Machete Kills
Machete Kills

Machete Kills (2013)

5.6 ? Sep 12, 2013 1h 48m

Overview

Ex-Federale agent Machete is recruited by the President of the United States for a mission which would be impossible for any mortal man – he must take down a madman revolutionary and an eccentric billionaire arms dealer who has hatched a plan to spread war and anarchy across the planet.

Genres

Action Crime Thriller

Release Date

September 12, 2013

Rating

5.6 /10

Runtime

1h 48m

Official Trailer from YouTube

Danny Trejo

Danny Trejo

Machete Cortez

Mel Gibson

Mel Gibson

Luther Voz

Demián Bichir

Demián Bichir

Mendez

Amber Heard

Amber Heard

Blanca Vasquez / Miss San Antonio

Michelle Rodriguez

Michelle Rodriguez

Luz

Sofía Vergara

Sofía Vergara

Desdemona

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen

Mr. President (credited as Carlos Estévez)

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba

Sartana Rivera

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

La Camaleon

Alexa PenaVega

Alexa PenaVega

KillJoy

Vanessa Hudgens

Vanessa Hudgens

Cereza Desdemona

Tom Savini

Tom Savini

Osiris Amanpour

Cuba Gooding Jr.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

El Camaleon

Antonio Banderas

Antonio Banderas

El Camaleon

Walton Goggins

Walton Goggins

El Camaleon

William Sadler

William Sadler

Sheriff Doakes

Marko Zaror

Marko Zaror

Zaror

Julio Oscar Mechoso

Julio Oscar Mechoso

Chepo

Billy Blair

Billy Blair

Billy

Samuel Davis

Samuel Davis

Clebourne

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Per Gunnar Jonsson

6.0/10

May 10, 2018

I wonder what drugs Rodriguez was on when he wrote this movie but he must have been under the influence of something since it is even more weird and insanely violent than his usual concoctions. What is worse it that it really is somewhat incoherent, like ideas for scenes was just strung together with no real concern for the overall picture. I did like the movie as a two-hour distraction from reality and I had quite a few laughs at the ludicrously violent scenes. Unfortunately some of them made me squirm in my seat because the where not really funny-violent but just silly-violent. Charlie Sheen as a president was a real really poor choice of actor. Mel Gibson as Voz was better and I have to confess that I do like Michelle Rodriguez. Lady Gaga? Well, “bof” as the French say. Machete himself, which to me was one of the main reasons for watching the movie, was also a bit of a disappointment. He walked through the movie like he was just boored being on the set. There was never any real spark. At the end of the movie I have to say that I felt a little disappointed. As I wrote, I did like it but it never reached the levels of enjoyment that I hoped for.

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