Garchaster's Cornblade (2026)

0.0 August 16, 2026 1h 49m Released

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

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Cast

  • Lyndsie Jane Earle

    Lyndsie Jane Earle

    Stone

  • Kasper Meltedhair

    Kasper Meltedhair

    Tarsia

  • Donald Farmer

    Donald Farmer

    Donald Farmer

  • Brewce Longo

    Brewce Longo

    Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite

  • Andy Heck Boyd

    Andy Heck Boyd

    Gorgas Mordpan

  • Carrie Phillips

    Carrie Phillips

    Ozra

  • Matt Minter

    Matt Minter

    Scary Fairy Ta

  • X Menzak

    X Menzak

    Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763

  • Dogfood Williams

    Dogfood Williams

    Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member

  • Mary Faust

    Mary Faust

    Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger

  • Michelle Wanhala

    Michelle Wanhala

    Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member

  • Nicholas DeGideo

    Nicholas DeGideo

    Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member

  • Emily Kaldenbaugh

    Emily Kaldenbaugh

    Quicksanders / Unknown / Dead Cult Member

  • Eli Elliot

    Eli Elliot

    Gus Galantine / Orty / Korbite / Dead Cult Member

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