How Clean Is Your House?

May 21, 2003

James Hayward is a science teacher and his lab is a model of cleanliness, but at his place, it's a very different story. Since he moved into his flat, he's transformed it from a home to a hovel. Can this mucky professor turn his back on his dirty past?

May 28, 2003

Science technician Amanda Kinsey hates cleaning and has so many interests that she wouldn't have time to clear up even if she wanted to. She plays badminton, goes dancing, attends WeightWatchers, helps with her daughter's horse riding, and enjoys gardening. But daughter Hannah is not happy about the state of their home.

Jun 4, 2003

Father and son David and Nick Worboys live in a two-bedroom flat in Newcastle. David reckons the last time the flat had a decent clean was six years ago. Now at the end of their collective tethers, the pair have promised to maintain the flat once it's had a thorough clean.

Jun 11, 2003

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit the Ross-on-Wye home of the Williams family.

Jun 18, 2003

Janet moved into a virtually derelict house with her five kids and then built them each outhouses. Janet's revolt against housework came from her resentment at being forced to stay in and clean as a child and she gets extremely bad-tempered when she has to get the hoover or duster out, but Kim and Aggie won't let that stop them.

Jun 25, 2003

Kim and Aggie travel to a four-story townhouse near London Bridge - the tip that young professionals Tristan, Chris, and EJ call home. Can Kim and Aggie change their attitude to cleaning as well as the state of their house?

Jul 2, 2003

Caroline and Chris moved into their three-story house immediately after getting married. The house wasn't particularly clean and they never tackled the problem. If it was cleaned from top to bottom, Caroline and Chris think it would pave the way for them to start decorating properly.

Jul 9, 2003

The Le Bas family is more concerned with creativity and artistic expression than cleaning. Juliet's mother Amy, an ex-housekeeper, nominated the family because she believes they, and especially Juliet, would benefit from the knowledge Kim and Aggie have to offer.

Jul 16, 2003

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit the Glasgow home of Annie Macfarlane.

Jul 23, 2003

Nov 12, 2003

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Sevenoaks in Kent to spruce up the untidy home of a woman whose twin lives opposite her - in an immaculate house.

Nov 19, 2003

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Ramsgate in Kent to help Caroline Perkins, who despairs of keeping her home in order with four untidy males in the household.

Nov 26, 2003

Kim and Aggie are called to Nottingham to clean up for songwriter Corinne and her 11 birds, who enjoy an open-door policy on their cages, leaving a trail of guano-related destruction in their wake.

Dec 3, 2003

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie travel to Somerset to help horse owner Jenny Brockway and her daughter Abi. Jenny takes good care of her animals' living quarters, spending three hours a day cleaning out the stables - but her own house has not been tidied for 14 years.

Dec 10, 2003

Full-time musician Leon has lived in the same house all his life. The place hasn't had a thorough clean or been redecorated while he's owned it and Leon has never learned how to do it himself. After watching How Clean Is Your House?, Leon bought vinegar and baking soda but isn't quite sure what to do with them. Can Kim and Aggie help Leon achieve a home fit for a king?

Dec 24, 2003

Kim and Aggie visit St Albans, where Lesley Walker is under siege from her four kids and husband John. Things have got so bad that 16-year-old Hadley has moved into a caravan...

Dec 31, 2003

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie don their rubber gloves and head for Glasgow to get to work on homeowner Alistair Eggo's severe domestic problems.

Apr 28, 2004

There are some very unwelcome surprises in store for Kim Woodburn and Aggie Mackenzie when they visit the filthy Fletcher family from Leeds. Could it be time for this untidy clan to start scrubbing and sweeping in an attempt to cleanse their horrible home?

May 5, 2004

Marc Bangs is a respectable computer programmer by day, but by night he's a dirty little elf who spends hours playing fantasy games on his computer, while the mess builds up all around him. Kim and Aggie travel to Milton Keynes to slay his dirt demons.

May 12, 2004

Crossword fanatic Rosy Lovelady hasn't cleaned her filthy flat for 24 years. She spends all her time pondering puzzles rather than solving her hygiene problems and it's a safe bet that Kim Woodburn and Aggie Mackenzie will have some cross words of their own for her.

May 19, 2004

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Newcastle to oversee a verbal sparring contest between a man and his daughter. The pair are constantly locked in a battle over who should do the cleaning, resulting in nothing getting done.

May 26, 2004

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Clitheroe in Lancashire to meet Julie Holden, who claims she is too busy studying to tidy up. The duo set out to encourage her to swap the books for a duster.

Jun 2, 2004

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie come to the rescue of Jaki Rance and her family in south-east London, scrubbing their home from top to bottom and dispensing advice along the way.

Jun 9, 2004

Takeaway king Ting Wong has let his household hygiene spiral out of control. His lounge is littered with mouldy evidence of his fast food addiction. Kim and Aggie head to Essex to right his cleaning wrongs.

Jun 16, 2004

Cleaning experts Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Telford to help spruce up the home of Tina and Tony Jefferies, and their six tearaway children.

Jun 23, 2004

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie head for Eaglesham in East Renfrewshire to clean up the home of country music lover Linda Spiers, who allows her five cats to roam freely around the house.

Jun 30, 2004

The pair climb aboard a chaotic houseboat whose captain has failed to keep it clean and tidy. With limited space and clutter spilling out of every cupboard on the three-storey vessel, Kim and Aggie have their hands full to make the floating home ship-shape for the Watsham family.

Jul 7, 2004

Cleaning duo Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit Newquay, Cornwall, to clean out the home of surfer Jagger Short, who would much rather be out on his board than dealing with his filthy kitchen.

Jun 29, 2005

Special edition of How Clean Is Your House? with Kim and Aggie paying a visit to Francis and Kishanda Fulford, owners of the grand 50-room Great Fulford estate. With four boisterous children, three molly coddled Labradors and two Shetland ponies running wild in this mucky pile, Kim and Aggie need to pull out all the stops to bring this grimy palace back to its former glory. It's not just the rugs and walls that need cleaning up; Francis lives up to his foul-mouthed reputation and, as he comes to blows with Kim and Aggie, the air frequently turns blue. Francis and Kishanda hope to host a glamorous drinks party to celebrate their new sparkling homestead.

Jul 20, 2005

Tip worker Bob Harnett Williams has a nasty habit of taking his work home with him. Queens of Clean Kim Woodburn and Aggie Mackenzie are used to dirt and smells, but nothing could have prepared them for the pong caused by over four tonnes of rubbish that they find in Bob's house.

Jul 27, 2005

Tiggi and Lee Brooks share their house in Clacton-on-Sea with their two children and an array of animals including a lobster, a puffer fish and a tarantula. The walls are covered in soot and dust and the entire house is carpeted with dirty laundry. Kim and Aggie have their work cut out as they attempt to bring these Essex filth offenders and their various exotic pets to task.

Aug 3, 2005

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit a full-to-bursting three-bedroom house in Epsom, Surrey, where three generations of the Gray family live in untidy conditions surrounded by a menagerie of animals. To make their task more difficult, mum Penny and dad Carl are environmentalists, so the cleaning duo must dispense with commercial cleaning products and make do with home-grown remedies and natural cures.

Aug 17, 2005

The experts turn their attention to two long-distance lorry drivers who spend months away from their west London home and have not lifted a finger to clean it for 13 years. The situation is exacerbated by their three dogs, but the pair refuse to believe their dirty dwelling might be damaging their health.

Aug 24, 2005

Retired social worker Dick Blackburn spent his entire life helping others; now he accepts that he might need a bit of help himself. Living by the Suffolk coast, Dick has drifted into a mucky mess over the past 20 years.

Aug 31, 2005

Valerie Pointer is a laid-back hippy chick who loves to spend her time at festivals and demonstrations. But her daughter Lucy is sick of her chilled-out ways. The family home is dusty beyond belief, cluttered with memorabilia from music festivals and has dirty underwear in the kitchen. Kim and Aggie join forces with Lucy in the hope that they can make Mum see the error of her ways.

Sep 7, 2005

Phyllis Gorlick-King is an art dealer. Her Kensington home is filled with pieces she has collected, but the antiques are piled high with dust and the floors are grimy and greasy. Kim and Aggie try to convince this grand dame that it's fitting for a lady to do her own cleaning.

Sep 14, 2005

Susan Clark Wilson and her son Peter share their London home with a wide range of creepy crawlies. The state of the house is affecting Susan's social life. She was once renowned for her dazzling dinner parties but is now too ashamed to invite people over. And Peter's disgusting bedroom is in such a state that his mother refuses to go in.

Sep 21, 2005

Kim and Aggie come to the aid of a Midlands family of four who haven't even unpacked their bags since moving in. This is by far one of the messiest homes featured since the start of the series.

Sep 28, 2005

Former hippy Philippa Bowles lives with her four young children in Surrey. Kim Woodburn and Aggie Mackenzie are horrified to discover that this hippy commune hasn't been dusted in years and the cooker is one of the worst they've ever seen.

Sep 6, 2006

Ann and Adam Massingham's farm is a happy, busy affair: a tumbledown country retreat in which chickens roam, geese loiter and a goat called Charity struts around the outhouse like an Edwardian duchess. Unfortunately, that's where the fairy tale ends. For although the Massinghams' farm is a delightful agrarian idyll, their house is an absolute ruddy disgrace. There's hay in the bedroom, fungus on the windowsills and some sort of dungbased growth on the kitchen floor. Naturally, Kim and Aggie are appalled. "I'm appalled!" honks Aggie, scowling at a mug with black stuff in it. "Dirty beggars!" agrees Kim, as she extracts a cobweb the size of Kent from the sofa. It's a delightfully warm-hearted start to the domestic taskmistresses' latest series. With stentorian disapproval swiftly supplanted by cheery encouragement, the results are so dazzling that even Charity seems stirred.

Sep 13, 2006

Kim and Aggie catch up with pensioner Pat Crothers. When they first met Pat, a series of bereavements had left her devastated and the more she hoarded the harder it became to clean. When the Cleaning Queens left, Pat needed to change the habits of a lifetime if she was to stay on top of things. Now she's asked Kim and Aggie for some more cleaning advice. Is this a sign that she's embraced a new way of life?

Sep 20, 2006

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie help single mum Nooska Mullins, who juggles nightshifts as a carer with teacher-training at the expense of her housework, much to the disgust of her clean-freak son Connor.

Sep 27, 2006

Kim and Aggie tackle professional dog walker James Grieve, whose London flat is in line for some serious elbow grease.

Oct 4, 2006

Painter Jacqueline Jones may well live for her art, but sadly her house suffers for it, with a cat who exhibits her own poo-based creations. Can Kim and Aggie reform both filth offenders?

Oct 11, 2006

Donna and David Burton adore family life, and with little Sian in the house no one can blame them, but their home is suffering badly. With baby number two just weeks away, Kim and Aggie have a tight deadline to teach these parents their ABC of good cleaning.

Oct 18, 2006

Meryl Gaskin hasn't been able to get into her lounge for two years because she filled her empty nest with junk. Kim and Aggie love a challenge, but is this empty nest going to send them cuckoo?

Oct 25, 2006

Queens of Clean Kim and Aggie visit Glynis Horton and her teenage son Aaron in their grubby Peterborough flat.

Nov 1, 2006

Carys Hughes spends all day cleaning at work, which perhaps explains why her own house is so filthy.

Nov 8, 2006

Horse-mad Margaret and James Holland tighten the reins on their jam-packed home, which has become so cluttered that it's now an obstacle course for James, who's blind. Kim and Aggie are chomping at the bit to teach them both to be as house-proud as they are horse-proud.

Nov 15, 2006

Michelle Jay lives in a maisonette in Kennington, south London, and spends her evenings singing karaoke in bars. Her musty maisonette is by no means glamorous, with dust and dirt lining every surface. Can Kim and Aggie convince the singing sensation that she must take responsibility for her living conditions?

Nov 22, 2006

The Phrew family love amateur dramatics so much they've turned their terraced house into a horror set. Dad Frank has been battling alone against the chaos but, finally, now mum Carolyn wants a fresh life with a fresher home too. Can Kim and Aggie get them to learn a new script?

May 17, 2007

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit the Cornwall home of David and Angela May.

May 24, 2007

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie answer a cry for help from the Doggett family, who are still dealing with a personal tragedy. Nigel Doggett died suddenly, leaving behind a devastated wife and four children. It's no surprise that housework has fallen off the radar. Kim and Aggie arrive to a spotless downstairs, but upstairs chaos reigns...

May 31, 2007

In this special episode, Kim and Aggie are on the case of a different kind of filthy beggar: the rat. Tower Hamlets council has asked them to back up their rat-catching efforts. Kim and Aggie talk to the experts to find out about the scale of the rat problem across the country and learn all they need to know to tackle the enemy by getting up close and very personal with these rodents.

Jun 7, 2007

Kim and Aggie come to the rescue of a bride-to-be who wants to leave from a spotless family home on her wedding day, rather than the family hovel!

Jun 14, 2007

Radio DJ Vicky Richardson is hot on music but not even lukewarm on housework. Britain's cleaning queens Kim Woodburn and Aggie Mackenzie take this grime offender back to school to teach her the basics of domestic management.

Jun 21, 2007

Wild West enthusiasts the Adams family from the Isle of Wight are too busy shooting up the town to clean up their house. But they face their own High Noon when Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie head them off at the pass.

Jun 28, 2007

Daniel Westley loves to build and launch rockets, but while his hobby is explosive, his love life's a damp squib. His toxic bachelor pad is the main problem, so his family has called in the nation's cleaning queens to give him a rocket up the backside.

Jul 5, 2007

Marylyn Springham says she's allergic... to house work. She suffers from asthma and says cleaning isn't good for her health, but the state of her house isn't good for anyone. Particularly her two-and-a-half-year-old grandson Patrick, who's never been allowed inside. Now, Marylyn wants to be like any other granny and have her grandson over to stay, but it's going to take the mother of all cleaning makeovers to sort this place out.

Jul 12, 2007

Barney Brooks is a bit of a joker but his home is no laughing matter. He lives in a beautiful old cottage in Anglesey but inside it's blighted by piles of mechanical miscellanea. He even parks his favourite vintage car in the dining room. But Barney's partner Debbie is pregnant, and in despair she's contacted Kim and Aggie.

Jul 19, 2007

When 51-year-old Dave Foot divorced and bought his house in Dorset, it was to mark a fresh start. Fifteen years on there's nothing fresh about this home! Dave co-exists with mountains of dust and detritus. Piles of cigarette butts choke the living room, while the kitchen has its own bacterial micro-system. He's now ready to meet a mate. In desperation he calls in the nation's Cleaning Queens Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie.

Jul 26, 2007

Getting ready for school is a treasure hunt in the McCrory household in Chesham. With mountains of clothes and clutter, just tracking down a school tie is tiresome. Cue the country's top grime-busters, Kim and Aggie.

Aug 2, 2007

Aug 13, 2009

The Queens of Clean pay a visit to 44-year-old Glaswegian Scott, who runs a miniature racing cars business in the middle of his front room.

Aug 20, 2009

The grime-busting duo visits Texan charity worker Melinda, whose dirty London home has created a rift with her grown-up daughter Natalie.

Aug 27, 2009

The grime-busting duo head to Aldershot to assist a feisty French woman with a cluttered home and an obsession with car boot sales.

Sep 3, 2009

The grime-busting duo head to north London to take on the filthy home of a former thespian. Charming 73-year-old Timothy pleads with the queens of clean to save him from the madness of his mucky home.

Sep 10, 2009

The ladies have their work cut out for them when they head to Bognor Regis to tackle a filthy student house. Long-suffering Hannah has called in Kim and Aggie to help her sort out her messy housemates Adam, Pete, and Dave.

Sep 17, 2009

In Hull, Margaret has let her love for pretty things take over her home, turning it into a clutter-filled nightmare.

Sep 24, 2009

Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie visit an east London man whose home has not been cleaned for more than 20 years. Splitting his time between voluntary work and visiting his temple, the housework has been so neglected that he will not even use his own toilet. The duo also takes to the streets to offer valuable tips to the locals.

Sep 24, 2009

A part-time housekeeper from Birkenhead has not given her own home a thorough cleaning since her mother died 15 years ago. Kim Woodburn and Aggie MacKenzie head to the Wirral to save the day, and the locals find out what could be lurking in the average toothbrush.