
24 min
E18

An Illegitimate Concern

Feb 12, 1990

Blanche is stunned when a man comes to the front door and claims to be the illegitimate son of her late husband. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia enter a mother-daughter pageant at Shady Pines.

72 Hours
24 min
E19

72 Hours

Feb 17, 1990

Rose discovers that she may be carrying the HIV virus after learning the blood they used in her gallbladder operation may have contained HIV antibodies. What really gets to her though is the 72 hours she must wait before hearing the test results. Meanwhile, Dorothy organizes a Save the Swamplands charity.

Twice In A Lifetime
24 min
E20

Twice In A Lifetime

Feb 24, 1990

Rose must decide between her boyfriend, Miles or an old boyfriend who has just come to town and asks her to go to Europe with him. Meanwhile, fed up with Dorothy's rules, Sophia decides to move out.

Sisters & Other Strangers
24 min
E21

Sisters & Other Strangers

Mar 03, 1990

Blanche and her sister, Charmaine, reconcile after a life-long rivalry. However, the reconciliation does not last long after Blanche reads her recently published book and realizes the heroine is based on her. Meanwhile, Dorothy becomes fed up with Stan's visiting cousin.

Cheaters
24 min
E22

Cheaters

Mar 24, 1990

The married man whom Dorothy once dated re-enters her life and has news that he's now divorced and would like to reconcile with Dorothy. Meanwhile, Blanche and Sophia become the victims of a con game.

The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes A Lousy Wedding Present
23 min
E23

The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes A Lousy Wedding Present

Mar 31, 1990

The girls attend the wedding of Dorothy's niece who's father was once engaged to Sophia. Sophia thinks that the wedding reception is the perfect spot for revenge after supposedly putting a curse on him years ago.

All Bets Are Off
24 min
E24

All Bets Are Off

Apr 28, 1990

Dorothy's gambling problem re-surfaces after a visit to the race track and quickly begins falling in to debt and gaining an apathy to her job. Meanwhile, Rose takes up painting and Blanche is insulted after a man she works with rejects her advances.

The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (1)
24 min
E25

The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (1)

May 05, 1990

An FBI agent investigates the girls' life's for a possible visit from President Bush. This leads the girls to reminisce about times they have spent together.

The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2)
23 min
E26

The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2)

May 05, 1990

When the FBI agent announces that George Bush will make a visit to their home, the girls continue to reminisce and Dorothy quickly readies a list of points she wants to make to the president.

Season 6

Season 6

26 Episodes Aired 1990

No overview available for this season.

Blanche Delivers
24 min
E1

Blanche Delivers

Sep 22, 1990

Blanche's daughter wants to give birth in a birthing center while Blanche is preoccupied by the possibility of Rebecca delivering in a local hospital. Blanche doesn't want to be embarrassed by the fact that her daughter was artificially inseminated.

Once, In St. Olaf
24 min
E2

Once, In St. Olaf

Sep 29, 1990

Rose makes a stunning discovery while admitting a patient at the hospital. Meanwhile, Sophia has to have surgery but a mix-up occurs after the operation and Sophia becomes lost in the hospital.

If at Last You Do Succeed
24 min
E3

If at Last You Do Succeed

Oct 06, 1990

Stan has finally hit it big with a new invention but still Dorothy can't be happy for him. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche fight over some war bonds that if cashed could bankrupt St. Olaf.

Snap Out of It
23 min
E4

Snap Out of It

Oct 13, 1990

Dorothy decides to help Sophia with the Meals on Wheels program and runs across a reclusive man who hasn't stepped out of his apartment since the 1960's. Meanwhile, Blanche's birthday is coming up and Rose becomes determined to find out her real age.

Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy
24 min
E5

Wham, Bam, Thank You, Mammy

Oct 20, 1990

Blanche gets an unexpected visit from her childhood "mammy" (nanny) but Blanche is reluctant to even speak to her since she deserted her when she was a child. Meanwhile, Sophia hires a matchmaker for Dorothy who experiences a date with a convict.

Feelings
24 min
E6

Feelings

Oct 27, 1990

Dorothy receives threats after failing a football star which means he can't play in an upcoming football game. Meanwhile, Rose must deal with her dentist who she thinks fondled her during her last visit.

Zborn Again
24 min
E7

Zborn Again

Nov 03, 1990

Dorothy finds herself being wooed by Stan and it seems her old feelings for him are resurfacing. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with an annoying co-worker.

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
24 min
E8

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?

Nov 10, 1990

After the death of a friend, who had been a nun, Sophia decides she would like to become one. So she joins a convent and moves out. Meanwhile, Blanche gets into a car accident with Rose's car which leaves Rose with a lawsuit.

Mrs. George Devereaux
24 min
E9

Mrs. George Devereaux

Nov 17, 1990

Blanche has a secret admirer and is shocked when she meets him, her supposedly dead husband, George. Meanwhile, Dorothy is being wooed by two men, Sonny Bono and Lyle Waggoner.

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die
24 min
E10

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun... Before They Die

Nov 24, 1990

Both Sophia and Rose take advice from Blanche that lands each of them in hot water. Due to a drought in St. Olaf, Rose swears to be celibate and Blanche advises her not to tell Miles the truth. While Sophia takes Blanche's tips to lure a man to bed but when she tells him she loves him, he doesn't respond with what she hoped.

Stand By Your Man
24 min
E11

Stand By Your Man

Dec 01, 1990

Blanche meets a man at the library and only after they make a date does she realizes he's in a wheelchair. Meanwhile, Rose wants to keep one of the puppies from Dreyfuss' litter despite Blanche's feelings.

Ebbtide's Revenge
24 min
E12

Ebbtide's Revenge

Dec 15, 1990

Dorothy must give the eulogy at her brother (a cross dresser), Phil's funeral. Meanwhile, a feud between Sophia and Phil's widow reaches a peak leading Sophia to reveal her hidden feelings about her son's alternative lifestyle.

The Bloom Is Off The Rose
24 min
E13

The Bloom Is Off The Rose

Jan 05, 1991

Rose wants more adventure in her relationship with Miles, so she signs them up for skydiving lessons. Meanwhile, Blanche's relationship with an abusive man causes Dorothy to speak her feelings.

Sister of the Bride
24 min
E14

Sister of the Bride

Jan 12, 1991

Blanche's gay brother Clayton, makes a visit to Miami with a surprise, he has found the right person to make a commitment to, but Blanche still can't get over Clayton's sexual orientation. Meanwhile, Rose expects to win a Volunteer of the Year award.

Miles to Go
24 min
E15

Miles to Go

Jan 19, 1991

After hearing that a mobster has died, Miles reveals that he has been in a witness protection program. However, when it is revealed that the mobster faked his death, Miles must leave Miami and go into hiding.

There Goes the Bride (1)
24 min
E16

There Goes the Bride (1)

Feb 02, 1991

Dorothy has been sneaking around so that Sophia doesn't discover that she's been dating Stan. However, when Stan proposes, Dorothy must reveal the truth to Sophia.

There Goes the Bride (2)
23 min
E17

There Goes the Bride (2)

Feb 09, 1991

Totally against Dorothy and Stan's impending nuptials, Sophia vows to not let the ceremony go off. Meanwhile, Blanche begins interviewing for a new roommate since Dorothy is planning to move out.

Older and Wiser
23 min
E18

Older and Wiser

Feb 16, 1991

Wanting someone to watch after Sophia during the day, Dorothy gets Sophia a job under false pretenses. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose are all excited about being hired as models for a Penny Saver.

Melodrama
24 min
E19

Melodrama

Feb 16, 1991

Blanche wants to intensify her relationship with her infamous one night stand man, Mel Bushman. Meanwhile, Rose tries her hand at TV reporting, her assignment, a dog show.

Even Grandmas Get the Blues
24 min
E20

Even Grandmas Get the Blues

Mar 02, 1991

While babysitting for her granddaughter, a man mistakes Blanche as being the baby's mother and Blanche does nothing to set him straight. Meanwhile, Sophia gets ready for the Festival of the Dancing Virgins, a celebration of mothers and daughters but Dorothy wants no part of it.

Witness
23 min
E21

Witness

Mar 09, 1991

Rose has a new man, Carl, in her life but suddenly out of the blue Miles returns, still undercover in the Witness Protection Program. However, things get hairy when Carl reveals himself to be the mobster that is after Miles. Meanwhile, Sophia loses her glasses.

What a Difference a Date Makes
24 min
E22

What a Difference a Date Makes

Mar 23, 1991

The man who stood Dorothy up for her senior prom contacts her and they make a date. After learning why he stood her up, Dorothy unleashes her wrath on the person at fault, Sophia.

Love for Sale
24 min
E23

Love for Sale

Apr 06, 1991

The girls prepare for the Children's Hospital Bachelorette Auction and a reluctant Dorothy decides to participate. She is in for a quick surprise when Stan walks in and begins bidding. Meanwhile, Sophia's brother, Angelo, comes to Miami, broke and with no place to live.

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (1)
24 min
E24

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (1)

Apr 27, 1991

The deathbed confession of an ex-patient at Shady Pines, means bad news for Sophia, since in her confession she stated that Sophia and her stated the 1985 Shady Pines fire.

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (2)
24 min
E25

Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (2)

Apr 27, 1991

Sophia cannot recall the events that lead to the Shady Pines fire.

Henny Penny: Straight, No Chaser
24 min
E26

Henny Penny: Straight, No Chaser

May 04, 1991

Dorothy is in charge of directing a school play, Henny Penny, but when the cast is quarantined, she gets Rose, Blanche and herself to perform as the leads. But when Rose reads the ending, she wants no part in the play.

Season 7

Season 7

26 Episodes Aired 1991

No overview available for this season.

Hey, Look Me Over
24 min
E1

Hey, Look Me Over

Sep 21, 1991

Rose discovers an old camera of Charlie's with some undeveloped film still in it. After getting it developed, Rose is stunned when one of the pictures shows Charlie in bed with Blanche. Meanwhile, Dorothy tries to get Sophia to have her hearing checked.

The Case of the Libertine Belle
24 min
E2

The Case of the Libertine Belle

Sep 28, 1991

The girls participate in a murder mystery weekend and Dorothy has a ball when she solves a mystery. However, when Blanche is accused committing a real murder, Dorothy will have to use all her keen detective skills to find the real murderer.

Beauty and the Beast
24 min
E3

Beauty and the Beast

Oct 05, 1991

Blanche is visited by her granddaughter, Melissa, and the only thing that Blanche has on her mind is Melissa winning a Little Miss Beauty Contest. Meanwhile, Dorothy hires a nurse to look after a recuperating Sophia

That's for Me to Know
24 min
E4

That's for Me to Know

Oct 12, 1991

Blanche learns from a city inspector that she either has to lose a renter or make modifications to her home which would cost $10,000. Meanwhile, Dorothy demands to know who the groom is in a hidden wedding picture of Sophia's.

Where's Charlie?
24 min
E5

Where's Charlie?

Oct 19, 1991

After Miles gives Rose a friendship ring, Rose becomes convinced Charlie is trying to contact her from the grave with the message that he disproves of her relationship with Miles. Meanwhile, Blanche begins coaching her new baseball player boyfriend.

Mother Load
24 min
E6

Mother Load

Oct 26, 1991

Blanche begins dating a newscaster who has another woman interfering in his life, his mother. Meanwhile, Stan asks Dorothy to attend a counseling session with him. Once there, Stan begins begging Dorothy to take him back.

Dateline:  Miami
24 min
E7

Dateline: Miami

Nov 02, 1991

A Saturday night and Dorothy being the only one with a date, prompts the other girls to reminisce about some of the worst dates they have ever had.

The Monkey Show (1)
24 min
E8

The Monkey Show (1)

Nov 09, 1991

A hurricane is brewing and it's not just outside after Dorothy gets a visit first from Stan with news that he's over her and moving on with his life. Dorothy quickly discovers who he's moving on with, her sister, Gloria. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose hold a telethon to save a lighthouse.

The Monkey Show (2)
24 min
E9

The Monkey Show (2)

Nov 09, 1991

Dorothy discovering Gloria sleeping with Stan just adds to their sibling rivalry and Sophia has had it so she leaves just prior the the hurricane hitting.

Ro$e Love$ Mile$
24 min
E10

Ro$e Love$ Mile$

Nov 16, 1991

Rose has had it with Miles' penny pinching ways and decides to take Blanche's advice and go out with her and some big spenders. Meanwhile, Blanche has been left in charge of Sophia while Dorothy is away, and Sophia decides this would be the best time to take a trip to Sicily.

Room Seven
24 min
E11

Room Seven

Nov 23, 1991

Sophia has an after-life experience, seeing her late husband in heaven, while choking on a piece of candy. Meanwhile, Blanche is distraught over the demolition of her grandmother's plantation, so the girls travel to Atlanta. Once there, Blanche handcuffs herself to the radiator.

From Here to the Pharmacy
24 min
E12

From Here to the Pharmacy

Dec 07, 1991

A man Blanche has no memory of returns from the Persian Gulf in hopes of fulfilling the promise she supposedly made to him before he left, that she will be his and only his. Meanwhile, Sophia has Rose help her write up her will.

The Pope's Ring
24 min
E13

The Pope's Ring

Dec 14, 1991

The Pope's in town and Sophia goes to his mass. When she goes to kiss his ring, it slips off into hers. Meanwhile, Rose is convinced Miles is hiding something from her, so as a birthday gift, Blanche gives Rose a detective to spy on Miles.

Old Boyfriends
24 min
E14

Old Boyfriends

Jan 04, 1992

Sophia's attempts at trying to find a man go awry when a man she meets through the personals, as a shadow, his sister. Meanwhile, Rose meets with an old boyfriend from St. Olaf, one whom she can't remember.

Goodbye, Mr. Gordon
24 min
E15

Goodbye, Mr. Gordon

Jan 11, 1992

Dorothy is contacted by a high school teacher she once had a crush on. They quickly begin seeing each other and Dorothy is convinced his feelings are genuine. Meanwhile, Rose puts together a talk show.

The Commitments
24 min
E16

The Commitments

Jan 25, 1992

Dorothy gets wrapped up in "Beatlemania" and begins dating a Beatle impersonator. Meanwhile, Blanche begins to worry about her looks after she pulls out all the stops to get a certain man into bed, but to no avail.

Questions and Answers
24 min
E17

Questions and Answers

Feb 08, 1992

Dorothy is all excited when she learns that "Jeopardy" is having tryouts in Miami. This leads her to begin cramming for the audition test and later proves to be an annoyance to everyone at the audition.

Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan
24 min
E18

Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan

Feb 15, 1992

It is the annual Buy Sophia New Shoes day, and Dorothy is forced to take her. Blanche also tags along, mentioning that it might be fun. Meanwhile, Uncle Angelo drops by and Rose is there. Since she is trying to find a good story to report on, she is more than happy to hear Angelo's story. Apparently, his apartment building is infested with huge bugs. When the ladies watch the news, Rose insists they watch the news story about the bugs. Dorothy then tells Rose she and Stan are the landlords. Rose then tells her she didn't realize there was a family side to the story. She won't give up on the story, and a minute later, the cops show up to arrest Dorothy. They have a trial, and Stan drops his attorney for a younger woman who knows nothing. The defense lawyer is unbeatable by giving compliments to the witnesses which makes them vulnerable to his advantage. Stan and Dorothy end up losing and are forced to live in a sleasy apartment building for a while.

Journey to the Center of Attention
24 min
E19

Journey to the Center of Attention

Feb 22, 1992

Blanche brings a lonely, Dorothy down to the Rusty Anchor for a night of excitement. However, Blanche, had no intention of being pushed off her thrown by Dorothy, who begins singing and instantly becomes the center of attention.

A Midwinter Night's Dream (1)
24 min
E20

A Midwinter Night's Dream (1)

Feb 29, 1992

A full moon on Leap Year, prompts Blanche to throw a Moonlight Madness Party. However, her plans of being ogled by men go drastically awry when Dorothy gets all of the attention. Meanwhile, Rose contemplates marrying Miles after winning a free honeymoon to Paris.

A Midwinter Night's Dream (2)
24 min
E21

A Midwinter Night's Dream (2)

Feb 29, 1992

The full moon and festivities prompt strange happenings including Blanche's jewelry being swiped, Sophia trying to break a curse and Dorothy and Miles sharing a passionate kiss.

Rose:  Portrait Of A Woman
24 min
E22

Rose: Portrait Of A Woman

Mar 07, 1992

It's Miles birthday and Rose is planning on giving him a golf club. However, Blanche gives her an idea that would spice up her relationship, naughty pictures. Meanwhile, Dorothy begins a new job.

Home Again, Rose (1)
24 min
E23

Home Again, Rose (1)

Apr 25, 1992

Rose is upset when she has missed her high school reunion due to being sick, so Blanche convinces her, Dorothy and Sophia to crash a reunion held in Miami, posing as absentees from that school. Dorothy goes as the lame prom queen Cindy Lou Peoples, Blanche is the seemingly slutty Susan, Rose is the Korean exchange student Kim FongToi and Sophia is Mrs. Gonzales. With that, the girls mingle with their "former" classmates, only to realize that their counterparts lives are as dull as theirs, however, when the girls are found out by the guests...Rose has a heart attack!

Home Again, Rose (2)
24 min
E24

Home Again, Rose (2)

May 02, 1992

While Rose undergoes severe surgery, the girls try to entertain themselves with fond memories and laughter, only for Rose's daughter Kirsten to walk in on them enjoying themselves! Kirsten is spiteful of them and does not allow them to visit Rose. Kirsten visits Rose, who is near knocked out, and try to have a conversation...very comically as poor Rose is not altogether. With Rose going into surgery, Kirsten reconciles with the worried girls. At last, Rose is released and they all throw a surprise welcome home party for our lovable St. Olafian!

One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (1)
24 min
E25

One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (1)

May 09, 1992

Blanche's uncle Lucas Hollingsworth is visiting but, to no surprise, Blanche is busy with a date. In order to be rid of his intrusion, Blanche tells Dorothy that he desperately wants to meet a woman of her intelligence. Dorothy agrees to see him but they both later learn that Blanche just lied to get rid of them and decide to get revenge by acting as though they're getting married, much to the dismay of Blanche. As a result, Rose decides she should move on to live with her daughter Kirsten to be the "Sophia of the household" as Blanche finally comes to terms with their idea to wed. Just as Lucas is about to reveal the truth, he decides to pop the question to Dorothy for real...

One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (2)
24 min
E26

One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest (2)

May 09, 1992

Dorothy accepts Lucas' proposal. The two plan to tie the knot two months later and on the way to the chapel, Dorothy takes a limo. However, this limo is driven by none other than Stanley Zbornak. The two share a rather comical but nonetheless touching moment together before arriving at the chapel. Down the aisle, along with Sophia, the girls think to themselves about the beautiful friendship they shared. Rose, Blanche and Sophia decide that the three of them should not depart and allow Dorothy on her way to Atlanta but she doesn't leave without sharing some final words with the girls...

Series Info

Status

Ended

Seasons

7

Episodes

180

Language

en

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