MonsterVision

Jun 28, 1996

Bizarre experiences and terrible nightmares plague a cartoonist who lost a hand in a fateful car accident. The hand is not found at the scene of the accident, but soon returns to murder anyone who angers its owner.

Jun 28, 1996

Professor Bernard Quatermass' manned rocket ship returns to Earth, but two of the astronauts are missing and the survivor seems ill and unable to communicate.

Jul 5, 1996

Local legend tells of a ship lured on to the rocks of Antonio Bay being enveloped by a supernatural cloud as it sank; the myth says that when this mysterious fog returns, the victims will rise up from the depths seeking vengeance.

Jul 5, 1996

A doctor finds a jungle laboratory, complete with mad scientist and genetic engineering experiments.

Jul 12, 1996

For reasons unknown, the recently deceased are rising from the grave as flesh-hungry zombies. Fleeing from the undead horde, a small group of survivors, including Barbara (Patricia Tallman), Ben (Tony Todd) and Harry (Tom Towles), sequester themselves in a remote farmhouse. With the zombies outside the house multiplying, tensions flare, as the group argues over the best way to escape their increasingly dire situation before they are overrun completely.

Jul 12, 1996

A seemingly friendly farmer and his sister kidnap unsuspecting travelers and bury them alive, using them to create the "special meat" they are famous for.

Jul 19, 1996

A seeker named Dogen rescues Dhyana after her father is murdered by the evil Jared-Syn. To avenge her father's death, Dogen must find Jared-Syn's hideout in the mysterious "Lost City", but the only person who knows where it is an aging, burned-out seeker named Rhodes. Along the way, they will need to do battle against the hunter Baal and his Cyclopean minions for engaging Jared-Syn in a final encounter.

Jul 19, 1996

A police officer in the future uncovers the deadly secret behind a society that worships youth.

Jul 26, 1996

A troubled family move to an isolated house, and find and adopt a couple of cats already in residence. These are not the only occupants however...

Jul 26, 1996

A young woman gets raped by a mysterious man-creature, and years later her son begins a horrific transformation into a similar beast.

Aug 2, 1996

When Fool breaks into the home of his family's landlords, he discovers that they have mutilated several boys and kept them imprisoned under stairs. As Fool attempts to flee, he meets their daughter, Alice. Can Fool and Alice escape?

Aug 2, 1996

After a violent incident with a special chemical, a research scientist is turned into a swamp plant monster.

Aug 9, 1996

In a post-apocalyptic America, She, a fierce warrior who leads a women's cult, teams up with two brothers searching for their kidnapped sister. They come across weird cults before standing against the odds to defeat the evil Norks.

Aug 9, 1996

A lone warrior nicknamed Deathstalker is sent by a witch on a quest to find a sword, a chalice, and an amulet, two of which are held by the wicked king and sorcerer, Munkar.

Aug 16, 1996

A cowboy named Tuck Kirby seeks fame and fortune by capturing an Allosaurus living in a Mexican valley and putting it in a wild west show. His star attraction, called the Gwangi, turns out to have an aversion to being shown in public.

Aug 16, 1996

The earliest atomic tests in New Mexico cause common ants to mutate into giant man-eating monsters that threaten civilization.

Aug 23, 1996

After his friend is killed by her abusive father, the new kid in town attempts to save her by implanting a robotic microchip into her brain.

Aug 23, 1996

Vivian has magic powers. She doesn't hesitate to save her boyfriend David from failing in school by murdering teachers. However, David has gotten tired of her and is putting his charm on a new girl in school, Robin. Robin discovers that she also has magic powers, and it comes to a mental showdown between the two women over David.

Aug 30, 1996

A nightmarish futuristic fantasy about the controlling power of big corporations and an innocent cop who stumbles on the truth.

Aug 30, 1996

A documentary-style drama about the "Fouke Monster", a Bigfoot-type creature that has been sighted in and around Fouke, Arkansas since the 1950s.

Sep 6, 1996

Terrorists with an indestructible robot take over a high-rise hospital in order to kidnap the president's daughter.

Sep 6, 1996

In Italy, during World War II some American soldiers find an alien UFO.

Sep 13, 1996

A group of teenage camp counselors attempt to re-open an abandoned summer camp with a tragic past, but they are stalked by a mysterious, relentless killer.

Sep 13, 1996

Five years after the events of the first film, a summer camp next to the infamous Camp Crystal Lake is preparing to open, but the legend of Jason is weighing heavy on the proceedings.

Sep 20, 1996

A novelist and a young horror fan attempt to save a small New England town which has been invaded by vampires.

Sep 27, 1996

H.G. Wells pursues Jack the Ripper to the 20th Century when the serial murderer uses the future writer's time machine to escape his time period.

Sep 27, 1996

Scott McKenzie, a history professor, becomes involved with two time travelers from the year 2586 after making a discovery in an old photograph from 1886.

Oct 4, 1996

A sword-and-sorcery fantasy about a young man's search for revenge. Armed with supernatural powers, the handsome hero and his animal allies wage war against marauding forces.

Oct 4, 1996

Dar is a warrior who can talk to the beasts. He is forced to travel to Earth to stop his evil brother from stealing an atomic bomb and turning their native land from a desert into, well - a desert.

Oct 11, 1996

When strange seeds drift to earth from space, mysterious pods begin to grow and invade San Francisco, replicating the city's residents one body at a time.

Oct 11, 1996

An invisible demon in the cargo hold of a jet airliner terrorizes the passengers.

Oct 18, 1996

When an alien spacecraft of enormous power is spotted approaching Earth, Admiral James T. Kirk resumes command of the overhauled USS Enterprise in order to intercept it.

Oct 25, 1996

Kids all over America want Silver Shamrock masks for Halloween. Doctor Daniel Challis seeks to uncover a plot by Silver Shamrock owner Conal Cochran.

Oct 25, 1996

A family moves into a large old mansion in the countryside which seems to have a mysterious and sinister power over its new residents.

Oct 31, 1996

A family's home is haunted by a host of demonic ghosts.

Oct 31, 1996

The Freeling family have a new house, but their troubles with supernatural forces don't seem to be over.

Oct 31, 1996

Carol Anne is staying with her aunt in a high-rise building, where the supernatural forces haunting her make their return.

Nov 1, 1996

In this remake of the 1933 classic, an oil company expedition disturbs the peace of a giant ape and brings him back to New York to exploit him.

Nov 8, 1996

Giant mutant rabbits terrorize the south-west.

Nov 15, 1996

A telepathic mutant recruits a post-World War III TV game-show warrior to lead her band of mutants to safety.

Nov 15, 1996

A mysterious martial artist is going around and killing martial arts masters with his unique style, Tiger Claw. Two police detectives, who're also martial arts experts, use unorthodox methods to track down the serial killer.

Nov 22, 1996

A creature of demonic nature, too hideous to have a name, once again terrorizes the college kids that summoned it.

Nov 22, 1996

A nomad mercenary on a high-tech motorcycle helps bring about the downfall of the evil Orwellian government, the Omega.

Nov 29, 1996

A young man inadvertently breaks three important rules concerning his new pet and unleashes a horde of malevolently mischievous monsters on a small town.

Nov 29, 1996

Ex-Green Beret hapkido expert saves wild horses from being slaughtered for dog food and helps protect a desert "freedom school" for runaways.

Dec 6, 1996

The fearless warrior Red Sonja sets out to avenge her family's murder and rid her kingdom from the tyrannical rule of evil Queen Gedren.

Dec 6, 1996

This documentary puts forth the theory that UFOs are actually beings from another dimension, and reviews past incidents of UFO sightings in support of that theory.

Dec 13, 1996

When a recently divorced mother and her two teenage boys move to a coastal town to stay with her father, it doesn't take long for the brothers to realize the area is a haven for something much more sinister than party-going surfers.

Dec 13, 1996

Jason Voorhees stalks a group of friends who have just arrived to spend the weekend at a cabin near Crystal Lake.

Dec 20, 1996

A nerdy florist finds his chance for success and romance with the help of a giant man-eating plant who demands to be fed.

Dec 20, 1996

The Bandit goes on another cross-country run, transporting an elephant from Florida to Texas. And, once again, Sheriff Buford T. Justice is on his tail.

Dec 27, 1996

A vampire attacks a horror author on the street and then invites him to a nearby club as a gesture of gratitude, which turns out to be a meeting place for assorted creatures of the night. The vampire then regales him with three stories, each interspersed with musical performances at the club.

Dec 27, 1996

A noted professor and his dim-witted apprentice fall prey to their inquiring vampires, while on the trail of the ominous damsel in distress.

Jan 3, 1997

A brilliant but eccentric scientist begins to transform into a giant man/fly hybrid after one of his experiments goes horribly wrong.

Scott plays hoops for a local high school basketball team before turning into a wolf.

Mar 7, 1997

Jan 17, 1997

A Shakespearean actor takes poetic revenge on the critics who denied him recognition.

Jan 24, 1997

An active volcano threatens a south Pacific island resort and its guests as a power struggle ensues between the property's developer and a drilling foreman.

Jan 26, 1997

After his friend is killed by her abusive father, the new kid in town attempts to save her by implanting a robotic microchip into her brain.

Feb 14, 1997

A madman (Harvey Keitel) and his shiny robot chase a May-December couple (Farrah Fawcett, Kirk Douglas) doing food research on Saturn's third moon.

Feb 21, 1997

A group of scientists have developed the Resonator, a machine which allows whoever is within range to see beyond normal perceptible reality. But when the experiment succeeds, they are immediately attacked by terrible life forms.

Feb 21, 1997

A crime lord hires black private eye, John Shaft, to find and retrieve his kidnapped daughter.

Feb 28, 1997

Eric is a secret agent currently working as a security guard for senator Dilly. The senator is the main advocate for a new kind of police officer: the Tracker, a perfect and nearly invulnerable android. When Eric realizes that senator Dilly is playing dirty games, he does not only have Dilly's security chief Ross after him, but also those nearly undefeatable Trackers.

Apr 4, 1997

A team of commandos on a mission in a Central American jungle find themselves hunted by an extraterrestrial warrior.

Apr 4, 1997

An April Fools' prank returns to haunt Doddsville High's alumni when they attend a reunion at their abandoned school.

Apr 11, 1997

A genetically engineered dog escapes from the science facility where it was created. A family takes it in unaware of its deadly instincts which soon emerge. The scientist who created the dog tries to find it before its too late.

Apr 11, 1997

When Tony and Tyan-Hwa fall in love, they tip the balance of power in New York's Little Italy and Chinatown. The forbidden romance between an Italian boy and a Chinese girl starts a tragic conflict between ethnic gangs.

May 2, 1997

In a post-apocalyptic America, She, a fierce warrior who leads a women's cult, teams up with two brothers searching for their kidnapped sister. They come across weird cults before standing against the odds to defeat the evil Norks.

May 23, 1997

A nightmarish futuristic fantasy about the controlling power of big corporations and an innocent cop who stumbles on the truth.

Jun 7, 1997

After investigating a mysterious transmission of unknown origin, the crew of a commercial spacecraft encounters a deadly lifeform.

Dec 26, 1997

In 1973, the first manned expedition to Mars is marooned; by the time a rescue mission arrives, there is only one survivor: the leader, Col. Edward Carruthers, who appears to have murdered the others! According to Carruthers, an unknown life form killed his comrades during a sandstorm. But the skeptical rescuers little suspect that "it" has stowed away for the voyage back to Earth...

Jul 5, 1997

When the country of sardun need help defending itself from its neighbor country, it seeks out the super secret millitary team megaforce. When the team deploys and defeats the enemy's army they discover they did too good of a job, and now they could start a war.

Jul 5, 1997

A nomad mercenary on a high-tech motorcycle helps bring about the downfall of the evil Orwellian government, the Omega.

Jul 12, 1997

During the unstoppable alien invasion of 2022, one man flees through a wormhole to 1992 in hope of changing the future. But attempt after attempt is made by someone there to catch and kill him.

Jul 12, 1997

Two New York City cops, Billy Wong and Danny Garoni, head to Hong Kong after the daughter of a rich businessman is kidnapped by the drug lord, Mr. Ko.

Jul 26, 1997

As the result of a corrupt businessman's illegal toxic waste dumping, a small desert town is beset by a deadly swarm of huge bloodthirsty mutant mosquitoes!

Jul 26, 1997

About a retired New York cop on Vacation in America's West who is drawn into a female sheriff's investigation of a mysterious series of cattle killings.

Aug 9, 1997

Sanna escapes being sacrificed and meets Tara. Together, they live in a seaside tribe that worships the Sun God and survive the dangers of the creatures from the Mesozoic Era.

Aug 23, 1997

Curious kids unearth the barrels that previously helped revive the dead, which proves the second time's an undead charm.

Sep 6, 1997

A serial killer known as "The Sandman" is resurrected by a voodoo priest into a body made of sand. To keep his new body, he must track down and kill the one victim who escaped him seventeen years before.

Sep 6, 1997

In the sci-fi thriller The Philadelphia Experiment the sole survivor of a wartime experiment is catapulted 41 years into the future and must race to save the world as we know it. It's now 10 years later--1993.

Sep 13, 1997

Returning from LV-426, Ellen Ripley crash-lands on the maximum-security prison Fiorina 161, where she discovers that she has unwittingly brought along an unwelcome visitor.

Sep 13, 1997

In the 41st century, an astronaut partakes in sexy misadventures while seeking to stop an evil scientist who threatens to bring evil back into the galaxy.

Sep 20, 1997

In a post-apocalyptic world, a warrior wandering through the desert comes upon a group of settlers who are being menaced by the leader of a murderous gang who's after the water they control.

Sep 27, 1997

A young man and his girlfriend move into an old mansion home, where he becomes possessed by a desire to control ancient demons.

Sep 27, 1997

A wealthy San Francisco socialite pursues a potential boyfriend to a small Northern California town that slowly takes a turn for the bizarre when birds of all kinds suddenly begin to attack people.

Oct 4, 1997

A wicked troll king in search of a mystical ring that will transform him to human form invades a San Francisco apartment complex where a powerful witch lives.

Oct 4, 1997

A gruff bounty hunter travels back in time to 1980s Los Angeles to stop a twisted criminal who can transform people into zombie-like creatures.

Oct 11, 1997

A dying serial killer transfers his consciousness into a popular kids doll using voodoo. A struggling single mother gifts her six-year-old son the much sought-after doll for his birthday, and the doll slowly begins to show its true colors.

Oct 18, 1997

In an alternate futuristic society, a tough female police detective is paired with a talking dinosaur to find the killer of dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals leading them to a mad scientist bent on creating a new Armageddon.

Nov 15, 1997

When the first manned flight to Mars is deemed unsafe and scrubbed on the launch pad, anxious authorities must scramble to save face and retain their funding - and so an unthinkable plot to fake the mission is hatched.

Dec 13, 1997

When a group of trespassing seniors swim in a pool containing alien cocoons, they find themselves energized with youthful vigor.

Dec 20, 1997

After being mortally wounded and taken to the morgue, murderer Jason Voorhees spontaneously revives and embarks on a killing spree as he makes his way back to his home at Camp Crystal Lake.

Jan 3, 1998

A young married couple and their daughter are terrorized by a pride of ferocious feral felines

Feb 7, 1998

An ordinary high school student discovers that his family has an unusual pedigree.

Apr 4, 1998

An epidemic of monster babies sweeps across America.

Apr 4, 1998

The father (Michael Moriarty) of a monster baby goes where it and others like it have been banished by the state.

May 2, 1998

May 2, 1998

A couple fall in love despite the girl's pessimistic outlook. As they struggle to come to terms with their relationship, something supernatural happens that tests it.

May 30, 1998

Sanna escapes being sacrificed and meets Tara. Together, they live in a seaside tribe that worships the Sun God and survive the dangers of the creatures from the Mesozoic Era.

May 30, 1998

Jungle guide David is kidnapped by a tribe of natives who want to sacrifice him to their white rhino god. Just as he is about to be killed, however, he is thrown backwards in time to a kingdom of brunette women and their blonde slaves.

Jun 6, 1998

A former CIA agent uses the talents of a young psychic to help retrieve his telekinetic son from a shadowy secret government agency.

Jun 13, 1998

A young boy living in 1950s suburbia suspects that his parents are cannibalistic murderers.

Jun 16, 1998

Although Jason works as a department store clerk, he is also a reincarnated prince. Long ago, his beloved Jessie was snatched away from him by an evil wizard who used his powers to transform her into wooden statue. Now Jessie is in Jason's department store as a mannequin. When he encounters her, she awakens from her thousand-year sleep. They quickly revive their romance, but the evil wizard has been reincarnated as well, and he's up to no good.

Jun 20, 1998

A young woman is sexually assaulted by a mysterious figure in the woods near a small town while traveling at night with her husband. 17 years later, their son slowly begins a horrific bodily transformation into something monstrous.

Jun 27, 1998

A hunter squares off against a killer whale seeking vengeance for the death of its mate.

Jul 25, 1998

A homeless man is hired as a survival guide for a group of wealthy businessmen on a hunting trip in the mountains, unaware that they are killers who hunt humans for sport, and that he is their new prey.

Aug 8, 1998

A lone drifter stumbles upon a harrowing discovery -- a unique pair of sunglasses that reveals that aliens are systematically gaining control of the Earth by masquerading as humans and lulling the public into submission. With special guest "Rowdy" Roddy Piper.

Aug 8, 1998

Two police officers discover an island laboratory where a madwoman is turning martial artists into superkillers.

Aug 15, 1998

A seductive teen befriends an introverted high school student and schemes her way into the lives of her wealthy family.

Aug 15, 1998

A young and naive college art student becomes obsessed with assuming the identity and personality of a departed coed who used to live in her room, and in so doing causes complications that result in two men, a student and her art professor, lusting after her.

Aug 29, 1998

A seemingly friendly farmer and his sister kidnap unsuspecting travelers and bury them alive, using them to create the "special meat" they are famous for.

Aug 29, 1998

Curious kids unearth the barrels that previously helped revive the dead, which proves the second time's an undead charm.

Sep 5, 1998

An 18-year-old college freshman is seduced by a handsome vampire lover who introduces her to a dark world of carnal desires.

Sep 19, 1998

When a young female doctor notices an unnatural amount of comas occurring in her hospital she uncovers a horrible conspiracy.

Dec 26, 1998

A wax museum owner uses his horror exhibits to unleash evil on the world.

Oct 3, 1998

The big ape receives a heart transplant and runs off with his blood donor, a she-ape having his baby.

Oct 17, 1998

Four horror and science fiction segments, directed by four famous directors, each of them being a new version of a classic story from Rod Serling's landmark television series

Oct 24, 1998

The Davises are expecting a baby, which turns out to be a monster with a nasty habit of killing people whenever it is scared. And it is easily scared.

Oct 31, 1998

A group of camp counselors are stalked and murdered by an unknown assailant while trying to reopen a summer camp which, years before, was the site of a child's drowning. Joe Bob hosts a dusk-to-dawn Friday the 13th marathon, featuring Friday the 13th (1980), Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981), Friday the 13th Part III, (1982), Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) and Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986). Meanwhile Joe Bob receives death threats from a disgruntled fan as members of the crew disappear one by one.

Oct 31, 1998

Five years after the horrible bloodbath at Camp Crystal Lake, it seems Jason Voorhees and his demented mother are in the past. Paul opens up a new camp close to the infamous site, ignoring warnings to stay away, and a sexually-charged group of counselors follow -- including child psychologist major Ginny. But Jason has been hiding out all this time, and now he's ready for revenge. Joe Bob hosts a dusk-to-dawn Friday the 13th marathon, featuring Friday the 13th (1980), Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981), Friday the 13th Part III, (1982), Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) and Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986). Meanwhile Joe Bob receives death threats from a disgruntled fan as members of the crew disappear one by one.

Oct 31, 1998

An idyllic summer turns into a nightmare of unspeakable terror for yet another group of naïve counselors. Ignoring Camp Crystal Lake's bloody legacy, one by one they fall victim to the maniacal Jason who stalks them at every turn. Joe Bob hosts a dusk-to-dawn Friday the 13th marathon, featuring Friday the 13th (1980), Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981), Friday the 13th Part III, (1982), Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) and Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986). Meanwhile Joe Bob receives death threats from a disgruntled fan as members of the crew disappear one by one.

Oct 31, 1998

Homicidal maniac Jason returns from the grave to cause more bloody mayhem. Young Tommy may have escaped from Crystal Lake, but he’s still haunted by the gruesome events that happened there. When gory murders start happening at the secluded halfway house for troubled teens where he now lives, it seems like his nightmarish nemesis, Jason, is back for more sadistic slaughters. Joe Bob hosts a dusk-to-dawn Friday the 13th marathon, featuring Friday the 13th (1980), Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981), Friday the 13th Part III, (1982), Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) and Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986). Meanwhile Joe Bob receives death threats from a disgruntled fan as members of the crew disappear one by one.

Oct 31, 1998

Tommy Jarvis goes to the graveyard to get rid of Jason Voorhees' body once and for all, but inadvertently brings him back to life instead. The newly revived killer once again seeks revenge, and Tommy may be the only one who can defeat him. Joe Bob hosts a dusk-to-dawn Friday the 13th marathon, featuring Friday the 13th (1980), Friday the 13th Part 2 (1981), Friday the 13th Part III, (1982), Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) and Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986). Meanwhile Joe Bob receives death threats from a disgruntled fan as members of the crew disappear one by one.

Nov 7, 1998

Part Four - The Final Chapter

Nov 7, 1998

The life of a disc jockey is turned upside down after a romantic encounter with an obsessed fan.

Dec 12, 1998

A nice guy has just moved to New York and discovers that he must share his run-down apartment with a couple thousand singing, dancing cockroaches.

Dec 12, 1998

A troubled young man is drawn to a mythical place called Midian where a variety of friendly monsters are hiding from humanity. Meanwhile, a sadistic serial killer is looking for a patsy.

Dec 19, 1998

A couple of alien slavers disguised as cowboys arrive to Earth and open up an E.T. pet shop in a small desert town where FBI hides witnesses against the mob to kidnap human children and sell them off at alien slave auctions.

Dec 26, 1998

Two adults and a juvenile break into a house occupied by a brother and sister and their stolen children. There, they must fight for their lives.

Jan 2, 1999

A group of people tries to survive when machines start to come alive and become homicidal.

Jan 9, 1999

Abby Quinn is eagerly awaiting childbirth but is haunted by dreams in which she miscarries. When she decides to rent a room to a mysterious stranger, she releases a chain of events that will unleash the end of humanity.

Jan 16, 1999

Special Agent Rafferty is thrown into a maelstrom of action and intrigue when he identifies a mysterious alien race who are on a mission to invade Earth.

Jan 23, 1999

A big city reporter travels to a small town where her mother has been arrested for the murder of an elderly woman for whom she worked as a housekeeper.

Jan 23, 1999

After the death of her mother, a teenage girl is faced with bizarre supernatural occurrences when her mother's estranged sister arrives and begins to infiltrate her and her father's lives.

Feb 6, 1999

Mike, after his release from a psychiatric hospital, teams up with his old pal Reggie to hunt down the Tall Man, who is at it again. A mysterious, beautiful girl has also become part of Mike's dreams, and they must find her before the Tall Man does.

Mar 13, 1999

A young man discovers a mechanical device that merges with his own body, turning him into a cyborg superhero. When strange creatures start appearing, trying to take the device back, he begins to uncover a secret plot to genetically engineer terrifying monsters.

Apr 3, 1999

A family's home is haunted by a host of demonic ghosts.

May 1, 1999

When two bumbling employees at a medical supply warehouse accidentally release a deadly gas into the air, the vapors cause the dead to rise again as zombies.

May 22, 1999

Two scientists who are hopeless with the opposite sex experiment with a substance that makes them irresistible to anyone who hears them speak.

May 22, 1999

An anthropologist goes to Haiti to research a drug that makes someone appear dead by suspending all vital signs.

Jun 19, 1999

A group of people try to survive when machines start to come alive and become homicidal.

Jun 26, 1999

This time, a new baby is on the way, and it's a girl. Wrapped together with the standard conflict between mother and father, Mikey engages in a bit of sibling rivalry with his new sister.

Jul 17, 1999

Jake Blues, just released from prison, puts together his old band to save the Catholic home where he and his brother Elwood were raised. Joe Bob's Summer School: Pop Culture 201

Jul 17, 1999

When eccentric man-child Pee-wee Herman gets his beloved bike stolen in broad daylight, he sets out across the U.S. on the adventure of his life. Part of Joe Bob's Summer School: Pop Culture 201

Jul 24, 1999

A powerful warrior seeks to avenge the genocide of his people and the murder of his parents at the hands of a snake cult.

Jul 24, 1999

Conan leads a ragtag group of adventurers on a quest for a princess.

Jul 31, 1999

A parody of Top Gun (1986) in which a talented but unstable fighter pilot must overcome the ghosts of his father and save a mission sabotaged by greedy weapons manufacturers.

Aug 21, 1999

Earth is invaded by Martians with unbeatable weapons and a cruel sense of humor.

Sep 4, 1999

A Chicago man's hope for a peaceful family vacation in the woods is shattered when the annoying in-laws drop in.

Sep 4, 1999

The Griswold's win a vacation tour across Europe where the usual havoc ensues. (Part of Joe Bob's Summer School: Geography 207)

Sep 11, 1999

The equally strait-laced and "by-the-book" nephew of Joe Friday must work with his more laid-back partner to solve a mystery.

A satanist cult leader is burnt alive by the local church. He vows to come back to hunt down and enslave every descendant of his congregation, by the power of the book of blood contracts, in which they sold their souls to the devil.

Sep 25, 1999

A Chicago playwright uses self-hypnosis to travel back in time and meet the actress whose vintage portrait hangs in a grand hotel.

Sep 25, 1999

A group of college seniors spending a weekend at a cottage for a psychological experiment called "fear therapy" find a human-sized wooden figure called Morty, which triggers everyone's deepest and darkest secrets and emotions.

Oct 30, 1999

While Andy's mother is admitted to a psychiatric hospital, the young boy is placed in foster care, and Chucky, determined to claim Andy's soul, is not far behind.

Oct 31, 1999

An insurance investigator begins discovering that the impact a horror writer's books have on his fans is more than inspirational.

Dec 4, 1999

A widowed U.S. President running for reelection and an environmental lobbyist fall in love. It's all above-board, but "politics is perception," and sparks fly anyway.

Dec 4, 1999

The dogs can talk at a family of 4, where mom loses her job the same day dad gets a job as pilot for a cute, single boss.

Dec 25, 1999

A physically perfect but innocent man goes in search of his long-lost twin brother, who is short, a womanizer, and small-time crook.

Dec 25, 1999

Rocky Balboa proudly holds the world heavyweight boxing championship, but a new challenger has stepped forward: Drago, a six-foot-four, 261-pound fighter who has the backing of the Soviet Union.

Jan 15, 2000

A star pilot for hire and his trusty sidekick must come to the rescue of a princess and save Planet Druidia from the clutches of the evil Spaceballs.

Jan 22, 2000

A man from a post-apocalyptic future travels back in time to prevent the coming nuclear holocaust and enlists the help of a young couple.

Jan 29, 2000

After being kept in hypersleep during a long expedition into deep space, an astronaut crew crash-lands in the 40th century on a planet where highly intelligent non-human ape species are dominant and humans are enslaved.

Feb 5, 2000

An 18-year-old college freshman is seduced by a handsome vampire lover who introduces her to a dark world of carnal desires.

Feb 12, 2000

A group of small but vicious alien creatures called Crites escape from an alien prison transport vessel and land near a small farm town on earth, pursued by two shape-shifting bounty hunters.

Feb 19, 2000

An alien travels to Earth on a meteorite and mates with humans to preserve its species and destroy humanity.

Feb 26, 2000

In 1974, an unhinged CIA agent injects himself with the werewolf blood he found. After a killing spree, his body is put in suspended animation, then thawed out 20 years later by his crazy boss and a team of unsuspecting doctors.

Mar 4, 2000

A man awakens from a coma to discover he has a psychic ability to foresee future events.

Mar 11, 2000

Flighty teenage girl Buffy Summers learns that she is her generation's destined battler of vampires.

Mar 18, 2000

As the result of a corrupt businessman's illegal toxic waste dumping, a small desert town is beset by a deadly swarm of huge bloodthirsty mutant mosquitoes!

Mar 25, 2000

A teenage girl in a country manor falls asleep while reading a magazine, and has a disturbing dream involving wolves prowling the woods below her bedroom window.

Apr 1, 2000

A college student must save his girlfriend from a fraternity of voodoo cultists who hope to make her a human sacrifice.

Apr 8, 2000

After murdering his entire family, a man marries a widow with a teenage daughter in another town and prepares to do it all over again.

Apr 15, 2000

A teenage boy comes back from the dead because he is determined to win the most beautiful girl in school.

Apr 22, 2000

Soldier of fortune Ken Conway gets a job offer from his former fiancee to look into the whereabouts of a missing scientist. The scientist was working for pharmaceutical researcher Dr. Krago, so Conway goes undercover to infiltrate the doctor's operation. He soon discovers what Krago's scheme is: he creates super-diseases and their cures at the same time, and gets rich by releasing the disease and selling the cure. Ken tries to take this information to the authorities, but finds out too late that he has been infected with the doctor's latest creation, and he has only 48 hours left to live if he can't get his hands on the antidote.

Apr 29, 2000

Perched on the hull of a wrecked Soviet freighter, a team of deep-sea miners led by head oceanographer Steven Beck comes face to face with a mutant creature that's the product of a failed genetic experiment.

May 6, 2000

The spirits of a deceased couple are harassed by an unbearable family that has moved into their home, and hire a malicious spirit to drive them out.

May 13, 2000

In a futuristic world that has embraced ape slavery, Caesar, the son of the late simians Cornelius and Zira, surfaces after almost twenty years of hiding out from the authorities, and prepares for a slave revolt against humanity.

May 20, 2000

After being exiled from the most advanced town in post-apocalyptic Australia, a drifter travels with a group of abandoned children to rebel against the town's queen.

Jun 3, 2000

Hercules and Iolaus take time out from Iolaus' wedding preparations, to help a distant village under attack from "monsters". When they reach their destination, they find the monsters are in fact Amazonian women who are controlled by Hera.

Jun 10, 2000

A nerdish boy buys a strange car with an evil mind of its own and his nature starts to change to reflect it.

Jun 17, 2000

A team of space miners sent to stop a moon's collision course with the earth discover a hibernating creature that soon revives and starts slaughtering them.

Jun 24, 2000

In the near future Nassim, terrorist leader, storms computer company headquarters. His aim is deadly computer virus that could bring him world domination. Nick, company janitor and ex-cop, will get in his way.

Jul 1, 2000

A ruthless criminal kingpin has taken control of the technology to replicate people and a veteran street cop and his two cyberpunk friends must stop him.

Jul 8, 2000

A journalist and his son travel to Nebraska to investigate the mysterious town of Gatlin where, unbeknownst to them, a murderous cult of children are still waiting in the corn fields.