Gospel of Ted
Ted Serious
Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor is getting ready to leave South Carolina behind forever and start a new life in the Queen City - until her deadbeat husband exchanges all their hard-earned money for cryptocurrency at the behest of a shadowy cult figure, known only as Ted. Before her new life can begin, Ferra must dismantle Ted's legion of Apocalypse-preppers, restore her husband's sanity, and salvage what's left of her good name.
Cast
Breanna Foister
Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor
Joe Worthen
Harry Shumway
Paul Kaufmann
Ted
Jesse Hamlin
Carther Graham
Seven James
Palmer
Hiren Patel
Daniel
Jason Walter
Stephen
Jeff Benninghofen
Hank
Ryan Adams
Sex Offender
Ty Rabideau
Mooky
Key Symone
Jenni
Malik “Big Leak” Smith
Jonathan
Anna Lynn Hollemann
Samantha
Tom Harrison
Bartender
Kathryn Ballou
Miss Nancy
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Storyline
Ferrari Thunderbird Taylor is getting ready to leave South Carolina behind forever and start a new life in the Queen City - until her deadbeat husband exchanges all their hard-earned money for cryptocurrency at the behest of a shadowy cult figure, known only as Ted. Before her new life can begin, Ferra must dismantle Ted's legion of Apocalypse-preppers, restore her husband's sanity, and salvage what's left of her good name.
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