

Johns
This ain't no 90210
It's the day before Christmas, the day before John's 21st birthday. He's a prostitute on Santa Monica Blvd in L.A., and he wants to spend that night and the next day at the posh Park Plaza Hotel. Meanwhile, Donner, a lad new to the streets, wants John to leave the city with him. John spends the day trying to figure out how to deal with Donner's friendship.
Cast

David Arquette
John

Lukas Haas
Donner

John C. McGinley
Danny Cohen

Keith David
Homeless John

Wilson Cruz
Mikey

Tony Epper
Santa Claus

Richard T. Jones

Alanna Ubach
Nikki

N'Bushe Wright
Junkie

Elliott Gould

Terrence Howard
Jimmy the Warlock

Arliss Howard
John Cardoza

Nicky Katt
Mix

Nina Siemaszko
Prostitute
Harper Roisman
Old Man
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Storyline
It's the day before Christmas, the day before John's 21st birthday. He's a prostitute on Santa Monica Blvd in L.A., and he wants to spend that night and the next day at the posh Park Plaza Hotel. Meanwhile, Donner, a lad new to the streets, wants John to leave the city with him. John spends the day trying to figure out how to deal with Donner's friendship.
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