Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness? (1969)

"Heironymus Merkin, the most talented movie star who ever sang, danced and loved girls, girls, girls."

4.8 March 19, 1969 1h 47m Released

Heironymus Merkin is an internationally successful singer approaching middle age who retells his life story in a series of production numbers on a seashore in front of his two toddlers and aged mother. Merkin's promiscuous relationships with women are explored, particularly Polyester Poontang and the adolescent Mercy Humppe. Merkin is constantly surrounded by a Satan-like procurer, Goodtime Eddie Filth, and an angelic 'Presence' who interrupts Merkin's biography with cryptic Borscht Belt-level jokes to denote births and deaths in Merkin's life. Newley periodically steps out of character to complain about his 'Merkin' role with an unseen director, two screenwriters, the film's producers and a trio of blasé movie critics who are turned off by the story's eroticism and lack of plot.

Cast

  • Anthony Newley

    Anthony Newley

    Heironymous Merkin

  • Joan Collins

    Joan Collins

    Polyester Poontang

  • Bruce Forsyth

    Bruce Forsyth

    Uncle Limelight

  • Milton Berle

    Milton Berle

    Goodtime Eddie Filth

  • Stubby Kaye

    Stubby Kaye

    Fat Writer

  • George Jessel

    George Jessel

    The Presence

  • Connie Kreski

    Connie Kreski

    Mercy Humppe

  • Alexander Newley

    Alexander Newley

    Thaxted

  • Tara Newley

    Tara Newley

    Thumbelina

  • Patricia Hayes

    Patricia Hayes

    Grandma

  • Ronald Rubin

    Ronald Rubin

    Skinny Writer

  • Louis Negin

    Louis Negin

    Producer Peter

  • Tom Stern

    Tom Stern

    Producer Ron

  • Judy Cornwell

    Judy Cornwell

    Filigree Fondle

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