F Troop

Sep 14, 1965

Private Wilton Parmenter gets promoted after leading a charge against the Confederates and receives an assignment as Fort Courage's new commanding officer.

Sep 21, 1965

O'Rourke plots to retrieve the cannon he loaned to the Hekawis for use in a festival.

Sep 28, 1965

A British Major shows the men the advantages of using camouflage to fight Indians.

Oct 5, 1965

Agarn believes he is dying after his medical report is mixed up with that of his horse.

Oct 12, 1965

A renegade Indian tries to go straight but finds he can't.

Oct 19, 1965

Sam Urp, scourge of the west, comes to Fort Courage for a showdown with Parmenter, the Scourge of the West.

Oct 26, 1965

Wilton's old girlfriend comes to vie for his affection and to persuade him to return to the East.

Nov 2, 1965

O'Rourke Enterprise's tries mail order brides while Parmenter is away at command school.

Nov 9, 1965

Agarn leaves the troop to become an Indian, and turns out to be a better Indian than the entire Hekawi tribe.

Nov 16, 1965

Dobbs' mother is coming but everyone thinks it is Laura Lee, a dance hall singer to entertain the men.

Nov 23, 1965

Parmenter accidentally saves Wild Eagle's life, and receives a baby as a reward.

Nov 30, 1965

A con man muscles his way into O'Rourke Enterprises by selling worthless land as potential gold mines.

Dec 7, 1965

A beautiful woman almost drives O'Rourke Enterprises out of business when she opens a saloon across the street.

Dec 14, 1965

Parmenter searches for the Hekawis' whiskey supply, unaware that it is hidden at Fort Courage.

Dec 21, 1965

The Chief's daughter is kidnapped by a brave from another tribe looking for a wife, and the troop comes to the rescue.

Dec 28, 1965

The Hekawis sell their land to the railroad and move into Fort Courage.

Jan 4, 1966

Agarn boasts to a girl he's trying to impress that he killed Geronimo, so Geronimo comes after Agarn.

Jan 11, 1966

A famous jinx comes to town and meets a widow whose four husbands have all died mysteriously.

Jan 18, 1966

Agarn's look-a-like Mexican bandit cousin comes to town, and the Corporal must capture him to clear his name.

Jan 25, 1966

Jane's cousin, an inventor, helps Parmenter win a poker game to replace the pension funds lost by O'Rourke.

Feb 8, 1966

The new Inspector General plots to wipe out the Hekawis with a rifle he has invented.

Feb 15, 1966

Agarn is chosen to test a bullet proof vest, but it is stolen when Fort Courage in infiltrated by spies.

Feb 22, 1966

O'Rourke, figuring his operations will be more profitable with Wilton away, plays cupid for Wilton and Jane.

Mar 1, 1966

Gypsies come and invade Fort Courage.

Mar 8, 1966

Agarn arranges a celebration of O'Rourke's 25 years of service in the Army.

Mar 15, 1966

The men learn that they are not legally enlisted so they leave and Wilton is forced to man the fort alone.

Mar 22, 1966

Just before the troop is to be cited for high morale, a fight breaks out.

Mar 29, 1966

O'Rourke adds things to the cook's food list in order to pad his pockets.

Apr 5, 1966

Agarn thinks he is crazy when he is the only one to see an Indian.

Apr 12, 1966

O'Rourke expects to make money on a young Indian scout in the cavalry sharpshooting contest.

Apr 19, 1966

Wilton's mother comes to visit and tries to tell him how to run the fort.

Apr 26, 1966

O'Rourke enterprises is in trouble when O'Rourke gets promoted to officer.

May 3, 1966

The peaceable Hekawis are ordered to go on the warpath by the Council of Indian Nations.

May 10, 1966

The town drunk poses as Captain to impress his visiting daughter.

Sep 8, 1966

A mountie is after the burglar of Banff, whom he believes is Agarn's look-a-like French Canadian cousin, Lucky Pierre Agarniere.

Sep 15, 1966

Everyone except Agarn is transferred, and he must train G Troop whose recruits turn out to be worse than F Troop.

Sep 22, 1966

A Prussian balloonist comes to the Fort to inspect prospective personnel.

Sep 29, 1966

The bank wants to repossess the saloon when O'Rourke's payroll is stolen, so Agarn and O'Rourke volunteer to guard the next one.

Oct 6, 1966

A phony medicine man tries to blame his thefts on Agarn when Agarn suffers a temporary memory loss.

Oct 13, 1966

O'Rourke Enterprises takes over a haunted ghost town, expecting to get rich when the railroad comes through.

Oct 20, 1966

The daughter of a mining tycoon, kidnapped and raised by Indians, takes a liking to Wilton.

Oct 27, 1966

Agarn is to cast the deciding absentee vote in a hometown election.

Nov 3, 1966

O'Rourke's visiting father turns the town into Little Ireland while the Sergeant is on vacation.

Nov 10, 1966

O'Rourke needs to distract a visiting colonel who enjoys bugle calls, but the trouble is that Dobbs is the army's worst bugler.

Nov 17, 1966

Wilton's husband-hunting sister goes after Dobbs, and also assists in Wild Eagle's appendectomy.

Nov 24, 1966

An Italian suitor challenges Agarn when Agarn goes after his beloved.

Dec 1, 1966

Capt. Parmenter's evil twin Kid Vicious has been robbing banks.

Dec 8, 1966

Wrongo gets mixed up with a goat and some dynamite when Parmenter assigns him as a guard.

Dec 15, 1966

Parmenter and Agarn go on a wilderness survival test with only a knife, a canteen, and the new Army survival manual.

Dec 22, 1966

O'Rourke tries to get even with a blackmailer who took over the saloon.

Dec 29, 1966

Two renegade Indians trap Parmenter and hold him hostage, but just want some company.

Jan 5, 1967

A samurai is looking for a Japanese girl.

Jan 12, 1967

O'Rourke must talk a runaway 10-year-old boy out of joining the cavalry.

Jan 19, 1967

A 147-year-old Indian comes back to take over all of America, and begins by trying to starve the troop into surrender.

Jan 26, 1967

Wilton wants to capture a wild stallion to impress Wrangler Jane, but O'Rourke wants to sell it to the circus..

Feb 2, 1967

A Transylvanian Count that everyone thinks is a vampire is believed responsible for the disappearance of Wrangler Jane.

Feb 9, 1967

Agarn leaves to manage a rock group called the Bedbugs, which is somewhat ahead of its time.

Feb 16, 1967

Agarn faces a firing squad after everyone believes he killed Sgt. O'Rourke.

Feb 23, 1967

Agarn's look-a-like Russian Cossack cousin, Dmitri Agarnoff, comes to town and falls for Wrangler Jane, making Wilton jealous.

Mar 2, 1967

Parmenter goes undercover to find out who is selling guns to the Apaches after a colonel lets him know that someone in F Troop is a traitor.

Mar 9, 1967

Their dreams of what could happen make Agarn and O'Rourke anxious to rescue Parmenter from a marriage broker.

Mar 16, 1967

F Troop faces eviction when a rich carpetbagger comes to town, so they stage an Indian raid to prove they're still needed.

Mar 23, 1967

When Parmenter catches a cold the day before his examination for promotion to major, his friends rush to his bedside with their homespun remedies.

Mar 30, 1967

Wild Eagle has a toothache, so O'Rourke sneaks him into the Fort to see a visiting dentist, where he has to pretend to be a member of the troop when he attracts the attention of a visiting general.

Apr 6, 1967

An efficiency expert comes to Fort Courage, with the authority to close it down.